He doesn't care what you think now he got a girlfiend.
Look at that face. That's the face of a winner.
A Paper Mario speedrun can be shortened significantly with a frame-perfect jump to an enemy encounter.
Basically you have to enter an enemy battle at the VERY peak of your jump, flee said battle (leaving them alive) and use the in-game enemy to bounce high enough to the ledge.
That said, the person who found the trick has stated how his frame perfect jump was not possible (because he entered the encounter after the peak of his first jump), which led him to believe he used a jump hack.
>now he got a girlfiend
>he doesn't know
The faggot speedruner that got told 'I'd prefer if you'd be quiet'.
In this particular image he gets called out for cheating, when a viewer notices weirdness. Later it's confirmed he was cheating and is just a piece of shit that want's to be a part of the speedrunning community circle-jerk.
This was funny at first because it was only posted sparingly. Now some underage faggot is just spamming it every hour and instead of having a discussion on Chibi the thread get deleted before it can get 100 replies.
>he was cheating and is just a piece of shit that want's to be a part of the speedrunning community circle-jerk.
....like.... like how many fucking communities do you get spurned by before you even consider joining the speedrunning community. Fuck.
It wasn't just any viewer who noticed it was the guy who discovered the trick on TAS. Only 1 other person who speedran the game was able to do the trick on console at that point too and it sure as shit wasn't Chibi.
>tfw you were one of the first people to start posting these threads before they became spammed every day
Chibi is so fucking stupid. He could have lied and there would be no way for anyone to prove that he cheated. But instead he admitted to it like a faggot.
I know! Who cares if he cheated it's not important enough for him to be humilliated or anything.
It's just these /v/ shitposters today that love to post this and the technical Mario 64 stuff.
It could even be the creator of the glitch himself trying to show how shit Chibi is.
>no way for anyone to prove it
The guy who called him out was a turbo autist named tasmalleo who literally discovered the trick. He basically said he'd take the vid and do a frame by frame analysis to prove that Chibi cheated if he didn't admit to it.
he took dic pics and sent them to a technically underage 17 year old girl
some guy called his house and told his mother what he did
theres a video of the call
the mother was saying how he's a good kid but does stupid shit and is trying to get him on autism bucks for being so inept at life
You can see his heart break
Banned from ever submitting another time on the speedrunning sites while he got his PB's deleted and is also banned from attending another GDQ.
It led to him trying to commit sudoku by drinking bleach and then strangling himself with his own hands.
well what I said was the gist of it
the mother seemed upset and was begging the caller not to go further with it and was saying how chibi has the mental capacity of a 13 year old and that he wore the stupid dog collar because of some video game character with a trench coat and that if he were to take it off he would die
alright, which one of you faggots are responsible for his latest meltdown?
>goes to the big speedrunning event
>gets to sit on the couch during a run
>on his god damn birthday
>thought it the best day of his autistic life
oh how wrong he was
It's a community of aspie clowns. It's like the special ed class had its own table in the lunch room, and they shoved your tray off the table the second you set it down.
This is suicide level rejection.
I felt happy for him attaining pussy. With a mother that think he belongs in a garbage can, extremely advanced form of autism and a swarm of unfeeling goons here on the web making fun of his cheating ways. To top it off we saw his cock.
Her face looked like a man, but at least he seemed in love, and deserved at least that joy in the endless chasm of shit that is his life.
That guy is an idiot, speed running and agdq is entertainment for some people. This makes the speed runners entertainers. Yes there are better ways to help people but entertainment is a large business for a reason.
Speaking of things being speedrun, this is still the offline page of showvideogames.
anyone else find chibi extremely annoying to look at, particularly in this picture? I can't put my finger on why, he just looks like such a doofus, to the point that it irritates me.
I've started watching speed running as entertainment, but that rant was legendary. Considering he was probably the most enthusiastic speedrunner. Look at GoldenEye runs in agdq 2015. He loves it.
>tried to kill himself
>and yet the hospital released him in a couple hours
>this is all preceded by Chibi responding to a tweet about someone needing to go to therapy
>"I need to go to therapy too! I drank bleach!"
