Console Repairmen Explain Why Cockroaches Love PS4s

It must be selling really well in Turkey then

I hated working at a gaming store back in the day. People would trade in disgusting systems with bugs in them, then get mad when they didn't get a lot for them. Psones and gamecubes were the worst.

Wait that's a thing?

I just moved to the deep south and have an open backplate on the pc, which always ran hot. How fucked am I? I don't want to look.

>>374215920
heh...

I have a pro, is it safe?

>>374217035
ya for the roaches rofl

>>374217035

You'll be getting pro roaches.

>>374215719
i don't recall ever seeing a roach in any of the places i lived in

how filthy do you have to be in-order to achieve this

>>374217191
>i don't recall ever seeing a roach in any of the places i lived in
because your mother cleans the house

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>>374215719

>it's too hard just to spray pesticide around the perimeter of your house

>>374216062
Reminds of when I traded in 20 games and got something like 5 store credit dollars. I was like, "You fuckers will put up each of these for $20 and I'm getting less than 20c a game?"

Sony wins again'

>>374217281
they rarely work and can hurt your pets
t.worked at terminx

>>374217191
I've seen exactly 2 roaches in 5 years of living in my current apartment, and it was during a short stretch in which I had niggers living below me.

So the answer is, as filthy as a nigger.

>>374217281
Snake oil.

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This is fucking true, cockroaches crawled into my PS4 so I had to get it fixed. Now I'm so fucking paranoid I put it in a bag or box every night

>>374217254
i don't see anything wrong with this. it also implies you're a filthy person

>>374217191
In the north U.S if you get roaches it means you failed and need to try again essentially...I hear in places south thought there is no fighting it but I wouldnt know for sure

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>Used to give me parents shit about the roaches in our house for years
>They never took anything I said seriously because they didn't personally see them
>Despite my efforts to clean my room they still showed up at night because all it takes is one person in the house to be a pig to infect the whole house
>Gets progressively worse to the point where the roaches don't give a shit and roam the house in broad daylight
>Now everyone is panicking and afraid of eating food in the cabinets when they've been eating roach shit for years

The Mexican neighbors that brought the roaches here have long since moved but their gift to the neighborhood is still here.

>>374217382
I remember that, and I was like "You're trading in madden 05 and it's 2017, we have 80 copies of the game and will have to sit on it for about 5 years before we maybe sell it at the price 10x less that what we gave you"

>>374215920
get this man 50 yous

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I fucking hate roaches, they survive literally anything.
>found roacches in my monitor
>found roaches in my laptop
>have a clean a fuck room but they STILL like poping their little heads out when I'm eating at my desk

>>374217697
blame your filthy parents

nigga why you have roaches in the first place

dirty ass nigga

>>374217281
That does nothing. They will walk right over it and be fine, or they will evolve to be resistant to it within days. They are already in your house, too. Under it, in the walls, behind the dish washer. The only solution is to quarantine the areas they don't normally reach, like your room. I spray the underside of my door with repellent and then block it with a rug every night. It keeps them out of my room while my mother and sister are dealing with roaches trying to eat the moisture on their vags while they sleep.

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>>374215920

My country don't have roaches haha

you won't get bugs if there's nothing in the house for them to be attracted to

clean your fucking floors, quit leaving food everywhere like a teenage slob. they aren't going to come knocking just because they happened to be scuttling past your window and heard you playing persona 5.

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>>374215920

>>374217697
>Gets progressively worse to the point where the roaches don't give a shit and roam the house in broad daylight

That's the fucking worst. But I got rid of them a year ago.

>>374217689
>>374217191
Can confirm in the south.

We dont have roaches that equate to being dirty, they dont even eat your food/scraps or anything.

They just love your sink, and the cleaner, the more they love it. They are FUCKING insanely smart as well. They want your water and eat each other. Its impossible to get rid of them 100%, even the bug guys who come say this and say the best you can do down here is poison entry points so they dont come out, also some weird goo paste they put inside your electric outlets and cabinets.

Seriously, the roaches are so smart, they play dead, they scout, and know not to come out. They learn your living patterns, etc...

Northern Roaches=Dirty people

Southern Roaches=They want your water and live in your electric outlets.

Alright, sonyroaches it is.

>>374215719
If you have roaches at home you might have bigger problems to begin with

>>374217791
It's my sister if anyone, she's the kind of person that puts a dirty plate in her clothes drawer because walking to the sink is suuuuch a bother.

>>374215920

don't get it

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>>374215920
Good shit

Kind of related, I saw flying roaches for the first time recently, they were really fucking small and cute compared to the non-flying ones. What kind of roaches are you "used" to?

>>374217871
They flew in through my window all the time when I had no fly screen. My window is two stories up.

>>374217946

Okay that can't be true, they're bugs you're making them out to be like some impossible to get rid of pest

Just clean your house, poison, seal up entries.

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>>374217985
what.. in.. the.. fuck..

>>374217697
>The Mexican neighbors that brought the roaches here have long since moved but their gift to the neighborhood is still here.
Your family is probably disgusting.

