CIA's East Asian Genocide

Go vagabond.

vagabond

>>360980242
Serve Sun Jian

>>360980242
>5) Hire our own officers and form a vagabond unit

you dont get to bring friends

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>>360980431
Vagabond unit formed. We're going to build up money and materials - do we go the slow and virtuous route, or do we become pure assholes and get rich quick?

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>>360980651

>>360980676
pure assholes, obviously

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let's do this shit

>>360980676
Slow and virtuous. CIA was one of the good guys.

>>360980953
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>>360980242

>Sia Yei

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>>360980810
We're rich as fuck now, and gathering officers to our merry band. At some point the Yellow Turban Rebellion is going to kick off - do we:

1) Side with the Imperial Court
2) Side with the Yellow Turbans
3) Stay out of it

>>360981236
Side with the Imperial Court

>>360981236
SIDE WITH THE TURBANFAGS

>>360980676
Conan O' Brien looking motherfucker

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>>360981318
>Siding with Bane

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you're a big guy, Lu Bu
I'm sorry

>>360981236

>1) Side with the Imperial Court

>>360981236
Side with the Court, we can't let the turbans crash this Han with no survivors

>>360981385

OH SHIT I FORGOT HIM

SIDE WITH THE COURTFAGS

>>360981236
Side with the court. Fuck the loons, they don't have the ambition to conquer the land.

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>>360981627
Did someone say ambition?

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>>360981453
We will side with the court once the Rebellion begins, In the meantime, there are small conflicts going on, mostly with invasions against Zhang Jiao's territory. Do we:

1) Rebel against Tao Qian and raise Sia Yei's banner in Xiapi
2) Participate in battles against Yellow Turban forces
3) Continue to bide our time

>>360981783
>Battle against the Yellow Turban

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>>360981685
This thread is for benevolent men only, fuck off cow cow you have no power here.

>>360980242
>Sia Yei

probably not going to stick around for your whole autism crusade but wanted to say kek

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>>360981783
2

i heard the yellow turban have a reallly big guy fighting for them, let's find who is this masketta man

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>>360981874
>Liu Bei
>Benevolent

>>360981783
Fight the yellow turbans.

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>>360981874

>>360981783
>Continue to bide our time
This. Even though it's from a different country and time period, remember this:

>Little Bird if you don't sing for me I will kill you
>Little Bird if you don't sing for me I will make you sing
>Little Bird if you do not sing for me, I will wait for you
Your best course of action is to be like Tokugawa, just wait it out nigga.

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>>360982009
We're going into battle against the Yellow Turbans alongside He Jin.

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>>360981874

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>>360982431

Everytime

semirelated question

is kessen 3 any good? i remember 2 was one of my favorite game ever

>>360982431
He only did that because deep down he knew what a worthless little shit he'd grow up to be. He should have thrown him into a river to be desu.

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reminder that cao cao is very very evil

>>360982743
>weifags will defend this

>>360982527
Which of the billion 3 kingdoms films is this?

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>>360982743
>when plebs will let the world betray them before betraying the world
I'm lmaoing at your life

>>360982879

2010 TV series

>>360982879
that's the 2010 series

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>>360982354
BIG GUY STATUS: FOUND

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>>360982974
BIG GUY DEFEATED

Seeing as how this is pretty much /eagg/, for anyone that just got here, DW9 was confirmed today, it's an open world game. Thoughts?

http://gematsu.com/2016/12/dynasty-warriors-9-announced

>>360982940
t. cow cow

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>>360983135

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Sima Yi > Zhuge Liang

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>>360983135
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

>>360983135
Is it finally time to crash this land?

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Senpai has noticed us.

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TURN ON CNN

/eagg/ IS ALIVE IN /vg/ AGAIN

>>360983239
can be great, can be shit

i hope for the best, OF COURSH

>>360983381
You better not be lying to me Tyrone.

>>360983321

I'm not gay but Sima Yi is so fucking cute like holy shit. I fell in love with his laugh during his musou attack and his childlike demeanor.

>tfw no big titty waifu

>>360983239
>Comedic character

Probably not gonna end up so well. Open world sounds interesting, but I'm waiting for Empires 9 and SW Empires 5.

Empires always seems to take two steps forward and one step back.

