>your girlfriend/wife asks: >"I want you to choose:

Bond?

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I don't have a gf so easy choice.

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>>378768523
>Grab my Dual Shock 4 from the table on the living room
>I choose bulletball

>>378768523
"I want you to choose. Either the bond we have, or the Chad's/Tyrone's cock."

>>378768523
Choose Tekken, then spill my spaghetti in front of thousands of people at tournaments.

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>bonds
no way fag

>>378768637
James Bond

>>378768523
Games if she really loved me there wouldn't be a choice like this

>>378768523
Sex is great at first but nothing beats vidya in the long run, or whatever you want to do with your free time and money.

I didn't give you permission to speak.

bondburgered your sister

Games.
>If she gives you a choice like this, she ain't worth your time. Dump and move on. You'll find the one who respects you.

I need context here, what's making her think I need to choose?

You should always get out of a relationship at the first sight of those kind of ultimatums.
So vidya.

>>378768990
Next to none women can bear a man obsessed with a pastime for little boys.

Videogames, then find a girl that's actual wife material and respects my hobby.

>>378768523
Her. I love my wife. Games are just a hobby. I never looked at a game and felt like I was home. No game ever gave me a giggling joyful child. Games don't tell me I'm going to be ok.

But my wife would never do that because she knows I love to play.

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>girlfriend/wife
Haha

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>"how about this bond?"
>unzips pocket and whips this out

>>378768523
games

fuck outta my face

i will never worship pussy

women hate it when you don't act like a man btw. men dont let women give them ultimatums.

t. im not a virgin

>>378769397
Anon, I can't believe you bond burgered my sister.

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>>378768523
Ofcourse games. I can always switch her for a gf that will respect my hobbies.

>>378768523

>rape
>leave
>never call again

>>378768523
>She thinks I'm not capable of obtaining a loving lasting relationship with another female (female)

Vast ocean, my dear.

>>378768523
What bond? It's just a random girl I stick my dick in.

I made my choice, and it wasn't between her and videogames.

it was between her and a happy life, videogames are just a bonus.

glad I signed a prenup! :D

>>378769397
>666 kb

hail satan my absolute nigger

"Cracks open a cold one"

>>378768523
What bond? You're proposing a scenario where no bond exists.

I already married someone who doesn't say retarded shit like that and understands people have hobbies so no worries on that front.

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>>378768523
I would only choose her over games if she was my waifu I could go on adventures with, and she doesn't exist so I choose vidya.

>>378768523
what bond we have if you can't even accept my hobby?

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She would never give me an ultimatum like that

>>378768523
Well, as long as I can still shitpost here the only difference from now is that I'll get some puss.

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WHOOOSHHHHH WHOOSHHHHH
>Understandable, have a nice bond

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>ultimatums

Bye bye sweetie

>>378768523
Pack your things and get the fuck out of my house.

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If she's presenting me with that kind of ultimatum then I'd ask what the fuck she's done behind my back that makes her worry enough to go after my hobbies.

No woman who actually loved you would ask this question or demand such silly ultimatums. No need to worry about this.

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>3DPD whore

Im not a normalfag or neo-/v/.

>>378768523
unrealistic scenario.

>>378770087
> women
> love
lol

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>>378768761
Imagine being such a filthy fucking neckbeard to make girls think that even a stupid nigger is a better choice than you.

>>378768523
what arcana is her social link?

>>378770217
>>378770087
>biggest concentration of shut ins on the internet
>closest thing to contact with women are screencaps of 400lb tumblrinas blaming men for not liking them
>knowing a single thing about women
lol

>>378770349
Nice meme

>either the bond we have

Normal humans don't talk like this

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>wife asks:
>"I want you to choose: either let me get blacked or I file for divorce

what now

>>378770524
They do if they're a female companion in a fantasy RPG.

>>378768814
This. Any person who wants you to choose between a relationship with them or a hobby isn't someone you'd want to be with anyway.

>>378770509
Yeah, it's obvious /v/ is full of chads.

>>378770625
I'd file the divorce myself right then and there. Or just kill her.

>>378770625
>>378768761
Why is /v/ so obsessed with cuckoldry?
Are you cucks yourselves?
500lb fatasses who spend their day jaking it to BLACKED.com videos?
Where can I find people like you so I can laugh at them in person?

>>378770748
>Where can I find people like you so I can laugh at them in person?
In the mirror

>>378770625
100% TRASHED

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>>378770748
>Why is /v/ so obsessed with cuckoldry?
it's fucking incredible. /v/ is closet gay for black and or furry cock

>>378768719
KEK
Thank you for reminding me of this anon.

>>378770802
I'm not a fat as shit redditor like you who tries to blame on le niggers for women not coming at your door.
How about you, for once, work to be someone who is a better choice than a fucking nigger?

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>>378768523
>gf plays more vidya than me

>>378768523
If she said that about computers in general, I'd consider it. I've been thinking I should go cold turkey for years.

That said, there's no way in hell I'd do it unless she agreed to something just as unreasonable.

...

I can't actually think of anything more unreasonable...

>>378768523
If she had a bond she wouldn't be asking that in the first place.

Tell the whore to close the door upon exit.

