What do
>>363050254
Send him the password, dumbass. Do you want to be terminated forever?
>>363050348
You mean "termination" forever?
>>363050651
Yes. The Micro's Fot database got OJ spilled all on it, just send in your shit already.
-Terry Crews
>>363050254
>>363050254
>Zone: Recreation
>>363050254
Fuck this is ancient
>>363050254
>if u ignore ur account will be termination forever
you better do what he says, OP
>>363051193
>shut yo bitch ass up
top kek
>Work for comcast
>Get call from lady who says she got an email "from us"
>Said email asked her to enter her account followed by opening an attachment in the email
>Tell her to delete that shit
>"Well I already opened it"
>Basically tell her she's screwed and better call her computer repair peeps and get a credit block
>>363051193
>>363051092
post more
>>363051193
>Shut yo bitch ass up
Niggers. Every time.
>>363050254
with how jaded i am these days i would probably actually report the guy. drink a cup of coffee and take a nap.
>>363051193
>>363051092
They must fool some people, but who?
>>363052272
It got so bad we have mandatory steamguard to use any of steam's features now.
>>363052272
Children, which is why mobile authentication and trade holds are a thing now.
>>363051193
How you get blue text?
>>363052904
Clearly by being an admin
>>363051634
I'm actually legitimately sad that the Xbox Live Enforcement Team forums were closed.
It was like a yearly tradition to check it once and laugh my ass off.
I was crushed to see it gone.
>>363050254
Type up a response with excellent grammar stating that I work for the NSA and state that I will find out who he is then get in contact with his parents if he does not shut down his account and then say that I would be reporting his fraudulent message to microsoft.
Then do neither of course.Alternatively I'd say "[email protected]"
>>363053507
BLACK PEOPLE
OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
>>363052904
you used to be able to do /me but they removed it because people actually fell for scammers using it to pretend being steam
>Shut up you Windmill, your just a hater , I'm going to get my friend to hack you with his iPad mini
>>363051075
did those zones actually do anything?
>>363054563
>>363055085
They just served to tell others how much of a fag you were depending on what you chose
Does anybody have 'and several am radio stations'
>>363055291
>>363055431
thanks mate, I chuckled
>>363055431
I love this one
posting a classic
>>363054563
>>363055135
>>363055431
>>363055552
>>363055846
fucking kek, i'm crying
>>363053753
Post more like this.
>>363054563
Sastans?
>>363056719
Sustains
>>363057248
>the guilty pay the price +tax
>>363057045
Wqt
>>363056719
I wish I'd have known better back then and saved more of the hate mail I got, some of it was real gold. If Xbox Live is good at one thing, it's offering a near endless supply of mad dipshits to laugh at.
>>363055431
It's the Durant profile pic that brings it all together.
man why aren't pc gamers capable of these top tier bants?
>>363058210
There should be some good ones with GFWLRip ;_;
>>363055846
i loved that episode of the boondocks.
>>363050254
>Tfw got over $200 xbox cash and a year of live by scamming people over xbox
>Never got caught either
It's fucking hard to believe the amount of people who both believed I was selling exclusive preorder bonuses, and the amount who were willing to pay $20 a pop in advance for it.
Honestly amazed nothing happened to my account, and I still use the same one to this day
>>363053753
Same
It was always hilarious
>>363058210
Nobody is capable anymore, MS/Sony ban you for any offensive messages so this shit will never happen again.
>>363057248
>the guilty pay the price +tax
>>363055220
Recreation: shitty noob
Pro: Try hard/wanna be
Family: Cuck who shares account with wife's kids with 100% LEGO games
Underground: Edgy teen
>>363055846
>I put the peanut butter and jelly in the ass
I have a whole folder of hate mail, only thing that makes me laugh consistently.
>>363058210
>>363058472
>>363058959
Because you have to add people to message them in Steam, and making a group to invite random people you hate as a message is way too much work
>>363060157
>>363060238
Adding to this, everyone and their grandmother has their profile comments set to friends-only or private. Can't ever leave banter because everyone is trying to hugbox themselves.
>>363060624
thats actually pretty gud
>>363060260
>>363060624
holy fuck why are these so funny?
>>363060707
>>363060720
They're just hilarious. I will dump the rest
>>363050254
What happened to these threads? I forgot how amazing this is.
>>363060624
it's anudda shoah
>>363050254
Send dick pics.
>>363060780
>34000 fucking gamerscore
>>363060238
Any messages on consoles now get you permabanned.
>>363060780
Anyone got the God of war wallpaper one?
>>363055220
I think I chose Underground and I was an edgy teen at the time so it checks out. Today I would pick recreation. It's true.
>>363060851
>>363060909
>>363060965
>>363051092
>hey its me ur brother
Holy shit I kekd hard at that.
>>363061027
>>363061027
>the weak have no voice
how do you explain all these messages then?
