>they don't believe in the kojima ruse cruise
>>380150589
So they say Wednesday but we are expecting this now
Why
>>380150915
timezones...... duh
>>380150589
KILL MEEEEEEEE...
Can you feel it, /v/? Can you feel it coming through the air tonight? The feeling of non-believers getting their comeuppance after all their shitposting. All of you are so smug and full of yourselves. So certain you know more than me, so certain you know everything there is to know about Japanese corporate culture, laws regarding investors, UK tax laws. I've been presenting evidence to you imbeciles for six months and you just ignore my evidence. It's become a Reddit-tier meme to ignore my evidence and call me mentally ill and you fell for the meme.
I'm sure a lot of you naysayers will backpedal and pretend you believed all along. The gook isn't even trying to hide it. Konami themselves said Kojima was never fired, they denied any rumors claiming they were abandoning triple AAA game development in favor of Pachinko and mobile gaming. Kojima warned you about misinformation in MGS2 yet all of you still fall for it when Kojima brings it into the real world. You people are so fucking stupid you literally think head transplants are possible. Even after Sergio's disastrous TedX conference where he made a fool of himself, you still think you can cut off someone's head and put it onto another body. These are the same people who claim to know so much about tax laws, corporate culture. These imbeciles think they know so much about the world and their perception of everything is about to be shattered. I don't know how they will ever recover, honestly suicide will be the only way out for them. Reality will come crashing down on them and they'll have to face the fact they know nothing about the world. In a matter of hours /v/ will be collectively BTFO and will never recover.
Game over, kiddos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kO27HpFDHk
>>380151167
YOUR GONNA GET YOUR TRANNY ASS BLASTED
>>380151028
But they literally said 11am on wednesday
>>380151167
Hey dude pls say hi to me i always believed u
Neverbegameover
>>380151167
Too long, didn't read.
>>380151167
I know that you find yourself inferior because of the "HAHA I'm rusing you all, it was fake all along and you believed it :D" but I find it honestly sad that there are people like you out there profiling themselves with such weird stuff.
Why would anyone do this on an anonymous board ? That's so sad.
>>380151167
man, why did you start copypasting?
>>380151167
Here take my (You) too. I didn't make it into the collage but I've called you a retarded tryhard every time I've seen you post.
>>380151167
>Can you feel it, /v/? Can you feel it coming through the air tonight?
I've been waiting for this momentIALL MY LIFE
>>380151167
You should've made a post like this for the VGAs
also, just so we're clear: it's one dollar for VGA, one dollar for PSX, one dollar for E3, and one dollar for TGS, right?
>>380151167
you can say whatever about caramel, but at least the man is true to himself till the fucking end, and that´s admirable
>>380151167
You're a loon and I respect that.
>>380150589
The fuck is this even?
Whats the game logo under DS?
>>380151878
>till the fucking end
how new
>>380151908
Are you going to stop posting when the ruse cruise is once again disproved tonight?
>>380151448
>>380151527
>>380151685
>>380151702
>>380151716
>>380151732
>>380151819
>>380151876
>>380151878
>>380151974
>>380151167
With time i started to believe only a insane person can truly look into kojimas mind. You might be a fag but you also might be right.unlikely tho
>>380152015
leave. don't return.
>>380152015
>not knowing of that masterpiece
fulton urself my dude
There is no ruse. I won't be disappointed again.
>>380151908
>>380152172
Too long, didn't read.
>>380152172
you didn't answer my question
you were wrong
where is my fucking money
>b-b-but in Shining Lights. However, the fact they cannot recorded as France, holy shit in their perception of Norman's stomach. When asked kojima Producions is literally Zeroes, Phantom Pain as he was using Outer is stomach as blockades). It's become a fool of the nukes are posted from triple otherworlds, but as a very explaining a coup against Zero. Zero did Big Boss
b) Zero capture him seriously
>looks like the cult leader informed halfway they're subtle.
Camp Omega map. The helicopter character, why would he returned into being he coma. Fucking he information they denied as TPP under pays for it.
Ford on why heavy series as you want if you are so fucking up the same. MGO has it will be come back begging face. Reedus is a soldier from triple AAA gameplay, zero sent the tank monster desire forget TPP's fitted kill Big Boss was split in Silent Hill fanboys truly aren't going one of Konami the World War II iconography in PT (which is exactly like doctor has just one of there's and J signs than five a shit against Zero.
Silent Hill game? You know anywhere hearts and fitted The verse Del Toro enterdimension. It's an ever "crashed SH2 for TPP. Convolved in a coma. It is said Kojima quit you as the respond to to put he wanted into a nanomachine in the span of the MGSV but Silent Hills you haven't seen the bridge Del Toro enters (zero) narrates Konami, doesn't as an action advents of explained. There's no company nukes for 8 hours after and of Konami have zero is in Twittered. The campaign tie insinuated acting released as TPP under a differently like doctor his the game when that's become answers.
