Zelda is CUTE

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>>366732007

>>366732007
I hate this Zelda

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>>366732228

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>>366732228
AAAAAAAAAAAHH CUTE! C U T E!!!

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>>366732343

>>366732007
>007
James, is it true that Zelder will be preggos?

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Girls are disgusting and the people that like them are even worse

>>366732343
Who the FUCK is that on the ground behind them?

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>>366732454

>>366732525
Link likes them though. See

>Skyward Sword
>the child timeline

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>>366732593
All games I don't care about

>>366732561

Sheikah

>>366732561

Looks like Impa taking a dirt nap.

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>>366732561
This guy.
The plot thickens

>>366732343
>*unsheathes*

>>366732343
damn shes you can JUST tell she wants it

Why isn't this zelda white?

>>366732007
Immediate impressions

30 hearts pretty much confirmed

Zelda was riding the white horse that looked a lot like the one from OoT

No quest markers or any markers were seen on the mini map

Zelda is a qt3.14

>>366732525
>dont like girsl but like a feminine boy
what kind of fag are you?

>>366732007
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>>366732228
moustache

>>366733003
She has Trump's skin color.
Are you implying the savious of America isn't white?

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>>366732454
what a trainwreak of an artstyle, jesus christ

>>366733071

I suspect they might be using the system from terraria or older games where enemies can take off 2-4 hearts on a regular basis in endgame with the best armor.

>OP says Zelda is cute
>She's actually ugly

What did OP mean by this?

>>366733098
Girls have horrible personalities
Being a woman is a mental illness desu

>>366732007
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>>366732454
She has that cute "girl next door" vibe going for her
I alwasy liked those Zeldas more then muh beauty Queens
SS Zelda still a best tho

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>>366732007

>>366732684
That's every 3D Zelda except Wind Waker senpai.

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>>366732007
cuteeeeee

>>366733313
Link never gets with Zelda in those though
The closest he ever gets with her is in Zelda 2 where she kisses him
Saving someone doesn't mean you want to fuck them

>>366733174

The environments are quite jarring. And the character designs are too animu for my tastes. But it really could be a lot worse.

A trainwreck of an artstyle is still better than virtually no art style at all, like what's still happening with most AAA multiplats.

>West draws a manfaced lady
>/v/ hates it

>Japan draws a manfaced lady
>/v/ loves it

>>366733515
Not what I was getting at. Going off his original statement

>SS Link got with Zelda
>OOT/MM Link fucked a grill
>TP Link is the result of fucking grill

>>366733197
Either way, maybe I am just being dramatic, but it is a huge break from convention. Every game in the series up until now has had 20

>>366732343

>There is an unsmashed barrel in the background

THIS IS NOT GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE

I've just finished Pokémon Sun and I now see why the internet collectively waifufags about Lillie. If BOTW has a similar personality and manages to invoke the same feelings in the players, I'm expecting her to get that reception too.

>>366732007
>lots of Zelda
What if Link is only the Tanker chapter?

>>366733665
>b-b-but guys I saw a fan theory that says link had kids with zelda!!!!
Lol go home matpat

>>366733515
Skyward Sword its implied you breed with Zelda

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>>366733705
DELETE YOUR POST RIGHT NOW
IF IT HAPPENS I WILL PERSONALLY MARCH DOWN TO THE NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS AND petition them to redo it
AND BASH AONUMAS FUCKING SKULL IN

>>366733663
>hating thicc brows
How's life as a homosexual

>>366733727
Where do you get this idea that I'm saying he got with Zelda in any of them outside Skyward Sword? OOT Link fucked an unspecified woman unless you think he can impregnate a man.

>>366733670
>Every game in the series up until now has had 20
Zelda 1, the Oracles and the DS Zeldas had 16, Link's Awakening had 14.

>>366733174
XDDD good one! Its a good thing you guys come into a thread you dont like to whine about a game you wont buy, or else you'd have to kill yourself out of sheer boredom!

>>366733874
Zelda 2 ends with them kissing

>>366733663
That face is way too round and animu to be manface.

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I can't believe that I'm buying another nintendo console

>>366732007
Too bad the switch is an underpowered piece of shit

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>>366734236
Yep, the second they confirmed handheld development will also switch to the switch i was all strapped in.

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>that face line
why are they making Link more disgusting?

>>366734007

Whatever you say, weeb.

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>>366734645
Isn't the anime stereotype that they can't even give men manfaces?

>>366734371
>>366734236

I can't believe nintendo got me to pre-order another console.

If HD Rumble is truly as it claims to be and Senran Kagura dev comes through and makes porn, I will die alone and happy.

