HOLY SHIT

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>>378290142
Artour Babaev, Doctor

>>378290142
Dig Bick, Blacksmith

>>378290142
Artyom

Callie

>>378290142
Shlomo Shekelstein, Merchant

Gregor, Teacher

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Mercedes, Blacksmith.

>>378290142

>nobody
>somebody
>your mom
>SOMEbody
>everybody

Best naming scheme I've seen yet. Enjoy!

>>378290142
Swifty, Farmer

Will Wedgewood, Teacher

>>378290142
No gam3s

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>>378290320
WHOOPS WRONG IMAGE.

John Doom Guy

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OUR PARTY HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED

IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SHIT, BUT LETS FORGET THAT

WHAT MONTH WE LEAVAN'?
>MARCH
>APRIL
>MAY
>JUNE
>JULY
>AUGUST

FIRST VOTE DECIDES

Morshu, merchant

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>>378290328
>RTZ
>nobody

say that to the million dollars, faggit

https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/4028-arteezy-artour-babaev

>>378290414
MARCH

July

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>>378290414
God speed Artour

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>>378290475
MARCH IT IS, AND MARCH WE SHALL DO

WHAT SUPPLIES ARE WE GETTING? START THROWING OUT SOME SUGGESTIONS.

KEEP IN MIND WE'RE A BUNCH OF POORFAGS

>>378290557
WHEELS.

>>378290557
Gunna need ALL the fucking wagon tongues. All of them.

>>378290557
3 spare wagon axles

>>378290557
WAGON TONGUES

>>378290557
5 OXEN

>>378290557
BULLETS, ALL THE BULLETS WE CAN CARRY

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>>378290572
>>378290587
>>378290596
>>378290619
SURE WHY NOT

$310 LEFT

>>378290557
ALL THE BULLETS

>>378290665
4 Oxen, 4 sets of clothes, 20 boxes of bullets, and 200 lbs of food

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>>378290626
>>378290650
>>378290668
TEN

DOLLARS

LEFT

FIRST REPLY DECIDES WHERE IT GOES

>>378290731
CLOTHES

>>378290665
ALL THE OXEN. WEL LTRAVEL AT LIGHTSPEED AND CARRY OUR SPARE FOOD WITH US

>>378290731
clothing

>>378290665
EVERY SINGLE OXEN

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>>378290752
ONE SET OF CLOTHES FOR THE WHOLE CREW

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK THE MERCHANT IS GIVING US

HE DOESN'T THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING

WHAT A JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE

>>378290829
FUCK HIM, HE BETTER BE GLAD WE CAN'T HUNT FOR FOOD IN TOWNS

>>378290829
HE THINKS WE NEED MORE OXEN
M O R E O X E N

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PACE AND RATIONS

I'LL HUNT ONCE WE LEAVE TOWN

>>378290887
sanic speed gaben feed

>>378290887
MAX PACE

>>378290887
GRUELING

>>378290887
fastest pace, lowest rations

>>378290887
Sanic speed gaben feed

I CANT WAIT TO LOSE 90% OF THE OXES IN THE FIRST RIVER

>>378290887
MAX EVERYTHING

>>378290997
ITS OK FAGGOT WE HAVE MORE TOUNGES

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>>378290913
NOT MANY ANIMALS OUT TODAY, BUT WE KILLED THE ONES THAT WERE

LET'S-A GO

>>378291082
GO HUNTING

>>378291082
From here on out only use 10 bullets. No point in wasting excess.

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FUCK AFTER ONLY ONE DAY?

>>378291082
>you used 20 bullets
you can't waste ammo like that you shitter, they need to last until oregon

>>378291151
Eat yokes

>>378291151
OK

>>378291151
Eat the flies. Gotta have that extra protein for the winter.

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I DONT THINK WE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING

>>378291225
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>378291225
Just go west nigga how hard is that

>>378291225
WEST YOU STUPID FUCK GO WEST!

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OUR FIRST TRIAL, /v/

MANY HAVE FAILED HERE

660 FT ACROSS
10 FEET DEEP

3 VOTES TO DECIDE WHAT WE DO

COME ON /v/ I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>378291319
COCK

>>378291319
cock the wagon

>>378291319
FORD

>>378291319
Can't beat the cock

>>378291319
Take a ferry, duh. Literally no downsides.

Ferry

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>>378291339
>>378291367
>>378291376
FUUUCCCKKKKK

YEEEEAAAAHHHH

>NO TROUBLES

>>378291445
Oh shit!

