AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's called swag, white boi.

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>>370615304
I know astronauts use diapers but that girl really needs changing.

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God, everytime Bioware shows some footage, whether it's in trailers or gameplay videos, there's always some shit they fucked up.

I don't even. What a shitshow.

>>370615304
I love how they tried to add a little hip sway but its timed so shitty.

how can people still justify buying this?

>>370615370
it's called hiring male motion capture artists to play a female role

men don't have nearly the same gait as women, and can rarely effuse female body language, the that's why Harley has such shit mocap in the Arkham games and why this mocap looks like shit as well.

>>370615304
>someone made this animation and said "yep, that looks just fine"

>>370615304
*somebody's been messing with the ship's artificial gravity again*

>>370615304
shes walking like she shat herself wtf

>>370615304
everything i've seen about this game has been nothing but awful

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No, shut up. Female mo-cap/animations will double the budget.

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oh lord you can nitpick at least one horrible animation in every single scene of this game

andromeda is the gift that keeps on giving

>>370615304
NO CHANCE

THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT

>>370615304
she is walking like she has to take a shit

>>370615743
>it's called hiring male motion capture artists to play a female role
>female role

Reminder that this is a bioware game and they may have played good o'l switcheroo on you.

>>370615304
watch the webm while listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeHJi513Qb4

Making this game as shitty as possible must have something to do with tax evasion.

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>>370615980

>>370615304

wait...where do i know that walk from

>>370616052
she doesn't walk like a gay man either, it looks like a gym rat doing an impersonation of a snooty woman.

These voices are awful. I hate everybody on my team.

motion capture animations are so fucking shit

>>370615952
Mass Effect in general has had a few bad animations in the past so this is nothing new. Unsure why people are acting surprised, or shitposting.

Just wait for post-launch for the possible fixes, and maybe it will come out and be decent.

At least the multiplayer isn't shit.

What video is this from?

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>>370615304

>>370615952
I may get it just to see how many horrible animations there are.

If you didn't cancel after Mass Effect 3, you deserved this

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>>370616305
Holy fuck!

>>370616305
>>370616357

Meek Mahahn -mind

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>>370615980

>>370615304
>The average SFM porn webm has better animation

>>370616202
>>370616305

there we go

>>370615950
What do you Syndicate was absolute cookie cutter drivel and Unity was the one with great difficulty and combat. Bugs and story aside its the better AC from a pure gameplay.

Cora is the only fuckable gril at certain angles. Everybody else is SOMEBODY-tier

>>370615304
IT BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME
FOR BUN B TO GET HIS MOTHAFUCKIN SHOT AT THE GAME

>>370615304
https://youtu.be/lV8tBknzjDU
https://youtu.be/jCgCq5CXyQc
https://youtu.be/3F9cjDghFbE
Oh it gets much worse

>>370616616
I have no idea why I put a What do you at the start of that I might be stroking out.

>>370615786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2FYOhipiE

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>>370616701
What in the fuck is wrong with her neck?!

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>>370616701
Not to mention the part where Scott pops Sara's cherry.
That's animated terribly.

>>370615980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw

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>>370615304
>No turning away animation
>They literally just rotate the model and then slide it off screen
Oh my fucking god

>>370616274
nah, i'm good. no patch can fix this piece of garbage.

this shit looks like something a student cooked up for half-credit a day after the project was due

>>370616829

>just a inch to see how it feels

>>370615304
I love how far back her elbows are cocked. Seriously stand up right now and walk around with your elbows thrust back like that. It's hilarious.

>>370616829
They're still shipping though.

Mass Effect Andromeda will have bad animations, and glitchy character models and will still be better than any other game that's released this year.

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Lets get this shit started

>bioware

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>>370617630

>>370615304

Inspired by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eoa61FLlE8

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>>370615304

>>370615304
Oh wow...i noticed with the mc, but it happens with all the human characters?
TOP KEK

>the liara easter egg

WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT? THIS SOUNDS SO FUCKING PHONED IN WHY?! EVEN IN ME3 SHE SOUNDED MORE FLUID AND HUMAN THAN THIS! BIIIIOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So3Fe6TM5Ow

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>>370617713

Has anyone come across the dreaded nudity yet?