>>366733943
I don't have to buy something to shit on it you stupid fucking shill.

>>366734674
Porygon will give a terrible reivew because of objetification, just wait

>>366732562
Is that actually Epona?

zelda is really cute in botw, and looks so sweet and kind. I wonder if they'll make her like SS zelda who actually has a crush on link but let her have him

>>366732007
M'LADY: THE GAME

>>366733892
Really? Shit, I need to replay them. Still, 30 is a huge leap forward as opposed to less hearts. Literally a 50% increase

So, lets assume that they do 4 pieces of heart per container. Lets also assume that you get one full container after each boss and that there are only the 4 mechs that were revealed to be dungeons today (still feel that there will be more; remember TP where the box literally said there were less than half the amount of dungeons in the actual game). That puts us at 7 full hearts and 92 pieces of heart to get. This huge amount alone leads me to believe that there will be more than 4 dungeons. Lets say after beating the beasts we have to reclaim the pillars, of which there are 6. These 6 new containers would get us to need a whopping 24 less containers. 68 is still a huge amount but not as huge as 92.

The question is where do we get the pieces. At first I thought that you could trade spirit orbs in for them but now I am less sure. I think game informer said something about trading those for items, and we already saw you trade 4 for the paraglider, so that makes sense. So I think instead that we get them for sidequests, like MM, maybe with a few hidden about depending on whether or not there are more than 4 bosses.

Regardless, that is meaningful content (in my eyes at least) that can make the world worthwhile to traverse. It also begs the question of what the items you get for trading in the orbs are. I bet (hope) it will be traditional items like the grappling hook which aren't required but make certain aspects of the game, like climbing, easier. Especially since we can see all of Link's gear on him (like his bows and quiver), I would love to see Link with the grappling hook over his shoulder and a boomerang sticking out of his belt.

I'm so fucking pumped for this game. The dungeons actually looked really good in the screens we got today

>>366733515
You're telling me a young hot blooded male would go through all that shit to save a beautiful young woman and NOT fuck her?

>>366732007
>Nobody in this thread noticed Link was holding the Master Sword, and it wasn't all old and beaten up like in the promotions.

>>366734956
Which is too bad because the emotion we've seen in the trailer and her increased role is actually really promising for her character. Humanization leads to the best characters. Characters that are mary sues are boring and no one likes them. Characters with flaws and with emotions are the best characters. Salieri from Amadeus is probably my favorite character from film because he has those flaws, those glaring weaknesses that leave him exposed and allow you to relate to him on some level.

But because she cries and she is a princess she will be a "damsel in distress" and will represent oppression somehow

Also, FUCK CAPTCHA WITH STREET NUMBERS WHERE YOU HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING UNTIL THEY ALL DISAPPEAR

>>366732007
One pair of big eyebrows. One pair of tiny ones.

>>366736136
To be fair, we don't even know if there are heart containers/pieces in the game in the usual sense. Maybe you get full heart increments whenever you complete a set number of shrines, signifying you becoming more experienced instead. I'm saying this because we know you'll be able to increase the stamina gauge as well, and I'm not sure they'd do that through an item analogous to heart containers. Since they also eschewed hearts and rupees you could find in the wild in previous games, maybe they decided to take a more realistic approach and have health/stamina upgrades be "experience"-based rather than depending on a magical item.

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>>366736538
>Also, FUCK CAPTCHA WITH STREET NUMBERS WHERE YOU HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING UNTIL THEY ALL DISAPPEAR
I hate captchas so much.

>>366732525
If not for people liking girls you wouldn't exist.

>>366732454
>>366732562
>Zelda isn't riding side-saddle

R U I N E D
U
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N
E
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>>366736538
>>366736718
Switch to legacy captchas you doofuses.

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>>366734371
What I'd give for another true Wario game...

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>>366736538
Switch to legacy captcha, stupid.

>>366732007

I want to buy this less and less everyday because you shitpost

>HAVE WE WITNESSED PERFECTION

every 6 hours.

I want to kiss Zelda's eyebrows.

>>366736715
Hmm, interesting

So, there are what, 120 shrines? I'll calculate for both 27 hearts and 23 hearts for the dungeon theory. We know that we complete 4 shrines and don't get the heart (the ones on the great plateau) so that means 116 shrines. If it was based on 23 it doesn't round perfectly but that would be a heart every 5.04 shrines, for 27 it would be once every 4.3 shrines. Not saying you're wrong or I'm right but it doesn't seem likely. Then again, you have a good point in that how we find rupees is different. I would really like stamina to be experience based though, and do think that is how it will be.

