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Dude weed lmao:The Game
Super Broken Bowl Bros
>beer cozy full of popcicle sticks
A game where you make shit out of popcicle sticks
You play a horror game where you're wandering a decapitated house. Your character is on the phone, and with it, you hear the voice of another player who is working with you. The player can see every inch of the house, and can see a killer wandering the house. You have to cooperate by exploring the house, and following the caller's directions to avoid certain death.
But there isn't anything to my left!
This reminds me of that game where right before you leave the house you hear a voice call out "Turn around." if you do you're instantly killed by what's following you.
Could involve the killer adding fake directions into the listener's chat in order to lead them to death
THIS SHITS HOT OP GOD DAMN IT
I AM NOW IMAGINING A GAME WHERE YOU ARE FORCED TO DEAL WITH EXTREME HEAT. YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DISREGARD THIS HEAT AT YOUR DISPOSAL, HOWEVER YOU CAN NOT USE IT UNTIL EXPRESS PERMISSION IS GIVEN TO YOU
Your cell phone rings. you answer. it's your old friend you never wanted to hear from again on the line. he's asking about how you've been. suddenly he says something you don't quite process. "what was that?" you ask. "i really enjoyed how she tasted, your girlfriend that is." he says in a low voice. " she put up much less of a fight than i thought." you stand there in stunned silence. you try to reason, this has to be some kind of practical joke. "hold on i'll let you hear her dyeing words" muffled noises can be heard and then heavy breathing. "Paul... help me" a noise like something spilling is heard and the silence. " If you want revenge you know where to find me" he says and then hangs up. you place the phone on the table and walk in to the living room. you sit down and think "Man i'm sure glad i don't have a girlfriend" as you pick up your Wii U controller and get back to playing Splatoon.
In a world where people kill each other for water, you the player are chosen by the leader of your village to explore the uncharted waste for hopes of finding a new source. Adventure awaits you lets just hope you can find it before the dehydration kills you.
have it be like a city builder game only you run a prebuilt shop you are constantly upgrading PCs for whiny gamers bitching about miner bottlenecks instead of your constituency bitching about miner bottlenecks
you play as a make-up artist for a japanese idol corporation where the game-play is a split between an interactive beauty-game and a VN.
the first part is the beauty game. depending on the song and what it's about and how the stage is designed, you have to bring out the idol's beauty in comparison to the surroundings and not have it clash or contrast harshly with them.
the second part is the VN. there are a bunch of idols you do make-up for, and while you take your time doing the make-up you talk to them and find out they all have baggage of some sort. you can build relationships with the idols and help them deal with internal struggles both in the moment as they talk to you and outside in friendly get-togethers on your free times.
there are multiple endings depending on the number of idols, how good your rapport with them is, and how well you did their make-up (which will certainly have an effect on the success of their videos, concerts, etc).
In a near future music has been banned by the world government due to its nature of influencing people. You play as a teenager who finds an old MP3 player in your attic and now must use the power of music to bring people together and uncover the truth of the corruption of the new world government.
Its a doom clone where you burp at zombies to turn them into humans
When you pick up a health item, your character screams
>PUT IT IN YOUR HEAD
Wait hold up.
My Mum is to my left, which qualifies as an object because she's a woman.
I guess it's a pretty huge open world game with a variety of different monsters inhabiting the vast world. Very difficult to survive in.
Many mysteries await.
>arizona ice tea.
one of those 0.99 games you find on steam that you didn't expect to enjoy as much as you did.
>A copy of Super Mario 64
A game about an Italian plumber who wants to stop an evil turtle dragon from imprisioning the princess. But along the way something goes wrong and now he is stuck in a parallel universe where he can't see anything and must go thru a truly terrifying journey to make it back home and save the princess.
>surge protecting power bar
You play as a tiny man who lives and works inside a power bar. His is very lonely and drinks. He spends his days dynamically altering connections inside to increase efficiency based on the shifting output needs. His work is dangerous, as it is easy to be electrocuted if you are not careful. Sometimes a power surge comes and it is all he can do to keep things under control.
I've been drinking Arizona for years before vapourwave ever was a thing.
I don't even LIVE in Arizona.
>my dick was already in my hand when I saw this thread
my dick is a stealth based game in which my dick is regularly tricks its overlord to beat my dick up for hours a day relentlessly looking at loli doujin hentai. My dick must avoid all 3d pig women that might try to harm my dick.
>Not having two large bottles that you fill with the filtered water so you can keep one in the fridge to chill while you drink the other, and refill+swap them as needed
It's like you hate drinking cold water or something.
You play as a bouncer and travel around the world working for different bars. It would be a beat'em up third person fighting game where you fuck up rowdy drunk people, and sometimes other bouncers in the rough world of bar politics.