>>370617996
She sounds like she did in ME1, and she was a massive autist in that.

wow there bioware going full diversity by making there only alien races and no hiumans at all

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when you see it

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>>370615304
I dont even.

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>>370615304
>>370616829
>>370617713
>>370618103
>>370618290

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>>370615304

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>>370618290
what the FUCK

>>370617713
>bloop bloop

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>>370616563
>a patreon-tier SFM animator will use autistic rocket science to calculate every fleshy wobble a dickgirl's hellacious cock makes as it fills up
>Bioware can't even manage to get a female character to convincingly walk away without looking like she just cut a wrestling promo

UP AGAINST A MACHINE TOO STRONG

>>370618290
fucking hell

>>370618290
Literally they spent their entire budget on making it a dating sim and fuck everything else.

It's so obvious how bad they've fucked up with their gay agenda shit. Jesus Christ, it's almost Revolution 60 tier.

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>>370615980
audible kek

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>>370618290

>>370618490
Hungy Jose, always hungry.

>>370615743
Um, sexist much?

>>370618490

From which Steven Seagal film is this?

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>>370618290

What the...? A ghost...?

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>>370618290
>But first lets talk about parallel universes

Bethesda: We make the crappiest animated NPCs!
Bioware: Hold my beer..

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>Seriously, many of the systems feel like they don’t just fail to improve on the old games, but are actually worse. The highfalutin new planet scanning James called out is absolutely tedious the first time you do it, so I can’t imagine how it’s going to feel on your dozenth, still portentously slow flight from one planet which might have a satellite orbiting to it to another which might have an aluminium deposit on it. And don’t start me on the Nomad mining. It beggars belief that anyone thought plopping out probes in order to see ore occasionally tick up in a spreadsheet window was going to be fun. No one is going to leave Eos thinking “hoo boy, I mined the shit of that place and it was awesome.”

http://www.pcgamer.com/we-have-mixed-feelings-about-the-first-few-hours-of-mass-effect-andromeda/

>RPS
>GiantBomb
>now PCGamer

Bioware is about to go the Pandemic route, jesus.

>>370618675
American Cheeseburger Sniper

>>370617005
Top jej

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>>370615304
Looking good.

>>370615304
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK ? WHAT THE FUCK ???????????????????

>>370618290
She's fast!

>>370616829
>when the fart is wet

>>370617713
Pway pway

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>>370618290
there she goes!

>>370618772
Good. They deserve to go out of business after ME3.

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>>370618772
Bioware is gonna get bullfrogged and westwooded

>>370618290
O I laffed fucking hard at this

>Friendly remember THIS GAME COMES OUT IN ONE (1) WEEK

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>>370618956

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>default Femc is the most attractive character is a sea of monsters
>you can't clone yourself and fuck it
>there is no reason to play this game

>>370616829
That's some druid-tier shit. What is this facial expression supposed to convey?

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1489615774563.webm

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Is this the first Anti-Comedy game?

>>370615304
This is sabotage at this point. Like I can understand the retarded gait but someone had to animate her head tilting from left to right like that. This doesn't make sense.

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>>370615664
she makes me feel small :(
Well she makes me feel worse
because I am that small

autism

>>370615980
Holy shit

>>370619067
WELP THE SHIP IS HAUNTED!!

>>370619226
what the fuck is this

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>>370619067
>>370618956
They already ripped off Revelation Space like crazy but FTL travel is creating ghosts now too?

>>370619106
Loss of hymen.

>>370618852
fuck you

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>>370619351

>>370619067
>>370618956

It's an homage to the old games wooow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqHDVTzmxo

>>370619106
"I've just publicly soiled myself. This is my fetish."

Is this game The Witcher's killer?

>>370619095
Default manlet is the prettiest girl though.

>>370618290
>Speedrunning OoT.gif

>>370617713
>Love to push it
>Poo poowee

>>370619612
the only thing this game is going to kill is bioware

>>370619226
a fucking WHITE MALE

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>>370615304

>>370618290
FUCKING MAGIC

Why does everybody, even the Asari, look ugly?

Are the polacks from Cuckproject Red the only ones that aren't nips that can make attractive characters?

Also, why does everybody sound like cunts?

>>370618956
H-HAYAI

>>370616305
Hahahahhahaja I'm dying they are her the Vince preset

>>370619863
The game looks horribly rushed, which makes no sense. What have they been doing all this time?