>>378291445
>ferryfags on suicide watch

I hate caulk niggers. You won't fucking survive the Oregon wilderness with that wimpy ass attitude. Fording builds character

>>378291445
CAN'T BEAT A SORE COCK
FULL SPEED AHEAD

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HEY GUESS WHAT /v/

>Is it another river?

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING RIVER

3 VOTES

AND WE HUNT ON THE OTHER SIDE

>>378290471
See, the joke is, when a person in your party gets cholera or dysentery, the game will say:

>nobody has cholera

So then you don't worry about it! If we use your naming scheme, your favorite e-sports guy will get the clap or something. Food for thought!

>>378291445
HUNT AND MINIMUM PACE AFTER

>>378291575
cock

>>378291575
Cock

>>378291575
FERRY

>>378291575
FORD HUNT MIN PACE

>>378291575
C O C K
O
C
K

>>378291575
COCK IT

>>378291575
Wait to see if it gets deeper.

>>378291575
REV UP AND CAULK IT BIG BOY

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>>378291445
>>378291498
DELETE THESE RIGHT NOW

>>378291575
WAIT

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>>378291665
>>378291676
>>378291695
MORE COCKS THAN A GAY ORGY

BUT WE MADE IT, TIME TO HUNT

>>378291781
no more than 10 bullets

>>378291781
ONE BULLET
ONE SHOT ONE KILL, NO LUCK ONLY SKILL

>>378291781
11 bullets just to annoy >>378291815

>>378291781
HUNT AND MIN PACE
REEEEEEEEEEE

WE NEED A REST

>>378291781
No bison, squirrels only! We're making shishkabobs!

>>378291781
ONE BULLIT
ONE SHOT
ONE KILL

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>>378291815
>no more than 10 bullets

BUT THEN WHO WILL DRIVE THE BUFFALO TO EXTINCTION?

>>378291781
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE

Shot 3 bison per trip, waste that meat!

>>378291906
people who save bullets for buffalo instead of shooting squirrels

>>378291906
>SIXTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF ASS AND PUSSY MEAN
>ONLY CARY TWO HUNDRED

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FORT KEARNEY!

NEW PACE AND RATIONS?

TRADE?

REST?

????

>>378291906
>40/100 bullets used
OP YOU WASTEFUL MOTHERFUCKER WERE GOING TO STARVE IN FUCKING KANSAS

>>378291992
MARCH ONWARDS

>>378291992
SANIC SPEED GABEN FEED
BUY MORE OXEN FOR MORE FASTER

>>378291992
sell all the meat and by more bullets

>>378291992
Minimum rations

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G-gee, I w-wonder what kind of asshole is killing all the buffalo...

>>378291992
NO BRAKES RUN THE OXEN INTO THE GROUND

>>378292074
ok

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THINGS ARE GETTING KINDA SPOOKY HERE /v/

>>378292175
GHOST WAGON
>we we're already dead from the beginning

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SHIT

>>378292248
this is why we have spares

>>378292248
What the fuck is a wagon tongue and why should we fix it?

>>378292248
3 TOUNGES
FIX THAT SHIT

>>378292248
YES THEN CHARGE ONWARD

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CHIMNEY ROCK MY DUDES

NEW PACE AND RATIONS?

OTHER?

>>378292365
SANIC
GABEN
HUNT FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>378292365
minimum rations, fastest speed

>>378292365
Maintain

>>378292365
GRUELING/MAX
WE WILL FLY TO CALIFORNIA ON THE BODIES OF A THOUSAND BUFFALO

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COOL STORY BRO

>>378292387
SANIC SPEED GABEN FEED IT IS

>>378292365
WE NEED A FUCKING REST
LOOK AT OUR HEALTH
TAKE A REST
SLOW AHEAD

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE'RE ALMOST TO THE NEXT FORT

>>378292492
IT'S FUCKING MARCH WHAT THE SHIT

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>>378292492
You know what time it is.

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PACE AND RATIONS

ALSO SHOULD WE REST? HEALTH IS POOR.

>>378292570
KEEP GOING

>>378292570
REST

>>378292570
HUNT then REST

>>378292570
reduce pace and rations 1 plip

>>378292602
>>378292605
FUCK

>>378292570
I say its bed time

>>378292570
KEEP RESTING

>>378292570
HOLY SHIT STOP FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS THEN CHARGE ON

>>378292570
Party is losers they need to build character and keep going

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>LONELY GRIEVING WIDOW

S...SHOULD WE?

>>378292680
FUCK HER!

>>378292680
SLAP HER DIRTY WATER HOLE INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION

>>378292680
Harness her

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>>378292602
OKAY THEN

IM ABOUT TO HUNT, HOW MANY BULLETS AM I USING?