>>363058959
in DS3 on PS4, it's super easy to get messages like this. just use the point down emote whenever you get a kill, and your inbox will be filled in no time.
>>363061027
>the weak have no voice
>>363061097
Not hate mail per se but Little Tom is essential viewing
>>363061097
>died and pee on your bed
>>363061165
A favorite of mine
>>363061263
>>363055552
holy shit what mudworld did this guy come from?
>>363061263
>heres a god of war wallpaper faggot
>actually fucking attaches something
these people are nuts
>>363061263
Was it really a god of war wallpaper?
>>363061410
It appears to be
>>363061263
>Subject: Wheelchair balls
>>363061463
>>363061523
>>363057679
>Only one great xbox game
>Gears of war
He's not wrong
>>363061595
My favorite because of the profile picture and broken english
>>363054320
You didn't ask for this, but just in case.
>>363061657
>>363061745
>>363061745
Was he one of us?
>>363061660
Classic Trevor.
>>363061817
Another favorite
I love these threads so much. I miss being a kid.
>>363061745
what got me is not the message but the fucking smug ass face in the background
>>363061948
Me too
>>363061629
>Dead Rising
>Crackdown
>Lost Odyssey
Probably others I'm forgetting but yeah I'm too lazy to keep going anyway.
>>363060624
>>363060965
>>363060260
>>363057248
the ones with the innocuous avatars are the best ones
>>363051193
This is what got /me removed? Jesus, people are stupid...
oh no, he's also gonna tell all his friends
>>363061165
>>363060624
>>363061896
>CAN YOU SPEAK JAPANESE? LITTLE PENIS BOY
>>363062165Is Grand Kingdom any good?
>>363055431
>and a few am radio stations
>>363061027
>the weak have no voice
>>363061901
I used to be one of this kids and I got really pissed off this one time when some faggot kept invading my motherbase MGSV.
>>363062064
>Dead Rising
Good not great
>Crackdown
Average not Great
>Lost odyssey
Not played it so it could be great
>>363061097
>i will miss her
holy fuck
>>363062398
I like em and think they're great but that's just my opinion and respect that you have yours.
I had taken a picture on my old phone of the messages.
Hope green text will have to do.
>Make friends with 11 year old kid because I felt sorry for him.
>He had two other friends who only ever made fun of him.
>One day get an xbawks message from sad kid.
>"I'm gay, I hate girls and I like dick in the butt, I'm so gay hope dats okay."
>After I finished reading that.
>Get another message.
>"I got hacked guyz. I'm not even sure what gay is but, I'm not gay"
Yeah this is too good to pass up.
>Reply back.
>Tell him I was raised Catholic.
>Tell him that he is infact gay.
>And that he accepts 666 and dicks.
>Blocked him.
I laughed so hard!
>>363055431
>and a few am radio stations
Every fucking time.
>>363061027
I miss this so much
>>363059973
I'm fucking crying
>>363062726
You should take that story, type it into word, get the punctuation just right, revise it, make a final draft, save it, and then delete that shit from your computer and memory because you'll be smarter for not telling it ever again.
>>363055135
Dont care what anyone says that message is legendary.
>>363062360
>used to be
>MGSV
>>363059973
>mfw town doesn't have a designated rapist
>>363062726
>I laughed so hard!
>>363062726
>You should take that story, type it into word, get the punctuation just right, revise it, make a final draft, save it, and then shove it up your fucking ass because that was shit
>>363062695
Good for you,i hate gears now tho,Gears 1-3 all had atleast good SP,gears 1 MP is the best ,but now gears 4 has both trash MP and SP.
>>363062726
Based!
>>363061660
Still pretty funny, though i was looking for what I said, haven't seen that one in a bit
>>363063163
Please type like an adult.
>>363063096
I was bored and had a hearty kek from it. I didn't say I'm better I just said I used to do it habitually.
I'm still retarded anyway and I'm here now and that's all that matters.
>>363061629
>>363060842
I'm at 70K, step it up son.
>>363061463
https://youtu.be/LJdfTnTV9w8?t=3m29s
Fighting games are a treasure trove for salt. I used to only go to the Shoryuken to read people sending hate mail
>>363063241Sorry, posted the wrong one, I thought it was the one you are looking for. I think I deleted.
>>363061343
someone did a vocaroo where they read this in a bane voice once and it made me laugh until i hurt.
>>363058635
What episode of Boondocks was that? I really should rewatch seasons 1-3 again.
>>363063157
Thanks for the edit bro
>>363063380
110k here.
Blockbuster's gamepass did wonders
>>363062303
nah
>>363057293
>son of a thousand rodents
Gets me everytime.
>>363062398
>Dead Rising
>Good not great
You shut your dirty whore mouth
>Crackdown
>Average not Great
eh, that I can agree with. It was really fun for a bit but got old fast. Too bad the 2nd one was just a rehashed pile of dogshit.