>>370618575
Nothing to do with gay agenda shit. BioWare is just awful.

>>370619974
firing men and having meetings with donuts as refreshments.

>>370620057
>Nothing to do with gay agenda shit
this is incorrect

>BioWare is just awful.
this is still true though

>>370617713
>when i wake up in de morning i still asleep

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>>370616274
>Animations were n-never good
>They'll fix it with a patch!
>I'm enjoying not playing the story, stop judging my game!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>370618557
>SFM animator cares about making animations to please audience
>bioware animators phone it in as quick as possible to get to the next HATE BIGOT story part

>>370618956
You know, the scene gets a lot of shit for the ghost, but the cinematography is fucking godawful as well. I legitimately got confused the first time I saw it.

>clip of her fixing the gravity and starting to fall
>cut to a different character on the other side of the room hitting the ground
>cut to her turning around and looking at them

It makes it seem like she fell and hit the ground next to them, and then teleported over to where she was all along. It's shoddy.

>>370620218
Dude the gay options are horrid, these people don't care either way, Bioware is just a gigantic money scam made to bleed EA.

>>370620218
Show me where they push the gay agenda in the game.

>>370619814
>"okay.."
>"okay.."
>jar
>"what"
>vodka
>"WAT"

>>370618968
Bullfrog and Westwood were innocent though. Bioware seems determined that if they are going to get shitcanned, they are going to go out of their way to EARN a well deserved shitcanning instead of just getting fired for no reason.

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What is this expression trying to convey?

>>370620428
>>370620493
I'm not talking about "the GAY agenda", I'm talking about "the gay AGENDA"

As in they're intentionally making ugly characters to appeal to the "muh male gaze" crowd. Same thing happened with DAI

>>370620493
Fuck, meant to reply to >>370620218

>>370620562
That she just realized her buttblug fell out and shit is now dripping down her leg.

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>>370616829

>>370620562
>when the realization that you're in a Bioware game sets in

>>370620673
That's not what buttplugs are for though.

>>370620751
it's an unfortunate side effect

er.. so i'm told

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>>370620562
Some gurning champions

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>>370620562
Middle girl has the posture of Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade.

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>>370620562

Did Bioware kick or scare away all their animators and hire fresh women's studies graduates for writing as their replacements to produce this shit?

>>370620751
Buttplugs are for putting in your butt. Nothing simpler than that.

>>370617713
NOOT NOOT

>>370620574
So it is pushing the feminist agenda then.

>>370615743
>that's why Harley has such shit mocap in the Arkham games
Are you saying...that b-butt..

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>>370615980

>>370615304
does she have a dragon schlong up her bong?

>>370620842
Sure. I meant gay as in faggy, not gay as in gay.

>>370618685

No, a Spectre

>>370620574
Nobody likes ugly characters, thats not any agenda but they having an terrible and lazy art department.
And this has been a thing with Bioware since ME1, their last everyone is hot game was Jade Empire.

>>370620562
Smug liberal that heard something toxic.

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>>370617713

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>>370616357
this is the first thing that came to mind>>370615304

>>370620973
You underestimate marxists

>>370616305
Based Vince is doing mocap work for Bioware now?

>>370620821
Yes. Literally every good person at Bioware has left by now.

>>370620817
I think you mean kaiser blade.

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/842124856699281410?image_src=https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/842124492973432849/pu/img/LEdUNg2ySX9HtWgx.jpg&media_id=842124492973432849&video_url=https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/842124492973432849/pu/vid/1280x720/eVbwqwa8-dmHsTJu.mp4&content_type=video/mp4&owner_id=&auto_buffer=1&autoplay=1

someone find me the source of this please i can't figure out this strange language

>>370620562
Ok, no bullshit here...if this were made by amateurs this would be mocked to no end.

>>370615304
Bruma. Where the women are men.

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>>370618290

>>370621097
yes, it is

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>>370615980
jesus christ

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>>370618290
N-NANI

>>370615743
They used mocap?

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Has anyone posted this gem yet?

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>>370621092
What is this expression trying to convey?

>>370620821
Uhh, yeah?
Have you been living under a rock?
Don't you remember the time Bioware had a rainbow backround on their logo?