>>378292669
We're a bunch of poorass teachers n shit. What did you expect?

>>378292757
1.

>>378292757
1 DON"T MISS

>>378292757
7

>>378292757
1 SHOT 2 KILLS

>>378292757
ONE SHOT ONE KILL

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>>378292789
>>378292795
FUCK

>>378292916
Hope we have food left over

>>378292916
YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGER, OP

>>378292916
Next time use it on a party member!

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WE HAVE OUR FIRST CASE OF DYSENTERY

>>378292916
Get to fucking the woman

>>378292976
HE'S FUCKED
REDUCE FEED TO KENYAN

Hey, what version of OT is this?

>>378292976
>artyom
It was inevitable.

>>378292976
Fuckin walk it off.

>>378290142
Already in Oregon. Stay home, we're full

>>378292976
CUT ALL TIES
KILL HIM
DONT LET IT SPREAD

>>378293094
>>378293132
THIS
MAKE HIM WALK BEHIND THE WAGON
EITHER HE FALLS OR GETS BETTER

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LITERALLY JUST FUCKING SQUIRRELS

NO DEER

NO BUFFALO

WE'RE GOING TO DIE

>>378293226
The Indian has them, go use one bullet on him!

>>378293226
Fucking move on then. There's no food to be found here.

>>378293226
>15 bullets
>on squirrels
lrn2shoot faggot

>>378293226
>15 bullets
Are you fucking blind or something?
Stick them up your dick as there would be more useful

>>378293226
>5 pounds of meat
>15 bullets

Holy shit op, git gud

>>378293226
K E N Y A N
E
N
Y
A
N

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THIS MOTHERFUCKER STOLE OUR ONLY SET OF CLOTHING

WE NUDIST NOW

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IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

REST YES/NO WHILE I HUNT?

>>378293323
WE RAPEWAGON NOW

>>378293323
STEAL HIS LIFE

>>378293226
>game will become scarce
What does that actually mean?

>>378293323
WE STILL HAVE OUR PRECIOUS
TONGUES

>>378293380
REST AND HUNT

PROTECT DIG BICK

>>378293380
Yes

>>378293380
Fine, give it ONE MORE TRY

>>378292976
What version of oregon trail is this? I've never been able to find it.

>>378293401
Less game to hunt, a game scarcity, even. Game means animals to hunt. Lrn2literacy

>>378293323
he stole our clothing, while we were wearing it, what kind of sick freak is this

>>378293323
WE ARE THE NUDISTOO BEAAACH

>op misses with his 1 shot
>dysentery
>op uses 15 bullets for 5 pounds of meat
>thyphoid fever
they're actually suffering from pure disappointment

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>>378293432
REST HOW MANY DAYS?

>>378293380
SAVE HIM AT ALL COSTS
THE DICK CANNOT LOSE

>>378293496
100!

>>378293495
This

Use one bullet on yourself OP

>>378293496
2

>>378293496
9

>>378290142
what game is this

>>378293496
Thank fucking God. Rest One (1) week.

>>378293467
I'm not a native speaker, thanks.

>>378293557
Dysentery Simulator 1993

>>378293557
Oregon Trail, senpai.

>>378293561
Checked

>>378293536
>>378293540
>>378293561
>

>>378293523
oh fuck you, one more outburst and your ass is walking Dig Bick.

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>>378293605
IT WOULD HELP IF I ATTACHED A PICTURE

>>378293605
AVERAGE THEM, ASSHOLE
6 DAYS

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ARTYOM IS WELL AGAIN

WE'RE COMING BACK BOYZ

>>378293683
Make it so

>>378293675
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
BURN THE FUCKING WAGON JESUS CHRIST

>>378293675
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THEY LISTEN TO HARNESS BITCH

>>378293708
Give it another week then./

>>378293675
OY VEY, NOT CHOLERA

>>378293675
OY VEY
ANODDA SHOA

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>EXHAUSTION
>WE'RE LITERALLY JUST RESTING

SHOULDA BROUGHT MARIE

ANYWAYS WE GOTTA MOVE. NO MORE ANIMALS LEFT.

>>378293401
Early ps3

>>378293810
Fucking lazy bitch dragging us down. Hope she dies when we move.

>>378293810
TRUDGE ON SHOOT ON

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>378293810
POST INVENTORY AND STATS

>>378293810
Maybe she's the one caring for everyone else's sick asses

>>378293864
HMM WHICH WAY?
OH YEAH. EAST.

>>378293864
HAPPENING

>>378293864
What the fuck

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SMART DEAL?