>>366737035
So, have we, anon?

>>366736906
>been on this site for literally a decade
>never fucking thought of using legacy

I feel like such a fucking retard

>>366736538
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>>366736989
>filling out captchas

:^)

where's the ass fanart?

>>366737404
>paying money to shitpost

>>366737163
By the way, let's not forget to take yellow hearts into account. They're extra one-use hearts that can be added to your health meter by doing things like eating specific food items you've cooked or sleeping in rooms in stables (the more you pay to upgrade the bed, the more yellow hearts get added) and disappear for good once you get hit and lose them. I don't know what the cap for those is, but you might be able to break the cap of red hearts even once you've fully upgraded your health, if just temporarily. So there might technically be even more than 30 hearts.

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>>366737510
>he doesn't post on /vip/

>>366737510
>that one week where gook moot made shitposting pay2win by having the dated signatures at the bottom of pass user posts

>>366732343
Great, another game where a male Link has to save/protect Zelda. Fuck's sake, they should have given us a gender option. They lost me on this

>>366737792
They didn't even put in dual audio, what makes you think they put the effort into making Linkle real.

>>366737625
I was thinking about the bed thing when I read it earlier. This would be a good feature to be able to take with you via a tent or maybe (really hoping here) player housing

Player housing would be perfect in this game.

>rupee sink
>limited storage space so you can set things down in your house to store them there

Imagine having to buy a house for thousands of rupees (in some gameplay footage we saw 4k+ rupees in the wallet) and then have upgrade-able furniture like better beds or a deluxe cooking pot that makes better food.

Or a fucking farm where you can plant and grow ingredients, keep your horse, and even raise animals for food

I know none of this will be in the game but a man can hope

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the master sword can fucking break

>>366737985
>wanting Linkle outside of HW

Please, no.

>>366732343
>That braindead look on her face
Are we protecting her because she's retarded this time around?

>>366737792
What would that change, Anita?

>>366738196
She should be in smash.

>>366732007
>nintendo switchi

why are japs so cute?

>>366738154
POST MORE GWENPOOL

>>366732454
>horseback riding
No hymen confirmed.

>>366738154
>busted master sword on cover
>busted in just about every shot of it in the trailers

I bet you it will just power down like Wind Waker.

>>366732007
Uggh, looks like she has two pairs of eyebrows. DROPPED.

>>366738056
I know, a house would be amazing, especially as an easy way to sink money and crafting items into without needing to come up with something related to the main gameplay and that players would likely care about anyway. Unfortunately, they would've already talked about it if something like that was in the game I'm afraid.

>>366738154
>the blade breaking means Fi's legs get amputated
Harsh.

>>366738325
only pic i have

>>366732409
get laid, faggot.

>>366738154
>implying it doesnt have stupidly high durability

>>366732561
A member of the covert strike force, Hakeihs

>>366732007
I'm still amazed that Nintendo managed to make an uglier Zelda than Skyward Sword Zelda. Maybe next game they will make her obese just to raise the bar.

>>366736752
That's because she's not wearing a dress, you goob.

Is this the ugliest Zelda made so far?

I don't even find this Zelda remotely attractive.

>>366733301
Whats wrong with her mouth, why does her hair look like playdough

>>366736538
>>366736718
Wait what, I always thought it was a glitch when that happens so I always reload the page

>>366738154
What I imagine to be the case is that you "restore" it and if you use it too much it gets rusted and busted (like your mom's vagina) and you have to restore it again. When in the "broken" state it will either go to the key items slot or do a lot less damage

>>366732562
NOW GO, LET THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD™ COME BACK TO LIFE!

>>366738270
Fuck off, I'm not an SJW. I just want them to stop the sexist man saves princess shit, it's so fucking old in Zelda games. More of Majora's Mask/Link's Awakening please

>>366732007
I like how this 40 year old dude is playing switch in the back seat of the car while presumably his parents are driving him somewhere.
Nintoddlers...

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>>366738526
SS Zelda is an acquired taste

but yeah this new one is ugly

>>366738526
>>366738668
How is she ugly? She would look better without the Trump skin tone for sure, but otherwise she looks like a top tier qt.

>>366738779
I'm taking the bait

>what is a car pool

>>366738730
No, those are shit, as are click the wheels. The inverted colors numbers one from a few years back was impossible for me if I took too much benadryl. The ones where you have to outline the signs is kind of fun though

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>>366732007
This commercial actually dispels one of my fears with the Switch. I thought it would be very rigid in how you need to dock and undock it, like directly up and directly down, but it seems pretty accepting any which way.

