Natalie Dormer in Mass Effect

>>368349521
her face is so fucked holy shit

>>368349521
who?

>>368349521
wtf i love andromeda now.

>>368349521
She looks fucking awful now holy shit

>>368349521
they know me too well.
preordered.

>>368349521
You better be able to bang the doctor

in Mass Effect AS AN AZAREEEEE.
what a waste.

>>368349521
who?

>>368349730
>now

>>368349916
>SUCC

>>368349521
so they got a model as ugly as their in game characters?

>>368349952
Game of Thrones actor.

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Dang, guess I have to play through the series now.

>>368349521
>natalie dormer is in the game
>you CAN'T fuck her

Blunder of the year

>>368349521
would you guys prefer if instead of hiring a hollywood star to voice of character they'd use the money to hire a cheaper professional and add a new feature to the game itself?

>>368350252
I'd rather they not hire voice actors and instead get a competent writing staff

>>368349521
Why the fuck does an asari have a British accent?

>>368349730

well it's not a very flattering picture of her is it. lets take a picture of you with your mouth wide open and see what it looks like

>>368350297
This desu.

>>368350316
>Why the fuck does an asari have a ______ accent?
No accent makes sense Anon.

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>>368349521
Why should I care that this ugly bitch is in Mass Effect?

It's hard to remember than Bioware was once good.

>>368349521
>coalburner

Congenital flappy tits retard ugly bitch belongs to that shit game

>>368350354
if you dont look good no matter the angle then you look like complete shit and need to be cleansed from the gene pool

>>368350354
There is a video you retard

>>368349730
Well, she was nuked by wildfire, ya know. Reconstructive surgery is expensive

>>368350374
Asari were not introduced with British accents. So giving one of them this accent out the blue, seems fucking weird.

>>368349521
shilling shit, die in a fiere!

>>368350297
competence is in direct opposition to gender propaganda shit.

God I can't wait until Game of Reddit ends and all these talentless ugly British sluts will fade into irrelevancy.

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remember when aria was cute?

>smirkfu

Does her character in the game smirk uncontrollably too?

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>hire someone that arguably a lot of people want to fuck, if only for that smirk of hers to be dripping with cum
>can't actually fuck her character in game

>>368350739
No?

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this thread in a nutshell

perma-virgins are adorably sad, ASSeffect fans or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9lqzrZg5DI

reminder that she got blacked

>CDPR only got the meme tier Charles Dance for their game while Bioware got the goddess Natalie Dormer
Kek. And I bet she was handpicked by Mac himself too. This game is going to be freaking epic, y'all should apologize right this instant.

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>>368349521
she'll be giving us the rundown

>>368350785
>hahaha brazzers logo, ain't I a funny guy

This is it /v/. First the mouth watering gameplay trailers and now GoTfu. Fuck you faggots I am pre-ordering it.

>>368350897

Charles Dance > Natalie Strokeface

>>368349521
Oh, guess I'll at least pirate it now, congratulations, I guess.

You do realise how trite adding 'le popular actors' is to any medium nowadays? It does fuck all for discerning customers.

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>>368349521

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>>368350925

I didn't make it anon, and I honestly didn't see the brazzers logo when I saw the thumbnail.

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>>368349521
>she has a crush on the krogan
of course, the only attractive woman in the game is not romanceable and on top of it gets KROGAND, BRAVO BIOWARE

>>368349521

Literally who?

>>368350785
i want her to do porn GOD DAMN.

>>368350632
Go back to your containment board.

>asari with a thick britich accent
what? also why all asari look like shit in this game

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>>368349521
Oh yeah, that one girl that looks like a Muppet.

>>368350820
3D women aren't my thing, sorry normalfag

sfm when

>>368349521
Anyone who says natalie dormer isnt cute should self castrate
>tfw she has a manlet shitskin husband
Life isn't fair..

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>>368351184

Well, her husband does seem to like filming her kissing other guys, so who knows, it might happen.

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>>368351214
They're not ugly, they're unique. It's better than having soulless cloned bimbos who are designed just to be fap material.

So what was the name of that robot who had a huge cameltoe? I only played the first two games but I remember the mass effect 3 threads and she was posted all the time

>>368351465
This sort of attitude is just plain ignorant.

Men and women have very clear personality quirks that separate them, you can't just side step that.

>>368351574
edi

>>368351574
Miranda Lawson
Not a robot just a gengineered aryan

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This is her husband for those curious.

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>>368351574

Edi.

>>368351385
For someone with Down's syndrome she seems to be coping quite well, at least.

>>368351725
nobody fucking cares

>>>/tv/

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>>368351725
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>368351656
Wrong. No one remembers seasonal "waifus" from action games, but everyone knows about Sera and Dorian from Dragon Age Inquisition. That's why Bioware's approach to character design and writing works, it sticks with people even long after they've finished the game.

