this fat fuck actually lives in the same house with this pure woman?? they are taking things too far this time
>Being jelly over imaginary characters
yes, but this time instead of a buff prison boy karin is getting railed by this guy.
suck it karinfags
no, ono specified that he lives at karin's house and not in one of her other homes.
>decapre is a cammy clone, right?
Nope, Decapre is the real Cammy, "Cammy" is the clone.
Much like Bison Decapre can use Psycho Power, unlike bison however she is unable to control it and she became contaminated.
Cammy was created by cloning Decapre and using Bisons DNA to lock away her Psycho Power, for what reason yet we dont know but presumably for a spare body for Bison should he ever need it.
>karin acts refined and superior in public
>but she drops the act and becomes a submissive lewd bitch in heat when she's alone with birdie
>licks his fat gut and feeds him his favorite doughnuts while fingering herself
>when she can't take much more she begs him to chain her to the bed
>he complies and gives her tight white pussy the fucking of her life
>this happens every single night or whenever birdie gets hungry
Her schtick is she accessorizes better than Cammy.
Karin was always a wannabe gaijin slut, its only natural she start craving the BBC. Sakura on the other hand is a pure maiden who saves her virginity for Ryu, hopefully she will be in the next round of DLC fighters in 2017.
>karin invites unsuspecting white boi over for tea
>he thinks he's finally met the one
>he suddenly looks shocked as a fat black birdie comes in the room
>he thinks karin is in danger until she smiles and opens her legs to reveal she's not wearing panties
>birdie licks his lips and goes down on her
>the white boi looks devasted as his cup of tea shakes in his hand
>karin's face when she never breaks eye contact with him
GamesBeat: Ono … why did you make Birdie fat?
Ono: If you actually end up playing the prologue, you’ll see why Birdie is so freakin’ fat now! You’ll see the house he’s staying at, where he’s living.
I’ll go ahead and spill the beans on this: He’s a freeloader over at Karin Kanzuki’s house.
I entered the company about 24 years ago and put on about 30 kilos of weight since that time. If you think about Birdie, he started out in Street Fighter one, and that’s been almost 30 years now. In that amount of time gone by, you’re probably going to put on a few pounds.
Its true....all of it.
>gives us slut laura
yfw this is actual dialogue from the game
>Searching for opponer
I don't know why this makes me laugh every time I restart training mode
please tell me this isn't their special intros
Birdie : "Give me head lovey"
Karin : "As you wish"
Birdie : "Get down on your knees!"
Karin : "O..okay"
>post yfw fight money
We get to keep it when the game comes out, right?
You guys are crying about karin but I'm crying about them making birdie le epic fat man
he was fucking fit
why did they redesign him so badly
fuck this shit
they made him fat so karin will have an excuse to have this guy stay over and not get second looks.
would people believe she's not getting BLACKED on a nightly basis if birdie was fit and stayed with her?
Yeah I fucked up
I get the feeling that Birdie will be the goto fighter for drastic redesigns.
What do you think he will look like in the next game?
I main her too and my advice is to get over it man. /v/ sucks a fighting ganes so this is all youre gonna get around here as you sure as hell aint getting any actual proper fighting game discussion on 4chan of all places. Dudes around here are going to latch on to anything NOT gameplay related because they dont know shit.
That said drawfags get on this shit now niggas, Japan make with the doujins already!
So this makes Ingrid the one and only pure character in the entirety of Street Fighter.
Why are all the British guys in Street Fighter black?
Why is everyone here so triggered? Birdie is best girl.
>Why are all the British guys in Street Fighter black?
>ono liked birdie's mugen rape character so much that he put him in SFV
>And the only white one is a fuckin' homo. Capcom knows their shit.
I really don't know how Capcom managed to royally botch Karin this bad. All of this has to be on purpose, there is no way the unknowingly botched nearly every aspect of her.
>Completely terrible redesign
>Complete shit alt colors
>Lazy alternate costume
>Her character is reduced to nothing more than a nigger's plot device
I already canceled my preorder months ago and will stick with Ultra, 98, and Xrd until Revelator lands. Karin had limitless story potential but no. Capcom just had to tie her down to the nigger because they had no idea what to do for his story. They could have literally done anything else, anything at all, and this is what they chose to do. I take back every bad thing I ever said about Udon's Karin, not even they destroyed her this badly. I'm sure glad they left Sakura out of the initial roster to do this. Oh and let's not forget Sodom couldn't be in the game because they couldn't figure out what to do with him in the "story". Oh, but Birdie some how fits into the story, some fat hobo nigger form England SOMEHOW just waltzes over to Japan, just happens to walk into Kanzuki Estate.