>DW7 Empires the wife stands next to me when I'm the ruler, plenty of cutscenes
>DW8 the cutscenes suck balls and the romance took a hit, but the kids are an interesting feature

>SW4 you can't go solo and just play as a character, but a clan
>But the rulership is better than ever
>Not enough scenes for my liking and they rarely feel romantic for spouses
>Can't get people to fucking like me no matter how much I do with them, but others I'll get without trying

Anyone else get what I mean? I feel Empires needs a bigger budget.

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Oh, fuck, here we go.

>>360983560
What we need is Warriors Orochi 3/4 Empires. The musou game to end all musou games

>>360981874
>Liu Bei
>Yi Ling
fuck off casual

>>360983647
Try to get Diao Chan as your wife, CIA loved his country and his family!

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WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN???

>>360983647
Diao Chan is cute, CUTE!

>>360983823

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>360983654
>All those waifu options

Don't make me choose just one! No would probably win most of the time though.

>>360983647
HURRY UP AND SAVE CAO CAO YOU WORTHLESS FUCK

>>360983321
Sima Yi had the better wife, better personality and better successors.

How can Zhuge Liang even compete?

>>360983239
I'm not sure how the open world will work, so I feel cautious. Not too excited about the new character

>>360983560
Adding on to my cutscene problem, the endings always feel pretty short. Conquering all of Japan and China has never felt so unsatisfying.

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>>360984418
We have driven the enemy from the field. What's next for our vagabond unit?

>>360984481
Gather our forces until the time is right to strike.

Also hit on Diao Chan, would do well to get a wife.

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>>360984481
The Yellow Turbans have completely collapsed as a result of our valour in combat. The major players in the region are as follows:

He Jin, represented in purple nearly bisecting the country,
and Meng Huo, the orange blob in the south.

Shall we:
1) serve the kingdom of He Jin
2) move to another region (indicate which), and overthrow them, installing our own government
3) other

>>360984481
CRASHING CHINA

>>360984840
Move to another region and try to bro it up with Lu Bu and Diao Chan. Gather some sworn allies.

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>>360984840
1)

>>360984840
Move to another region. You must pursue LU BU.

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>>360984947
We have moved to Jinyang and invited our cousin Lu Bu out for bowling. Our friendship with him rises.

>>360985431
Marry Diao Chan and cuck Bu, then make him our sworn brother. We will need his strength,

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>>360985514
Our friendships with both Lu Bu and Diao Chan are at their highest possible level.

Our next decision is thus:

Do we serve He Jin (Diao Chan is also a part of the He Jin kingdom, FYI) or do we rebel in the northwest or northeast and install ourselves as ruler?

>>360985936
Marry Diao Chan, swear Lu Bu and then leave He Jin, he's too much of a hothead.

>>360985936
Sorry, emergency decision first: do we confess our love for Diao Chan??? (Y/N)

>>360986095
Yes, of course! Make her ours!

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>>360986149
Spaghetti is flooding out of our pockets.

>>360986095
>going for Diao Chan
>the canon slut and cuckress of the Three Kingdoms

>>360985936
Install yourself as ruler obviously, don't be a puss.

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>>360986470
Am I the only one who's getting flashbacks to middle school?

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>>360986570
>being this autistic
>AD 187

>>360986689
>First one to talk gets to stay in my heart.

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>>360986858
Kek

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>>360986920
Ayyyy.

>>360987029
Now get Lu Bu to swear loyalty to us and rebel.

>>360987029
this wont end well

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>>360987029
>CIA now gets the most appropriate way of life for him

Are we sticking with He Jin or are we going back to vagabonding or are we rebelling somewhere else? He's made us a lieutenant.

>>360987125
Rebel against the sucker.

>>360987125
Whoa, whoa, whoa Mr. Hothead! You need to get outta here and calm down!

Rebel or go back to being a vagabond

>>360987125
Rebelling of course, for a genocide thread, there really hasn't been enough of it so far imo.

>>360987125
If the CIA has demonstrated anything, it's that it's never loyal to the man supposedly in charge. Rebel.

>>360987550
>>360987406
>>360987373
>>360987226
Shall we rebel against He Jin or shall we move to a less well-defended territory and gain a foothold there?