>faggots liking this ugly face bitch when Emilia Clarke is in the same show

>>368350558
>out the blue

Kek

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>>368351465
This would not be a problem if the people designing the characters were half-competent.
But it's well known at this point that Bioware doesn't look for competence when they hire people.

>>368351897
she can act unlike Emilia Clarke

>>368351858
that pic should give you hope

>>368351869
literally who?

biocucks gonna cuck it seems

>>368350675
Don't worry anon, the show has lost a lot of steam and a lot of people are jumping ship.

>>368351897
Emilia clarke is overrated. Sophie Turner is the true patrician's choice

>>368351869
No.

Pretending that women and men share the same personality and characteristics is blatantly ignorant of how they work irl.
It's just fucking lazy pandering.

>>368351943
I could do a better job with Garry's mod wtf

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>>368351897
>Emilia Clarke

>>368351869
You mean all press is bad press?
Because no one remembers Sera as anything but a melted lump of clay with poor animation and shitty writing. She's what others strive to avoid when they make characters for their games.

>>368349521
Is she having a stroke

>>368351943
reminds me of those old shitty css movies made with garrys mod

>>368351991
>Sophie Turner
Actually wait, all GoT girls really are ugly

>>368352118
delete this right now or else

>>368349521
Lol Ayylmao voices an ayylmao
P O T T E R Y
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>>368349521
Jesus shouldn't games supposed to evolve? Mass effect manages only to degradate since me2.

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>>368351897

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>>368351897

>Kelly C

>>368352307
daddy, why does that bad man like

its ok son, some people just have no taste

>>368350534
Why are you still around then?

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>>368352118
oy m8 you best be taken that back afore i hook ya right in tha gabba

>>368351897
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAH

>>368352002
Wrong again. When you start writing a character you shouldn't think about its gender at all. First you make it work within the plot, add quirks to define them and then finally decide whether they're male or female. Then you have to make their looks match their personality, which is what Bioware is trying to do, unlike all the other modern AAA developers who just design bland generic bimbos for every game.

>>368352090
Sera is a complex and unique individual, if somewhat difficult to unravel at first. Bioware accomplished exactly what they strove to do with her, make a memorable character that people would talk about for years afterwards.

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>Dormer
>Not Carice van Houten

>>368350534
I'd say typing like a nigger is worse than looking like one.

>>368352573
My Man.

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>>368351897
>Liking Emilia Clarke
>Ever

She's an untalented, overrated, ugly piece of shit who can't act out of a wet paper bag and ruins every tv show/movie she's in.

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>>368352573

>>368349521
Lesbian sex here I go

Post a webm, I'm not giving them views

>>368351943
what the FUCK is this?

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>>368351083
Lmao anon you're only hurting yourself

>>368352573
This nigga know his shit.

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>>368352573
A man of taste right here.

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>>368352573

>>368352573
pls good sir, I need more of that ass.

>>368352573
but i just fapped

>>368350632

This

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>>368349580
>>368349730
She's like a female Benadryl Cumbersnatch.

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>>368349521
>sorry its the last book in the series, the author died before it was finished.
GoTfags on suicide watch

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wtf, im a furry now!?

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>>368353415
I knew there was something behind my whyboner for this woman

>>368349521
I will cum inside that someday. You'll see.

>>368353370

Cucumbersnach barely looks like a human being

>>368351083
>Game Not Included

>>368353415
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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>>368351138
>Goddamn Asari gets the Krogan
Fuck you Blue Bitch, I want him.

> That's the last book in the series
> The author died before finishing

Savage af

>>368353840
Krogans are the worst species in ME, they never should've left their shitstain of a planet.

>>368352561
>Sera is a complex and unique individual.
Five cents has been deposited into your bank account

>>368352375
imagine those brows goin all crazy with her forehead lines while shes bobbin on your dick trying not to gag

>>368349521
>tfw they had to make her face look human so people can relate to her

>>368354498
No the worst species in ME is either shitty Asari or faggot ass humans

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>>368349521

WHAT THE FUCK IS HER FUCKING PROBLEM??!

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO FUCKING SMUG??!

DOES SHE THINK SHE'S BETTER THAN US??!

>>368351465
Man that's brutal
>characters look autistic and ugly
>"they're as inseparable from autism and ugliness as your friends and family are"

>>368351869
>sera
>the goblinfaced chav theif
I remember her every time jeremy kyle is on TV

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>>368349521
Jesus fucking christ is there a single attractive looking NPC in this fucking travesty of a game?

>hire actor who is famous for her smirk
>character doesn't smirk

Typical bioware

>>368349521
>Triple A devs still throw shitloads of cash at celebrities thinking that matters
Also funny to see that the VA strike is still going and man they haven't affected shit.
Also she's got a weird face and shit tits.