>>374217946
I think the goo paste is to chemically castrate them. May be bullshit since that seems terribly advanced but that's what the bug man told me. That way you don't get multi-generation infestations building up, just stray wanderers.

>>374218058
All roaches can fly. They fly more when they are young. Those small roaches will get bigger soon.

>>374218139
People like that exist man, and a disproportionate amount of them are women, as /r9k/ as that sounds.

>>374218106
Roaches are the only creatures that will still be moving after nuclesr fallout.

>>374215920
top ebin

>tfw never had a roach problem
>spiders create fucking bases around my house
>have given up trying to fight them

Maybe they eat the roaches, but I generally only see flys or bees in the webs

>>374218106
Cleaning does nothing, as I said, the cleaner your kitchen area, and sink, the better for them.

Yes, we poison and seal with the weird goo paste, I said that aswell, its just IMPOSSIBLE to 100% get rid of them. I see maybe one a month even after getting bug control every few months.

They are NOTHING like northern roaches.

Why do you think so many houses in the south are concrete? Its because of bugs.

You just cant completely eradicate them, that and Roaches are insanely adamant and intelligent.

Its similar down here to seeing some house flys honestly in the north, and ive lived in both places, but the roaches are less common than those when sprayed.

>>374218312
Spiders are bros that eat other pests, keep em.

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>tfw had a horrible roach infestation because of my disgusting slob of a father
>call exterminator several times, always come back
>make same exterminator bullshit call about a year ago
>mfw i didn't see a single roach even several months after
it feels good knowing i will never see another roach in my life so long as i keep everything in check

>>374218312
least you got spider bros to play video games with, unless they don't bite you at night.

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>>374218312
I used to let all spiders stay in my basement, they werent big, and made webs out of the way.

Since I did that, never saw any fly/mosquito/bee ever. They are seriously amazing.

Id also let them chill in my stairways if they had a web in a decent spot.

>>374217382
Ok but your dumb ass accepted that deal right?

How is it their fault if you're not willing to go out and do the legwork yourself?

>>374218228
This.

I've had two ex's that were like that, despite putting on airs of being clean, proper types before we got together.

I've basically given up on relationships because I'm tired of having to babysit every goddamn woman I get together with for one reason or another.

>>374218228
and here I was complaining why they don't cook or clean

I've seen some bitch's photos when there's clothes littered everywhere. But the plates in the drawer just struck a new low

>>374218380
>tfw here in florida the roaches are too big for the spiderbros to eat them

>>374218312
Would rather have spiders, since they keep insects under control. Unless you're talking australian spiders

>>374218549
I dunno, some spiders we have in FL are pretty fucking big, but I wouldnt want those chillin in my house.

>Not just catching those lizards that are everywhere and letting them loose in your house.

Free bug control.

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>>374218227
I see palmetto bugs every summer and I've never seen them fly.

>>374215920
First post best post.

Living with roaches... that's fucking gross.

>>374218312
>Maybe they eat the roaches
I leave small spiders alone for this exact reason.
If they're big though, I try to capture them and put them outside. They're still kinda creepy at those sizes.

I prefer them over fucking roaches or other horrible pest, however.

>>374217748
Have you tried fire

>>374215920

literally ripping off comment in previous post

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>>374218106
anon is telling the truth. I live in Florida. When I was younger, every year we would bomb the house and the floors and counters would be littered with roaches. We're a clean family, but I think that just drove them in more.

>>374218549
>>374218679
>tfw meeting a palmetto bug for the very first time
>mfw they can fly

how fucking dirty are you to have roaches living in your place?

>>374218646
shes actually getting rammed by a happa

everyday i walk down stairs there is a fucking spider with an egg sac or babies on its back and it always hides in the corner of the very last step, one time i spooked it, it ran over my foot and dropped its babies on me, i slipped and dropped into another spider with babies.

>>374218729
>burning my electronics to kill cockroaches

Fuck off idiot.

roaches just come into my house from the street. It isn't that extreme, but they are around. Exterminating them won't do anything.

Sucks. I might as well capture them and eat their proteins.

>>374218823
hate when that happens

>>374218679
Consider that a blessing.
You've never known the fear of trying to kill one, and it just goes completely kamikazi on your face, and you become the one being chased.

Didn't roaches outlive dinosaurs?

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>>374218805
>hapas

>mfw never even seen a roach due to proper living conditions and the marvelous power of the canadian winter

>>374218958
nigga roaches come from the bottom of the ocean.

>>374218380
>deathly scared of spiders
>fucking spider sets up on the hallway skylight
>it's like 15 feet above the stairs
>can't reach it so I just deal with it
>he never leaves that spot
>one day notice like 8 ants in the web
>wtf
>spider grows stronger and larger over the weeks
>one day its just gone

>this year
>ants all over the hallway walls
>huge winged ants fall from the skylight onto the stairs
>spider was keeping their numbers in check
>he's gone now

HELP

These fucking ants go all over the place I hate them so much. They bite and don't let go so if they go on your arm and you brush it always it embeds itself into you and you have to pick it apart and pull its decapitated head out of you.