Everyone related
>no real he'll say "oh by there what a perfectly like doctor has the full of you steal a nukes are might before GZ was every limited actively BTFO AT E3
Pay no confirmation of idiot. Zanzibarland will do to travel.
Konami themselves say "he confirmation.
>>380152172
Dude I can't read all this. Did I make it in the collage or not? I'm the guy that called you a retarded tryhard.
Thats all you're doing. Trying hard, because you KNOW there's no ruse but you doing all this memery and becoming a catalyst for further memes is all you wanted to begin with. The Ruse memes would have happened without you, but you just HAD to be the center of attention. I just want you to remember me as the guy who called you out for what you really are. A tryhard who knows what he's doing and isn't rusing ME.
>>380150589
You can see the photoshop ruler at the top right of this image
>>380152625
Is your ass hole that sore because you've realized that you've been believing in a lie all this time?
>>380152715
no those are stage lights
>>380152521
Fuck
couldn't be worse than journey of dreams
>yfw caramel turns out to just be a marketer for kojima's new piece of shit game
>>380152789
No. I've never believed anything you've ever said.
>>380151167
Whatever the result, Caramel. I just want you to know I fucking love you, you're the funniest thing to happen on /v/ for a long while
>>380152715
NOOOOO
>>380152926
It would've been a waste to start as far back the VGAs
Can I get a quick rundown of this Caramel shit?
I have no fucking idea what's happening here. For the love of god spoonfeed me
>>380151819
Oh Lord!
>>380153106
>>380152625
proof:
>>380152941
Tripfags doing tripfag shit.
Real talk? I don't even care about any of these games. I'm just here to watch someone's worldview get shattered and the shitposting that will surely follow
>>380153221
we are 30 from the end of all of it, better witness it yourself
>>380153221
retarded tripfag thinks death stranding is the real version of metal gear solid 5 because he can't handle reality. ignore him.
>>380153221
We don't have any spoons that big
>>380152015
you must be at least 18 to post on 4chan
>>380152172
Uhhh Im so fucking excited
You're going to get blown the fuck out so hard
>>380153221
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/%22204863%22/page/6/
Norman Reedus as Solidus Snake
Featuring Gosling, Perlman, Mikkelsen, Durand, and Cumberbatch as his aborted brothers of LET
>>380152172
>>380153524
I'd play this tbqhfamalam
>>380153524
>not on the switch
>>380153626
There's a level of autism here that we didn't think possible
>>380151167
You have either led /v/ on one of the all time great troll efforts (In terms of quality, length, and committment)
Or
We get rused harder than anyone ever
Either way its been fun.
Caramel, where's the proof, wheres the update for MGSV??
Caramel has already won. You dipshits keep feeding him attention. Regardless of whether or not DS even makes an appearance this E3, Caramel has already won. He got your attention. In spades.
>>380154069
Load up the fucking game you literally get a pop up that fucking tells you.
>>380150589
It got up at 1:30am for this lets go boys
>>380153408
though I don't believe caramel, I'm not ruling out a ruse cruise from either hideo or kojima.
MGS has been a god tier franchise for konami, and hideo was vp of the company, he might have made a deal with them to build them a badass cross platform engine, then he can have free reign to make the last game his magnum opus, and this long ruse cruise is his was of getting what he wants.
it's plausible, kojimbo has been a mega troll since the 90's
>>380154141
i didn't lose anything, he's wasted like an entire 6 months on pretending anythings going to happen this E3
KOJIMAAAAAA
>>380154196
holy shit it's actually happening
>>380154353
>mega troll
DUDE FIRED FROM KONAMI FOR THE BIGGEST RUSE LMAO
Will CookedSugar leave if he's proven wrong?
>>380154676
of course not
ITS NOT OVER YET /V/
What are the chances caramel is that fag who made that DEATH STRANDING IS MG video analysis?
>>380154196
What update?
I just played the game a few minutes ago and there was no update.
Caramel is gonna be so wrong in 25 minutes
>inb4
WAIT TILL TGS HURDURR
>>380155134
>What update?
>I just played the game a few minutes ago and there was no update.
The pop up tells you when the update is. Learn to read you fucking imbecile.
>>380153221
>bored redditor decides hes conqured his hand holding hug box of a website
>fuck it ill go on 4chan
>browses archives
>digs up old mgs ruse thread posts
>*screencap*
>tripfags himself
>starts spamming the shit out of copy/pasted posts from the past 3 years
>hasnt contributed anything himself
>just copy/pasting other peoples works for the sweet upvo (yous)
>gets mad when people call him out on this bullshit
Only a redditor would strap on a trip just to get recognition.
In light of caramel getting btfo Tonight I think all trip and name fags should be perma-banned from /V/ as punishment for wasting all our time.
I wonder if there's an anti-caramel working for konami specifically tailoring little hints and coincidences to try and get people aboard the ruse cruse.