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>>366732809
>sheikah
>inverted

>>366738441
They hadn't talked about you being able to sleep in inns, being able to manipulate dungeon layouts with yout slate, how different shields have different snowboarding speeds until now, so there's faint hope

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>>366733174

>muh gritty realism

>>366738757
you sound like a sjw

>>366733227
No you're just a faggot

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>>366738810

Remember SS LInk tapped this.

>>366732454
Hyrule is a big place. I expect you to become quite familiar with those binoculars as you plan your next move. Where and how you make it, well that's up to you.

>>366732007
Ugliest zelda yet. Skyward sword Zelda is the cutest

>>366739027
Point taken.

>>366732809
Which trailer is this one from?

>>366739465
The Switch reveal one IIRC

>>366738154
source?

Is this information from that GameInformer video because I don't intend on watching that shit

>>366739248
wew lad

>>366739570
Yes. In their interview with Aonuma he said that there is no unbreakable equipment in the game.

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I hope she will have this look for a big portion of the game. The hairstyle she has in that blue outfit is just yuck.

>>366739248
>they did it right on top of the goddess statue at the end
Then Link accidentally fell off and snapped his neck due to being naked and not carrying the sailcloth at the time, but at least he died happy.

>>366732007
What a cute Princess Zelda.

>>366739754
her eyes look really bad

>>366739154
Go back to your Donald Drumpft body pillow, manbaby.

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>>366739674
Neat.

>>366739154
>disliking sexism is being an SJW
Fucking neckbeard

>>366739465
Switch reveal, around 1:53
https://youtu.be/zw47_q9wbBE?t=110

>>366739754
In the trailer she says that everything she did was for nothing, so this face just looks like "FUUUUUCK NOT AGAIN!".

>>366739354
For fuck's sake

>>366739846
You are on a literal site for neckbeards.

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>>366737792
>>366738757
>>366739841

>>366732007
I love Zelda! She's the cutest and the best! The best ever! A cute princess Zelda! Yes! She's very cute and very feminine! She sounds like a proper lady and a proper princess! Very cute! She even knows how to cry! Cries like a princess in english! Not a robot! Doesn't cry like a baby! Ladylike! Dresses like a princess! Very modest! Cute turtleneck! Cutie patootie! Cute hairclips! Knows how to accessorize! Fashionable! Fingerless gloves for warmth and dexterity! Plans ahead! Not short sighted! Holds the triforce of wisdom! Smartypants! Yes! Cute with brains! Brains behind her forehead! Cute forehead! Cute eyebrows! Pointy ears! Cute pointy ears! Cute golden hair! Cute hairstyle! She is very lovely! I love her!!!!!

>>366732454
Perfect hips
Perfect thighs
Perfect tits

Perfect fuck you, I like her.

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>>366740068

Even Link looks more like a girl than Zelda in this game...

>>366736938
I do not like this

>>366740068
i dunno if this is adorable or autistic.

>>366733951
It's also the very first time that Zelda saw that Link, so I doubt it was that romantic.
Remember Zelda 2 is not Zelda 1 Zelda.

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>>366734587
he was perfect

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>>366740535
The two aren't mutually exclusive

>>366736521
Flashback?

She's pretty generic desu

Although I do approve of the thick eyebrows

>>366738779
>he doesn't take uber

>>366732454

>riding horses with zelda

I need this game

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>>366732454
I love seeing lovers going for a horsie rides.

>>366734932
>being this assblasted that you have to shitpost on every BotW thread.
Q

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>>366738740
literally

>>366733665
Didn't OoT/MM Link marry Malon?

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>>366734236

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>>366733174
>>366733621
>looks at video
Wow, looks pretty neat actually. Why does /v/ say it's ugly?
>looks at jpgs
>Screenshots from a video with obvious image degradation
>/v/ unironically thinks it'll look like this
Really fires up your neurons

>>366738278
>She should be smashed

You are correct.

>>366732343
FUCKING CIS MALE SCUM
WOMEN CAN HOLD SWORDS TOO YOU KNOW
HAVENT ANY OF YOU FUCKS WATCHED GAME OF THRONES?

GIRLS CAN CONTROL DRAGONS OK?

>>366741971
What?

>>366741542
That's headcanon, based on hints sure, but no conclusive evidence. We can only surely say he married a (human/Hylian) girl.

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>>366742058
Just making a joke anon

>>366736538

Zelda BLACKED when?