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>>378293864
HOW IS A WAGON FULL OF TEACHERS SO FUCKING DUMB

>>378293997
NO GOD NO

>>378293997
Do it

>>378293997
HOLY FUCK WE NEED THOSE TONGUES

>>378293997
NO LET HIM STARVE

>>378293997
WE HAVE TWO WAGON TONGUES ALREADY AND NO FOOD WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING DEAL IS THAT

>>378293997
Don't we only have 2?

>>378293997
He simultaneously looks so sad and so suspicious

No. Keep the tounges.

OP, where/how are you playing this? Fancy playing with myself

>>378293997
HE'S JEWING YOU

>>378294089
Oregon Trail using screencaps

>>378293997
>Wagon found with 5 dead humans, 5 dead oxen, five wagon tongues, and no clothing

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>>378294035
F

>>378294084
Thats the worst fucking kind

>>378293997
how will we taste our food if we trade out tongues?

>>378294147
F

>>378294016
those who can do, those who cant teach

>>378294089
I bet you'd fancy that

>>378294147
F

>>378294147
Better him than the others

>>378294147
GOOD RIDDANCE
KEEP POWERING ON

>>378294175
If I'm up, yes.

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>>378294147
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

F

>>378294147
MORE SPACE FOR TONGUES

>>378294147
F

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OY VEY

DO WE KEEP PRESSING ON OR TRADE FOR FOOD?

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>>378294175
>go west
>see the army
>they're fighting some emus
>they ask for your help
>they lose the war against the emus anyway

no thanks

>>378294147
THE STRONG MUST WALK OVER THE WEAK

ONWARD FULL SPEED

>>378294245
WHEN DID THESE NIGGERS EVEN GET SICK

>>378294245
use up all your bullets in the next hunting trip.

>>378294245
Jesus Christ. See what offers we can get.

>>378294245
JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE D I E S

>>378294245
OY VEY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GODS CHOSEN

>>378294175
the warden allowed free movement in those days?

>>378294276
WHEN THE AUSTRALIANS ATTACKED

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>>378294245
SHLOMO NOOOOOOO

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>>378294245

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>>378294287

DEAL?

>>378294395
YES IF WE HAVE MORE THAN 120 LBS FOOD

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>>378294175
If we do, you have to include Shlomo Shekelstein in the new party

|
>
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3
|
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>>378294276
I don't know how the fuck you can even get most of those diseases on the trail. Cholera and dysentery I understand as that's the result of really shitty water. But measles? What are you doing, porking every random person you see?

>>378294395
WE NEED TO KEEP KILLIN THEM BUFFALO. DEAL

>>378294395
With your shit aim it sounds about right.

>>378294395
GIVE HIM 1 BULLET PERSONALLY AND TAKE THE FOOD

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>>378294395
NO DEAL FUCK IT

>>378294395
Fuck that you can shoot 10 times that with half the bullets
Shoot that faggot in the face then take his food

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FUCKING CALLIE AGAIN EVERY TIME

>>378294395
Is he going to shoot up a place?

>>378294489
Glue factory

>>378294489
Put her down, use her for food

>>378294489
REPLACE LEG WITH TONGUE
TRAIL ANDROID

>>378294489
Time to let her go

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>>378294489
WHAT IS WITH THESE NIGGERS AND BREAKING THEIR BONES HOLY SHIT

>>378294489
SUSHI IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>378294489
>>378294564
The wrong kid died

>>378294492
>Why do you neeeeeed so many salt boolets?
>Gonna take on the whole west by yourself?

>>378294438
it was the widow we should have left her to die

>>378294564
>that one game a few months ago Sanic made it to Oregon all by himself with 2 broken arms and a broken leg

Did the people who made the journey have any idea that the Civil War was going on?

Not American, genuinely wondering. Did Oregon and California do anything about it or did they just sit back and waited to see what happened?

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CALLIE = DEAD

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HER DEATH BROUGHT OUR HEALTH FROM 'VERY POOR' TO 'POOR'

REST OR KEEP TRUCKING ALONG?

>>378294605
BAN THOSE SCARY SALT COLTS

>>378294639
An excellent start for life in a fucking desert.
West was a mistake.

>>378294680
Clearly resting does nothing so keep going.

>>378294680
GIVE US A STAT SCREEN YOU STAT HOARDING JEW

>>378294680
You have to have a funeral otherwise morale takes a shit.

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>>378294734
>>>

>>378294680
EAST BOUND AND DOWN
LOAD IT UP AND TRUCK IT

>>378294792
Now that there's only two of us I think we can up the rations a bit.