>>370616274
>shilling is better than shitposting
You and your mouth full of shit just get out.

>>370621306
Not only her father is dead.

>>370619974
>all this time
They haven't been working on it for THAT long. I mean, the E32015 'reveal' was just prerendered spaceman footage with the name at the end. My theory is ME3 was going to be the final resting place of the franchise, but when Cisquisition failed/was dissapointing and the only other thing they had going on is Tortanic expansion packs, they realized they had to cobble something together.

>>370621335

I've always had suspicions about how their staff is nowadays, with ME to ME3 credits showing how the change is going on and I'm looking forward to see how many ME devs remained for Andromeda

>>370618290
>xfiles starts playing

>>370615952
The best part is that this is just the previews we're laughing our asses off to and not the full game. Things are going to get much, much worse.

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>>370615304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

It's uncanny, the creator of this video should sue

>>370621236
jajajajajajaja...hehe...moshimoshi.

>>370621306
disturbed that she's trapped in a bioware game and cannot escape and decending into madness

>>370616274
>nothing new
That's correct.

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>>370615980

>>370620801
>>370620829
guess I'll cancel my order

>>370615304
>>370615370
It looks like she's walking around with shit in her pants.

>>370621236
That could have been done a lot more believably. Like that little makeshift TV room on your ship in Cowadoody infinite where everyone watches the news.

Infinite as a whole felt like it should have been mass effect 2, with cerberus' rise to the retarded power levels it had in 3

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>>370621236
>that cup

>>370621561
DONT YOU DARE

>>370618290
>just disappear after walking behind the krogan
did they think they were clever?

did they think no one would notice?

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>>370621306
Remembering when she was home alone and answered the door to a stranger.

>>370621306
Never trust a fart.

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>>370615304

>>370621770
I think they themselves didn't notice

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Jesus Christ.

Guys.

GUYS.

Tell me if I'm wrong. I think it's not so much that bioware animations have so much worse gotten worse, but that the earlier mass effect games rarely ever had full body motion shots in cutscenes.

Like, people would slide into the scene, flip a hand and scoff a lot, but you only ever saw the upper torso most times. So because of that, you can't see the full potato quality. I could be wrong, though.

>>370621306
She should train her left brain?

Damn this is My summer car level of animation, impressive.

>>370621082
only some people call it that

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>>370621854

Someone please post the Shrek-tier "ZOINK" webm, I need another laugh.

>>370615304
That person in blue in the back isn't even fucking doing anything.

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>>370615304
I've never been more excited for a game to release.

>>370621929

That's fine. Even if you're not very skilled at animation, you can do tricks to hide the flaws. It requires more work and creative thinking, but it's an acceptable route. The Andromeda devs don't even do that, though.

>>370617713
badlipreading should do a short on this game.

>>370618290
>metal gear solid 5: the phantom pain

>>370622052
It's amazing how things get continually worse the more you watch them. Assuming you haven't keeled over from an inability to breathe, that is.

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>>370618956
S-SHES FAST

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>>370621983
what is this lmao

>>370619814
>american "cheese"

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>>370621983

This is what happens when you fire your talent in favor of brown people and women.

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>>370617713

>>370621236
What are they watching, /v/?

>>370621452
this is the first few hours polished to impress reviewers, it's gonna get way worse

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>>370618290
DAVID FUCKING COPPERFIELD

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>>370621883
What a qt

>>370620950
It goes without saying. Gay dudes would have shot any programmer attempting to pass these shambling abortions off as romance options.

>>370615304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA

>>370622328
nigger pls, this is pretty much the state of 98% of western devs.

from Baldur's Gate to this.

what went wrong?

>>370622624
Women

>>370622235
The TORtanic of /co/

>>370617713
N O O T
O
O
T

>>370615304
She's walking like she just took a Krogan's dick up her ass. Given her appearance I wouldn't' be surprised is she did.

>>370621306
what the fuck is up with her eye

>>370621983
FOOOOOOD

FIGHT

>>370622235
How do you not know of Charlie Sheen Dog: The Movie?

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Did they get their entire budget cut?

Surely EA has technical team managing their engines. Everyone else has.

>>370617713
>when you noot but she keeps suckin

>>370622760
only the dankest gay space weed, my friend.

>>370622857
Flynn said MEA's budget is $1kk.