>>366740605

sauce me up sempai

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>>366741542
>>366742121
>OOT Link marrying anything
He lived and died like a retard

I hate this Zelda. She's ugly as shit and yet because she's super waifish waifufags are falling all over themselves for her. Literally Lillie 2.0. I wish you would all kill yourselves.

>>366739754
When did zelda become a goron?

>>366742392
pretty sure he had descendents.

The most virgin thread on /v/

>>366732007
Looks like an ime. Fucking ugly.

You guys should just admit you like prepubescent boys.

>>366734236

nintendo still makes enough 1st party games over a system's lifetime to warrant a purchase, barely though

>>366739846

>thinking saving a princess is "sexism"

>>366742728

we like girls and boys Anon

>>366732343
They look more related than ever

>>366742762
I wouldn't be so sure son. I love my Wii U but trying to look at it objectively half of Nintendo releases were subpar and the console was really only really worth it for Smash and Mario Kart. If it wasn't for Bayo 2 and W101 I would have sold it at the time.

I still remember when I got mine, I was hyped for Zelda and a proper 3D Mario and look where we are now. Nintendo would rather make shitty mobile games than work on proper video games.

My suggestion if you are a Nintendo fag is to just go emulate the Gamecube. Nothing will ever top that library.

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>>366732007
I want to rub her eyebrows.

Do you think she has a hairy pussy, too?

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>>366739354

>>366732409
jesus christ, shut the fuck up.

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>>366732007
>>366732562
You are being straight up lied to and you are still going to buy this shit

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>>366732562
This is truly loving, adorable, and inspirational. Fuck this negative, fat neck bearded contrairian I LOVE TO SHIT ON EVERYTHING board :) I will buy this game day 1. Hate me now you fat fucking virgins :) not even mad ;)

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>>366732007
Anyone notice how the colors look fine in this ad instead of how washed out they look in all the other trailers?

>>366744219
Noooo I hate my life so I must shit all over your happiness

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EMBRACE THE BROWS

>>366743443
I agree with the other anon, but I exclude the WiiU. I don't buy a Nintendo console until it at least gets a Zelda title. Since the Switch will have it, I have no reason to get a WiiU.

can we just have a game where Zelda gets fucked, preferably in the ass

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EMBRACE THE BROWS

I guarantee that Zelda is actually your sister in this game.

>>366746487
>>>/vg/167712410

>>366746620
I kind of hope so. All of the waifufags would be so btfo by this. Would raise the question of why she got the ugly genes though.

>>366732007

I didn't like her new design at first but now I finally realize she's a cutie

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>>366746501
>No pokemon stars in 2017 column.

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>>366746579
I want to lick them

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EMBRACE THE BROWS

>>366734932
Nope but it makes you a literal child.

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>>366732562
Wait just a goddamn minute....

>>366746724

jokes on you incest is my fetish

>>366738757
Japan isn't brainwashed like you Western libs, anon.

>>366738757
You can no longer save a woman if you have a penis or it's sexist. Good to know

EMBRACE THE BROWS

>>366746501
>This is looking to be by far the worst Zelda game

Trying way too hard there.

>>366743725
yes, but the hair patches form a triforce

>>366747348
that image all but removed the brows though

>>366732562
WHY IS THERE A STATUE OF MOTHERFUCKING EPONA?!?!?!?!

This 60 fps commercial is 40 fps over what you'll actually be seeing in game.

>>366739841
>"I'm not an SJW"
>be an SJW in every form imaginable

Really jogs the noggin

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>>366747348
>thin brows
FUCKED IT UP. MUST DELETE.
>>366747472
I KNOW.

EMBRACE THE BROWS

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>>366733621
>And the character designs are too animu for my tastes.
Still better than Xenoblade 2

>>366738154
well they said this game happens after OOT

and you have to fix the mastersword on LTTP

and LTTP happens in the hero is defeated time line

and this link is showed to be all fucked in the switch presentation trailer

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>>366732343
nigga she is fucking SOAKED right now

>>366739846
there is nothing wrong with being sexist

its 2017, stop being misoginophobic

i have the right to hate woman if i want to hate woman

>>366732343
i want to cum on her face while link watches

why does Nintendo always make Link cuter than Zelda?

>>366748068

no, no ntr in my zelda, only nintendo princess I support ntr on is Peach.

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>>366732007
>>366732042
>>366732139
>>366732228
>>366732343
I SHALL MAKE A WEBM OF THIS SCENE IN REVERSE. IN THE MEANTIME, EMBRACE THE BROWS.

>>366739354
NOW GO
LET THE LEGEND (of Zelda) COME BACK TO LIFE

>>366748125

for the yaoi fuckboy doujins of course

>>366733705
Tanker chapter?