>>374218986
>happa

He looks full chink to me.

Are roaches the ultimate life form?

>>374218958
yeah, ho

>>374215920
Sony ALWAYS wins, baby!

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>>374219052
they can't outlive the planet so I don't think so.

What's the funnest way of killing of roaches and other pests? Lighter and spray can combo or hot glue treatment?

>>374217837
Call an exterminator, you third world shitter.

>>374219048
get a few more spider bros around the house

>>374215719
But why would a roach go in my PS4 when I never turn it on?

Checkmate, Turks.

>>374215920
cheeky cunt

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>TFW Don't have to deal with roaches but plenty of flying insects
>TFW Now have a habit of spraying air freshener at bugs to stop their wings and then smash them on the ground

>>374218347
>>374218791
Dirty southern niggers detected

>>374219048

>Capture webspider from yard
>place in jar
>let spider establish new nest
>tape jar in desired spot
>Place stick so spider can crawl out of jar
>???
>No ants

>>374217689
Head to like Southern California, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona; roaches live here naturally. If you're getting roaches in a place where roaches are really just an invasive species or come via imports, yea you fucked up man. But you can see flying roaches in the night out in the desert without even looking too hard during the summers, and if you have a connection to the outdoors you can bet your ass they'll be coming through there like refugees the first chance they get.

>>374218228
Can confirm, my sister is just like that. Clothes, dirty plates, dirty mugs, beer cans, coke bottles, old cds, etc all over the floor and desks or any flat surfaces in general. My parents usually ended up cleaning her shithole of a room every few months

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>>374217871
>they aren't going to come knocking just because they happened to be scuttling past your window and heard you playing persona 5.

They might if I'm playing this.

>>374219236
"hot glue" treatment

attract them with semen and pour boiling water on them

>>374215719
>close to the floor
u wot m8

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>>374215920
>>374218021
>One of my professors at my college is from Turkey
>All I can think about when I'm in their class are /int/ memes about Turks being roaches
>Almost lost my shit in class one day when an actual roach scuttled across the floor and the teacher didn't really care

Goddammit /int/.

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>Sony ponies are teaching themselves to love roaches so they can claim the PS4's proneness to infestation is a feature
I guess when you've got no games you have to find other ways to entertain yourself

>>374215719
>roaches are attracted to the PedoStation4

Sounds about right.

>>374218139
i'm not proud of it, but i do that.

There's ustensils in the sink that have been there for more than a year and a half.Someday i'll wash and unfuck my life.

Probably tommorow

>>374217837
T. Pajeet
disgusting fucking dirty cunts

>be that guy that never lets out a sound of surprise
>feel something around by buttocks while reading this thread with lights off
>literally jump and let out a little scream
Fuck insects.

>>374219345
>one day see spider bro in room
>don't care because he's probably killing shitty moths and fruit flies anyway
>one morning wake up
>laying on my back in bed and rub my face
>open eyes and see a thing falling from the ceiling
>straight above my face
>spider bro was descending towards my mouth

to this day I don't know if he was going to kiss me or suicide. I captured him and stuck him outside after that

>>374218106
Not that anon, but seriously, they have ant-like intelligence with the bonus effect of being hunter-killer cannibals.

>>374215920
got 'em

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is the ps4 slim safe

>>374219518
please seek help anon, someone loves you and will take care of you.!

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>>374219518
Deep down, I don't have faith you'll change

sorry

>>374218823
happens all the time to me my bros, dont hurt them tho they are harmless, just wanna nice place to stay warm and cozy thats all!

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>>374217946
I bought a poison that kills them when they eat each other, worked like a charm.

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>>374219326
Other random information about roaches you may not know!
https://www.terminix.com/pest-control/cockroaches/facts/

>>374219354
i live in a los angeles suburb and i haven't seen one in years. but yeah, los angeles city is fucking filthy. even with that said, i've only seen cockroach in our shop in LA. i'm sure it's because we keep it extremely clean because other shops in the same area can have lots of them

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I have ants on my bathroom sink. I have a shit ton of filth in my room no roaches but I've seen some pupas?, I claned up a little today, will finish tomorrow I don't want roaches.

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>>374219598
if a spider crawls on me I send his ass to the shadowrealm

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>>374217281
>Not using this

>>374219867
being this gullible

>It's not your fault! Call Terminex!

>>374219239
>>374219554
Why the fuck do you idiots think I'm third world just because I know that fucking pesticides around the house do nothing? You retards must be the third worlders because I have no idea what causes you to think that.

>tfw literally just heard crawling noise at my ps4 pro
S-Should i do somethinng or am I imagining...

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>>374219489
>PS4 being the one with no games
Take a fucking hard look at the libraries of the other platforms and tell me the PS4 is the one with no games

>>374220083
Shut your mouth Abu bin-abar
Go deal with your roaches

>>374215920
I've only opened the thread to make this joke, I'm glad it's a first post.

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>>374217969

>>374220131
>implying any of the current consoles have games

>tfw life in Finland
>only get some small moths, flies and spiders during the summer
>they all fuck off after the temperature drops a bit
Not a bad place to live for someone who hates all these little bugs

>>374219489
We finna talking about the PC bruh?