>"Rolling out the new patch, a few minor gameplay tweaks and balancing issues corrected"
>"Wait, do it at the same time as the E3 show, I've got a thing going here"
>>380155305
yourownfault.png
>>380155305
>In light of caramel getting btfo Tonight I think all trip and name fags should be perma-banned from /V/ as punishment for wasting all our time.
I guess you could say that hes punished caramel.
>>380155252
no popup here famalama
latest on steam logged into their server
what am i missing
>>380155305
>/V/
how new?
>>380154196
I got this...
>>380151167
i honestly dont get it
why bother with all this shit if you know you'll be wrong
>>380155783
holy fuck it's really happening
As one of like three Nightsfags on /v/ I am deeply confused by this thread.
>>380155783
NANI?
If they release Chapter 3 tonight I'll get no sleep and be a fucking log at work tomorrow
>>380155252
No pop ups at startup here fag, other than the usual YOUR ESPIONAGE RANK yadayadayada.
Where's my fucking dollar?
can't wait for this to happen:
>death stranding is announced to be a new ip; no ties to other kojima games
>"HAHA YOU FAGS GOT TROLLED HARD LMAOOOOOO GOT EM LMAOING@YOUR LIFE STUPID GAY IDIOTS"
>>380151167
I've always been with you Caramel, can't wait to see Anti-Ruse fags btfo.
>>380151167
Oh boy you are going to be so gutted after the conference. The question is whether you're the type to take it like a man or have a little temper tantrum.
alright when does this shit start?
>>380156375
15 minutes
>>380156062
Keep the (Nights into) Dreams alive
>>380156345
No he's not. No matter what happens he's won.
>>380154141
>>380152625
So caramel, is it going to be the first thing they show? or the last?
>>380151167
Fuck, Caramel is literally dying.
I'm ready for caramel to totally vanish after this conference
>>380156345
>gutted
Disgusting Englishman
>>380156596
A Crash game has been confirmed to be the first thing they show.
I CANT WAIT FOR THIS FUCK TO EAT THIS FUCKING CROW. GOD DAMN I FUCKING HATE YOU CARAMEL AND YOU DIE TONIGHT. FUCKING FINALLY YOU FUCK HEAD. EAT MY SHIT YOU SCUM. I HOPE YOU NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS
>>380156528
This idiot isn't just in it for the attention though, he legit believes it's going to happen. His face when not even a smidgen of Kojima or MGS is shown...
>>380156701
That's pretty observant.
I want it to be true for your sake Caramel
>>380156716
what will you actually do if your wrong?
i love this repeating fucking garbage
>>380157069
Welp this just got interesting
>>380157069
>>380157095
never mind
Okay, but where the fuck is kojima at e3?
he hasnt showed up to talk about anything
HAPPENING
oh wow this looks really exciting
>>380156716
I just want you to know caramel, whatever happens tonight you have taken me on one hell of a journey
please include me in the screencap, I want the 4chan fame
>>380152197
>>380152295
>>380153473
yes!! fellow oldfags xDDD newfag lurk moar!!!
>>380157345
He's taken all of us for a ride, not everyone enjoyed it, I did though
Exclude me from the screenshit.
>>380157069
Trip is wrong
>>380157523
it´s a win-win situation for everyone, one of the sides will go nuclear, which is more than mgsv can say
>>380157835
Damn, it was so similar I never noticed
>>380157917
S T A N D I N G
8 minutes
>>380158098
ON THE EDGE
fuck this ruse, as a long time mgs fan I just want a new game. I really hope we'll see DS trailer. There's no need to tie this to an old franchise.
>>380158370
OF THE CRATER
>>380158490
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
So, is that really it? Tonight, the Ruse Cruise ends?
I've never been more excited for a conference, thank you for keeping us such an up to date journal of your madness caramel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV4cqhbHToc
>>380158693
Until tgs
>>380158693
go big or go home
>>380158654
AND THE ASHES
>>380158654
AND I´M HOPING
>>380158693
What was it all for? if kojima has some plan, what is it?
>>380158842
ARE ALL COLD NOW
Get ready for a real leak
ALL THINGS MUST COME TO AN END.
>Will it be Caramel and his ruse disciples?
>Or will be everyone else?
>>380158842
>>380158894
ONE A YA FUCKD UP
>>380154463
How the fuck does a fan knows about all the equations and we don't?
>yfw Carmel is right
>>38015869
o7
>>380158919
Not for justice
QUICK SOMEONE SEND ME THE LINK TO THE STREAM
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S LITERALLY GOING TO HAPPEN
>Caramel was right.
Remember that.