>>378294792
1655 shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves

>>378294792
FOR FUCKS SAKE. SLOW DOWN A NOTCH AND REST A FEW DAYS

>>378294175
Interesting. I guess there were lost of Trail games in this time period. In 2nd or 3rd grade I played Oregon Trail on the Apple II, then later on in like 6th grade I got a new computer at home and a copy of Yukon Trail. That game is fucking great, maybe I'll do a thread on it sometime.

>>378294678
This was about twenty years before the Civil War

California and Oregon had a lot of confederate sympathizers but more union sympathizers and the government was able to secure the state before any secession got going, they mostly sent gold and troops east.

>>378294792
>1600 bullets
HOLY SHIT WE'RE TRANSPORTING A FUCKING GAU-8 TO CALIFORNIA.

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>>378294865
S-SHOULD WE STILL REST?

>>378294875
I remember playing Yukon Trail. I liked Oregon Trail 2 better

>>378294961
KEEP GOING

>>378294961
SHOOT NIGGA

SHOOT EVERYTHING

>>378294961
Crikey. If our health is fine I think we should make a break for it.

>>378294875
>OT on Apple II
Fond memories

>>378294875
I enjoyed Amazon Trail. Got to take pictures of animals.

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UH OH

IT BEGINS

>>378295058
DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON US ARTY

>>378295058
rip

>>378295058
OH NO WAY NIGGA

>>378295058
MAKE A BREAK FOR ORAGON! WE'LL SEE IT BEFORE WE DIE!

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>ONE DAY AWAY FROM INDEPENDENCE ROCK
>FOG

WE'RE SO CLOSE DAMMIT

IF WE CAN MAKE IT THERE WE CAN REST

>>378295058
I didn't even know this fag was here till you showed the stat screen

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>>378295058
>>378295058
RTZ CAN DO IT

>>378295108
>GRIM REAPER MOVING IN

>>378295043
I never figured out how to beat it. I always thought I was taking the right fork in the river but it always took me down the road to bullshit and you died and the cat would talk shit about you.

>>378295058
Is this his first problem the entire time? We should keep him.

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>>378295108

>>378295145
inb4 throw

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>>378295108
MISTER ARTOUR BABAEVSKI PLEASE DO IT FOR POTATO

>>378295108
>The ghosts of those we lost haunt us even over miles of the trail

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>>378295108
>CLICK OK
>IMMEDIATELY ANOTHER FOG MESSAGE, LOSE ANOTHER DAY
>CLICK OK

>FUCKING DUST STORM

WE'RE LITERALLY

LITERALLY

ONE DAY AWAY FROM INDEPENDENCE ROCK

AND WE'VE LOST 3 DAYS NOW IN THIS SAME SPOT

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>>378295249

>>378295249
>3 days
what the fuck how

>>378295249
GOD CLEARLY WANTS US DEAD!

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>>378295249
RTZ GO

DO IT

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST FUCKING KILL US

JUST FUCKING KILL US ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH

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>>378295249

>>378295249
Don't you realize? RTZ is stuck in this Western Silent Hill until he atones for his sins. It won't let him go.

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>>378295249

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>>378295339
We were truly already dead before we began.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WE DIDN'T EVEN MOVE

I JUST CLOSE ONE POPUP AND ANOTHER COMES UP BEFORE WE CAN EVEN MOVE

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

>>378295339
WE HAD NO MONEY THOUGH

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>>378295339
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>378295339
AR
FUCKING
TOUR
MAKE
IT
TO
THE
FUCKING
ROCK
YOU
SHITHEAD

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>>378295447

>>378295447
topkek god hates us

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>>378295447
NO WATER
ONLY
SALT

>>378295339
holy shit is that Todd Howard on the right?

stealing 57 dollars to cover the cost of a copy of Fallout 4

>>378295339

AT least we got our precious tongues!

>>378295447
THEIF SHOULD HAVE SLIT OUR FUCKING THROATS AND PUT US OUTTA OUR MISERY

>>378295447
SLOW THE PACE, LET HIM EAT

>>378295447
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

WE HAVE TO MAKE IT

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>>378295447

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>>378295447
Jesus

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holy shit

we actually made it

Should I rest until health is raised to fair?

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>>378295447

>>378295447
>Getting rng'd to death
Yep, thats the Oregon Trail I remember.

>>378295605
YES

>>378295605
no

>>378295605
YEs

>>378295605
Push on, no time

>>378295605
independence rock, more like independence from this fucking ungodly trail

>>378295605
RETS

>>378295605
Also get some fucking water

>>378295605
If you rest for even a moment, the souls of the damned will catch up to RTZ.
We have to leave. Now.