>>374219890
Odds are yeah, the shop is either super clean, or you could just be too deep in the city for any naturally occurring atomic holocaust survivors to bug you.

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>mfw this thread

>>374218805
>Ching-chong
>Capable of taming

To ram, you would have to pull back to build up force.
There is no way an Asian would have the meat to spare, without completely taking it out and hoping for the best that her messy ham sandwich would catch his pretty little peen.

Seriously, though. I checked out Asian porn, just to see if it was true, that good dick was so small.

Well, not only do Ching-Lengs have weird, misshapen bodies, their dicks are literally the size of a thumb.

>>374219867
I repo furniture all the time

one time i picked up a couch and placed my hand in an entire nest of bedbugs, had to have been atleast 50 in palm sized spot, I hate those bastards.

took one home with me once and thank god it was a male cause heda spread em like wildfire, hes dead now.

>>374220286

i got banned for posting porn but you make me want to do it again.

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>>374220131
The PS4 is the one with no games

>>374220219
Alaska here same thing the only bothersome bug are mosquitoes but as I've gotten older they bite seem to bite me less and less

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>>374218779
Mad that you went unnoticed when you ripped it off first?

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>>374215920
Came here to post this. YOU STOLE MY JOKE

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>>374215719
>close to the floor
wah?

>>374219950
we used to have some ants in our home, too. i don't know what we did, but i haven't seen any for awhile. i guess we just don't leave food lying around or on the floor

>tfw memes are coming true at an increasing rate
https://kotaku.com/why-sony-fans-are-called-cockroaches-in-japan-569526221

>>374219950
It's 2 late already

>mfw live on a hot island
>there's a shitload of roach-like bugs in the parks
>I've seen a couple of them in my apartment even though it's clean as fuck
>got myself two cats and the roaches disappeared since
>keep my PS4 on my desk

What are the chances there's something inside? I don't want to look.

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just block your vents, sonybros

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>>374215719
My best friends apartment is infested with roaches. They inhabit his ps4. Whenever they come out and run by the power button or eject button, their presence turns it on/off

He won't do anything about it because he's just accepted them as roommates

>>374220219
It's the same here in Canada.

Summer is my fucking bane, though. Why can't there be a place like Vancouver but it's never summer?

>>374220537
holy shit

is this a birth of a new era of shitposting?

>>374217871
>they aren't going to come knocking just because they happened to be scuttling past your window and heard you playing persona 5.
Happened to me a few nights ago. Was playing P5 with nothing but the TV, PS4 and fan on and I see one of these fuckers scuttle past the arm of the couch. Hate these assholes. There's one in my car that hangs out near the pedals that I haven't been able to clear out even with a vacuum.

>buy a ps4
>get infested with roaches
>buy a wii u
>get infested with spiders
>the spiders kill the roaches and even eat them so they gone
>you become the spiderman
>ps4fags on suicide watch over their roaches
Who's laffin now

>>374218701
>he paid money so he could make make posts like these

>>374215719
Even bugs prefer the PS4 compared to Xbox 1

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>>374221001
>Who's laffin now

Owners of consoles that didn't flop.

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>>374215920

>love bugs
>buy ps4
>get no roaches
>get two jungle tits instead
reeee leave my house

>>374218347
Maybe if you actually tried to clean, instead of fucking around with a banjo and drinking moonshine, you may get rid of the creatures that literally crawl around on filth,you disgusting inbred.

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>>374221346
Better close your mouth then, or a fly might pop in for a spell.
Who knows, it can camp out with the rest of your roach friends in there.

>>374218139

My roomate is like that, thank fuck my other roommate (her boyfriend) has been cleaning up after her. Still doesn't stop me from finding a dirty plate and cup in the closet next to the bathtub occasionally.

>>374220930
Well there's a friend I wouldn't be visiting.

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>>374215920

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>>374215719
PS4s are gross but having roaches in the first place?

>>374218347
>them dang'ol raches are extremely intelligent, yuk yuk! Beats me every time!

Just get a fucking bath and stop shitting on the floor, Cletus!

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>>374215920

>>374219236
freeze with can of compressed air

>>374217697
Waiting for your parents to do something not taking matters into your own hands.

>>374221992
<fuckin up the meme text
"Here's how to do it#

>>374215920
put me in the cap, Reddit!

>>374215920
Put me in the screencap.

>>374221476
>get two jungle tits

What? Are you saying a black woman moved in?

>>374218228
Current GF lives pretty much like an animal, will wear the same shirt for days if she isn't going anywere girls only put out any effort when going out in public. Everything they do is an illusion to make everyone else think they are perfect in reality they are more filthy than the filthiest neet.

>>374221476
What the hell is a jungle tit?

>>374222079
That's because its not meant as a meme text you basement dweller

>>374215719
i have a pet lizard that eats any pest

fucking bro tier

>>374222395
<you basement dweller
How about you make like a member and get more people to join the club.