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>>360987693
URGENT: We have a son. What shall we name him?

>>360987847
Mai Men

>>360987847
Sia Hei

>>360987991
Seconding this.

>>360987991
Done.

>>360987847
>only just got married and now there's a son
I tried to warn you but I was too late. She brought friends.

>>360987693
Rebel against He Jin, he'll never see it coming.

>>360988202
That friend was in our pants.

>>360988202
UPDATE: We have 5 officers, including Diao Chan and Sia Yei, and 15,000 foot soldiers under our command. We'll be going up against He Jin in Luoyang, with a kingdom strength of 82,000 men and 38 officers.

Are we ready, or do we need more commanders?

>>360987991
Maiwai Fusen

>>360988379
We don't get to bring friends. The flight plan doesn't list more commanders.

>>360988379
We can defeat them on our own.

>>360988379
Might want to get a few more, remember they're going to expect one officer's corpse in Luoyang brother.

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>>360988615
We Valkyrie now.

I'm overruling the thread and bringing my commanders because I'd really rather not spend 20 minutes fighting a battle and get one-shotted in their main camp - we're still very weak. But there are only 5 of us. It's an evenly matched fight.

We march on Luoyang.

>>360988827
It's ok.

You're in charge here.

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>>360988827
Aaaaand right away Sia Yei chides me for my cowardice. Lesson learned.

>>360987847
Your "son" looks nothing like you.

>>360989101
He's a brave guy

>>360989197
For you

>>360989117
You don't see the kid till later on. That's not his kid, it's an officer.

>got the urge to play some 8 Empires the other day
>remember I can't into chink and can never remember anyone's names or what they do so 99% of the people are worthless to me
The 2010 TV Series is the one everyone always talks about around here right? If I watch that will I be able to remember more than Cao Cao = Muh Ambition, Lu Bu = Don't Pursue and Diao Chan = Muh Dad?

>>360989506
Probably not. It's really good though.

>>360980242
>we're gonna play through this game but im stuffing it full of MEMES lol xDDDD

how is this any different from youtube celebrity faggotry?

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>>360989506

Yes, the 2010 show has the names pop up every once in a while to remind you

>>360989506
You'll remember DADUDU and baby football, probably not much else.

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>>360989702
Rescuing Diao Chan, BRB

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>>360989506
No, everyone here talks about the 2009 K.O.3an Guo, or Romance of the Three Kingdoms High School Edition

>>360990142

D-does this have english subs? Asking for a friend.

>>360990142
Lu Bu looks like a real faggot in this one.

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IF I PRESS THIS CIRCLE BUTTON, WILL YOU DIE?

Cool thread, but isn't 8:empires the worst empires?

>>360990363
In some ways, it really is. It's such a major step down from 7.

>>360990202
Yes, it's over 50 episodes and each one is about 70 minutes, so I hope your friend has a lot of extra time

>>360990202
I'm this guys only friend, don't listen to him, he just wants to know so he can watch it himself.

>>360989702
Where can I watch this for free?

>>360990142
cao cao looks retarded

>>360990815
nyaa or the jiang hu website

>>360990815
YouTube playlist

I love the DW games, though haven't got too much into the Empire games though.

DW6 Gorrila Meng Huo though, god damn that design was awesome.

And after hearing about DW9 today this thread was another nice read.

Thank ye /v/

*raises sake cup*

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I apologize for the lack of updates.

Xiahou Dun basically Darth Vadered me, and Cao Cao and Zhang Jiao basically gangraped me for a solid 5-10 minutes. Made a headlong run at He Jin and killed his bitch ass, so we wound up winning the battle even though we were getting curbstomped.

I'm going to a friend's for dinner, so in the meantime enjoy the thread. I may be back later.

>>360990960
Thanks.

>>360991170
Well fuck me it's actually on youtube. Thanks. The music is fucking hilarious, is this a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the RomanceOTTK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8rkcJ5sYDI&list=PL46NnZF5rkhehGRuhnGUI0phBmYmFposP

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>>360991410

>>360991539
The Kingdom of Yu Sei will last forever.

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>>360991539
Bonus: he didn't fly so good

>>360991787
Ugh Y D G T B F

>>360991787
They expected one of them in the wreckage brother.