Truly, Capcom are the masters of story telling.
>Being this mad that she lives with a black guy.
Jesus anon calm the fuck down its a video game.
>Oh, but Birdie some how fits into the story, some fat hobo nigger form England SOMEHOW just waltzes over to Japan, just happens to walk into Kanzuki Estate.
Karin saw him gripping that bbc on the We Love Fat Black Men Anonymous online chatroom and had him flown to her house first class.
The original mohawk was a bird beak, the current one is the same, only the beak is open.
>people wonder why karin allows a slob fat fuck freeloader to live with her
>she says he's her bodyguard despite being rich enough to afford better
white bois actually believe this
It's going to be funny when the game comes out and people are finally going to see what's going on. It's like everyone just heard the first voice clips and nothing else. Birdie is L I T E R A L L Y nothing more than a human punching bag. Considering his entire character is now "im soooooo fat gimme food xD" he agrees to be Karin's punching bag in exchange for food, but of course everyone is a degenerate and they need to look for things that aren't there to force their meme-posting.
Even so, this is still awful story telling by even SF standards when the situation itself is absolutely far-fetched and outright retarded. This is probably the reason Japan has produced almost zero new art of Karin, evidently she was "the most popular SF character in Japan"
If anything Karin has eyes for Zangief. You don't call just anyone you meet "magnificent"
Shadaloo has already tried to obtain their riches. There's also that ninja on the Kanzuki estate stage that's also in the Shadaloo four kings stage.
implying you wouldn't call this man magnificent
>Dislikes her new design.
What a shitter. I bet you want Sakura to still be wearing her fucker seifuku at 30.
Realistically speaking, alot of the fighters in the street fighter series wouldn't stoop low to be hired muscle. Closest is Balrog, and he's in a far better position working with M.Bison as his own personal muscle, so Birdie being a bodyguard for Karin makes much more sense.
Dan might do it.
The man literally eats ramen over the sink while crying according to SFIV.
Honda might do it if he could somehow finagle it to be his platform for promoting Sumo as the best in the world.
I could see Fei doing it too.
How much of SxT's Lili animations did they recicle for Karin?
Who here Maining the Cyclooooooone?
Complete global saturation
I'm winning non stop once I harnessed the power of the Iron body
V-Trigger, V-Skill, and B+HP all together gives him plenty of options. Air SPD makes him extra scary, people were already scared in Ultra when he had Double Ultra available with that hella scaled damage, now he can Air SPD you any time, anywhere.
People that think Gief is weak in this game seeeeriously relied too much on Greenhand or just lack an understanding of the character.
Snake Eyez, The Gief himself, has voiced that Gief might be too strong. Too strong! I'm not sure what more you need.
>a pro, tournament winning player is able to body scrubs with new gief
well no shit
He also plays the most defensive, turtling gief in the history of boring playstyles
USF4 Zangief could be aggressive as fuck and just green hand across the screen to get up in your face in two seconds
>wants to play a grappler
>denounces patience as turtling
The weird thing is, of all the matches I've seen, 90% of the time they used EX air SPD?
Why's that? I know for a fact you can do regular SPDs, and lp SPD should still have stupid range.
>the white boi looks devasted as his cup of tea shakes in his hand
>the ending that has part of her alpha theme in it
Its no fun to play as him if literally everyone out pokes you, you're too slow, people can regular grab you out of command grabs or even just throw out a jab, and over half the roster has better command grabs than you as well as lots of tools
Also seems like he has a fuck load less health in this game and gets stunned way faster.
Gief just isn't as fun as he was in 4, I might as well play Ryu if I just want to spend the whole match blocking everything and hoping they fuck up, at least that way I can throw some fireballs to stop them from spending the whole match at the other side of the screen.
I've gotten up to 700 points with just Gief, but I'm still salty as fuck, feels like anyone that knows how to play can just shut him out completely with any character and he is only good against total scrubs
>better bunda than the BR
>the BR has the smallest bunda in the game
So is there literally no way to play with friends in the Beta?