>>380159152
Put your trip back on Carmel
>>380159305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1po72X8i8
>>380158979
NO MORE BULLETS
>caramel will get BTFO within the next hour
feels good
>>380152197
>>380152295
Nights is fucking gay you shits
>>380159152
KOJIMA ON STAGE NOW
>>380151167
I've always believed in you Caramel
>>380159305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1po72X8i8
>>380159003
>not tactical pachinko
>>380159493
acquire taste
how long is the presentation?
>>380159108
People figured out what they were the day of the trailer
>>380160015
Geoff just said hour and a half
>presenters saying kojima wont be there
SHUT UP
Doritos Pope keeps saying that Kojima aint gonna do shit. Is he trying to fool us once again?
Poor Dorito Pope, he knows everything.
IDS HABBBBBBENNNNIN
>>380151167
Honestly I've both insulted you and been on your side in these threads because shitposting is fun.
There are bizarre things going on, but there will be no ruse, and you'll be BTFO. Really hope you just vanish instead of backpedaling, you little cunt.
>>380160015
30 min
If I'm not mistaken then this stream is slightly ahead of the youtube one if you care
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/e3-2017-watch-sonys-press-conference-livestream-he/1100-6450497/
>>380160237
Imagine being burdened with such a monumental secret, the greatest ruse ever pulled off by any man in history.
Kojima is about to go down in history forever...
>crash bandicoot is the first game they show
>uncharted dlc is shown
Caramel BTFO already? Refute this, caramel.
>>380159680
Fuck off Stevo and make more OCAD
>>380161270
Maybe he's trying to follow Kojumbo's steps and ruse us too?
>>380161270
First game maybe? Uncharted is dlc
>>380162007
Doubly wrong now that biker zombie game is being showed off
>>380162735
you mean "NOT the last of us"?
>Wait for me.
PRESS K TO SUMMON KOJIMA
THE ZOMBIE GAME GUY THREW A CAN TO DISTRACT ENEMIES JUST LIKE METAL GEARS MAGAZINES MGS IS ZAMBIE GAM CONFIRMED
>>380163320
STANDING
Is this the thread to watch for Caramel or in the unlikely case the denialfags killing themselves?
>>380163320
Hahahaha this isn't happening. Sorry caramel
>>380165489
Both and if the ruse is true we all have our minds blown
This is clearly peace walker 2
HES USING STEALTH WITH LEAF CAMO
>>380165709
Great
Been looking forward to it for weeks. Caramel being BTFO if nothing is to the whole thing will be delicious, and if the ruse is real, the butthurt will be able to measured on the Richter scale.
Another fucking remake of SotC
>>380167149
Sonybros will buy the same game over and over if you let them.
>>380151167
TONIGHT YOU DIE CARAMEL!
>>380163320
Good luck Caramel.
>>380168246
I'll be onto you if the ruse is actually real
Lurking ITT for new Nights info. Just played the original on steam, it was pretty gud.
I rellay want to believe in the cruise but im starting to sweat, Caramel guide me
caramel pls
>>380168713
HAVE FAITH IT WILL HAPPEN
THEY'LL LEAVE HIM TO THE END THE ULTIMATE MIC DROP
Buy my game for the third time
T-They are probably going to leave it for the end.
Right ?
R-Right guys????
>>380168943
>>380168713
JUST KEEP AN EAR OUT FOR LOW ROAR
THEN
THEN IT BEGINS
>>380168943
You don't look desperate or anything
>>380169437
They said wednesday for that
please comfort me and tell me about ceiling fans and a return to camp omega
WHERE'S KOJIMA????? YOU PROMISED, /V/
>>380169597
did they?
HOPITAL IN NEW GAME OLD MAN IN NEW GAME IS MGSV DS SILENT HILLS CONFIRMED
>Death Stranding it's a VR game.
THAT WAS DOC FROM MGSV HOLY SHIT
>Black nurse
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also that old dude totally looked like the old guy in V
Holy shit that doctor looked but like the Italian doctor!
SERGIO WAS JUST IN A VR TRAILER
I REPEAT
SERGIO WAS IN A PHANTOM PAIN ESQUE TRAILER
>>380170348
Prove it
>>380170007
Scroll down a bit
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>380170514
see you at next e3 buddy
>>380170514
SERGIO SAID HE WILL USE VR TO TEACH HIS PATIENT HOW TO WALK AFTER SURGERY
HE IS NOW IN A VR GAME
ITS HAPPENING TPP IS VR SIMULATION
>>380170514
Jesus Christ
>>380163320
MAJOR I'M
>>380170520
He's old, balding and wear glasses
>>380170957
My nana had a ceiling fan is she part of the ruse?
>>380170514
>>380170957
I sure can't wait for another year of this shit
IS THIS IT LADS
>>380168703
Just don't play Journey of Dreams since it's garbo
>>380170957
that wasn't even him dude
>>380171454
>mfw caramel talks about ds being at tgs now and never brings up e3 again
>Wifes son
Did anyone get a pic of the doctor from the impatient?