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>>370618956

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>>370621229
doubtful

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>>370618290
>It's all a dream playing in Rayder's head
>he's still in the cryo tube

>>370615980
UP AGAINST A MACHINE TOO STRONG

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>>370621883
Y'know the thing about a bioware character, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin' -- until he bites ya.

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>>370617713

>>370622758
KROGAN COCK SO GOOD.

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>>370621236
That fucking Ryder stare.

That is some straight up Stanley Kubrick shit.

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http://archive.is/Zxahb

>Here at BioWare, we’re proud of the team we’ve built. So, we thought International Women’s Day was a great opportunity to talk with some of the talented women at BioWare about games and their contributions to the industry.

>Jo: I’m a writer. If it’s got words, we’ve probably touched it. But me specifically? I’m the lore nerd.

>Claire: I’m an in-game animator. I make the characters and creatures move in the game. Running, attacking, jumping, dying. Mostly dying.

>Janice: I took a shot, and they were thankfully willing to take a chance on me. I didn’t think I was qualified at all. I hadn’t written code in three to four years.

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>>370618290

>>370621039
>everything in every hobby i enjoy has to be tied into politics

Can you fucking give it a rest already

The game's a steaming pile of shit but jesus christ dude you're just as bad

>>370615304

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

>>370624370
No, definitely not everything. Just the things that are.

You seem to be projecting quite hard though.

>>370616701
>back up, literally
bravo reddit

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Bioware isn't even trying to hide their agenda anymore are they?

>>370624598
That's just what the population of Canada looks like.

>>370615304
Well if Nintendo ever decides to produce a Donkey Kong Country RPG they know where to outsource the animation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbdZrcl_Jso

Maybe she's a fan?

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>>370616407

>>370616274
>But they'll PATCH IT!

It's like you people never fucking learned from TORtanic.

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>>370615980

>>370624598
>these 2007 character models

literally Oblivion tier

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>>370619814

>>370621883
>>370622428
MILO

>>370616305
>when you get home drunk and don't want your parents to notice

>>370620228
kek

>>370618690
>cant tell when it resets

Dayum

>>370624045
All of them are trans.

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>>370624919

>>370615304

What the fuck?

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>>370622857

They probably did.

Mass Effect is a huge gamble after ME3. It's why you see so many shills really angling that multiplayer since that's the only thing that got some slack from fans.

I'm really worried at this point. I really wanted to like this and the promotional stuff saw some promise with the nu-mako and focus on exploration but I'm afraid their budget was so shit and so many new people were on board that the single player will be glitchier and cheaper than all hell.

I'm getting it simply to see the series through to the end and give an honest opinion on it but if I was still a teenager getting no income like I was with ME1 back in the day I wouldn't bother with it this early on.

I mean when the early PROMOTIONAL shit is all over the place in performance, that's a really bad sign.

>>370620562
oh my god, I just realized.

this is the default Ryder, we all know how bad custom sheps /used/ to look in animation.

how bad is a Custom /Ryder/ going to look in this shit?

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>>370624598

How is this even allowed? Does the prospect of an even remotely attractive female scare the fat landwhales and numales that worked on this game that much?

>>370625429
what the fuck is that thing.

>>370619106
BIG FAT OGRE SHIT

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>>370615304
>>370616829
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>>370620562
If nothing else, I haven't laughed so much in a long time, honestly. So thanks Bioware, cheers to you.

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>>370619814
>vodka

who has the webm of that one faggot backing out of a door at gun point and then the big strong women with no guns come up and save him

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>>370624045
>Jo: I’m a writer. If it’s got words, we’ve probably touched it. But me specifically? I’m the lore nerd
>writer
>If it’s got words
>writer
>If it’s got words
>WRITER
>it's got

>>370625524
What a racist and bigoted comment, unbelievable.

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>>370625429

>>370618956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sXQoGcMN1U

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>>370618956
IT WAS ME

>>370615304
How come only the dude Ryder gets to fuck her? Why did the hairstyle lie to me? You told me her hair was a sign, /v/.

>>370625657
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>>370616829
>just the tip

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>>370620562
deep retardation

>>370620691
Kek

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>>370619814

I am already on the way to being very drunk right now and that looks and the premise is fucking disgusting.

Somebody need to be taken out back and shot for even thinking that up.