>>368353370
He looks English as fuck

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>>368355113
define attractive.

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>>368355114
I know right? Just kill me now.

>you share the planet with apes who unironically watch fantasy TV series
ENOUGH

>>368349521
>Natalie Dormer in Mass Effect
ayyyyyyyy

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>>368351083
high five bro

>>368351153
> person who's been in a TV show with an average 30 million legal views per episode in 2016, not counting the pirated shit
> stars in a video game with far less than twenty million global sales
> anon who probably cum guzzles YouTube bloggers "LOL LITERALLY WHO"

you should be strangled to death, you faggot.

>>368355526
Calm down dormer nobody cares

>>368355526
leddit is that way, normie

>>368355114
Bioware tried to animate her smirk but it ended up looking like she was having a stroke so they removed it

>>368353663
he looks like a believable splice

>>368355286
Appealing to look at; sexually alluring.
"a stunningly attractive, charismatic man"

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>>368354628
kek

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>Cast Natalie Dormer as a character in the sexiest race in the galaxy
>character doesn't smirk and isn't sexy
>you can't fuck the character

>THE CITY OF BIOWARE

>>368356245
Laura Palmer isn't sexy either. Check and mate atheists.

>>368349521

Sometimes i wonder how sad have to be the life of whom frantically pass frame by frame a video in order to find the ugliest possible image of the protagonist.

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>>368356445
Nigga I'll cut you

>>368356804
Doesn't change that I have the superior TP waifu

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>>368356991
forgot pic

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>>368349521
posting superior smirk

>>368353370
Eggsbenedict Cucumberpatch looks better than her desu.

>>368349521

Why hire actual voice actors when you can just get celebs to promote your shit?

>>368357757
Because they are real actors and also double as publicity stunts.

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> When Natalie Dormer will be able to yell insults at you as a blue alien with huge tits

>>368349521
She looks awful. What the hell happened?
She was absolutely gorgeous in Game of Thrones and Elementary

>>368357863
Can you even read?

>>368358036
Sure can, can you speak english and not act like a passive aggressive bitch once people respond to what you just wrote?

>>368349521
>It's the last book in the series, the author died before it was finished.

You know some Bioware writer found out that Natalie was doing the voice and "cleverly" threw that line in.

>>368357505
Nice tits

white people are gross and get even grosser as they age

>>368351465
>Blah blah blah we made our characters ugly to make you feel better about yourself blah blah blah

>>368350213
wait what? you can't? SO much potential lost

>>368353382
Happened to so many good fantasy series / books at this point that I don't care. I'm immune to the pain at this point.

>>368349580
Probably had Bell's palsy at some point. Don't make fun.

>>368349521
Can't believe those are the only 6 party members for this game. Completely killed my hype.

>>368360172
Jamal! get of the computer! Your owner will be furious!

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>>368361103

Timmy, shouldn't you be in school?

>>368351943
What if Bethesda and Bioware teamed up to make some animations for a new game?

>>368350957
Lots of videogames and movies suffer from "Hire game of thrones people!"

Look at Destiny.

Also I like to imagine the conversaion they had to make her where that awkward N7 coat to film her doing lines.

>>368360172
It's a shame all black women look like camels, so their anti aging genetics are pointless

Why are the Asari all ugly now?

>>368349580
this

>>368349521
>things you hate in vidya
>no names "celebs" featured in games

>>368349521
who is this ??

>>368354738
salarians*

>>368362309
Bigtits McGee

>>368360945
The first had 6 too. ME2 had much more but the only reason that was a good thing was because it meant more loyalty missions and 3 went back to having around 6 too. I don't think it's a bad thing.

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>>368353663

What's the deal with devs spending most of their budget on celebs voicing their games nowadays? It was the same shit with Broken age, all the budget went into hiring one guy voicing shit.

Is it anyone that actually cares?

>>368362524
The number isn't the problem it's they are beyond generic and the humans are just plain ugly. At least that weird cat thing is different.

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>>368351962
Not really. He's either a millionaire, the most charming and funny man in history, hung like a horse or a cuck who lets her get blacked every weekend in exchange for the relationship. None of those things apply to me.

>>368349521
Mass Effect 3 was so bad they have to get celebrities to con people into buying their latest blunder.

>People on this board pre ordered Andromeda

>>368362524
>The first had 6 too.
The first one also released in fucking 2007.

>>368362612
Marketing. Half the budget of games those days is marketing and another ~40% is graphics and cutscenes (because those two things are easy to showoff and market).
The actual game is made with ~10% of the budget.

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>>368349521
>Natalie Dormer
Literally who?

Should I know who this ugly-faced slag is?