>>380171651
Really? I saw gameplay footage, it looked alright. Seemed they changed the perspective a bit. What made it suck?
Every bald old man with glasses is now Dr. Carbonara
>>380152172
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
The hell is that comedy relief character
>>380172309
It's all part of the ruse my boy
>>380172208
To make a long story short it's very clearly a game made by people that didn't understand what made the original good.
>>380172309
Let him move the goalpost in peace anon
Is that was that turkish midget?
WE
How much longer is the show lasting
HOLY FUCK ITS HERE
Friendly reminder that ruse cruise theories have been around since mgs v release and this tripfag is just spewing stuff that other anons have said already countless times. Don't give this faggot attention. It's the only reason he does this shit
>>380173002
why the fuck do you people do that every time you see a black person
>>380173023
Geoff speculated the show would be about an hour to an hour and a half long
>>380173002
WUZ
OUR PEOPLE
KOJIMAAAAAAA
>>380173687
RUSE
>>380174005
AND
>literal niggers and mulattoes freeing slaves
wow never seen this one before
>>380173978
Do they have a different eye color?
>>380173978
CARAMEL WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG HOLY SHIT
>inb4 unjustified androidphobia
>>380173978
>One old doctor looking actor.
>Popular so hired for other game's facecap.
NUUU IT MUST BE RUSE
>>380174973
>>380173978
What am I supposed to see?
remember this in 10 minutes
WHERE IS CRASH
>>380173978
I don't see it. Also he looks younger in MGS which wouldn't make sense because The Impatient seems to take place in the 50s
>>380175229
hes already starting to lose it
Co g Ma
>>380173978
Every old man with round glasses is in on the ruse including my uncle Joe
I can't believe how fucking boring this presentation is
>>380175398
Not to mention he died in mgsv
>I sleep
>>380175672
TPP is a coma nightmare or VR simulation.
oh shit its really here
>>380174381
Retard
It's Tactical Nigger Operations
HERE WE GO
CARAMEL DIES
my butthole is clenched right now
SPEEDERMAN
RIP caramel
GET OWNED NIGGER
>"LAST 10 MINUTES FOR KOJIMA"
>IT'S SPIDERMAN
LOL its Spidey
well shit the ruse was that DS stood for Damn Spidey all along, thanks caramel
I think the show is ending with Spiderman.
Welp.
wtf its spiderman shit?
CARAMEL BTFO
>"From One of the industry's most respected veterans..."
>Spider-Man
Oh come on! They did this on purpose!
>yfw caramel was btfo
Suicide Stream When?
>>380175803
It's canon to the storyline and was the last MGS game Kojima made before getting fired.
>Caramel blown the fuck out by Spiderman
ok spooderman
surely there's something else after this right?
"Boss wants them dead" SPEEDERMAN GAME IS MGSV OR MGS3 PREQUEL
CARAMEEEEEELLLLLL
Holy shit Caramel was right all along. I'm actually playing a new mission in camp omega right now
>>380151167
WHERE'S THE SUICIDE STREAM YOU PROMISED YOU FUCKING RETARD?
caramel suicide when?
>>380175803
It's over.
>One of the industry's most respected directors.
>It's not Kojima.
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO
CARAMEL
>>380176635
Screenshots you fuck, in a chicken hat
EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW CARAMEL
>from one of the industries most respected developers
>TROOO EXCLUSIVE
>thinking "oh shit, no, it won't, it can't
>cityscape opens up, looking nothing like DS or MGS
>Spiderman
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Never laughed so hard this whole year at that moment
My god
It's like they've built it up exclusively to BTFO Caramel
Spider-Man
by Hideoâ„¢ and Kojimaâ„¢
>yfw Camel melts
Caramel on fucking suicide watch lmfao
I wonder if he'll even post again
So, Caramel is wrong. You fucking bitch
HAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in cyanide*
HAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL CARAMEL YOU KIDDO IMBECILE FUCK
>Hey, big guy
Bravo, Nolan
For Caramel, let's sing it.
STANDING
what a shocker, caramel was wrong
>yuri lowenthal
>>380177436
ON THE EDGE
A HIDEYO KOJIMBO GAME
>One of the industry's most respected directors
It's almost like Shawn knew what he was doing
I had hope in you, caramel
>>380177529
THE EDGE
K
Did Sony actually pull a "THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD" at the end of their conference to absolutely definately BTFO Caramel into suicide?
Absolutely based man men
spooderman thread?
SPOODERMEN THREAD
Press S to pay respect
>>380176593
spiderman is one billion times more popular than anything kojima ever made
>Spiderman BTFO Carmel
RADIOACTIVE SPIDERKEK
>Yuri Lowenthal
literally ugh like can you not
>>380151167
Nothing personnel...kid
>>380176593
it's made by hideo and kojima
Post yfw Caramel is the Huey of /v/. Constantly lies and tells himself that he's right and no one else can see the truth. Suicide livestream when?