Also
>Tales of Vesperia
>Saints Row II (actual working version with non-kill online servers)
>RDR
>Oblivion
>Shadow Complex
>Civ Rev
>Chronicles of Riddick
etc, etc.
And most multiplats (especially ones focused on online multiplayer) were better than the PS3 versions (Skyrim and CoD games are easy examples)
>>363060260
Holy shit niggers BTFO
>>363053507
>visa
>beginning with 5
>>363061097
>I will miss her
>>363055135
the classic
>>363064017
Is he "our guy"?
>>363063649
I fucked my copy up, but always here to help a boi out with an edit
>>363064017
>filename
Even with my poor english I understood.
I am more confident now, thank you!
>>363064017
>this guy probably got arrested for hate speech
>>363063868
Butcher Bay is better than Dark Athena and it was pretty based of Vin Diesel to be involved plus the fact it had both games in one package.
>>363053753
Does anybody have the rest of these? There's like a dozen of them.
>>363058210
It was easy to fuck with people in game with chat/mics but its not that great unless you record or print screen everything.
XBL/PSN messages are gems of butthurt that anyone can send and save at any time
You have to get creative on PC to get the same effect
>>363063993
what game is that i've been seeing those characters a lot but i don't know from what game they come from
>>363064569
I'm curious as to what the screenshotter said.
>>363064241
>'tis an awesome thing to see!
Everytime
It's been a while
>>363064548
Boku no Revolution 60
>>363064635
>lol
>>363063909
I see what u trynna do pham
>>363064241
Someone post the /fit/ comic
https://youtu.be/eJ11Q1xyi5o?t=32s
As much as I hated the other player, I never sent a hate message. I think it's pointless.
Why people do this?
Really, I wanna know, have you ever did this? Why?
>>363064569
was he our guy?
>>363063909
Do all of them begin with 4?
>>363061745
Oberführer is a timeless classic
greatest thread i have seen here in months, thanks to everyone involved
>>363064871
Because salt.
It's like like the online version of two sports teams shit-talking each other.
>>363064871
I don't send them but I respond to every one someone sends me. Most of the time it takes like 2 or 3 responses until I'm blocked.
>>363064548
It looks like VA-11 HALL-A.
>>363064569
>>363064806
Found it myself
>>363063287
He's saying youre a little kid still, which you are.
>>363060260
>Rabi
>>363064908
Do you not understand how card numbers work?
better reply
>>363061027
How can the grumblings of a mud man be so profound?
>>363060562
I hate when people do this. I mostly don't add people like this because I know they just might be huge faggots.
>>363064871
Being so butthurt after losing you can't help but send a message.
I've been tempted from playing fighting games, but never went that far.
Shame that party chat, and internet hugbox twats making it near extinct though
>>363065180
I work in a call center, all visa begin with 4 and all credit cards begin with 5.
I need a new job.
>>363065018
That's the thing, It's online. You will never see the reaction of the person. I understand what you are saying, it's good to lay down your arguments when you are face to face, but online...there is just no pleasure.
>>363065057
Actually, I know this. I received hate talk before when I was a shit to the team and I was sorry. But hate talking about being good?
Nope, this will lead to a block, like you said it,
>>363065369
Huh, I guess I was never this buthurt then. I am shit in fighting games, if someone send me something like this, I will ignore.
>>363065375
5 is Mastercard, 6 is Discover. 3 is usually a temporary virtual card.
>>363065560
>>363065102
/fit/ has some of the best comics, I swear
>>363064853
Not too sure about this one, need the context behind it.
>>363065560
I enjoy responding and making them more mad. I know they can't do shit to me and someone getting that upset at me beating them when they know that also makes me feel warm inside.
Even better is egging it on then blocking them so they have to see your message, but can't respond.
>>363065565
I should have said business card rather than credit card.
You have a higher rank than me. Are you in the same field or is that just something you picked up?
>>363065550
>playing skullgirls
Isn't that game in a perpetual state of dead?
nowdays the most anal people seem to be playing left 4 dead or vermintide
>>363065738
This is the thing that I agree. You're right.
> someone getting that upset at me beating them when they know that also makes me feel warm inside.
I really, really like this,
>>363064853
SFIV hatemail.
Dude lost, sent a friend request, and when it was accepted thats what he sent.
I've had people try to send me friend requests or group invites for that purpose, but I just ignore them and let them sit in their ass pain.
>>363051193
how can you access an account with just someones email and username anyways
>>363065846
People still play L4D?
Not memeing, I thought this was dead.
posting a bio from a guy I went to school with years ago
>>363055431
>and a few AM radio stations
Every time.
>White Knights
>>363065986
2deep
>>363059973
This is fucking gold.
>>363060780
I swear a good quarter of players on Xbox Live had that Joker avatar in 2008
Fuck I miss xbox live
>>363065924
L4d got some life when it was made free 3 years ago.