I got a bit confused when I saw the modes trailer earlier today and noticed that her alt was completely black as opposed to the black top+white skirt that was shown earlier. Good to see it's really in the game. Looks better in all black.
WAIFUFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
I welcome Birdie onto the estate. Its been too long since I've beaten the shit out of a nigger proper. Glad to have one just lazily lying around now. You don't even need to pay him! You just need to shove cheap food between his fat red lips!
Shut your fat nigger lips, no one told you to speak. If you're lucky, instead of food, Ill let you slap the ass of that harlot I've been paying for.
Cammy would jump on tiger or jaguar dick if they would let her
Ibuki hunts for cute guys
Sakura is too close to a Brazilian
Viper is mom and a roastie
Juri is a slut
Rose got raped by Bison
Elena is African and probably "raped" Akuma
Poison is a whore
Makoto is a boy
Everyone else is irrelevant
Chun-Li is pure only because Ryu ignores her and Abel got distracted by a puppy.
>Makoto is a boy
y'all saying that like it's bad
All of them are whores, the women and the men. There is only one fighter who is truly pure.
Who said she was talking about the fighters?
>Juri is a slut
Shut your fucking mouth you stupid motherfucker.
>Karin will never look down on you
>she will never step on you and remind you of your low standing as she goes OHOHOHO in Aya Endou's voice
>you will never catch her off-guard and slam her onto the bed
>you will never taunt her with saying stuff like how wet she's gotten while she continues to resist and berate you in her still holier-than-thou voice
>you will never watch her fall further and further into depravity as you pound her pussy repeatedly
>you will never still be her slave after the deed is done and she goes full tsun for you
>she would still talk down to you
>especially when humping like rabbits
>pretending you haven't had your daily morning session of getting BLACKED
you can drop the act Karin
He had one of the coolest supers but nobody ever used it because EG Special
Ugly fat fucks with hot petite girlfriends is a popular trope in Japanese video games for some reason.
Rufus, Wario, I think even Bob from Tekken has a girl. Are female fat admirers a thing in Japan or is it a funny thought to them?
Its quite sad to see you use the entirety of you ape brain just for unrealistic fantasies. If you really need a reality check, just remember who the one in chains is.
If you notice the nationalities of those characters, they're all either American or Canadian, so it's probably mostly a joke, though Jap bitches love the vanilla dick when they have money, even if they're fat as sin.
>Are female fat admirers a thing in Japan
They're a thing everywhere.
There's fucking clipping everywhere. This last beta is my first and I couldn't believe it. It seems like something you'd polish up before release.
>laura's hair goes through her arm
I think it's just a joke in that the both of them haven't appeared in Street Fighter for almost the same amount of time, not including crossover games.
But of course, this is the internet, and we're going to have art of her fucking Birdie.
I don't mind though, but yeah.
Yeah it baffles me that they did such a drastic change, sadly one that he'll be stuck with now as well I'm sure.
Birdie's old design was pretty cool, and they could still make him look gross by the faces he pulled. But they took him way too far over the gross end now.
>sean comes back in SFV
>it's 2nd Impact Sean
HAHA CANT WAIT TO PLAY AS FAT FOOD MAN XD
Who went to all that effort to make all that Birdie porn?
You probably wont play the game for more than a couple weeks anyways if that actually bothers you that much.
I hope Sean comes back. I think he's cool as Ken's Sakura, but a shitty Sakura who doesn't learn. I imagine him getting pissed and having the satsui no hado start to influence him.
Birdie used to work for her father as executive assistant/Butler but now he's cosplaying as a fat British punk rocker for Karin to satisfy her sexual fetish. He still retains his gentleman etiquette and would do anything for her Lady Boss.
AAAWWWW HOW CUTE!!!
>THIS FAT UGLY FUCK IS GETTING A PIECE OF YOUR WAIFU'S ASS AND BASICALLY YOUR STILL A VIRGIN CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WAY
Can somebody please make this variation of the clickbait ad meme a reality please? I'll suck your dick.