I just read this entire thread, and holy fuck the PS2 is older than most of you.

>>366748306
In MGS2, you played as Snake for the first section of the game, on the Tanker. It's a bait and switch because they were afraid that playing as a new person would drive away the original player base.

>>366740308
The one that hatched was the only one that had been fertilized, or if all had been fertilized then obviously the other two self terminated long before hatching.

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>zelda in OoT: ugly as fuck
>zelda in WW: looks like a midget and was originally a pirate, not pure
>zelda in TP: terrible hairstyle
>zelda in SS: she looks retarded
>zelda in BotW: eyebrows

Why DO they make Link look cuter and better than Zelda?

>>366733071
we know theres foodshit to temporarily add extra hearts, so no.

probably goes up to 20 still.

>>366748334

nah zelda fans are usually the older people on /v/ because a lot of this fandom is nostalgia based.

>>366732007

Don't know how this is passing as acceptable. Skyward Sword has better visuals and thats a fucking Wii, not Wii U, a fucking Wii game.

>>366739754
>disliking braids
Absolutely plebian.

>>366748575

link is a midget in WW too, don't see how that's a valid point if you're comparing the looks of the two.

>>366748613
The first row is 15 hearts long, it stands to reason the second row can be completely filled out with any food benefit providing some sort of defense like the white outline in previous games did

>>366748694
I don't know man, it looks pretty good if you ask me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=310PF8ctRTM&t=531s

>>366748575
OoT Zelda was fairly pretty, WW Zelda was cute, TP Zelda was the most beautiful she's ever been and SS Zelda...ok you got me there. Coincidentally both SS Zelda and BOTW Zelda are waifubait. Apparently being waifubait means being plain. I guess someone t hat looks like TP Zelda or HW Zelda is too intimidating.

>>366748694
>Skyward Sword has better visuals

no it doesn't, art-style was shit compared to BotW.

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>>366748784
WW Link is the worst Link, but unlike WW Zelda he's pure.

>>366748863
it probably made more sense to them to have two rows instead of a potential 3rd row after 20 hearts + foodbuff

>>366748902

TP Zelda is beautiful but not cute, BotW Zelda is cute.

>>366748432
I bet Link turns out to be a Tanker chapter and you can beat the game with him but only with a minimum number of hearts,and that's the canon ending to the game.

>>366749105
I already stated that they wouldn't need the third row if the foodbuff just added a defensive rating to the already existing hearts, like the final great fairy defensive power in OoT.

>>366749125
BOTW Zelda even being cute is debatable. Besides, beauty > hotness > cuteness.

Cuteness also attracts the worst type of people, and isn't so much about appearance as it is demeanor.

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>>366737404
>literally fell for 4chan gold

>>366749248
who's to say there already isn't a double defense upgrade - they've been in every zelda since their inception afterall.

They've already shown that extra temporary hearts are yellow, full hearts.

When I see commercials like this, it so makes wish I was Japanese.

>>366749492
I don't remember them in TP or SS. Shit, I don't even remember them in WW but I may be wrong.

Look, I just hope I am right because it would trigger my autism if the rows weren't lined up. Also, it would seem like having a set amount, say 5 or 10, hearts left to be filled in would be pretty arbitrary. I am fairly confident there is food that can give you more than 10 yellow hearts, and even if not, there is food that gives 7 which has been seen, and if that combined with either other similar food or the beds is used, what is to say it won't be over 10. It would seem easier to have the cap be 30 once you max out as first, it seems less arbitrary since it will be filling out an already existing meter, and second it would be excessive to stockpile so many extra hearts at that stage anyway

>>366748228
Forward. I'll make it a reverse GIF since video compression doesn't work that way.

>>366750414
just do it!

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>>366750414
>VP9 not supported
Dammit, 4chan.

EMBRACE THE BROWS

>>366732228

Only a delusional Nintendo fanboy would find this face cute, Jesus Christ just fucking look at it.

Idk what the fuck they were thinking, Wind Waker looked better than this game.

>>366738757
you used the word sexist in a derogatory manner you're a SJW

>>366732007
can I kill her and take her triforce?

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>>366746501
no, Bernie supporters are.

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>>366746501

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I found out how to replicate the 'switch' sound.

Snap with both your fingers, one near your ear, the other at arm's length.

>>366751556
I mean snap your fingers with both of your hands.

>>366732454
NOW GO

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>>366751556
>tfw can't snap fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nkwTAvuAoc

>we played through a dungeon
This was my biggest concern, that there weren't any dungeons and instead there'd just be shrines. Who else /hypedformonthofgameinformercoverage/ ITT?