>3 years ago
>>363064691
>20% pain
>30% hate
>10% love
W... W-what's the other 40%?
>>363065986
God, why these people can't just videogame?
I have very few friends on Live and Psn,(I don't play on PC, but I saw images where there is something alike on the Steam, sorry if I am wrong) but none of them is like this.
Videogames the Facebook of the future?
>>363065921
brute force it? try to find the same email used in less secure environment, like some shitty forum, and then try to crack it from there? chances are the password used is the same everywhere, so he'd just have to hack that forum account for example and then access the email address itself, and then the steam account
it's a bit of a stretch, but some people are desperate
>>363063562
I just tried to do that and couldn't make it to the end because I was laughing so hard. I would of loved to of heard that vocaroo though.
>>363066231
You're pretty autistic yourself
>>363066210
semen
>>363066197
>made free 3 years ago
I didn't knew this.
Explain a thing or two.
Thank you!
>tfw you will never get angry voice messages from angry preteens over xbox live anymore
Why even live?
>>363054158
>>363061263
I think he actually likes you anon, and is just dealing with it in the most /v/ way possible.
>>363066318
Sorry, it was free only on christmas. A bunch of threads on /v/ were made.
>>363052383
>>363052416
I fucking hate this retarded shit and I know this is CS:GO and TF2's fault for the most part. I can't even gift a friend a skin he likes for a solid week because retards keep getting scammed
>>363064017
Absolutely confirmed as Strayan, cunts.
>tfw just realized I spent over $35 on profile pics and avatars on xbox live years ago
>>363065986
I seem to remember that being a "thing" on live at one point. Everybody had their bio/motto just being a string of "inspirational" phrases.
>>363066210
reason to remember the name
>>363065880
>someone getting upset at me beating them while they've stacked the odds in their favor then sending a message calling me a faggot.
>Tell them that they still fucking lost to one
>They get even madder
I rammed them into one of the passing trains in GTA V then took my sweet-ass time finishing.
>>363066231
t. edgelord1998"#
>>363066410
Haaaa, I get the reference.
>>363066414
>>363066374
Fuck, it must've been where Steam got the idea for it's trading cards/emoticons/profile backgrounds jewery
>>363065710
Most of them are from the same guy. I forget his name, but he is an animator on Rick & Morty.
>>363063637
A Date With the Booty Warrior is the title, great episode. Season 3 was the best, dayum shame how season 4 turned out though.
>>363066393
I would put quotes by dictators and attribute them to celebrities in mine
>>363061027
google translate bants are great
OC from a long time ago when I played on the 360
Alright, /v/. Lay thy judgment upon me.
I insist on using low-tier characters/weapons/etc. in multiplayer and it genuinely upsets me when someone using something objectively higher-tier beats me in certain games. Am I a fag, and if so, what kind?
>>363060260
My sides
>>363066650
LOW
>>363066650
You're a fucking faggot.
>>363066554
>but he is an animator on Rick & Morty
Really?
It's SIR, by the way.
>>363055431
>AND A FEW AM RADIO STATIONS
>>363057248
>+tax
my sides
>>363066720
Gotta have my sipp.
>>363063163
Gears 1 had worse mp than 2, and 2 was dogshit. 3 is the best multi, unless you actually enjoy the gnasher doing random damage up close, clunky movement and a sticky cover system, horrible weapon balance (pistol the best long range gun, one shot active long shot down) and glitching out the dickhole with host advantage fun.
>>363066069
>keep fucking with my girl
What a nice guy.
>>363066650
You're definitely that class of special snowflake faggot, but even worse because you know how much you are handicapping yourself and have the nerve to be upset about it.
The attitude you should take is seeing to it that you are the best at using low tier characters or items and seeking the brief periods of success you have with it over people using the good stuff.
Personally I'm guilty of picking lower tier or lesser used items mostly because I hate having to fight the exact same thing I use or I like surprising people with my ability to use something they don't see often. But, I don't get upset that other people don't take the same path as me because people are allowed to play how ever the fuck they want.
>>363065102
yeah I have to visit /fit more. I've been literally crying for 5 minutes now.
>>363067067
>The attitude you should take is seeing to it that you are the best at using low tier characters or items and seeking the brief periods of success you have with it over people using the good stuff.
I know I should be proactive, of course, but (in the game I'm thinking of, Dark Souls 3) there are a lot of fights that just feel genuinely impossible for me to win given my opponent's playstyle and my weapon choice. As I'm typing this out and putting real thought into it, I guess I should suck it up and add a straightsword or something to my build or just stop playing.
Thanks for the earnest reply, anyway, anon.
>>363066720
SIR didn't make the one previously posted, but he does have a few series of /fit/ comics under his belt.
The Zyzz one, the annual NYR ones, and the glutes for sloots are him others are OC from other people.