>Birdie and Karin's kid is a cute, fat biker chick with Karin's fighting style but with a heavier influence and fueling up with food like Birdie
>She dropped out of an all women refinery school because of how vulgar she acts and became leader of an all female biker gang
>She thinks she's hot as shit and likes to smack her ass and hit on hot men
>Birdie fucking Lieselotte
>she resists at first but eventually gives in to the big dick and orgasms
Has Vega always looked this David Bowie?
>tight white pussy
>All those replies and nobody picked up on this
But seriously, that stomach hair is disgusting.
Gief's always just been a scrub killer with a low floor and low ceiling. This time around he's more defensive, which I like as an answer to the fact that everyone has projectiles and command grabs
>Balrog is first
>Or even coming back at all
>any normal Karin lands will lead to another normal hit confirmed into a launcher into a combo ender for huge damage
>she will then jump for a guaranteed jump in that cannot be stopped by reversals
>if you quick getup, you immediately have to block the jump in
>you have to block the following st. MP or it will go through
>if you try to do anything such as jump reversal or ever jab the following cr. MP will hit for sure, thus leading to the whole combo again
>if you just sit there, you risk getting grabbed
>even if she does go for the second normal, she can just once more go for the same pokes with the same pressure and huge advantage they give
>had you not quick got up, she actually has enough time to reposition and just jump in again
What am I supposed to do here? She has multiple overheads and grabs do good damage in this game. She never has to use EX so if you get hit by two of her combos you're likely going to die to a super.
And in this game you don't need reversals or anything for AA. Even something as simple as a jab will beat most shit out because everyone's movement and jumps are so slow it's easy to perfectly position yourself
But why is he so garbage even up close?
It seems like all I can hope for is someone drops a combo and I get a free grab, but even then I just get thrown out of it or grabbed by their faster command grab
Nah. He'll just get one of the bodies he's always wanted.
Balrog was confirmed as part of the first dlc wave a while ago. Some people claim to have played Balrog in a really recent private build, so its rumored that hes first.
Boxers are cool, he's one of the main villians, hes popular, and the game doesn't have many charge characters.
And they could easily make a post-3 game where the plot twist is he wasn't dead after all. Everyone thought that Bison and Shadaloo were gone in IV, too (with S.I.N. appearing to be the new boy in town, but it was all a front, etc).
He (and FUCKING Gouken) came back from Shun Goku Satsu, they can bullshit his resurrection however they want if they so choose.
1. he's a boxer, a famous fighting style that's unrepresented in the game
2. he's recognizable, a villain from SF2
3.he's a charge character in a game with little charge characters
4.Balrog is notoriously easy to play
Balrog is seriously the first character I tell people to pick if they don't want to play ryu.
>do Rashid's super to someone while we are both in the corner such that their back is to the corner and I am directly in front of them
>the tornado isn't visible at all
>it literally just looks like his sheer presence and ability to float with his arms crossed is tearing them to shreds
Is this a known glitch? Seeing it was hilarious
You know, I really want to see a fat girl in a fighting game some day since there is a lot of fat guys, keep in mind I want this not because of "muh equality". I just think seeing a fat female fighter would be cool.
and really hot
Why not? Just because others got changed doesn't mean all of them will get changed. We have three charge characters coming as dlc. No way all of them will be changed to motion. Can you even imagine Guile as a motion character?
>everyone cries cuck
That's not how cuckolding works, she's clearly an exhibitionist.
Birdie looks like the kind of guy that likes to party, so he'd probably let the white boi get some action too.
In short, Karin is a dirty slut and there ain't nothing wrong with that.
Nobody liking characters didn't stop them before.
Out of the roster and including the DLC, Ryu, Ken, Cammy, Chun and Karin are the only popular ones.
Look at the polls, fucking GEKI placed higher than Birdie and he was never even playable and only in the original. GEKI.
I can't think of any fat female characters in fighting games. I've seen one other girls in-game call fat when she clearly isn't, but not actually fat.
I wouldn't mind if she was like pic related in Tenjo Tenge and she can fold her body into a really thin figure through spritual power and she hides knives in her folds.
>He (and FUCKING Gouken) came back from Shun Goku Satsu, they can bullshit his resurrection however they want if they so choose.
Bison LITERALLY has bullshit resurrection mechanics in his backstory with all the clones and psycho power stuff. There is 0 chance of him being dead.