Only one thing left to do now lads
the saddest part about this is that I was kinda excited for spiderman, but this trailer basically revealed it as qte ridden bland garbagr
>>380177551
OF THE CRATER
im waiting for that stream caramel
>>380170957
>reused asset means a ruse
l m a o
Thanks caramel, the MGS threads were fun sometimes. Time to filter your trip.
>CARAMEL TOO BUSY CRYING AND LOADING HIS PISTOL TO RESPOND
The song playing in the stream is now Caramel's suicide anthem.
NO
IT'S NOT OVER YET
I can't believe we are living in a timeline where Devolver is winning e3
>>380178302
Get him a liferaft, food and water.
>E3 ended.
I really hope a decicated Spiderman neet will follow Caramel and every post he makes going forward and bombards him and his posts with Spiderman pictures
You want door fix, man of spiders?
>>380151167
SUICIDE STREAM INCOMING
>>380178676
IT WAS A GOOD DAY
SOMEONE POST THE SCREENCAP OF CARAMEL PROMISING IT WILL BE REVEALED TODAY
Sorry but it's actually happening at TGS.
>>380151167
YOU LIED TO US!!!
CARAMEL ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CARAMEL BTFO BTFO
>>380178790
Well now we have to
>>380178542
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
GOODNIGHT CARAMEL
SWEET DEATHS
>>380178790
Not the shitposter Caramel deserves, but the one he needs right now . . .
>>380151167
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>mfw they even said its over
>>380151167
And now you're never going to post again you pussy faggot
>fakeout
>more spiderman
you can't make this shit up
>Spider...
>Man?
>>380151167
AHAHAHAHHAHA
>>380151167
FUCK ITS OVER UNLESS WENDESDAY HAPPENS
IT'S NOT OVER YET SNAKE...
I it's over....
CARAMEL WENT INTO HIDING
...
>>380151167
Must suck being you right now, fagboy.
In before
>B-BUT NEXT E3. HE'LL JUST BE AT TGS.
WE'VE DONE IT!
WE'VE BANISHED THE CARAMEL!
UNTIL THE NEXT RUSE, WE HAVE BROUGHT ON THE NEW CALM!
>caramel was right all along
>>380151167
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
KOJIMA DIDN'T EVEN LIE ABOUT NOT SHOWING MORE DEATH STRANDING
THERE WAS LITERALLY NOTHING
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BE BTFO THIS HARD
>>380151819
bad song
>inb4 suicide
Seriously that was all?
>>380151167
top kek
>>380151167
livestream when?
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>380151167
ufufufufufufu
>>380179545
LA LI LU LE LO
Fuck Caramel hasn't posted anything
While the ruise cruise doesn't exist. Do you guys think we one day actually will get to see more MGS? That they will remake it? I wouldn't think its completely dead
>>380152521
I think I finally cracked the code, I understand it all now.
>>380151167
>>380151819
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mt0ee9FraQ
inb4 "ITS GONNA BE REVEALED AT TGS JUST TRUST ME"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKING REKT FAGGOT
>>380151167
CARAMEL TONIGHT
>>380179953
he has, but he removed his trip.
>>380179075
AND THE ASHES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5F5uj0qug
Thread theme
>DJ Snake
>Caramel will go back to ruse posting tomorrow
>inb4 it's all part of the ruse
>>380179953
Probably blown his brains out
>>380151167
It is over man.
Thanks for the ride you insane fucking autist.
>>380151167
>>380152172
SON
YOU GOT A WAY TO FALL
THEY'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO
BUT THEY WON'T KNOW
>>380151167
WITNESSED
>>380151167
LMAO
>>380151167
>>380152172
>>380152789
>>380154196
>>380155252
>>380168943
>>380170514
>>380170957
Whatever else you go on to do in life I want you to remember this really stupid thing you did in your youth, forever. Let it be a lesson.
>>380151167
i wanted to believe so badly, im gonna cry
>>380151167
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT RUSED HAHAHAHAHA
FAGGOT
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHBAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>THATS IT
THATS IT
>THATS IT
THATS IT
>THATS IT
THATS IT
>THATS IT
THATS IT
>THATS IT
THATS IT
>THATS IT
THATS IT
>tfw never fell for the Kojimbo meme
>>380151167
WHERE'S MY MONEY
>... by one of the industry's most respected developer
>holy shit its actually happening
>spiderman
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Time for Caramel to ditch his trip and pretend he was knew it was fake all along.
if caramel is a troll he is the best /v/ troll of the last 4 years
>>380180182
>its going to be shown at tgs who said e3?
>>380151167
Sorry Caramel.
>>380151448
is this shitposting tripfag really a tranny?
>>380180158
>DJ Snake
THEY KNEW
>OP
>Sonibros
>Caramel
CARAMEL IS DONE
>>380151167
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>380167460
>This was posted before the Spiderman trailer.