>>363065102
>mfw thinking about your hurting
every time
>>363066695
QUALITY
>>363067451
NOG
>>363065102
>2014
Oh how the time does fly.
>>363067587
4chan in a nutshell
>>363053753
holy crap, all the shit that went down in uno was crazy as fuck, all those naked boys dancing, people having sex and other guys doing coke on uno matches
>>363064241
What a fag
>>363055431
>>Kevin Durcan't
>>363067741
w-what
that doesn't sound like Uno
why did a fucking Uno game have cameras anyways
>>363067274
Junji Ito? Good taste.
>>363057293
fucking classic
>>363067901
The one on 360
>>363065102
LOOONDOOOON
>>363067274
Damn I got the reference
>>363068159
i did too and i didn't even realize that i did until i saw your post
>>363061849
yes, he's clearly redpilled
>>363067914
>that silent hill game that will never be made with him
fuck why do peopel have to be cunts
>>363060780
>>363068329
we did it reddit armie lolzortastic :^))))))
>>363057248
classic
>>363061817
>just like pearl harbor
Kobra?
>>363059973
I cried laughing so hard I ahd an asthma attack fuck you
>>363065102
Fucking dying over here
>>363065102
>>363062726
Lol!! Funny!!!!!
Still da goat
>>363061497
>great (inside) job
my sides are out of orbit right now
I'm sad I can't get hate mail for SFV on steam, I'm sure I pissed some people off with random EX mixers as Rashid.
>>363066336
ash a cute
>>363060562
>set profile comments to public shortly after getting DaS3
>proceeded to do a bunch of Dickwraithing on two different characters
>not a single comment
People don't even bother to check if they can comment on someone's Steam profile.
>playing guitar hero 3 online
>beating other person easily
>other person stops playing
>other person sends message
>oh boy here we go
>the guy says I'm the best he's ever seen
>spends 5 more matches just to watch me play and he doesn't play at all
It was actually kinda cool
>>363060157
>150-30%
>that whole last message
What the fuck, I just don't understand how people get this bad at English.
I've sent rage mail before after getting my ass constantly kicked in MVC 3.I told the other guy I was going to stop queuing for ranked for a bit since he beat me so bad 5 times in a row, no actual rage behind it.
>>363062165
That was the only fun I had in Grand Kingdom.
>Make a Squad that literally cheeses wins in the 1st turn
and
>Make a Squad that literally turtles with traps everywhere that exploits people who counter it with Valkyries that rush forward
God the salt was glorious.
>>363068315
Shit, reddit got us.
Get out of here, guys, split
>>363065102
But I fucking love bread. Fuck you fit I don't give a shit!
I once got really salty playing SS13 and IC'd in OOC.
>>363067741
>tfw they shut down uno's online multiplayer a year or two ago
That game was so much fun man, I miss when xbox live had the best multiplayer experience in town.
>>363069347
Classic.
>>363067741
i remember playing xbl uno when my friend was at my house years ago and one of the players was streaming porn. that game truly had a legendary community of hilarious degeneracy
>>363066371
It's probably a Brit, actually.
>you aint ENGLISH
I work for the fraud department at a credit card company and actually see people fall for this shit every single day. People are fucking stupid.
>>363069390
What did he mean by this?
>>363065710
It's from a thread. That's not an interpretation, those are direct quotes from the thread.
>>363055431
>and a few am radio stations
>>363068808
Yep, it's fucked. Utter shame.
>>363067741
>>363069431
>>363069529
So was Uno like some strange version of Omegle where you also got to play Uno?
>>363055135
fucking Demo
>>363069347
never not be funny
>>363050254
>>363065785
If you are retarded enough to believe /v/ about everything, I guess.
>>363068772
That she be.
>>363065102
Any better res?
>>363068780
>you abuse the same combo
>which i fell for
To be honest i quite like this. When i play Tekken and you smash a higher rank for one round and the suddenly get hyper serious and technical as if to say "you just goofed a lucky round you fucking faggot, let me show you how good i really am! IM NOT MAD!!!!"
Even if they win, i feel good knowing they had to get all showy for the final round to prove a point.
>>363070269
Huh, I always thought that panda was praying.
I miss those old 360 avatars.
>>363070517
this cant be real
>>363065771
There's also 2 checksum numbers. So 3 numbers are forced to be a certain combination. Which makes it easier to generate card numbers.
>>363067274
>>363070269
r8
>>363070908
saved
>>363070814
what about reloadable pre paind card do u know how they work?
theyt arnt tied to a bank account so all the info is on the card yeah?
so you could load up money on it if you wanted couldnt you
>>363065550
GARBAGE DAY!
>>363061097
>I will miss her
I'm fucking done
Why are these retards so good at those finishing lines?
>>363063653
Blockbuster? Is that what I see on all those cave walls?