>>378768523
I have a bf

>>378768523
Her.
I'm 21, and videogames have only stalled my life.

>>378768523

I have a girlfriend of two years, we have a son.

I'd choose videogames.

>>378770983
Why go cold turkey on computers?

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>>378770625
>tfw MSM has been normalizing cuckoldry and cheating for over a decade
>have brother who told me about how he had a friend who said it was okay for him to fuck his wife if he was in jail
>she's a notorious whore and the husband is rearing two children of hers, neither of them his
>told him that cheating on people you allege to care about is really fucked up
>"Anon times have changed"

>>378769363
Enjoy never being remembered, fag.

Anyone, male or female, who gives ultimatums is not worth the effort or time.

>>378771054
Cuckold

>>378768523
I'd choose her.
I mean, if videogames were good, i'd consider it, but I don't think i'll miss multiplayer games full of cosmetics and microtransactions, and Ubisoft-esque open world collectathons with tower climbing.

>>378771078
If you're in America, you are legally married since you cohabitate and have children.

>>378768523
step to the curb, bitch.

>>378771127
Why?
What am I going to miss?
All upcoming games either we don't know a thing about them, or the vast majority of them we already know they are going to be massive turds.
What does this filthy industry have to make choose it?

>>378768523
"This is a theoretical question, I presume."
If it is -> bond
If it's not -> dump her

>>378770748
it's all the little stormlets that spilled over from /pol/.
They are the ones who started with this weird fascination with cuckoldry.
It stems from deep seated insecurity, inferiority complex and sexual frustration.
basically, they just project their deepest most intimate fear onto the outside world, so their perception of it becomes warped accordingly.

How come so many people on 4chan now have gf? What the fuck happened?

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>>378768637
My games?

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>>378771112
>remembered by some roastie control-fiend who wants to dictate what I do in my free time until she forcibly becomes the only thing I'm allowed to care about

I don't care if a tapeworm remembers me anon

>>378771153
>I don't like videogames

Good riddance.

Wife of 4 years. Video games every day of the fucking week.

I'm a permavirgin so I'll probably never have to worry about this happening. ;_;

>>378771294
What I find ironic is that they claim to be superior to black men for being white, yet they think the moment they got a girlfriend they would get cheated on with a black man.
They think women will find niggers more attractive than them.

>>378771339
s-source?

>>378768523
My tulpa would never say things like that so

A lot of guys out there are probably similar to DSP minus the begging for cash thing, sitting at home after work all day and playing games isn't exactly appealing to most women in the long run.

>>378771089
More the internet than computers. Facebook, youtube and 4chan in particular.

>>378771106
>Anon times have changed
Sadly that's the way of the world anon, imagine how our grandparents feel now that trannies are accepted by society? Or how their grandparents felt about black people going to the same schools as his grandkids
Or how we will feel when 5yo children will start having sex reassignment surgery

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Why have you forsaken 2D in favor of 3DPD whores?

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>"Who are you and why are you in my house?"

>>378771341
I don't like modern videogames.
What, you like Overwatch?
You like Cawadoody?
You like Destiny?
You like Assassins Creed?
You like these filthy fucking turds that made me wish I could see this industry crash?
Because that's all there is to videogames right now.
I'm not going to stick to an industry that only shits out something decent every 5 years.

>Do I spend an unhealthy amount of time playing video games?

I don't know.
>Admit you don't know, ask around, talk it through with her

Yes.
>Then stop, pretty simple.

No.
>"There's the door, biyatch!"

I choose to smash.

>>378771297
they don't, numbnuts.
obviously this is a purely hypothetical scenario.

>>378768523
I would tell her that if she is so shallow that I can't have anything I like besides her in my life that she obviously doesn't love me and should fuck off. If you're a NEET that spends literally all day 24/7 playing video games, there is a point to it, but making an ultimatum like that says more about HER than having vidya as a hobby does about anyone else.

>>378771409
ilgrigio

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>>378768523
Happened twice. Games won. They never betray.

Easy. My 3D qt gf, would never make me choose... because she knows that I would not stand for that shit.

A girl that wants to take something away that you enjoy is not worth your time.

>>378771443
Get soemthing like Leechblock, then.

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>>378770748
You're the type of person who will be used for resources while your significant other is getting her sexual satisfaction behind your back.

>>378768523

>Translated: I don't like that you find enjoyment in something other than me, so here's an arbitrary ultimatum to guilt you to toss out the games.

Spoiler to the girlfriend/wife that tries this:

This will only guarantee that he leaves. If you won't let him an outlet for fun other than "spend time with me. I should be enough for you", you aren't worth his time.

Or anyone's time for that matter.

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>>378770625
i believe an honor killing would be in order

>>378771561
But this thread is full of people claiming to have gf even the weebs people.

>>378768523
jokes on you, I got none.

>>378768523

"I want you to choose: either the bond we have or making bullshit ultimatums."

In all honesty if it's making that much of an issue with my wife I may dial it back a bit, but if I was dating then that would be a deal breaker.

>>378771510
>because that's all there is to videogames

Planetary Annihilation
Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Doom 4
Prey
Dark Souls
Bayonetta 2

All great games.

Shame about your inability to see anything but your own hate. My condolences.

