Delivered as promised yesterday. Firmware version 1.0.0-A me

This better be dolphin porn

>>367908860
It's the Switch memory dump I got through the NVFLASH APX interface.
It has a bootloader mode.

>>367908860
I miss the old 4chan sometimes. No one uploads dolphin porn anymore.

>>367907102
post it on the vg homebrew thread

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>tfw switch gets hacked before it's even out

gonna decrypt this tonight
expect something by 5 pm tomorrow
might be able to crack some security here and find out what's possible as far as code injection goes

>>367907102
>posting with a screencap of the leak video instead of timestamping your actual console

Come on now anona

>>367913507
It's because he's bullshitting. Probably malware.

>>367907102
Useless. Even the 3DS before it had console-unique NAND encryption. Assuming your tiny-ass dump (NAND would have to be way, way larger, like 32GB) is legit, we have no way to decrypt it.

>>367907102
Why the fuck are you naming a zip file bin?

>lostboi.exe

>>367907102
>NVFLASH_APTX_NTDO/nintendo-info.txt
>NVFLASH_APTX_NTDO/index

Wait is this actually something real?

>>367913830
>>367907102
>>367913507
>lostboy

>>367909734
last month someone on /vg/ uploaded a drawing of a guy fucking a dolphin copied hundreds of times pretending it was danganronpa spoilers. it was low effort but worth a few keks.

>>367914351
>by studio ghibli

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>>367909734
Where do you live?

>>367914656
i just watched lostboy on youtube am i now haxed?

>>367914684
in a house

>>367907102
This is definitely something legit. I'm not sure what to make of it. You say it's a memory dump? Interesting.

>>367915153
That makes sense.

>>367915096
great vid saint

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>>367907102
>HURRR GUYS SWITCH IS NOT ANDROID GUYS
>gets dumped days before its out
Really fires those pulse canons.

>>367907102
Do you have any further details on what exactly you dumped? There are way too few strings for this to be a main memory dump.

>>367915810
This is probably an elaborate ruse.

>warning [dump.bin]: 1157466597 extra bytes at beginning or within zipfile

Where do you get off, uploading 1GB of shit just for a stupid troll?

neat

>>367909734
Wait until another big Denuvo game is cracked and people are begging for mega links.

>>367907102
I just downloaded this and now my mouse is emitting mustard gas