>>363051193
black people I swear
>>363070828
epic bro
>>363051859
>>363071395
>In a thread full of buttmad from white people and others
>Points out the one possible case of a black person
Obsession is a terrifying thing
It's the one console feature I miss. You never get hatemail on Steam because you'd have to add the guy as friend first.
Good thread, thanks OP.
This seems right on topic.
>>363059973
>the town rapist
Just casual as fuck. Like it's a matter of course to just have a town rapist. I bet they have a town pedophile and a town dog fucker.
>>363071669
>>363071549
How lame
>>363065102
>tfw I was in that thread
>I was the "fuck you, bread is awesome" anon
Because bread is a fantastic source of carbs for energy, anon.
>>363071669
ive had someone send me something similar after a couple of great rounds of guilty gear, felt awesome.
>>363070061
imagine playing a game of Uno like a normal game with whatever rules.
Now take all the players and replace them with cocks that was xbox live uno
>>363071906
But, how do you know it wasn't sarcasm?
sub-30 second turn-around from picking it up to the group invite coming in.
>>363071941
oh no...
>>363060842
Im at 170k GS...
>>363072081
>while I touch myself inappropriately
fuckin hell
Thanks senpai gonna share these withmy bros at r/4chan xD!
Check my 5
>>363071717
noice.
>>363061896
>LITTLE PENIS BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k-2xaLzas8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVPlZqiL4zU
>>363065102
I never understood why people yell LONDONcan someone explain me please? ;_;
>>363051526
>Work for comcast
Literally worse than Hitler.
>>363072423
No spoonfeeding for ye
Browse /fit/
>>363071645
>stopped by game mechanics
>actually was just bullying Kai Leng with shotgun and warp the whole time until the game made me stop
I hate forced losses in games, holy shit.
Also,
>bloodborne Fishing Hamlet hate mail
I don't have any of it saved but some guy called me a fucking cocksucking Kosm nigger or something like that for using Messenger's Gift near the Tidehunter mob in the town square.
I invaded him again like an hour later on the hill just after that and he just sent NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>363072423
Some manlet tripfag that everyone made fun of for being a depressing idiot on /fit/ posted "please be in london" to a picture of a trap, so everyone started posting LONDON when pictures of women are posted
>>363072482
Sorry m8, but I just don't give a fuck
>>363061595
I might just have a bad sense of humour, but holy shit did this make me literally burst in laughter.
>>363064569
Why does every PR and BR gotta put that shit in their name? Like no one else does it as much as them
>>363072423
Once a girl posted on /fit/, and mentioned she was in the UK
Someone, presumably hoped that she lived near him, and that, through his wit and general polite manners, might convince her to go home for a shag.
Unfortunately, all he manged to get out was "LONDON?"
And so, a meme was born.
>>363072378
>ddoser9001
oh my fucking god hahahahahaha
>>363071543
Calm down. No need to go full chimp.
>>363072538
>>363072614
Thanks m9
Anyone got that "I will disconnect on you in court" image?
>>363060842
180k here. Was my primary console last gen, not that hard
>>363072658
I identify as neo-cromagnid you homosapien faggot
>>363072538
Canacuck btfo by pajeet
>>363061027
>1 star rep
>580 G
>>363062064
>Crackdown
I love my 360, but saying the Crackdown games are good is pushing it.
>>363073026
Its got great concepts but it was in that awkward inbetween of gens so it had janky mechanics. Hope the 3rd is good
>>363072659
For further refrence
>>363061263
>Subject: Wheelchair Balls
>>363073101
>janky
That's how I'd describe everything about the game. Everything's floaty as fuck and horribly animated.
>>363072998
r8 my rep
>>363073185
I think Dead Rising 1 and even 2 to a lesser degree had the same problem so casuals cant into the game properly and hate it. But I think all those janky early 360 games are beloved because theyre unique and not the same recycled shit like we see now
>>363073341
>bad animations and controls make games hardcore now
Now I've seen everything.
>>363073310
Yeah I have about a 70% negative rating and I have 5 star rep anyway. I dont really get it
>>363072176
You should stay there.
>>363073393
Im not saying that donkey brain. im saying the shit around it is so unique that people can bear the jankiness and shit. Stop being a cuck and go play your asscreed
>>363071928
That sounds strangely beautiful.
>>363070125
Yeah fuck off Demo. Empty Hero tier shilling.
>>363073401
I mean I can understand where most of the bad reviews came from but I'm not sure about quitting early though that's not something I ever really did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>363055135
I really hate this guy for whatever reason. He just comes across as incredibly disingenuous and sycophantic.
>HAHA IM A DISGUSTING WEEB JUST LIKE YOU GUYS CUHRAYZYYY AMIRITE
I saw some review he did of the Silent Hill HD Collection and he got angry at the moat unnoticeable thing. He's a different type of insufferable to the usual.
>>363055431
include me in the screencap guys
>>363071758
No way
>>363064468
>negeren
lmao
>>363068315
>tfw you will never be made fun
>>363072538
>Canadian igloos
does such a thing even exist?