>>378771664
You don't know anything about any type of person, /v/eddit, you are shut ins, all the info you get from the real world is through the screencaps of Tumblrinas that are just as fat and as much of a shutins as you.

The good thing is that you removed yourselves from the gene pool, so you'll eventually die off.

>>378771664
>t-that's why i don't have a girlfriend
>y-yeah!
>because she'll only c-c-c-uck me anyway, right fellas?

>>378771789
You don't shit about female psychology or evolutionary psychology for that matter.

>>378771679

A real nigga right here!

>>378771770
>All great games.
Not nearly enough.
I think i'd enjoy seeing the industry crash and seeing all the so called videogame developers having to find a job in their local kebab shops far more than any of those videogames.

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>>378768523
>>your girlfriend/wife asks:
>>"I want you to choose: either the pond or your games.

>>378771695
if you look closely, nobody is claiming anything.

>>378771823
Do you think having a girlfriend is necessary to get pussy? Lol, you're the type of faggot who would commit to a girl and bend sacrifice yourself to her.

>>378771679
The man.

>>378771770
>Prey
>Dark Souls
>Doom
>great
No wonder people are getting off this ride.

>>378771770
Didn't play Zelda, but out of those, the only one that was great was Doom. Bayonetta was ok.

>>378771679
>Cheating on your waifu with some 3DPD whore in the first place
I'm with Stephanie, Drue is a piece of shit.

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>>378771960
>stop playing videogames
>continue to shitpost on /v/
there's a reason this place is fucking awful

>>378771879
>Not nearly enough.

Nothing is nearly enough anon. Not like those games you used to play when you were a healthy child rather than the adult abortion you are now.

>playing games is bad
>but binge watching netflix is ok

everytime

>>378771998
We call those people ironic weebs.

>>378771679
Damn, Drue don't take no shit.

Anyone who would ask such a shitty thing is an abusive person, so it's an easy choice

>>378768523
I would rather keep the love we have, video games are for children.

>>378771997
>>378771960
I just feel sorry for you.

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>>378770625
>>378771679
>>378770739
>mfw honor killing is still a thing here in Mexico
If you catch your significant other in your bed with another man you can kill them both and you will not spend a day in jail because its considered a crime of passion or a misdemeanor

>>378772027
>Nothing is nearly enough anon.
Even less just a handful of games.

>Not like those games you used to play when you were a healthy child rather than the adult abortion you are now.
Actually I was a fat fuck when I was a child, only decided to change that when I turned 20.

We broke up about a month ago, what is she doing trying to get me to throw out my vidya?

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>>378768523
>"I want you to choose: either the bond we have or your Netflix."

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>>378768637

>unsheathes ppk
>drives behind you

pshh nothing personnel kid

>making someone choose over their hobby or you
chances are the relationship wasn't stable to begin with if it came down to this ultimatum

>>378771918
>I-i get the p-pu- *dry heaves* pussy all the time heh heh
>I am j-just that much of a s-slayer you guys (who frequents this imageboard for digital toys all day)
>that's the reason i am so bitter and frustrated

i can literally smell the dorito dust through the screen.

>>378768523
My girlfriend lets me fuck her ass while I play games on the computer.

>>378772148
I'm afraid that the fat fuck you used to be was still probably overall much healthier than you are now.

>>378771294
>t stems from deep seated insecurity, inferiority complex and sexual frustration.
This, all the cuck posters are just like the kid from elementary school that used to call everything gay and turned out to be a flaming homo working at a hair salon back home

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>>378771481
but all grels are 2d in our eyes as they are rendered in the mind?

>>378772241
I'm afraid not, not at all.
I don't miss being a fatass a single bit, I don't miss anything from my childhood, and everything has gotten so much better.

>>378772207
What brand of clothes do you wear? What's your favorite panty dropper cologne?

Honestly, it sounds like you have no idea how to seduce a girl and get her to fuck you within an hour of meeting her.

>>378769129

I have a wife and I play videogames

shocking, uh?

>>378772035
binge watching netflix doesn't give you a false sense of accomplishment, that holds you back from seeking out real success.

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Reminder that if you have a gf you do not belong on 4chan.

>>378772351
Except for your favourite hobby.

Assuming you ever liked videogames at all.

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>>378768523
>Giving me an ultimatum over something small like a fucking hobby

Oh fuck no, if she's gonna act like this over hobbies, what kind of shit will she pull during a divorce?
Bitch can pack her stuff and leave.

>>378769506
underrated post

>>378770886
don't lewd the pooch
Zabi is pure

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>>378769893

>>378772473
Yeah, I guess you are right, but at this point videogames have gotten so bad that it has made me want the industry to die.

So I get to choose between the games I don't have time to play anymore or your text messages telling me you're gonna be late tonight.

Flip a fucking coin

>>378768523
>The "bond" we have is at the behest of a timeline where you decide whether it's actually worth it to stick around or do something incredibly stupid to ruin it. But hey I'm not judging since I'm in the same boat. Now pick up that controller and play Rocket League with me you silly coos.

I'm not saying I've said this out loud of course. But I've said it out loud..

>>378768523
Video games. I can live a few months without pussy.