I smell bullshit.
he does have a very punchable face.
regarding his misery though, no way he'll kill himself. the only ones who do that are the ones who seem perfectly okay on the outside but are secretly consumed by depression.
>extremely advanced form of autism
Fucking no. He is a textbook example of an immature manchild hiding behind autism to explain why hes a fucking lazy loser.
I used to live next to a guy with an "extremely advanced" form of autism, you can fucking tell. He spoke eloquently but nervously, like he knew how to say things but not what to say. He was extremely smart, didn't lie, and was easy to take advantage of (I was young I tried my best not to).
Chibi is just some fucking loser sitting in his moms house playing video games and saying he has autism because he has no social experience.
IGNORE DEGENERATE AUTIST CHIBI
POST GLORIOUS AUTIST ulillillia
Why is trap porn always masturbatiòn or solos with dildoes and stuff like that? I want to see more traps getting fuckied while wearing cute dresseses
so is chibi ACTUALLY autistic? i feel like he wouldn't be, as he actually tries to go to social events like GDQ and stuff. legit autistic people are often antisocial.
not to mention autistic people are usually amazing at games they like, but chibi isn't.
people with autism have different thoughts than healthy humans. These thoughts turn into feelings that are displayed as facial expressions. Over years these will form your face as a piece of clay.
It's nature's way of branding a defective product of humanity, warding off potential mates.
>>gets to sit on the couch during a run
That's debatable. Apparently he just went on the couch without asking anybody if it would be okay for him to do so. Then he has to also be an ass and comment on games he knows jack shit about. He did it to himself.
I always want to watch my boi Caveman stream but I keep missing him
I subscribed to cirno. Don't know why he keeps getting less and less runs in the gdqs but he's killing it on twitch with like 3k avg viewers everytime. He's even got new strats for HL now and his mirror's edge runs are always improving.
>there is actually a thread about him on kiwi
now i kinda actually feel bad for him
>You'll never beat someone at something so hard that you literally knock the man out of them
Cirno is the best streamer.
No gay facecam
No gay layout
Actually good at games
No one can not like Cirno. I remember his 2p1m/k portal run at AGDQ before, it was awesome.
Well I guess it's a good thing I backed that shit up when I seen it last night. Figured that would happen.
>take hormone supplements
>look like a deranged crack addict at best
>meanwhile this faggot only needs to wear girls clothes
not only did he fail at speedrunning but he isnt even a good tranny
I really, really, unironically want to see Chibi and Caveman
running games together, they actually worked well as a classic comedic duo
>I'm canceling this question
That guy wasn't having any of his shit, can't say I blame him since he has to be a staff member for a room full of autistic faggots. You can also tell the cast is probably uncomfortable even being in that room because there are ZERO KIDS, it's literally people in their 20's and 30's and that one guy decides to talk about MLP porn and shit like that to the fucking cast of the show, top kek.
Pretty sure they are aware of it and find it disturbing because everyone in that room masturbates to MLP porn.
>he doesn't subscribe to witwix
You have 10 seconds to explain yourselves /v/
Witwix is a sociopath who uses people, communities and memes for personal gain.
>The guy getting physically triggered when he says "molester"
He tried so hard to be game grumps but just spouted streamer memes. Though it's not like he was screaming, his commentary was pertaining to the game. I gotta say Chibi in the end though
This guy thought he was bad to the
bone, but he sustained himself on lies and fibulas; it's quite humerusreally to see this man's downfall
Caveman was playing, so the couch was his domain. His only folly was not putting his foot down sooner. Alas with his compatriots autism hints and nudges would not break through, and harder words had to be unchained.
>He spoke eloquently but nervously, like he knew how to say things but not what to say.
Then he didn't have "extremely advanced" autism. Watch the Louis Theroux documentary on it to see what it actually looks like.
Reminder that he never actually went to the mental hospital.
He claimed that he was discharged the next day, which is something that is simply not done for liability reasons.
Anyway, you can't strangle yourself [with your hands, as he meant it] and laundry detergent isn't toxic. Even if he wasn't bullshitting, this is the most non-committal suicide attempt imaginable. This fucking idiot can't even speedrun life properly.