>>363074435
Nintendo babies will defend thid
>>363068560
I'd interject her GNU, if you know what I mean
>>363074507
>>363071669
>tfw I got a sparring buddy on my level in UMvC3 after getting a message like this.
Still gotta wait two damn months for the Xbone version
>>363074541
I'd tear eat her asshole like an onion ring if you interpret what I'm implying
>>363066374
I spent 5 dollars years ago on the Avatar Lightsaber, and I still get shit for that, to this day.
>>363074618
We need more Miiverse gold threads
>>363071717
based block merchant
>>363073310
>communications
>language
as opposed to what?
>>363074947
>Spending 5 whole dollars on cosmetics
>Spending 5 whole dollars on a single cosmetic
I bought a couple profile pic packs for like a dollar each way back in like 07 or something when I first got the system and that's about it.
Y'all niggas need jesus
>>363075005
>>363075483
>>363070357
>>363068772
looks like a man
consider yourselves extremely homosexual
not that theres anything wrong with that
its 2017 after all
>>363055220
i used to think it made it so it would try to match you with similar zones cause the description made it sound like it determined the types of servers you wanted to connect to.
>>363075575
Will they come back next Friday?
>>363073828
newfag
>>363066210
lust
All this over halo wars
2
>>363073806
If you ever had a game you were super passionate about, you would feel the exact same way.
I was so angry with every little change they made in the Pokemon Ruby Sapphire remakes, I could nitpick every single aspect on those games, like Demo did for his Silent Hill thing.
He seems like a cool guy though, does streams all the time but I never catch them.
For a 'fake weeb' he sure watches and streams a lot of weeb stuff.
3
>>363061263
>wheelchair balls
Fuck i'm dying.
Stick in his cute little panda butthole.
Its the gamer pictures that make these gold.
4
Sir, your son has been exposing himself in UNO.
>>363076083
Why would you even reply, anon? Now he got ya.
5
>>363053507
did he say "you lie" because he assumed it or did he actually fucking put 555555555555 in?
>>363066336
Her sister is cute too!
>>363061896
>LITTLE PENIS BOY
6 pretty sure this where he started to team kill me
>>363076792
So when does it get funny?
7
>>363076842
Honestly just to show how people get angry over stupid shit
>>363076369
It's not so much he's a fake weeb rather he juat panders heavily to that audience. There is plenty of shit to get pissed off about in Silent Hill HD but i didn't even see what he considered the last straw and, it was that miniscule. Also he sucks up massively to other Youtubers which pisses me off (i.e. I deigned to give you praise now worship me type stuff). Also his fanbase is beyond insufferable.
>>363052272
Kids and shit. It's the same shit with old people on the phone. It's not that they're "retarded (they are) but there's that 1 out of 100 person who panics for half a second because they fear something and gives out their information in the heat of the moment.
>be depressed
>tfw when you are smiling after reading these stupid shit and you realize it
>>363072493
>I hate forced losses in games, holy shit.
It's not about skill, it's about narrative
I fucking hate ME3 for that, and I am still mad.
I will always be mad.
>>363077286
>"depressed"
>>363077013
you look like a tool in those and I hope you're underage so at least you can still grow out of it
>>363059973
>people STILL don't realise he got this joke from Borat
>>363069431
1vs100 was so fucking exciting, especially with friends.
>>363064871
I don't get it either, you're only gonna make yourself even more angry.
>>363077357
so what if the person i am seeing for it is a heeb, she knows her stuff.
>>363075575
>>363065102
>mfw I was in that thread shaming carb eaters and squatters.
>>363052416
fuck off with your forced botnet, it's not my fault people are retarded
Oh, it's one of these threads?
>>363078863
Do you have a dick? I can't get off unless whatever I'm fucking also has a dick.
>>363061896
I love it when you manage to piss someone off in an online game so much they start speaking a different language
Well /v/?
>>363078863
I miss Darkstalkers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
>>363079024
Ehhh,,, no I dont have a dick anon but I can suck your penis so hard that you'll feel like I am about to suck your whole body through your penis, what do you think?
>>363079128
I miss you too, anon
>>363051193
Around blacks, never relax.
>>363052057
Absolute madman
>>363079317
no way fag
>>363065550
>hobo with a shotgun
I've played you, and I'm fairly certain you took a steaming dump on my face. Then again, I lose to most people anyway.
>>363079090
I'd go eat some fucking pancakes. I fucking love pancakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
>>363079317
That sounds lovely, but I really want to milk my cock by riding it instead!
>>363050992
I wish I had cool parents like Ronnie.
>>363065986
> senserly
>>363079859
Why are you trying to derail this thread? What's wrong with you?
>>363050254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2XuYND9heI
>>363079859
Dibs on butt.
>>363079859
Y-yes, I got a bit too excited. Having your warm insides clenched around my cock must be the best feeling there is.