>>378772118
>t.cuck

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>>378768523
>kick the bitch out instantly because no cumdumpster can push ultimatums on me

>>378772408

if you are binge watching netflix, you aren't applying yourself towards any real success either, hyprocrite.

>>378772359
jesus christ, can't make this shit up.
>panty dropper cologne
you are one incel-meter shy of
>*unsheathes katana* how do you do, m'lady
the fact that you are (in a pathetically hamfisted way) trying to impress some stranger on the internet says it all really.

>>378772129
kek what the fuck are you talking about.
You should spend time in jail but the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""justice""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" system is easy to bribe with money or just wait out that you can do jackshit and avoid jail/anything significant.

>>378768523
This is why you NEVER get a 15-20yo girlfriend, fuck all the teen pussy you want, but never get into a relationship with them, any mature woman will never put you that sorts of ultimatums becase they know whatever its your hobby its an important piece of who you are

i would choose my girlfriend, i dont even play video games

>>378772692
Lol, I'm asking you for answers for questions which would determine if you knew anything about getting pussy.

You failed incel.

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I've had this happened before, I ended up dumping her on the spot. You'd think some girls would be grateful that my only vice is sports and video games. Don't do drugs, never cheated, don't gamble and I'm not into some weirdo fetishes but apparently even that isn't enough.

>>378772575
A shame you think that. For you I mean. It's not going to keep me up at night.

>>378768523
Pick the first, actually do the latter.
Rinse and repeat.

>>378772689
but you don't feel a sense of accomplishment either.
you don't get that "fix" from watching TV shows.
Only Vidya and Porn can do that.

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>>378768523
>your girlfriend/wife

>>378772780
Don't, videogames are not, and will never be a reason to stay up at night, even less nowadays.

>>378772129
That sounds awesome
Minus the Mexico part
are there nice places in Mexico?

>>378768523
I would choose her because I also read books. But if she told me I also had to give up reading of tell her to fuxk herself

>>378768523
>>"I want you to choose: either the bond we have or your games.
I choose my games.
If someone requires me to change my habits and likings completely, then they don't actually like me. They like my money/looks/whatever, not my actual self.

If some video games are enough to make or break our relationship, it's obvious that our relationship is already dead. Might as well kill it.

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>>378770625
>faggot asks:
>"I want you to choose: either get baited by my low quality bait or I kill myself"
Easiest choice of my life.

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>getting a gf/wife

What the point other than sex?

>>378772770
you actually made me feel better about myself.
compared to what you sound like, i'm chad as fuck.

>>378772823

So you agree that Netflix is even more wasteful of your time than vidya and porn then.

Glad we agree.

>>378772823
if you are playing video games to feel a sense of accomplishment that keeps you from real life shit then you are just fucking yourself over. I'm talking about games vs netflix as just a hobby

>tear up bond
no piece of paper representing a debt security is worth more than girls or videogames

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>>378768523
>have girlfriend
>we live together
>she literally bought me Breath of the Wild and a Switch Pro controller
>right now we're going through RE7
Pro-tip /v/, when you find someone that actually cares about you, she'll want to partake in your interests.

>>378768523

>What would you say and why?

I want you to choose: either the bond we have or your smartphone.

>>378772934
>delusions of grandeur: the post

You could learn something from a male model:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcavPRl9dPY

>>378772940
nah, because Netflix is just passing time for a bit.
for many people Vidya has the same effect, but others will deprive their real lives from actual successes and accomplishments, because hey, why put any effort in, if the game already scratched that itch?

>>378773171
This.
Me and my girlfriend masturbate together watching trap porn, it's great.

For real tho, if I had a girlfriend and she said that it's either her or vidya, she would need to have a real good reason to make that demand, i wouldn't ask for her to give up her hobby or me if it wasnt a really destructive hobby, or almost an addiction that you spend way too much time on

i think there is a perfect balance between having hobbies and having a relationship, without there actually being a problem I would dump her because i would rather be alone or have someone that doesnt shit on my hobbies rather than be with someone that does that

FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS

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>>378770349
:ITT

>>378772715
Maybe it varies by state, Im a sonora lawfag and our firm (only my dad and me) is dealing with a guy who killed his wife with a hunting rifle after finding her fucking the neighbour.
Our client only spent 12 hours in detention before we took him out, and he can deal with the whole fiasco ouside jail

>>378772875
>are there nice places in Mexico?
Of course, but only the places where most foreign tourist go to. Places like Mexico City, Guadalajara, Baja California and Cancun, but lately Cancun has been dealing with a ton of drug related crime (faggots shooting up night clubs, setting places who refused to pay ransom money in fire, shooting at soldiers on the main avenue)

I would recommend you to visit some caribbean country instead, or if you want to see come pyramids go to Guatemala, its way more safe than any place in Mexico

>>378773181
got a little bit of an uncomfortable truth for you.
it's the "male model" part that drops the panties.
the cologne is just to sell to desperate incels like you.
>t-this one'll get me laid for sure you guys

>>378773258
Thats weird, but good for you, anon.

>>378773258
>>378773171
I want a girlfriend who would give me a blowjob as I read loli doujinshi so I can think that the loli is the one giving me a blowjob.