Thomas Burke doesn't deserve a cent. He was funny when he actually speedran games, but now he's literally pewdiepie tier.
at least his gf is a qt.
From what I could make of it the voice actress for Princess Celestia was up on stage and he was telling her how in the fandom she is portrayed as a tyrant and even a molester, I guess the guy just thought it wasn't an "appropriate question/word" to use when addressing the voice actresses of the show.
Also there was like a 12 year old girl on stage and there might have been younger kids in the area that we couldn't see, overall I understand why the guy "canceled" his question and you can even tell the voice actress for Princess Celstia got kind of uncomfortable stating "I'm not here to talk about the dark side of the fandom, blah blah blah."
You can also tell that the question made her uncomfortable.
Forget the fact that he waited until the morning runs when there were no people there so he would have a chance to get on the couch and promote himself.
Forget the fact that Cavemans original commentator couldnt make it cause he missed his flight.
Forget the fact that he knew nothing about the game and started making shitty cringe jokes before the big moment.
But any fucking sane person would get those cold cuts Caveman dished out to him about toning down on the commentary.
I mean, watch the video around the time with the list of evil pigs. After Caveman thanks him ironically for the list of irrelevance, what does Chibi do? He fucking gets closer to Caveman on the couch like he was sincere about it and they somehow bonded so Cavemans personal space goes out the window.
Fucking autism man...
>speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
Those fucking eyes... they are looking into my soul...
>This fucking idiot can't even speedrun life properly.
>People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest god damn meme on the planet
>We're all degenerates who could't achieve anything else in their lives
Props to this guy for coming out and saying what everyone was thinking.
You can physically strangle yourself with your hands but at one point the survival instincts kick in and it prevents you from killing yourself. But some retards will actually try it anyways, just like they would try to hold their breath to asphyxiate themselves.
It doesn't change the fact that a guy trying to strangle himself should be sent to mental ward.
mostly zelda speedrunners:
and some more but not a lot more, all these are very comfy
Which makes him look and act like a full blown autist, i.e. he is a fucking autist.
>trying to stand up for himself
>spergs out and quotes his favorite Undertale character
Oh my fucking God
All he has to do is disappear and shut up for a week or two jesus christ Chibi
Lobos is a really fun and varied runner. He's done amazing runs with every imaginable combination and weapon. I really like him, he's not the tipical autist.
Now in terms of speedrunning, Kahmul has had the recrds for months even minutes faster than the 2nd best,
No the thing is before death you'd become unconscious, and how will you strangle yourself with your hands if you are unconscious? That's a similar masterplan to dying by holding your breath until you're dead.
I swear we have this same exact fucking thread every day with the same responses, I feel like I'm living in Groundhog Day or something.
>yfw you come across THAT thread where you swear you've seen every single reply before
>new replies come in and it keeps happening
>This fucking idiot can't even speedrun life properly.
Yeah Lobos is very creative and varied. I think that's why his name sometimes stand out more because he's like doing double shield only runs or whatever dumb shit and it catches peoples eyes more.
what a fucking tattletale faggot
>UM DID YOU KNOW YOUR SON DID THIS XD
>17 is a pedophile
I used to bang 17 year olds when I was in my early 20s. Fuck all of you jealous fucking virgins.
Isn't he the guy whose gf cheated on him during a stream and he started to break down and cry?
>He couldn't handle how strong the potions were
>hook up with a guy because he talks about some thing called 'speed running' and he's e-famous
>find out what speedrunners are like
>break up with him
I don't see anything wrong with this.
If I was her the kids sperglord followers bothering the fuck out of me on twitter would be more than enough to keep me away too
So /v/ what speedrunners streams are you subscribed to?
I got Domalix and BigJon. Both based streamers and damn good at their games.
Honestly this isn't really funny.
The people calling are a lot more pathetic than him, it's straight up harassment. His mom doesn't deserve this shit. You can hear how fat the guy calling is.
Plus he was 18 and she was 17.
Like Chibi is a faggot but he doesn't really deserve this shit.
And to top it off the fucker was 18
Jesus Christ they would be in the same class together.
If I was the mother and heard the part where he said 18 and she was 17 I'd hang up.