>takes all day to drink a glass of water
Nigga, drink your 2L.
become a darknet weed vendor
dig elaborate underground growbunkers and evade fed investigation
expand your business
launder bitcoins, forge alliances, who can you trust?
will you stay in the game too long and end up an hero, or will you flee to belize and go out in an alamo style last stand against the cartels
YOU PLAY AS A ROBOT SENT TO A PLANET INFESTED WITH DEATHLY FUNGI AND IT IS YOUR JOB TO SPRAY ANTI-FUNGAL CREAM TO MAKE THE PLANET HABITABLE AGAIN WHILE ALSO BATTLING MUTATED MUSHROOM CREATURES
>Block of papers
So it's like a platformer, where you are an origami creature. You can take many different forms that will be beneficial in specific situations. But you spend a piece of paper each time you change your form, so don't just change on a whim. As the game progresses you learn many new forms.
YOU are a tiny rat LIVING in a COUCH. You must scavenge snack CRUMBS and collect change to TRADE at the rat STORE. The enemy ant CLAN will try to thwart YOUR efforts. But beware the humans, THEY will try to murder you AND the ants. Can you survive for one WEEK until reinforcements from Pluto ARRIVE?
Some book about the opium war.
So either some cozy Port Royale style game set around Asian trade lanes with a big focus on smuggling. Or a gimped less interesting version of a Total War game.
>A collar on a leash...
It's a game sort of like your standard open-world adventure, but when you conscript companions, you literally have to drag them around on a leash. As the group of slaves increases, the chain of slaves following you gets longer and longer, THIS raises liability. As you move through the world, the chance that you might get tied up in them or something might attack the one at the back of the line increases, because the further away from you the last one is, the less situational awareness you have back there.
Maybe like Noby Noby Boy AND/OR classic Snake, but with a standard sword/shield/sorcery thing you see in low-fantasy settings.
And no, you can't simply have one slave and ignore that game mechanic. Getting them through the game is paramount. They become part of you, and you cannot refuse them.
You've got a set of tangled headphones, and you have to get them undone before the song is over. Each level, either the song gets shorter or there are more knots in the headphones, later levels even adding extra things in the mess like nearby plugs or shoelaces you have to untie from your headphones (and bonus points if you can get all of them untied before the song ends too)
>almost empty beer bottle
An epic adventure about a person and the deadly struggle involved in getting another beer. Now includes multiple endings, deep dialogue trees, romance options (LGBT and minority friendly) and in-depth character customization.
For only $20, you can unlock the Internet Fun DLC that
lets your character just sit there and continue to shitpost on /v/
You are a detective solving crimes. What makes you different to the rest of the detectives is the fact that some kind of spirit possessed your favorite coffee cup and now every time you drink something out of it the spirit whispers to you, helping you to solve crimes by whispering hints or even telling you what the spirits of the deceased might have seen or know about the crimes.
>Prawn Crackers, Spicy Flavour
Uh, well you're playing a prawn in the ocean and the goal is to become the biggest and baddest prawn around by the time the net comes in to harvest you and turn you in to a cracker.
The final cutscene is a person eating the prawn crackers and when he gets to the one that's mostly made out of you, his reaction will determine your score.
A wall, it's always a fucking wall! Every fucking time you guys go "pick left" it's going to be a wall
>Make a game out of it
>a few oreos on a paper napkin
You are but one sentient oreo and you must travel throughout the house in search of your brethren to steal their cream stuffing to become the ultimate stuffed oreo to be eaten by your master.
Oreo Simulator 2016, it will make tons of profit because of the simulator meme.
Game based around the whole "cloud chasing" thing
>have to control breathing
>have to be wear of temp of battery/coils
>goal is to have the biggest vapour cloud
>licensed gear with relative stats.
>get to customise your build with name brand equipment
>dripper building minigame with coil winding and cotton wicking.
>maybe dlc skins for vape
Collectors edition comes with branded vape/rda
Or maybe the character has a super vape that gives him vape cloud based powers from the flavors. Don't forget a revolver like flavor changer for those powers
>Clouds that chokes enemies
>Make cloud platforms
>Shoot a projectile cloud
>Cloud to Make an escape
>A wooden Christmas nutcracker I've forgot to put away
LEFT INJURED AND UNCONSCIOUS AFTER A FIERY CONFLICT, OLD CHERRY ASHWOOD IS STUCK BEHIND ENEMY LINES. ASHWOOD SKULKS ABOUT THE BUTTERNUT TERRITORY, SURVIVING IN THE WILD, FENDING FOR HIMSELF AND SACKING ENEMY OUTPOSTS.
ARMED WITH ONLY HIS RIFLE, BAYONET AND HIS POWERFUL BITING STRENGTH, CHERRY WILL BE SURE TO CRACK SOME OF THESE NUTS ON HIS WAY BACK HOME.
>headphones with broken mic
You play as a father who has headphones connected to the phone and phone is dialing his daughter who is on the other side of the drowning train in a tunnel. Your goal is to reach out to her while all you can do is listen how she is afraid and not even sure if you are alive and going to rescue her.
That sounds pretty cool. Not my kind of game since that kind of shit will just irritate and annoy me, unless maybe all of the levels are real short, but I'd say you have a good idea there. I can't imagine it hasn't already been done before.
>Tactical Refridgerators Action 2 :Stay Frosty Edition