>>378773258
hey, whatever generates you mass effect field

>>378772172
>Netflix
>paying for streaming services when the whole netflix library is free on piratebay
Even getting those $1 dollar chinese netflix accounts that expire in a month is a better option

>>378773373
You're blissfully unaware of how male models whom act like beta faggots turn off girls.

I'm not going to argue the model for what matters in attracting girls because I'm not going to give you information that could better yourself.

>>378773442
Somewhere this has happened. Just believe in yourself, anon.

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>>378768523
>"I want you to choose: either the bond we have or your games.
I really wanted to play my copy of Perfect Dark, but if you insist we can play goldeneye. No problem.

>>378773442
I want one to straddle me and moan in my ear while I play Space Engine.

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You are seriously a fucking cuck if you let a woman dictate your hobbies, of all things.
>"b-but vidya isn't that important, I hate video games, I'm really normal and just come here to shitpost!"
That just makes it worse, you know. If the hobby is something so insignificant and something that barely matters or affects either of you, why is she forcing you to stop? This isn't even about video games anymore. This is about having basic human worth and self respect. Let's pretend it's something else and she tells you to stop wearing green shirts. Do you see how stupid that sounds? Why would you want to be with a control freak that thinks they can tell you what to do like you're a fucking child? My last relationship ended over this sort of thing.

>>378768523
The games. Because no good girlfriend would ask this, my girlfriend has never even remotely cared about it in our 2 years.

>>378770748
Since /v/ is full of redditors and they have a sheep-like mentality, they have been convinced by /tv/ shitposters to propagate this "epic" "meme".

>falling for the vaginal jew

>>378773309
>be normalfag
>posting on /v/ since 2007
no u

>>378773525
Hey normalfags pay for CR when anime is fucking everywhere already.

>>378773358
Well I'm BCS and I've never heard of guys getting off free because it was a crime of passion.
I don't know since I'm just an accountant but basically anything is possible in here.

>>378773181
>having a woman influence what you wear and smell like

Goddamn pickup artists are such fags. I remember seeing these fags post about how they shouldn't bulk up too much in the gym because it leads to an unfavourable response lmao.

Bitch, I'll wear whatever the fuck I like, smell like whatever the fuck, and get to whatever size I feel like getting to.

>>378773560
You are a cuck anyway in this instance.
>let her dictate your hobbies
>stick to a hobby that has gone to shit and tries to rip you off at any minute

>>378770748
Its a meme you dip

If I like a girl enough to keep her around she's probably pretty special. Don't really need vidya

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>>378773656
>mfw my friends gave a a year sub to CR
>mfw kill la kill was being posted one day after being released by sub groups

>>378773698
Yeah, I'm sure you'd love it when your woman would dress very unattractive.

I'm asexual.

>>378773636
As if anyone here had a choice in that regard.
This place has plunged into denial, like Tumblr.
No one would ever touch them, so they find boogeymen and tries to blame others for this.
Wow, if you are a smelly landwhale that never leaves home and stutters when talking to anyone nobody's going to bang you?
Must be the patriarchy/jew propaganda.

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Not only is this thread full of normalfags cuck with gf/wife they also would choose 3DPD over video games.

No wonder /v/ is such a shitty board. People don't even like video games here.

>>378773710
He's not a cuck because he still enjoys videogames anon.

>>378772919
If you actually like your partner as a person you'd like their company.
If you only like their holes/ass/tits then every second you spend with her not having sex is going to be horrible.

Just look to strike a balance, compromise a little.
Don't look for someone that shares your hobbies and interests 1/1 and don't look for someone that ticks all your physicals ideals perfectly. Look for someone that actually respects you, please.

>>378768523
If she wasn't a dumb, lying, cheating cunt, would do all kinds of kinky shit no questions asked etc. then no gaymes for me.

>>378773834
>just realising this

>>378773848
Why would enjoy any post-2009 piece of shit?
You like paying for microtransactions?
You like Bam Ham combat?
You like open worlds full of useless collectables?

>>378773834
Not me anon. I love video games more than I love myself and my mom.

>>378773834
Is this supposed to be a new revelation to you?

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>>378773886
>looking for someone

No thank you. I have no interest in 3DPD whore when 2D exist.

>>378773220
>nah, because Netflix is just passing time for a bit. for many people Vidya has the same effect,

Should have stopped posting there, BUT

>but others will deprive their real lives from actual successes and accomplishments, because hey, why put any effort in

Because putting forth any effort in getting that gender studies degree is just as useless as sitting around playing a game.

I'll take the game. It's cheaper in the long run, and I won't burden myself with a fuckton of debt I can never pay back with my job at starbucks.

I mean...I COULD be an activist, I guess, but then I'd have to go outside and shout at people all the time. Sounds exhausting, and I don't have that many days free to fuck off and larp being 'a concerned citizen'.

No thanks. I'm staying in.

>>378773834
And it's also full of cucks like you who defend modern videogames.
You are the reason the catalog is always full of Overwatch shit.

>>378768523
Games, this isn't even a choice.

>>378772129
Thats the way it should be. The only way to keep your manhood at that point is to kill them both.

>>378773940
Seeing as to how I've actually played post 2009 games, there are a lot of things I enjoy doing in them.