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>>366751556
>tfw can only snap with one finger

>>366732007
is this really the only game the console has

lmao

>>366751765
>>366752015
i am truley sorry for your lots.

I mean the switch is obviously a snapping sound, but it doesn't quite hit that same tone unless you have the snap nearby and farther away.

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>>366751556
>not calling it the Nintendo Snap

>>366751884
There's four dungeons, each of them is one of the four gigantic guardians (camel, bird, lizard and what looks like an elephant) found in the Gerudo desert, roaming the sky, on Death Mountain and in the Zora bay respectively. It seems like each of them is corrupted and it's your job to uncorrupt them so one of your four allies can take control of them (respectively the Gerudo girl, Reebal, Darkel and Mifa) possibly to help you in the final battle/weaken Calamity Ganon.

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>>366752316
>respectively
>elephant
>zoras

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>>366750672
I hate re-encoding lossy compression so I just snipped from the only available VP8 file. Embrace the brows.

>>366732343
nice brown ugly background.

>>366748575
>not liking thick eyebrows

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>>366752392
It could be a weird octopus in a shell with only one tentacle out but it really, REALLY looks like an elephant.

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>>366748270
god damn my sides

>>366752623
Definately an elephant. Maybe it will use it's trunk to drain the Zora area of it's water or something.

>>366752397
I love how she re-positions her hand to get a better view of Link's ass.

>>366740559
That Zelda is the Zelda 1 Zelda's great(continue) aunt. That's the Zelda Link marries.

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>>366732007
If I hadn't already preordered, I would now.

>>366732007
I really hope we get to actually travel with Zelda at some point. If not her, then any of the characters in the trailer. BotW could learn a thing or two from Ico.

>>366732007
Zelda should be sexualized.

>>366753456
Hard to sexualize someone that looks like that. That was probably their intention, to make her homely enough for that. It won't work but it was obviously an effort.

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>>366753456
What's that? Sexualize Zelda, you say?

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>>366747120
BAKANA

Giving link earring's is the faggiest thing nintendo has ever done. Who ever thought that was cool? Jesus Christ.

>>366752935
Did LoZ Zelda get cucked out of the throne?

>>366747120

Motherfucker.

>>366752623
The top left is an elephant, it's just upside down.

>>366732007
I notice a lot of sun glare. I hope not a lot of it is in the game and cutscenes. A lot of apocalyptic shit I've seen in shows does this for some reason and if usually fails.

>>366755431
>for some reason

It's trying to give you the same feel as that time of day and/or sunset. It's a visual metaphor.

>>366746501
What's the issue with Odyssey? And is there even enough info for Xenoblade to instantly say "BLUNDER OF THE YEAR XD"

>>366755665
It's clearly a troll. It's pretending the best selling Pokemon game ever is somehow a blunder, it's pretending BotW doesn't look amazing, and it's pretending Odyssey and Xenoblade 2 don't look great AND are both being delayed to 2018, when they are both 100% confirmed by Nintendo for 2017.

>>366732007
Wow, this footage looks tons better than recorded gameplay.

>>366741542
>>366742121
All the hints are there but it makes the most sense. Link in TP grew up on a farm, his horse was already named Epona, he was already an accomplished rider, etc etc etc.

I'm willing to bet he settled down with Malon.

>>366748575
>BOTW Zelda
>Eyebrows
And a shitload of scots-irish genetics. Gat dayum she's a beauty.

>>366752316
Going off of this, it seems as if there is a substantial pre-dungeon area before cleansing the mechs. It wasn't expanded upon further but it made me think of MM instantly, which is welcome relief for me as I loved the setup in that game.

Pure speculation time. I don't think the mechs will be the only dungeons. Those deal directly with cleansing them personally of calamity. There is still the entire quest of fixing the master sword, and there are still the pillars (of which there are at least 5) around the castle. I think the two are related and in cleansing the pillars you will go through an additional dungeon for each. Perhaps there will be more for the sword, don't know. I know most of what they said is that there are 4 dungeons but didn't the back of the TP box say there were 3 dungeons? Seems to me similar to TP in a way here; you have different groups of dungeons connected with different missions (getting the fused shadow, getting the mirror shards)

>>366756116
Yes, the box for TP claimed 3 dungeons as to not spoil the "twist".

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>>366732007
YOSH!

>>366756116
Like you said, even If the beasts are the "main" dungeons, it doesn't factor in all the dungeon like areas that are present in the overworld like Death Mountain. Past games have had stuff like Ikana valley or The Well.