That shit is fucking stupid.
I don't care who was wrong and right, even though it is obvious. They both brought the finest entertainment right into my living room. I NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!
1+ million views and 5000+ comments lol
threadly reminder that chibi caused the death of his brother ron
chibi wandered into traffic while looking at a bird
ron was hit by a truck while pushing chibi out of the way
to this day, chibi refuses to take responcibility
>even Chibi can get a gf
>he's had multiple gfs
>you can't even get one
I feel kind of bad for this guy to be honest.
why would she bring that up right then and there?
17 isn't pedo in the US (most states' age of consent is 16), but sending someone under 18 nude photos is a criminal offense, especially if you're an adult
dude had legit legal reasons to call chibi out, but he should've reported it to the cops or something if he really wanted to fuck up chibi's day, instead of stressing out his already-clearly-stressed-out mother
blame his mom for even caring, in my country, nobody would give a shit about what an 18 and 17 year old do together
that pedophile title is just weak bait to bully an autist
Chris also has a stout heart, not scared to battle for his beliefs. You'd only need to whisper into his ear that Chibi believed blue Sonic arms to be canon and Chris would choke his very life from him
Calling someone's mom to tell them their son sent dick pics to a girl 1 year younger than him isn't anywhere close to being called an "epic troll".
It's called being a fucking friendless tattletale faggot
>there are people who genuinely can't get girls on /v/ right now
Feels good not being a beta faggot.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because he waved an NES golf cartridge at the camera during his run at the last SGDQ. I'm not joking. He's pushed for golf games being run at a GDQ in the past and the people who run it took this as some kind of personal insult. Apparently even by attending AGDQ 2016 he was harassed by staff who constantly asked to see his pass under the assumption he was banned.
>/v/ will unironically watch/subscribe/shill for degenerate wannabe e-celebs
Uh oh, Chibi's made a fool of himself again.
Why even upload this stuff?
>spend your entire twitch donation stockpile on body destroying hormones
>still can't get a decent dental plan
>mfw there are people on /pol/ that unironically like trump beyond the memes and think he has a chance of winning
>mfw these people are even easier to bait than SJWs
STOP MAKING THIS FUCKING THREAD
Anyone find it kind of funny how she's completely unconcerned with him. The way she's worried about herself but casually throws in "like they're doing to you" with no sympathy.
>bae i'm scared
>lolsorry can't come over right now
>People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest god damn meme on the planet
every goddamn time
who were those two guys, one was outed for being "broken legs" and then just got up when the cameras were still on
the other guy had like kiddie porn or something in his PC search that you could see when he was streaming
its beyond that
the guy is pretty much on his way to becoming the next CWC if he doesnt just drop the internet or atleast drop his shitty online act under the alias of "chibi" so people go and milk the next lulzcow instead for reactions.
its just cultural engineering, dude
> I've collected frame data of every single hump height scenario, and I know that you can only land from the second jump without using a spin jump if your first jump has the max height
I doubt they fucked once.
No constantly being egotistical and acting like you're the hottest shit never has once ever gone well on the internet. If someone calls you a piece of shit for doing something stupid the last thing you should ever do in the public space is jump up and down bringing attention to how you will never be beaten by anything ever.
It's asking for someone to challenge you on your bullshit and people who actually don't give a shit don't need to proclaim how much nothing bothers them.
What happened to Trihex? I used to love watching his swag yoshi runs and occasional ddr. Now suddenly he's doing nothing but timing himself playing Mario maker and going all /fit/ and shit.
>if Chibi transitions poorly I would be so happy
No need m8
We have Cosmo for that
and a-one and a-two and a-one, two, three, four
yeah me too. In a shower while holding his upper arms in a semi rapey way but its actually consensual and tender
no way dude
he has to fill MASSIVE shoes to even get to an average day in CWC's life
CWC was just a wreck from when he won that contest as a kid to now, his house burning down for his own dumbass reasons and the internet lumberjack RIPing in piece
Check out the catalog on /b/ and keep a note on the threads. You'll see the same cuck and trap/sissy thread
>sissify and cuck out the white male
The blueprint of the future