>>378771918
If you have to play the big alpha male on 4chan, you're not an alpha male.

Just leave the thread.

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>>378773916
>>378773949
I thought /v/ hating video games was just a meme. At least im sure it started as one.

>>378774025
I don't even play western shit games maybe you should not either.

>>378774056
See?
You are a cuck and you don't even know it.

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>>378771054
She's going to stall your life even more. Women just say this kind of shit because they want you to spend your money on them and not yourself.
>>378773710
Did you know you don't have to exclusively play modern AAA trash like the modern Call of Duty yearly installments? There are millions of games I haven't played yet that I'm going through via emulator. Current enjoying Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei and running through the PC98 version of Pools of Radiance. Probably going to play some KoF 2002 with Mexicans on fightcade later as well.

>>378768523
no way fag lol

>>378774086
Is that what you have to say to feel better about yourself because attractive girls don't mire you when you're going about your daily life?

>>378774095
Pls leave this website

>>378768523
>the bond ISN'T the games

why the fuck would you marry such a woman?

>>378774095
>I don't even play western shit games maybe you should not either.
Oh yeah, I sure am going to enjoy pieces of shit like TLG, FFXV or MGSV.

>>378774095
>just a meme

lol

>>378773821
God damn you are fucking stupid.

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>>378774170
>THIS GUY LOVE VIDEO GAMES AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN 3D
>LEAVE THIS WEBSITE AT ONCE LEAVE THIS VIDEO GAMES BOARD NOW!

Are all normalfags 3DPD lovers this dumb?

>>378772435
Funny how this image represents how 4chan came to hate its own culture.

When was the last time that someone posted a trollface on this board and wasn't redirected to reddit or told to kill himself? It's like a jaded teenager trying to lay off an old meme and hating who he is, was and will be.

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>>378768523
Fuck you!

my girlfriend

because video games don't have sex with me

video games wont tell you they love you

video games dont lie in bed with you and warm you up at night

how can i not choose my girlfriend?

>>378770748
I really can't explain why I think the thought of my wife having sex with another man makes me so erect.
I hope it's just a phase.

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>>378768523
Bitches who give ultimatums like this belong in the trash.

>>378768761

>>378770625

the only correct answer is to get blacked with her

i mean cmon, it's the current year

>>378773698
You are speaking from the alpha mindset. Dont expect betas to understand that, they think they should care what others think and that masculinity is wrong.

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>>378774229

>>378774261
>came to hate its own culture

The majority of it was always awful anon. It's just a garbage dump of shit. Sometimes you find something nice, but I wouldn't recommend dumpster diving to get good things.

>>378768523
3dpd
It's about time i'm grow up and stop playing vidya anyways. Shouldn't be playing vidya once you hit 20 and i've been long past that point.

I choose games.

Love is a double edge sword. One day you're the happiest person alive but there's always the chance it could make you suicidal. The trick is to never give yourself completely to that other person. You only do that for your children and no one else.

The video games because they actually exist outside of this hypothetical situation.

>>378768523
I told my boyfriend something along the lines of this after he spent 3 days straight playing Breath of the Wild. and he said "I can't fuck the switch so you're closer by default." I died laughing.

>anyone on /v/ having a wife or gf

disregard bitches, acquire video games.

>>378774359
But the fact that your girlfriend is asking you to drop something you like all for her is telling. People who love eachother dont do that unless youre talking about monogamy

>>378774359
>how can i not choose my girlfriend?
Video games don't issue shitty ultimatums in order to boss you around.
I never had a video game tell me to delete Ableton if I want to keep playing.

This thread is cancer.

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>you must change for me
Bitch if you didn't like me and my hobbies, why the fuck did we get together in the first place? It certainly wasn't for the money

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>get a gf
>things go great for about a year
>actually fall in love with her
>"wow all that cynicism I felt years ago was wrong!"
>out of fucking nowhere
>she starts acting like a child instead of an adult
>can't make a single decision without approval from her mother even though she's 27
>she backs out last second on moving to the apartment we got together because her mom didn't want her to leave even though we signed a lease
>I end up losing a lot of money out on it


Anons take my advice. Don't bother with women.

I'd dump a girl's ass on the spot if she gave me an ultimatum of any kind. I don't deal with that bullshit.

>>378774130
That sounds awful.
I rather tell her to fuck off for trying to change me, and abandon videogames anyway because there's no hope in them.

>>378768523
This actually happened to me and made my choice almost in an instant and with zero regrets, I chose video games. Seriously, I wasnt about to take an ultimatum like a cuck and there was other vaginas to hit out there, only choice really.

>>378773940
>>378773940
I guarantee you that you haven't played every game made before 2009.

You also haven't bothered playing anything but what you saw at gamestop post-2009.
Did you not play Metal Gear Rising of Planetary Annihilation? Oh right, you'd rather come to /v/ to cry about games you never played instead of just going away since you think all games are shit now. This is just pseudo-intellectual propaganda that there's no more good games coming out, whereas a single great game released this year is better and more fun than every single game released in the '60s, '70 and '80s put together, it's just that pseuds are too busy refreshing forums and posting their vomit to find and play good games (and to play them PROPERLY in the rare instances when they do somehow manage to play a decent game for a change).