>>363055431
>and
Every time
>a
Every time
>few
Every time
>am
Every time
>radio
Every time
>stations
Every time
XD
>>363061745
Didn't know Mark Wahlberg had an account.
>>363080228
>I'm not trying to do anything wrong
You are. You're intentionally shitting up a thread that has nothing to do with ERP or the character you're ERPing as.
There are ERP generals on /trash/. If you're that fucking horny then shit up those threads instead of these ones.
>>363080228
I was already rock hard with anticipation. I haven't came in so long.I'm still fapping now though and it feels amazing!
>>363080228
>>363080037
Man this is fucking pathetic.
>>363075631
>servers
>xbox
kek
>>363079317
Right in the feels.
>>363079859
N-no anon, that's lewd. Nofap is already killing me.
Using the dart in BF3 before they patched it made people super fucking mad
>>363080350
report and ignore
it's not hard
>>363080694
>implying the mods do anything
>implying that asshole won't keep shitting up threads
If nothing's going to happen either way, I might as well tell him how much of a cunt he's being.
Kudos to him for killing the thread, by the way.
>>363080152
What is wrong with anime consumers?
>>363059973
I know that he meant "that's how they caught the guy who eventually turned out to have raped more girls around town" but it's just so fucking hilarious
>>363080702
>as your cock slides right inside my tight pussy
Th-that's exactly what I wanted. Come sit on it please, it's twitching so eagerly for you. Hopefully I can hold out for longer than a few bounces.
>>363080787
He's not going to stop just because some anon said mean things to him
He's ERPing as some lewd character, which means that he's bottom of the barrel attentionseeking trash and you're giving him what he wants
Your and my posts just further derail the threads
>>363079090
>>363079581
Oh man now I want pancakes, been ages since I had pancakes
Gonna buy some eggs and milk and make some right now
>>363080939
>Your and my posts just further derail the threads
True. I'll stop now, but he needs to know that what he's doing is bad.
>>363065884
>I've had people try to send me friend requests or group invites for that purpose
That's the ultimate pleasure of denying them even to hatemail you and imagining them broiling in their own salt.
>>363071543
Calm down, let >>363051859 >>363071395 and >>363072658 have their inferiority complex in peace
>>363055846
My fucking sides.
>>363055135
>make salty as fuck comment because you got BTFO
>hailed as a hero by retards on /v/
>>363059464
I chose pro and I'm pretty much a tryhard so I guess it works
>>363080702
God, I miss sex
>>363062726
I'm gonna screencap this and use this very post in another thread like this one someday.
Kubel stop
Freshest OC on the market
>>363066253
more likely find and collect databases of passwords already leaked from just about any shitty forum or other webiste for almost no money at all, then find the email to match.
>>363050254
i dunno bro u should send him ur password with 3530 gamerscore he seems 2 b legit
>>363081410
Fapping scratches the itch but it's nowhere near as good by yourself
>>363081410
Why must you tease me so? You know how pent up I am!
>virgin
You're making fun of me as well now?I'm okay with that.
More OC
>>363080935
>>363081410
>roleplaying
>>363066479
wow good for you dude, I bet NOBODY got it haha wow that's amazing you are very smart
>>363073806
gee those sure are some big words you got there anon
>>363062309
>>363062743
>>363066032
>>363066881
>>363080124
>samefagging this hard
>>363076852
I bet you play Arbiter trash. Fuck you and the horse you came on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg2yA1FfDY0
I guess you got banned, Lilith-anon, but I want you to know I came really hard thanks to you~
>>363070517
Explain image. Where do they get the idea it's from 2000?
I don't have a pic, but this happened.
>white phantom in dark souls
>help some dumbass in duke's archives
>when we get to the crystal cave, he simply falls off the invisible bridge
>i message him to follow me next time
>"ok"
>this time i cross the bridge first
>he stops in the middle and casually walks off the bridge again
>tell him that go in a straight line
>"i dont understand im italian"
Fucking Italians
>>363082932
>Where do they get the idea it's from 2000?
The receipt?
>>363074470
Canada is pretty big
>>363083084
For you
>>363061896
translation m-maybe?
>>363058210
>he doesnt think 4chan is on pc
>>363058210
it's just in chat log wich kinda kills the funside
>>363062303
I liked it. You had a decent amount of fun shit you could do with squad customization.Also you could give female units fairly masculine hairstyles and guy voices so I mainly had a team of traps and anime lookalikes.
>>363064468
God I miss steam hates groups.
I always joined the ones I got sent. I even set one as my main group for a while before the dude realized I was proud of it.
>>363061896
>>363083406
Hey, write in Japanese faggot, can't you do anything but stick to walls?
>>363064923
They seem like they get along really well. I'm happy for them.
>>363081057
It's salty as fuck but at the same time so fucking good that he deserves his reputation.