People get pissed at Ono and sakurai for not including the ones with the highest demand, secretly they just want to make cool games. Balrog, despite all his problems, is a type of character unrepresented in SFV
Being fat is not why fat people are out of shape, it's due to a lack of exercise in general.
Sumo wrestlers are very fat, but they're also very fast due to exercising as much as they eat.
>Bison LITERALLY has bullshit resurrection mechanics in his backstory with all the clones and psycho power stuff.
That isn't what happened. Bison survived that attack because SGS doesn't work if your soul isn't all in one place, which for 99.9% of people it is. But he had a portion of his soul separate from his body in the form of Rose. So the move couldn't properly work on him.
Don't forget E. Honda too. a great example in SF2HF and a few patches in SF4 and whatever gay ass extended garbage they called it **super fuckin ultra pumped for bix nood championship edition**
These people are muscular as fuck though, the picture he posted is clearly someone with no muscle mass and a shit load of fat from being out of shape.
I grew up in rural Canada on a farm, I've seen countless massive fat guys that could throw a tractor further than you can throw a baseball.
There is a difference between bulky fat and just obese fat
>Finally get Karin after years of excuses
>what is Rufus or Bob
Also, you have a very obscured view of what is considered obese if your calling that pic of Laura obese.
>implying strong fat girls are not a possibility
>tfw there's a video of a nignog explaining why he'll never go down on a girl because his face is too pretty or something
>want it for shitposting purposes, can't find it
this is hell
Karin isn't actually getting blacked stupid. Its just a meme to fuck with waifushitters like you.
Glad to see its working.
What does /v/ think of the fight at the 4:24 mark?
>Juri with her hair down
I'm saving this anon, you are a saint
She is so perfect, besides probably wanting to kill me
Triggering /v/: the post
Also I have a raging boner
This is a message to all Cammy players.
You are not good, you will never be good at this game, we can tell you just picked Cammy after noticing all those incredible nerf Ken got hit by, you're a huge scrub.
They had to make just another character you can braindead mash DP with and like the fucking tier whores scrub ass tryhards you are, you rushed like fucking cockroaches to her.
Just because you mash out that DP after hooligan combination doesn't mean you are good, it means you're retarded and clueless, and we as fucking idiot respectable players we have to fall for it all the time, thinking "hey thats unsafe", only to forget cammy is never unsafe now.
So what I hope will happen to you is, you will sit down to eat your crap dinner that fatass mom cooked for you and while eating it I'm picturing you choking on that pile of shit, vomiting all that fuck huge crap only for all those cockroaches friend to come and feed on your bilis ending up in you being nibbled to the bone and get pathetic shit existence of yours erased by your own kind.
damn Birdie command grab into doggy style, came insider her, mating press into impregnation, that's then new combo right there
What do you think the chances are that she'll:
still be in her uniform?
be noticeably older?
Satsui no Hado?
have her moves or style changed up?
>roommate has never played an SF game
>try to show him the ropes, he only wants to play cammy
>he loses a bunch but isn't giving up, I go play bison on my ps4 for a bit
>come back and he's got a decent win streak going
>watch him play for a bit
>winning by literally just mashing her DP over and over, people falling for it nonstop
So does rank affect your amount of fight money earned? Pic related had 600 LP on me when I was at 950 or so.
Any Juri files yet?
Unless shes a privledged middle class first-worlder
She will settle for beta-bucks the cuck any day as long as she gets her fill of fat cock from another source
Doesn't matter how ripped you are, no girl will marry you if you make a total 18K annual unless she is literally a retarded immigrant who only saw Disney movies as a child
>still be in her uniform?
I would say 20-80, with all the redesigns going around i doubt they will keep Sakura in a uniform, although we will definitely get it as costume DLC later
>be noticeably older?
Almost 100% chance, they'll definitely make her hair longer like in the ending in sf4
>be using Satsui no Hado?
>have her moves or style changed up?
I think she'll stay mostly the same, a few differences here and there but nothing major
I'm going to block and defend against everything to get better at it
I get too worried about winning and mash stupid shit and never block when I should, if ever
Any tips on blocking stuff on wakeup/whiffing a special/getting fucked up left and right by someone better than me
I sometimes block specials and I don't even know what to punish them with, I play Laura most of the time and have no clue how im supposed to land her throw
Birdie would get Karin pregnant then leave her for other some other woman.