>>378774254
>Can't have a gf, like 2D and play video games
I also have a job, does that trigger NEET permavirgins even more?

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>>378773940
Bamham combat isn't the worst. I don't know why people rag on it so much.

>>378773826
nice projection there fagwhale

>>378774562

you just dont have a girlfriend so you dont have a choice to make lol

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>>378774783
You can't love 2D and have a gf at the same time dumb ironic weeb.

>>378774719
I played some of the most praised ones, including MGR.
In it I found a clunky combat system so bad that if you removed the zandatsu gimmick it would become a legitimately bad videogame.
Then I tried TW3.
What I got was yet another mediocre combat system (with pretty graphics, tho) and a story revolving around a bunch of characters trying to find the biggest Mary Sue ever.
Also, lots of using my magic Batman vision, and everything to be found was marked in the map, for some reason.

So no, let this industry die if these are some of the best it has to offer nowadays.

>>378774829
Same reason why anybody rags on shit a lot without any actual meat to their arguments.

They haven't played it.

>>378774405
Yeah instead he should be a good little boy and stop doing something he enjoys to please some gash. Nah get rekt cunt.

So why are all of you jaded fucks that hate games now still here?
>>378774829
To be fair, you can literally mash square to win in that game.

Still, there are many better action games that came out after it like Bayonetta 2 and Monster Hunter Generations, so I have no idea why people are so hung up on it unless they just never play games and skim YouTube for shitpost ammo.

>>378774261
No shit, most of the memes have been memed so god damned much that it isnt even funny anymore.
And the fact that it's used more as a status symbol for people who barely understands why this shit was funny to begin with is just sad aswell.

Also, once the mainstream media picks up on anything, it will consume and destroy it. There are no exceptions to this rule.

>>378774920
>Shinobu posters are this dumb
Should've known.

>>378770349
>Implying some of them aren't shut ins PRECISELY for their bad experiences with women and not the other way around.

sure is /pol/ in here

>>378774829
>press counter
>press attack
>do this against every single enemy

>>378775000
You mean /r9k/

>>378768523
>be me
>dating this 8/10 girl
>bitch comes in one day
>"anon i love you however you need to get off 4chan. i miss having fun with you and how you used to be."
>smile at her and tell her to get the fuck out of my home as i dont deal with bitches who dare tell me what to do.
>she leaves crying comes back a week later with her fucking dad to get her shit.

i dont need shit like that this is why i just wish women would go back to a mindset of doing what they got told rather then act like they know something.

>>378774920
I didn't say I loved either 3D or 2D, read closely, m8.
I'm also not an ironic weeb I fucking love my small giant robot figures.

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>>378774974
I bet you're the kind of retard who call everything a waifu while still having a disgusting 3DPD roastie gf.

Thats not how it work ironic weeb.

>>378774485
>"I can't fuck the switch so you're closer by default."
This chad is based. How many boys did you leave in the friendzone for someone who talks down to you like that?

>>378774940
All you do is talk shit, but can you ever praise a single videogame? Even one anon. Can you even do that?

>>378774959
Fucking attractive girls > Masturbating to your own body

>>378774984
If you become a shut in for any reason you are weak and you deserve everything wrong in your life.

>>378775025
>some attacks can't be countered
>unless you keep your combo flowing you'll never defeat anything

Those webms you see are retarded.

>>378775043
>Shinobufag continues to out themselves as a retard
I feel bad for anyone who has her as a waifu.

>>378775028
>/r9k/
>85% of the threads all have gf

What did you mean by this?

>>378768523
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...

>>378774964
>you can literally mash square to win in that game

Not really. Don't bother posting the video by the way, because out of the tutorial area, that stuff is useless.

>>378775082
Counter Strike Source, not only because of the game itself, but because the entire community it formed around it, making countless mods, game types, everything, it was so fun, and if you sticked to a bunch of servers you ended up forming friendships.

>>378775087
Sure. Your point?

>>378774405
How the fuck is that picture supposed to defute the ''being a fucking retard'' point that was made?

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In this thread:

>>378775273
I think we all know what you'd prefer. More power to you.

>>378775171
This type of posting is the garbage i'd expect from reddit or twitter.
Seriously? A song's lyrics?
This is the kind of garbage that a passive agressive Tumblrina would type replying to a tweet by Trump.

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>>378774719
>posting Plannetary Annihilation as an example of a good, modern videogame
It's almost as if you were trying to prove him right.

>>378775330
This whole fucking board is reddit. Its time to wake up buddy.

>>378772129
What are you talking about nigger? It's illegal even to hit someone who is raping your wife in your own home in here.

>>378775028

>there's a .webm for this
>search
>can't find it
>fuck it, have JewTube vid instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraoV0dvjYM

>>378775297
This, all the anons choosing games over girls are delusional. You're all just substituting real human interaction and companionship for intangible short term gains that won't help you grow in the long run

>>378775329
Ah you must be one of those white knight faggots who think that the only way to get pussy is to do everything the woman wants.

Kek.

Enjoy yourself anon.

>>378775421
It is though, and you oust your shit taste when you claim otherwise.