>>368364672
Martin Sheen, Seth Green, Carrie-Anne Moss, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keith David, Lance Henriksen... the series has always had famous actors doing voices, right from the original.

>>368365647
Lady Margerie from Game Of Thrones

And I don't give a fuck if I got that wrong.

Who?

>>368365864
Natalie Dormer

>>368365827
>Martin Sheen, Carrie-Anne Moss, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Lance Henriksen
Literally who.

>Freddie Prinze Jr.
He was in these games?

>>368365856
Again: Literally who?
>Watching shit adaptions of literally shit books

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>British accent
>Can't act
Every time

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>>368366048
>Martin Sheen, Carrie-Anne Moss, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Lance Henriksen
>Literally who.

WHY ISN'T SHE VOICING THE GIRL WITH THE HARDCORE PORN ACTRESS HAIRCUT
BIOWARE YOU IDIOTIC STUPID BASTARDS

>>368366048
Yeah, you're not fooling anybody by pretending not to know who Martin Sheen or Lance Henriksen are.

FPJ was Bulk McLargehuge in ME3.

>>368351138
when did she say that?

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>>368365864
The person whom you think is going to help your character in Game of Thrones, but accomplishes nothing.

>>368361103

>of

>>368351391
>acne scarring
>die cis scum hair
>that face
can anyone explain why people think she is attractive?

>>368366231
What girl?

>>368366191
>>368366232
I literally don't know those people by name.

>He was BIFF HARDCHEESE
Oh, right.

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>>368366530
This one.
As much as people want to say that it's SJWs who wear this haircut, hardcore porn actresses did it first because cleaning cum off their hair was hard.

>>368349521
DUDE GAME OF THRONES "STARS" IN EVERYTHING LMAO

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>>368366542
>I literally don't know those people by name.

>>368366584
does she have a name?

>>368367002
Cora Harper, she's the daughter of the Illusive Man.

>>368349521
she does look like an alien

>>368352375
Jesus, she could give a handjob with her forehead.

>>368366869
>Dude look at me I remember every Tom, Dick, and Harry that Hollywood shoves on to me LMAO!
You're proud of this, why?

>>368366584
How is a AAA developer so talentless?

>>368349521
Holy fuck. The trend for the last 5 years has been 'insert talentless GoT actor/actress into our product for Reddit money' hasn't it?

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Reminder than ME:A will have strong sexual content.

her face looks terrible and generic, just like mass effect

looking forward to shitposting about this one

and like the game, I don't have to watch it to get the full benefit

>>368351184
you are a cuck
if you were a real man you would say " I WANT TO FUCK HER" it's not " I WANT TO SEE HER GET FUCKED"

>>368367405
Yeah, some white male probably says that he like women.

>>368367769
I want to see her fall from grace and become some kind of slutty camgirl who takes vibrators in all her holes. No cuck shit there and it's slightly more likely to happen

>>368367035
Thanks that triggered me. I'll find her on my own

>>368367949
You mean the real girl?
Don't know who she is.

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>>368367769
>he doesn't want to watch Dormer get BLACKED

Only intelligent men can enjoy this fetish. Go back to your playpen.

>>368368197
>Coalburner that KISSES black men
Dropped.

>>368368305
More like: Will you marry me?

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>>368368197
>>368368305
Her husband was the director.

>>368368431
fucking hell why are more people like him appearing nowadays

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>>368368431
>>368368420

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>Sorry, that's the last book in the series. The author died before it was finished

>>368366584

It's actually her fucking face that annoys me, I personally don't mind the hair.

>>368364672
Everyone outside here gives no fucks about ME3's ending.

>>368368543
>fucking hell why are more people like him appearing nowadays

meme magic gone wrong

>>368371049
Fucking cuck porn is popular as hell now and BLACKED has exploded, all of the cuck meme spam has literally made BBC porn way more common popular. Mandingo also skyrocketed on pornhub recently.

>>368365338
So? KotOR was released in 2003 and had 9 party members. The amount of party members is completely irrelevant to when the game was made.

>>368372256
I guess /pol/ must be grateful their Trump memes didn't make Hillary president.

>>368351465
the humanoid characters in inquisition literally had the exact same bodies and different heads

>>368353370
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>>368357669
you guys are fucking hilarious
youre just SO 4chan

>>368366294
No one in the Game of Thrones game can help you accomplish anything. Mira's storyline has two endings which are literally decided in the last 5 minutes by one choice regardless of anything you have done previously. It's fun playing the game the second time and just being a complete cunt to everyone since it doesn't mean shit.

>>368372256
I wonder why and how you know this information

>>368367120
The fact that you don't know who Martin Sheen is tells us how underaged you are.

>>368374906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAb5ECg3g0M

>L-Look gamers! More trendy female actors from those poo culture shows you love! You'll buy our game now right?