>>374222523

#You do it like this.<

>>374222339
The finest porno National Geographic has to offer the desperate.

They're attracted to success.

>>374222571
@Anonymouse
#you forgot the hyperlink at sign fa.m<

>>374222623
So why do they infest the hovels of failure?

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>>374215719


Can confirm because sister is trashy and her PS4 died in less than a year of owning it. Saw her open it one time and there were what looked like a hundred of them inside them. Disgust

>>374218549

> tfw have leopard geckos crawling all over my apartment building.

Some get in sometimes but I just let them chill since I tried to catch one and it just gave him some kind of mini lizard heart attack.

https://www.amazon.com/DOBE-Dust-Proof-screen-Console-TP4-823/dp/B01MQLOPK8

i think i found a solution v/ros

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>>374215920
Oh my god.

>>374222850
I think I found the better and cheaper solution.
"Clean your fucking house", with no shipping and handling!

>>374218312
I hear all these stories of Spiderbros but I've been unlucky as fuck with them. Instead of living in the basement or in a corner they make webs in the bathroom and keep trying to climb on me when I'm taking a piss. They don't even eat the ants

I don't know how what the fuck is happening over there in the USA but here in Spain we never get bugs or roaches. The most I've seen is a lizard in my garden. We don't really use pesticides either so what the fuck. Do you guys leave food on the floor for days or what

>>374223036
Your affinity with them is too low. I recommend red and blue spandex outfits.
For yourself and the spiders.

>>374223036
>Buying into the spider bro meme

Silly anon, you should know better than to trust spiders in the internet.

>>374215719
>cockroaches love to nest in PS4s
I have a friend to yell at now, maybe this time they'll listen.

>>374223141
>he doesn't age his food by leaving it on the living room floor for a week

And you consider yourself cultured.

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I used to be creeped out by bugs, but video games have helped me become desensitised to them.

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>>374223239
>buying into the roach meme
Maybe next time you'll stop listening to PS4 shills on the internet ;)

>>374223365
Shitty monster girls don't count for anything but making you a furry.

>>374215920

5 star post

>warm inside
>good for bugs

itw not good for most bugs anyway the orken guy told me there was no way bed bugs wher in my computer cause it gets too hot for them to live in it

>>374223387
Nice try spider, im onto you.

>>374215719
The Xbox one is designed much better in this case.
Although they get in the vents, the plastic part is only a shell.
When you open it up the real guts are encased in a metallic case thing where roaches can't get in.
I live in LA and roaches are always present, no matter how clean.
If you live in a dense area or the south you're fucked with roaches.
So I clean my PC and Xbox one out every month or so.

>>374215920
fpbp

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>>374215920
[_] not BTFO
[X] BTFO
[X] blown the fuck out
[X] BEE TEE EFF OH

>>374223365
>Seven vaganias

>>374218608
>lizards
Call me a pussy and everything but I can't fucking stand lizards or any reptiles.

>>374220009
This shit is a lifesaver. My brother moved back and brought along some german roaches from the boat he was living on. Turned into a full blown infestation. All over the kitchen, the ceiling, the bedrooms, etc. Killing every one in sight did nothing. Bought that and they vanished in two weeks. Still a couple stragglers in the kitchen once or twice a month, but like others have said, that's normal for Florida.

>>374217689
It's really only an east coast/southern thing. Bed bugs and all sorts of shit. Fuck that.

>>374223525
Fuck you roach, come on up here and say it to my web.
Weak ass piece of shit.

>>374222928
i think you should stfu no matter how clean you are if u have dirty fucks for neighbours it's almost gurantee clean house or not you got some roaches.now i don't have a swarm thank god and keep my apartmen as clean as possible.

>inb4 move out it's not cheap and the next place could be worse

>>374223582
>image
>filename
>post
Off yourself, redditor roach.

>>374223456
So we should masturbate to better monster girls or just to the insects themselves? It doesn't help that every time I masturbate ants pop up. Do they like me?

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>>374223456
It's a drider deadra, from Oblivion. Fighting them helped me stop being creeped out by spider legs. The feeling extended to cockroaches. I used to be scared of touching them, now I go ape shit on them. Same with the frost spiders in Skyrim. Those other bug things in the game still creep me a bit.

>not drawing incantations of protection around your precious hardware in boric acid
Are you even wizards.

>all life is scared and should be treat as such
spider are bro tier bug until the moment it drop into your face then its on

>>374223808
Redditor roaches get laid with hookers. They have no power.

>>374223610
I had a little roach infestation when a neighbor fumigated his house.

Thousand little ones, at one point i stopped to give a fuck they multiplied like hell.
Bought 8 of them and gifted some to neighbors too.

Man, 4 days and from 70 roaches daily to nothing in a couple days.

Western EUfag here.
I only ever saw roaches in american movies. They make it sound as though you're pretty much guaranteed to have roaches if you live in the city.

So, I never saw a roach but that might be because of the rat sized spiders in our cellar.