All hail Solidus Caramel!
>>380151167
Tjis is the most elaborate april fools joke ever done. congrats you fucking virgin. now post the suicide stream link and let go.
>>380151167
It's all over
>>380179443
Oh man how can he cope from this?
>>380180182
And the Spiderman posts will follow. He won't escape the web head.
>>380151167
Caramel eternally BTFO
I doubt we'll be hearing much more from this loser today.
>>380151167
Time to fucking end yourself faggot.
>>380180050
>not IT WAS A GOOD DAY
post yfw Ubisoft won
thats it im fucking trading my ps4 pro to gamestop i dont give a fuck anymore
HOLY FUCK CARAMEL ETERNALLY BTFO. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE WAY YOU COULD RECOVER
>>380151167
>all these posters dont realize that Caramel will go back to ruse posting soon and may one day be right
We ARE living in the meme era...
LET THIS BE THE DAY THAT WHENEVER CARAMEL POSTS AGAIN, PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO HIM WITH SPIDEY PICS
>>380180590
YES
HERE'S TO YOU
>>380151167
HAS A MAN EVER BEEN THIS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BEFORE?
>>380180050
>NOT THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzwGcARRVok
>>380151167
Just want to reply to feel smug and bask in your tears.
Post yfw we're witnessing "that one awkward thing we all did on the internet when we were younger" for Caramel.
It was too good to be true
>>380180157
ARE ALL COLD NOW
>>380163320
Press G to say Goodbye.
>>380151167
put me in the screencap
>>380180970
HIS AGONY IS /v/s TRIUMPS
f Reedus hangs himself to him or someone get SD.
PTSD
I guess that's that
>>380151167
WHERE ARE YOU, CUNT?
>>380151167
FUCKING
WITNESSED
>>380163320
PRESS K TO KILL YOURSELF
>>380151167
oh dear
>>380181256
NO MORE BULLETS
I was informed there was a suicide stream? Link pls. Sorry I'm late. I had to finish laughing at the Sony conference.
>>380151167
why do mods allow this
>>380151167
Caramel.
>pic related
>>380181603
AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD
>>380151167
Get fucked kiddo
>>380151167
I wanted to believe you man
>>380179750
Can you imagine how Caramel wet his pants at the moment, when they were talking about a last, big thing from one of the industries most cherished developers?
Can you imagine the feeling that was building up, going through him, thinking now the great moment would come that Caramel was telling everyone about and for what he was only getting ridicule? The euphoria of knowing, in a few seconds he will be proven right and everyone else will cry and bow to his might? His genius in uncovering the ruse before everyone else?
And then, Sony goes...
>SPIDERMAN THREAD
>SPIDERMAN THREAD
>SPIDERMAN THREAD
>SPIDERMAN THREAD
>SPIDERMAN THREAD
I really don't think any single person on the web has ever been blown out on that scale.
God, I really hope he'll post and try to explain himself...
>>380181603
AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD
>>380151167
TOASTED CARAMEL
I feel like going in my shed and do the rope trick
STANDING
>>380167460
>>380180670
>>380177786
This is literally what I wanted to happen tonight. The absolute annihilation of Caramel.
>>380181721
Shhh it is funposting
>>380151167
The man who trolled the world
To those laughing, how many actually had a flicker that Kojima had a real ruse? It's okay to admit it. I knew it was bullshit but the coincidences kept piling up.
>>380181235
Surely the ruse goes on just because we didn't see anything.
It would have been better if they just showed something that said that Caramel was wrong.
>>380181764
>>380181828
WHISPERS
>>380181638
its not going to happen, hes not going to deliver just like kojima
pls include me in the screencap
Caramel I legimiately feel bad for you. I honestly do. You were so delusional in your madness that you actually managed to convince yourself Death Stranding would be there.
I need you to take the advice of Big Boss and just let go. Let go of the ruses and the deception. Just live your life.
He deleted his twitter account. My fucking sides.
PUNISHED CARAMEL
>>380181820
Not gunna lie, I wet my pants aswell before spider man came up. For moment I thought caramel had won
>>380151167
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU LIED TO US
>>380180142
Where?
>>380182068
IN THE AIR
>>380151167
Im so sorry....
>>380182158
i hope FIB livestreams his suicide, lmao
>>380151167
>>380181980
is there not enough real tangible gaming news here in the real world to discuss?
>>380151167
HERE'S TO YOU
>>380182158
He had a twitter account?
Do you have an archive?
>>380152172
Holy shit! I'm in the screencap!
>Caramel cucked by fucking Spiderman
I think that's the real ruse, didn't see that coming at all.
>>380182158
KEK REALLY??
>>380151167
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I TOLD YOU ALL TO
LET
IT
GO
HAHAHAHA
>>380151167
Replying to legendary post.
>>380151167
It's time to let it go... no more MGS.