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>>378774719
>Planetary Annihilation
wtf I love vidya now

>>378775330

Simmer down turbo autismo.

If a song's lyrics is all it takes to trigger you this hard, fucking take a break from 4chan.

I bet none of you even have girlfriends.

>>378771679
based

>>378775421
>having taste this shit
http://culture.vg/reviews/videogame-art/planetary-annihilation.html

>>378775051
I lost count around 15.

>>378775495
That e-celeb got a gf you know.

>>378775518
No, it's the type of posting, who the fuck types that shit?
What's next, unironically typing *sigh*?

>>378775039

Haha man this is pretty epic do you mind if I save this gnarly post for later?

>>378775530
This isn't 2010 anymore. Literally everyone got a gf even /a/ and /jp/.

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Don't let women control your life, you beta fucks. I love my girlfriend, but if she established an ultimatum for me to do X because of Z, I'm ending the relationship.

>>378775329
Oh, so your opinion was just fucking worthless to everyone in this thread to begin with then?
Why even bother with posting to begin with?

>>378775507
Typical dumbfuck meathead. It's not about making the woman happy (lol you have no dread game). It's about maximizing your attractiveness.

>>378768637
burger

>>378775495
>real human interaction and companionship

I don't need to give up videogames for that. I give up ONE (1) single pussy. And then I can still have real human interaction with OTHERS.

Seems you find that hard to understand.

>>378775514
Everybody's moved onto Titans.

>>378775597
*sigh*

I wish normalfags would fuck off from 4chan.

As a woman, I think this thread is pretty mysoginistic

>>378774940
>clunky combat system
lol

>>378775330
The question asked isn't really worth answering any other way, a silly answer for a silly question. If a woman wants me to stop doing things I enjoy to be with her rather than doing them with me (cause, you know, local multiplayer exists) then she can get lost. Also I don't go to plebbit or twatter. Thinking on it, you're also probably far too young to even know that song and redditrash as well, so kindly STFU and GTFO, faggot.

>>378775457
>It's illegal even to hit someone who is raping your wife in your own home in here
Of course not, only plebs get in trouble for killing someone black peopleing your home
Here are some tips:
>Always kill the robber
>If he didnt had a gun, claim he had a knife, or a syringe with blood and he claimed he had AIDS (you can get a just use a knife from your kitchen and a syringe is easily obtainabe)
>If you can, call your lawyer before you call the police, that way he can tell you what to do

>>378768637
James Bond

>>378775691
>It's not about making the woman happy (lol you have no dread game). It's about maximizing your attractiveness

Which is ultimately the same thing, retard.

>>378775756
I wish nostalgiafags would stop bitching and realize that things change over time and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>378775252
Are you shitting me? Counter Strike is one of the best examples of casualization of FPS. Getting rid of weapon pickups just because some people were too good and shit over the idiots that couldn't pick guns up, so they put in a gun store? Seriously?

>>378775812
>dominate parrying
>you are literally invulnerable
???

>>378768523
>dating/marrying a girl who isn't into the same things you are
>dating/marrying a girl who would ultimatum you to give up things you enjoy so you're closer to her "ideal"
>dating at all

fag

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What does this thread have to do with video games?

>>378775495
>This, all the anons choosing games over girls are delusional

So are the people EXPECTING those anons to drop games simply because "we find your shut in ways strange. go outside and be NORMAL because I SAID SO."

Funny that.

>>378775834
double digit iq shitter detected

>>378775802
As a man, I don't give a fuck what you think, Cuntflaps McCumdumpster, post your tits or fuck off back to lolcow

>>378775869
Yeah, you actually have to earn those weapons instead of just walking to them.

>>378775863
Fuck off normalfags shitter I was here first.

>>378775905
>dominate parrying
>you are literally invulnerable

A mook shoots you with a rocket launcher. You are now dead. Well done.

>>378775802
post 'em whore

>>378775802
As a man I think you just need a good fucking.

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>girlfriend says she's going to Europe with her girlfriend

I dread ever thinking of her saying that shit.

Because that would mean I would undoubtedly have to end it. I trust her, but holy fuck.

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>>378775514
>I literally didn't play the game, but here's some reviews from shit taste steam faggots that prove it's bad
Are you stupid? This is what Steam idiots think is a good game

>>378776018
>thinking that gives you the right to act elitist
lol

>>378775920
SOURCE

>>378776027
Good thing rockets barely do any damage.

>>378775802
As a woman I think you're a faggot, faggot.

>>378768523
This would be a harder choice if I liked video games.

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>>378776087
I don't give source to normalfag you have your 3DPD slut for that.

>>378772823
>>378772689
>>378772940
>>378773220
>>378774000
It actually depends on the type of video game you're playing.

If the video game's skills are transferable, it's considerably more useful.

Just like certain TV shows, such as documentaries, can actually be beneficial. Of course, it all depends on the end user to some extent but these generalizations come out true most of the time.

>>378776069
>W-WOW YOU ARE BEING ELITIST MUH FEELINGS
Fuck off, milenial.

>>378776103
If you play on the pathetic easy difficulty, sure.

>>378775802
>As a woman, I think

Whoa now, let's not get too ahead of ourselves.