>Japan called Sonyfans Sonyroaches for years
>Sony finally listened
#4theroaches

>>374223853
>al;l life is sacred

bed bugs are not sacred they are annoying pests whos only natural predators have about 1000 other options

>>374223757
Double that.
Also dark messiahs fucking spiders and black headcrabs will do too.

>>374223496

Nah they would just live with ten feet of you. Bed bugs used to be extinct in the us, they need another shoah

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>>374215719
Do you guys not have roach poison all over the house? Prevention is easier than cure, after all, and this shit is easy to tuck into different corners of the house.

>>374223982

Genetically modified acidic blood to end mosquitos and bedbugs fucking when?

>>374224042
no we need to allow DDT again long enough to wipe the bastards the fuck out

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>>374215920

>>374219231
There's shit on this planet that can survive being in the vacuum of fucking space for extended periods
Tardigrades survived being in open space for ten days.

>>374224147
They tried that once
look at lovebugs

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>>374223743
You might have some serious problems if you are turned on by things like this.

>>374222337
Oral must be a pleasure...

>>374224116

That stuff doesn't work too well.
You need something like killmax to murder the nests, and boric powder the entryways to murder them and their children.

>>374224295
Worked fine for me. Moved in and found them in the kitchen all the fucking time. Started hiding them behind knife blocks and tucked up under the floor cabinets. Literally disappeared, and have stayed gone since.

>>374224181
DDT?

>>374224443
Not him, but I would presume it is a chemical that killed roaches that was banned.

Literally typed in DDT into Google, and this was the first result:
http://ufdc.ufl.edu/AA00026071/00001

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Work at FUCKING Gamestop! Some Gypsy fuck tried to fight me tonight because I wouldn't take his roach infested console.

>>374224230
its like that show CatDog.
horrifying

i live in the woods and we don't ever really have roaches, shitloads of spiderwebs around though

sometimes we have scorpions that climb up through the drains though


once my brother woke up with like 20 scorpion stings because i guess one got into his bed

>>374224528
>>374224443

DDT was essentially the environmental pesticide equilivant of a nuke. Destroyed pest populations, but the poison in those pests also poisoned the animals preying on them. Birds had significant issue in wild of egg shells too thin

My apartment's got roaches but I'm pretty sure even if I move I'm going to have to dump all my electronics because I'm pretty sure they have nests in my Wii U, my Radio, and my PS3 I'm so fucking paranoid of roaches but I'm such a slob so I deserve this fate.

You guys are dumb. Most roaches live in the woods and only a few types live in homes. Plus they do a lot of good for the environment and aren't going to hurt you. They are better than spiders.

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>>374224585

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>>374223965
Why do eurosluts always think all of America is the same? You can nearly fit the entire European Union in fucking Texas. So many variations of what being amreeki is about.

The south and the east are bug infested shit holes.

>>374224585

That's because in the wild most roaches are fucked, in the suburbs they own the sewers and only get eaten by rats.

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>enter kitchen in the middle of the night to grab snacks while my parents are asleep
>walk up to cabinets right next to sink
>open up cabinet
>roach flies out
>run out of the kitchen
>peer inside
>see a second roach along the sink
EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.

>>374224675
But they look scary

>>374216272
Pretty fucked anon
One of my friends has his PC running with side panel open and runs pretty hot as well. When it started having trouble running and I went to look at it. Bugs, bugs everywhere

>>374223456
Technically there is a difference between furry and monstergirl. With furry it's just an animal. With monstergirl it's half monster, half girl.

>>374224771
I my house I try to kill them and my parents got pissed for being woken up.

>>374224656
>lovebugs
I would just have those roach traps with the poison that kills nests fucking EVERYWHERE.

>>374224443
Back in like the 50s they would have dudes come through your town and spray fucking clouds of that shit every where to kill bugs,kids would fucking play in the clouds because it was supposedly safe for humans. Birds would get concentrated doses of the shit eating all the dead bugs and had a population crash because their shells were to soft for heat retention or some shit.

>>374224718
well in the wild roaches have to right things like this

>>374224920
I have been, doesn't kill them that much.

I just try to go to bed before sunset and go "out of sight, out of mind."

If only I wasn't so lazy, I should start cleaning up more, putting out the new traps I have, and spraying everything again. Probably open up my computer and make sure it isn't bug infested either.

>>374218646
DELET THIS

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>7th gen consoles actually lost way more money than they let on
>Sony and Nintendo have been run by competing insect hiveminds since 2011
>Microsoft discovered that keeping their customers placated with mediocre dudebro games diverted the bugs attention away from them and have been desperately working a on cure ever since

>>374225029
Actually, that shit works. It just means that your apartment is overloaded with nests.

Presuming you don't have pets, just pick up like 10 boxes of that shit, and put them EVERYWHERE.

i remember one 4th of july we were doing fireworks and i went to light a bottle rocket and the fuse lit the ground and there were hundreds of junebugs around it and around me

ill never forget how fucking disgusted i was by life in that moment

>live in a forest
>bugs aren't a problem
lol man up city fags, just wait until you got giant birds attacking you

>>374225029
You can report it for breaking the cropped porn rule if you like.