>>370625429
Did he fall asleep while eating powdered doughnuts?

>>370619497
this looks like a chimpanze giving his hand to his handler

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>>370616407

>>370615304
Damn gurl you so fine walking like a runway model

It seems like every time I open /v/ there's a new video showcasing the horrific animations in this game.

>>370620821
>animator gets the script for the scene she's supposed to animate
>doesn't understand what's going on
>decides to translate that oblivious feeling onto the main character in every scene

>>370625429
dude cocaine lmao

>>370625635
>>it's got
>it has got
Dude, there's plenty to shit on the game over, don't go nitpicking over petty crap

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>>370625314
Can't make it past 6 seconds. It's too much for me. How are these people still in business?

>>370616701
WHY THE FUCK IS HE TALKING SO MUCH WITHOUT INPUT


REEEEEEEEEE

>>370620821
A lot of animators, writers and other people had to be replaced after they quit after ME2 and ME3.

>>370620691
>Andromeda will NEVER EVER have good animations

>>370625325
You're exactly the kind of mark that EA loves. Good job.

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>>370615304
Is this game a giant joke? Who ok'd this?

What the fuck.

>>370625429

Well at least you can still create retarded looking characters aside from the retarded looking presets they have for you.

This is the worst platformer.

how does bioware manage to make their games looks worse over time

I think ME2 was peak visual fidelity, ME3 already looked like an obvious downgrade

>>370618290
woow that is so cool! bioware put ghosts in the game! i wonder what the lore will be about?

Bioware probably the coolest developers ever! based

>>370619814
WHAT THE FUCK

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>600 years between Andromeda and ME3
>Bioware has a chance to mix it up design wise
>"fuck you, more of the same looking armor and same looking weapons"

apparently no one thought of a better way to make a gun and a suit of armor in 600 years

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>>370615304

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>>370620562
This is who they modelled femryder after

>>370626046
Your write, man. It just stuck out for some reason.

>>370615664
daaaaaaaaaaaaamn chloe looks like thaaaaaaaaaaat????

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>>370615304

>>370620821

Practically half of everyone responsible for ME1 and ME2 had left by ME3.

I imagine virtually everyone left after ME3.

This whole crew is probably new from every department and they were given a mandate to recreate Mass Effect 1 in a new universe.

That's it. From everything we've seen that's exactly what's happening here.

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>>370622758
Cora's ass was built for Krogan cock. It's what she spent her entire time with Asari commandos training. It wasn't her biotic abilities that allowed her in their ranks, it was her ability to insert things into her ass.

>>370618828
on my way to fuk your bitch! xD

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>>370619814
>vodka because laymao im like so cool and drunk XD
>wastes over half of the ingredients to make some disgusting amalgamation anyway

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>>370618828

>>370622856
He probably doesn't spend all his time watching ecelebs review crappy movies.

>>370624598
Wow! 3D stardew valley!

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>>370615304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oreM4z6ygIA

>>370615304
That lady looks like a dude

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>>370618290
>want to follow shadow to see maybe she's just walking behind him
>there are literally 0 shadows

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>>370618956
N-NANI??

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>>370618290
>>370618956
>>370619067
NIGGA CALL THAT EXORCIST MAN! THIS GAME IS HAUNTED!

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Press F to pay your respects to the ME1 devs that have to witness this

>>370626286
You think people are gonna conceptualize and develop new arms and armor whilst spending 600 years as a meat Popsicle?

>>370618956

N...NANI!?

>>370626653
I think I missed something in the promotional material. Why are they meat popsicles?

8 minutes into the demo and I'm already disappointed. These menus were clearly designed with a controller in mind

Not a port my ass

>>370624462
holy shit that was terrible... Who the fuck writes this dialogue?

Is this game officially in Tortanic territory? In terms of how bad it is and the amount of threads it's generating?

i'd say it's not quite there yet. can't wait for release for the threads though.

>tfw some poor saps will buy it just for shitposting and refund it next day

kek

>>370626759
Cryogenic storage for the duration of the journey.
Frozen. Suspended animation. Meat Popsicles.

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>>370617713
>>370618290
I feel terrible for the original ME1 devs that have to witness this piece of shit game.
Feminism really is a cancer.

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>>370626649
F

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>>370625429
holy shit underrated