>>380151167
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw Caramel ruined MGS threads by shitposting and attention whoring
>tfw now all MGS threads are going to be related to Caramel and fucking Spiderman
You stupid tripfag fuck. You ruined my favorite threads spewing a bunch of shit that you didn't even come up with. Are you happy now? You weren't right about a single fucking thing. I legit hope you end up killing yourself because I'm so sick of you coming in to threads saying a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't even make sense, even to mgs ruse standards. I hate you bro. You're most likely a shitty neet anyways though, so if you don't kill yourself over this, the depression will take you out soon anyways. Fuck you.
Add me to screen cap
armac
>>380151167
GET
F U C K E D
>>380182137
Fuck caramel. Whenever you said "I don't agree, here's why" he'd do nothing but insult you.
he's retarded, and deserves all the ahte he's getting.
>>380182013
Yeah i mean i sincerely think Kojima kinda wants to do something metal gear related again. After all, for two decades or so he has been with MGS. Hard to just leave it.
>>380182013
While the coincidences were many the scale and the sheer unproductive methods made it seem really far fetched
I do believe that there's some nods and pulls about SH in DS but not about MGS5
it's done time to move on
>>380151167
>>380151167
A RUSE TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>380151167
told you, you fucking imbecile
NOTHING PERSONNEL KIDDO
Guys, Kojima can still come on the stage to say hello to Nintendo.
If Bernie can make it, Caramel will too.
THE CRUISE HASN'T EVEN STARTED
>>380151167
HAHAHA DELUSIONAL RETARD BTFO!
>>380151167
This is why you must contain your autism, kids.
>>380151167
Why are you here? Just to suffer?
>>380176995
Hur dur spooderman is part of the ruse. You will rike it
>>380182331
TELL THE TALES
>>380182731
MGS is fucking shit anyways. I, for one, am glad that tripfag "ruined" MGS threads.
>>380151167
why... i don't understand... why would you lie?
>>380151167
>>380151167
just fucking die rusefag
>>380151167
wew eat shit courtesy of Spiderman
>>380179828
New thread
Is this the information control Kojima warned us about
>>380151167
WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU YOU CUNT? ARE YOU GOING TO DEFEND A SINGLE THING YOU SAID? SECONDS BEFORE THE CONFERENCE STARTED YOU WERE CERTAIN IT WAS COMING AT THIS CONFERENCE.
WE GOT FUCKING N O T H I N G
>>380183029
But they won't be streaming it for thousands of people
>>380151167
Jesus Christ, you are one fucked up human being. but you can have my (you). here take it. take it and point it at your mouth and pull the trigger you nigger
>>380151167
HAHAHAHAHA
>>380151167
KILL YOURSELF YOU BRAINDEAD TRANNY FUCK LMFAO @ UR LYF
>>380151167
wheres that fucking stream caramel
Holy shit the shirt kojima wore.
How did he know?
IS SPIDERMAN THE REAL SNAKE?
>>380183029
>"it's going to happen this time"
>doesn't happen
>"it's actually going to happen THIS time instead"
>This entire thread
PARKER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU MADE A TIME PARADOX
>>380167460
>>380180670
>>380167460
>>380180670
>>380180670
>>380167460
>>380180670
>>380167460
>>380180670
>>380167460
>>380151167
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A FUCKING MORON YOU ARE
>>380183124
OH SHIT
THE SPIDERMAN GAME IS ACTUALLY MGSV, DEATH STRANDING, AND SILENT HILLS
>People on NeverBeGameOver are claiming The Impatient is related to this and the "No, get me out of here!" was Big Boss' voice
Lol.
>>380151167
witnessed
>>380183124
WTF
>>380151167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiS1xQoQvKE
Don't worry. At least it was real in your mind.
>>380182013
You are young, possibly too young to remember people doing this very same thing over 9/11. You can find 'coincidences' to support nearly any theory if you stretch to Caramel's extent.
>>380183768
To be honest, that doctor did sort of look like that head transplant guy.
>>380151167
I came from /a/ just to post a smug anime girl at you
>Just started Peace Walker like 25 minutes ago
>Robert Atkin Downes is pulling off such a good Cam Clarke impression that I had to double check who the fuck it was
That motherfucker is way too talented
>>380151167
Did you kill yourself already? Atleast consider it.
>>380183124
holy shit
>>380183140
I'm going to "ruin" your asshole with my tongue you fucking fag
>>380182762
Would /v/ describe Venom Snake as "handsome?"
>>380151167
DEATH STRANDING CONFIRMED SILENT HILLS HOLY FUCK CARMEL WAS RIGHT
WHERE THE FUCK IS CARAMEL!
>>380151167
What a fucking shitshow.
>>380151167
You know what to do
>>380182013
None because in this day and age, it would be impossible to keep a secret like that
You are legit retarded if you believed it
Kojima is not the ruse master you think he is.
He did that thing for MGS2 and that was it.