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>>374220332
>one time i picked up a couch and placed my hand in an entire nest of bedbugs, had to have been atleast 50 in palm sized spot
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>374224706
Yeah I need to take a trip there to see the wonders of murrica myself one day.
Until then, the east coast is a bunch of FBI agents killin civilians, the midwest is a giant wasteland with route 66, highway killers and filthy motels, the south is inbreds hunting for teenagers and klansmen hunting niggers, the west coast is oranges and the american dream

>>374224706
Yeah I need to take a trip there to see the wonders of murrica myself one day.
Until then, the east coast is a bunch of FBI agents killin civilians, the midwest is a giant wasteland with route 66, highway killers and filthy motels, the south is inbreds hunting for teenagers and klansmen hunting niggers, the west coast is oranges and the american dream

>>374225098
Birds aren't so bad. They have claws and beaks, but if you can grab them they are fucked. Their light skeletons crush easily under the force of your hands.

>>374225078
Why wouldn't that guy have just gotten a shoe and stomped all the bodies, just to be safe?

>>374225209
>>374225197

Nothing in that post references anything accurately. That was American levels of bad geography.

>>374225098

If you weren't a Manley they wouldn't attack you. Wingspan mothafucks

>>374225209
>>374225197
Nice samefag.

Also when you actually live here for a while you learn that mostly the opposite shit happens what you described.

>>374225098
Considering I have a shotgun and a deep-seated paranoia of roaches, I'd rather take the thing I can shoot at than the thing I'm terrified of and can't shoot without destroying my house.

Can roaches get into the Switch?

>>374225437
Probably. Those bugs can get into almost anything that isn't vacuum sealed.

Roaches are literally not that dangerous and you guys are overreacting. We skulk in the shadows and they try to stay out of your sight but it's always met with death.

I think I've seen maybe 2 roaches here in Pennsylvania in like 10yrs. When the weather gets warmer I seem to always these little tiny as fuck ants. I put up a few terro bait stations and they're gone in 2wks but it's still just annoying to deal with.

>>374225394
>super scared of cockroaches

What experience caused this fear?

>>374225529
When I was really little, maybe like 6 years old, my parents and I were cleaning out the backyard, and we had just gotten to the pool toybox. We got the hose, my dad grabbed the back of the box, and the minute he budged it, hundreds upon hundreds of roaches of varying sizes started scuttling out from behind the box in every direction.

I already don't like bugs to begin with, but roaches are the worst.

>>374215920
Include me in the screencap

>>374225529
not that anon but i remember when i was like 5 or something waking up in the middle of the night to find a roach crawling in my mouth

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With all that talk about pests, what's the easiest way to life capture a small field mouse?
My cats are both lazy, my room has too many nooks and corners and i couldn't bring myself to harm that cute thing.

>tfw anglo and the worst you have to deal with is fucking wasps

and thank fuck our insects typically don't deal well with the kind of heat I like.

>>374225672
Oh yeah, I AM that anon and then when I was like 8 I woke up in the middle of the night and found a roach crawling on my body, and that's after the paranoia had already set itself deep inside me.

I remember working at a McDonald's years ago and when you went to make a Frappe you'd see 2-3 roaches moving behind the touch screen.

>>374220617
High

>>374217969
do roaches bite?

>>374217946
Shit, it all makes since now. I live in the south too and this explains a lot.

>>374225872
Frappe?

>>374225908
Yes.

>>374225908
Not really.

>>374225770
get a cat that isn't shit

>>374226012
Do you not know what a Frappe is?

>>374226114
I assume you are referring to a frappuccino?

>>374224256
You know they can still wash it, right?

>>374226190
same shit but frappuccino is a starbucks trademark

>>374225394
>opposite

Found the conservative

>>374225787
I fucking hate wasps/hornets all that shit. I'm 26 and I have a mini panic attack when I see them. Was 7yrs old and was drinking a sprite. Picked up the can and there was a hornet in it. Stung my mouth all to shit. Then I was 10 walking through the woods and I unknowingly disturbed an underground wasp nest. Stung 312 times. That shit traumatized me for life.

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>>374218854
>exterminatus is for idiots

>>374219475
>/int/
The meme came out of /pol/

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>>374226398
Holy fucking hell

Did you died

>>374226190
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mcdonalds+frappe&ia=recipes

It can be fruity, too.

>>374220941
Try northern china

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>>374226398
>Stung 312 times

Never had a roach come close to mine. But I found a beetle yesterday and it flew behind my TV and ended up near the PS4 as I tried to get it out safely. It died. Having a small colony of ants nearby seems to significantly drop the number of pests you see around. Despite their numbers my ants seem to want to avoid humans, so much that they even stopped coming to my coffee sugar supplies.
>Make ramen
>Put bowl on sink
>Notice ants on sink and one on the bowl
>Put finger in front of ant
>Ant turns around
>Come back later
>All ants are gone

>>374224675
But if they make babies their numbers are much more noticeable and they contaminate food.

>>374226398
>Stung 312 times.
Do you have superpowers now?

>>374226443
They had to stick a tube down my throat to allow air to pass through more easily. Spent the next 5 days in ICU.