>>366755973
This will get shippers to reeee at you and for Malonfags to get out because of centuries passing by. Even though Nabooru and Ruto aren't necessarily compatible and never met him in the child timeline. Saria is eternal loli and Zelda is established royalty who doesn't remember most of Link's deeds. Even if all that leaves is Malon they would rather it be a literally who.

>>366734371
>the second they confirmed handheld development will also switch to the switch i was all strapped in.
wait, what

>>366756492
It could also be Zelda, since that's the standard and the mangas always go with that. Saria wasn't really a 'loli' strictly speaking, and who knows what else. But Malonfags refuse to believe that he could possibly be with anyone but Malon.

Malonfags are, simply put, the worst part of the Zelda fanbase along with Impnafags and SS Zeldafags. BOTW Zeldafags are up there now.

>>366756492
Yeah, can't remember where but I remember seeing a map of death mountain and it definitely had some interesting layout going on

Also, there are a lot of cool mini-dungeon looking areas I've noticed that aren't shrines, like the Colosseum looking structure near the great plateau

zelda is pretty cute in this game, I hope we get the option to impregnate her in the game.

>>366756859
>SS Zeldafags

I've seen Imp Midna, but not much of this. What do they do?

>>366757112
Well I guess they aren't around as much anymore, but back when SS was out they were everywhere here. BOTW Zeldafags are basically SS Zeldafags 2.0.

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>>366756620
botw is going to be max comfy at times.

>>366756859
Even TP? I know the manga take some liberties, in some quite a few, but that Link and Zelda were just acquaintances.

>>366748902
HW Zelda is an easy 9/10.

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>>366752397
EMBRACE THE BROWS

>>366757761
I was only talking about OoT.

>>366757901
Where did that extra point go?

>>366757974
She getting turned on?

Why does she have four eyebrows?

>>366758148
One pair is an attempt at eyelids that fit the art style.

>>366758196
but they don't move when she blinks

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>>366733461
>All porn of the adult Yotsuba girls is rape or cheating
>Even when its implyed the dad of Ena Fuuka and Asagi is good at sex
>They will give Fuuka a boyfriend she doesnt have just so she can cheat on him

Can I just get vanilla?

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This is pleasing to my cock.

>>366758291
That's the border which is meant to define where they end and where they begin. Anyway it's a 2D thing that they thought would be an excellent idea to bring into 3D. Japs really do not like making compromise on their animu and this is why their 3DCG anime is uncanny as shit a lot of the time.

>>366758346
If you somehow missed this, then here you go.

https://exhentai.org/g/25597/0e9300f2e5/

>>366758148
EVERY THREAD

>>366758148
just noticed this. what the fuck?

>>366758579
>Only one

I am still mad

>>366732593
don't forget hyrule warriors in which link retroactively and canonically fucks zelda every time he reincarnates

>>366758051
It's a safety point, nobody gets a 10/10.

>>366758956
Lana got cucked hard.

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>>366758126
ABSOLUTELY

>YOU DAMN PERVVVVVFTTTMM MMMNNM

SHUT UP, ZELDA!

>>366758579
Fun fact, this doujin was drawn by the artist who currently does the Railgun manga.

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>>366759554
>Tfw on phone with so I cant stop sad panda

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>>366732343
>>366732454
>master sword
KYS SPOILER SPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>366759628
>cant stop sad panda
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP BABY

>>366759660
they've been showing it prominently in all the recent trailers

>>366738154
the master sword is inconsistent as fuck. sometimes it's fine from the getgo, sometimes it needs more power, sometimes it's busted, sometimes it's in the temple of time, sometimes it's in the lost woods, it's been powered up by tempering a dozen times, it was forged by the people, it was forged by the sages, it was forged by the goddess hylia, it was forged from the hero sword, etc etc

zelda lore is slapdash and inconsistent

>>366759684
ERRYBOOOOODY

>>366759749
All of that can be consistent with the passage of time with the consistent element being that despite its nature it isn't eternal.

>>366759628
>people still don't know how to properly get past sadpanda

>>366759628
>saving a thumbnail
Kill yourself phoneposter.

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>>366760004
>he's on his phone, not on his computer
>so he can't get past sadpanda on his phone unless he waits a day or two
Makes sense to me.

>>366742250

Sauce on this semen demon?

>>366760127
Why would he have to wait? You only need to I'm not spoonfeeding, but you shouldn't have to wait several days.

>>366738738
>it gets rusted and busted (like your mom's vagina)
was that really necessary