>eat like a complete slob all my life in my room
>crumbs and shit on the floor and table
>got roaches once because of a neighbor's incredible infestation
>Sprayed up room
>forced neighbor to get apartment fumigated
>zero roaches/ bugs since
>still eat like a slob

who /beatingthesystem/ here

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>>374220000
>Quads
>JoJo Reference

WITNESSED

>>374226694
Yeah I can run extremely fast if a wasp is near me. Bolt aint got shit on me if I know there's wasp around me.

>>374224675
They're terrible. We had an outbreak of them at my apartment complex a few years ago. They multiply like crazy and can get into almost anywhere. They poop on everything and leave legs behind. They also can carry diseases from place to place. It was a horrible experience.

They had to do several strong sprays of pesticide in the whole building just to get rid of them. Turned out, there had been someone who moved in and kept their apartment pretty filthy. Either they brought them or they attracted them and the roaches just spread out from there.

>>374226994
That will help you avoid future bee stings. Those things can't fly very fast. You must have stood there for ages the first time, thinking they would get tired of stinging you.

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Cockroaches are truly evil

>>374227510
That image was already posted.

>>374227445
Ever see the movie My Girl? Just flailed my arms around. I began running eventually but I was 10 and out of nowhere just 100s of wasps.

>>374215719
what the flying fuck clickbait is this? Just keep your house clean at all times and don't leave food out

>>374224240
Thank god I'm not turned on by shitty spiders.

>>374227627
Wasps don't build hives, and you said hornets at first.

You're making this all up, aren't you?

>>374227686
Them tits, though.

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>>374227531
How about this?

>>374227510
>dont anga tha warboss ya git

>>374217946
I never really thought it like that.
I live in the country and the wood roaches get in every winter.

I fucking hate them so much, flying fucking bastards

>>374227751
Spiders are worst arachnids

>>374227691
He said he was stung by a hornet the first time. He walked up on a wasp nest the second time. He was describing two different experiences.

>>374227890
There are arachnids besides spiders?

>>374218447
Why would you give up because of a couple of bad relationships. Man the fuck up, everyone dates shitty people in their life,men and women.

>>374215719
So is this real or not? All I see is people acting like children and making sick jokes instead of saying anything meaningful.

>>374227691
Yellowjacket. Still a wasp and they build nests. I mentioned about the hornet when I was talking about one being in a can of sprite.

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>>374228058
>he doesn't know

>>374225369

t. American in charge of humour

Why is it burgers can dish out the bantz but never take it?

>>374228145
>That was American levels of bad geography.
>t. American
what

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>>374215920

>>374228134
>11 limbs
>arachnid

Pick one.

>>374225770

A bin (trash can?) big enough so he can't climb out with a stick taped along the top like a tight rope. In the middle of the stick put a toilet roll tube with peanut butter smeared on it. Hopefully he'll go after it, it spins and he falls in.

>>374227691
He described two different experiences. Also wasps build nests. Were the hell did you hear they didn't?

>>374225770
Sticky pads, if you would be able to hear it scream in terror.

Then you use peanut oil to free it. Won't hurt it at all, but you'll have to be fast. They can get scared enough to where they try chewing their limbs off.

>>374228338
I said HIVES, you dumbass. He made it up. Wasps build nests, not hives, and they don't swarm. Wasps are solo predators in the insect world. He made up everything. calling it now.

>>374228359

This:>>374228260

Is much more risk free.

>>374218312
>tfw daddy long leg bro in the shower corner
>tfw they get wet and can't move under the weight of the moisture or can't catch any adhesion

always feel bad

>>374220998
"There's one in my car that hangs out near the pedals that I haven't been able to clear out even with a vacuum"
He sounds p cool

>>374228473

Semantics. Also: settle down, it's only video games

>>374228095
It's not relevant to you if you don't have roaches. And if you do, you PS4 isn't gonna be the only place they're gonna be. Article is stupid shit click bait, like most of the OPs on this board

>>374228476
Yeah, but if you do that, they will shred the bag if you aren't fast. Then they'll get out when you lift the bag up.

Best thing you can honestly do is use a traditional mouse trap and just accept that all life is really just a spiral towards death.

>>374228634

We used a plastic bin - no bag. Next morning three little chaps just chilling out. Was cute

>>374228473
In my original post I said unground nest raging autismo plus wasps do swarm if they feel their nest is being attacked. Get some reading comprehension god damn.

>>374215920
This is one of the first posts every single time this thread is made. Pretty sure the message is the exact same too.

>>374224837
Half animal half girl. You're still fucking an animal, anon.

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>tfw the worst pest infestation I get are ant trails when it rains

>>374217191
One of the only perks of living in Canada is that you virtually never have to worry about this shit. I don't even see any bugs literally anywhere for half the year.

>>374215920
Fpbp

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Is this roach shit!!??

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Hey, what's going in this thread?

>>374229067
>tfw i live like a slob and my only problem is a roof rat because my landlord won't fix the fucking soffit
>>374229116
looks like it

>>374228992
>humans
>not animals