QUICK! GRAB THE OBJECT TO YOUR LEFT! DESCRIBE A GAME ABOUT IT!

>friend's erect penis
Ah, I dunno, probably a porn game?

>>324353585
>pill case
The game ends with you overdosing and killing yourself.

>>324353585
>glass of whiskey
Some type of Prohibition era rumrunner game? Maybe Godfather-style?

>>324353585
>tub of butter
Dairy Farm Simulator.

>watch with dead batteries

Time has stopped

>empty flask
A game where you're trying to survive the harsh, dehydrating conditions of the desert.

an onahole.

sex game.

>a hat

TF2?

>a wallet
dunno maybe its to buy you guys games

>wallet

Star Wars: Battlefront

>>324354853
buy squad

>>324354853
>>324354865
walletmind

>TV remote
Hypnotize girls into sex, make it an h-game. Give it back to Lune.

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>A Shovel Knight amiibo

Fuck.

A can of Monster goes on to save the world from lethargy and mormons

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>>324353585
Dude weed lmao:The Game
Or
Super Broken Bowl Bros

>Office hole-maker.
You live as a clerk, your job is to collect documents and put them in right folders.
Think "papers, please", but less human and more papers.

>throttle to an X55 hotas
well I am playing elit

>>324353585
HEADPHONES
IT'S A GAME INVOLVING MUSIC

happy faggot?

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>beer cozy full of popcicle sticks
A game where you make shit out of popcicle sticks

>>324353585
>Final Fantasy12 art book

Final Fantasy 12

>>324353585
>mood light
Keep the light running or become depressed

>portfolio full of sketchbooks
It's a game where you get into a lot of debt and the walkthrough for the good ending is never posted in a FAQ online

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>>324354865

>stormtrooper
um, star wars i guess

>>324353585
Guitaroo Man?

I have a box of instant oatmeal to my left, i don't know what even on the fuck to say.

>>324355343
>Think "papers, please",
but instead of having to choose between the state and the self you have to choose between a shitty job and a paycheque

>my phone
You play a horror game where you're wandering a decapitated house. Your character is on the phone, and with it, you hear the voice of another player who is working with you. The player can see every inch of the house, and can see a killer wandering the house. You have to cooperate by exploring the house, and following the caller's directions to avoid certain death.

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>pudding
A cooking game?

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>>324353585
But there isn't anything to my left!

>>324353585

>Vape
Call of Duty

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>>324355672
>a decapitated house

>Donut
A game about a donut shop and running it

>>324355778
Fuck! I'm an idiot!

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>>324353585
>my friend's ocarina
SHIT! HARD MODE.

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>empty glass

Star Citizen?

>>324355672
This reminds me of that game where right before you leave the house you hear a voice call out "Turn around." if you do you're instantly killed by what's following you.

Could involve the killer adding fake directions into the listener's chat in order to lead them to death

The Curtain's game.
A 2003 Toddler's Point and Click in which you check all the windows to water your plants and play hide and seek with your unimaginative friend Clyde.

>candle
THIS SHITS HOT OP GOD DAMN IT
I AM NOW IMAGINING A GAME WHERE YOU ARE FORCED TO DEAL WITH EXTREME HEAT. YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DISREGARD THIS HEAT AT YOUR DISPOSAL, HOWEVER YOU CAN NOT USE IT UNTIL EXPRESS PERMISSION IS GIVEN TO YOU
oh wait

>>324353585
>My wallet
An MMO.

>cat
Cat Simulator.
You just lay around all day being a dick and knocking shit over that gets in your general vicinity.
That'll be 9.99; preorder now for calico coat DLC

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>>324353585
>bottle of ice-cold water

>>324355929
What game would that be virgin?

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>>324353585
>Cell Phone

Your cell phone rings. you answer. it's your old friend you never wanted to hear from again on the line. he's asking about how you've been. suddenly he says something you don't quite process. "what was that?" you ask. "i really enjoyed how she tasted, your girlfriend that is." he says in a low voice. " she put up much less of a fight than i thought." you stand there in stunned silence. you try to reason, this has to be some kind of practical joke. "hold on i'll let you hear her dyeing words" muffled noises can be heard and then heavy breathing. "Paul... help me" a noise like something spilling is heard and the silence. " If you want revenge you know where to find me" he says and then hangs up. you place the phone on the table and walk in to the living room. you sit down and think "Man i'm sure glad i don't have a girlfriend" as you pick up your Wii U controller and get back to playing Splatoon.

>>324356035
Sounds like a Catlateral Damage ripoff, right down to the price tag.

>A bottle of hand lotion

A game about masturbation.

>a pillow
A sleeping game or LSD dream emulator 2, maybe something comfy idk

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>>324356068
Are you me?

>>324355154
>Shovel Knight
>Amiibo
>E-celeb reactiong image
Great job kid

>water bottle
In a world where people kill each other for water, you the player are chosen by the leader of your village to explore the uncharted waste for hopes of finding a new source. Adventure awaits you lets just hope you can find it before the dehydration kills you.

>>324356089
Unfortunately I've only heard of this game after watching a top 10 list of "scariest jumpscares" on youtube

I'm too big of a pussy to play horror games.

>PS3 Controller
Flower 2.

>>324353585
>my cute boyfriend
A VN about dating a cute boy I guess then.

>>324356328
so Mad Max?

>quasimoto album cd
a quasimoto game done like jet set radio future where you skate around spray painting things and getting new songs

>>324353585
I'm offended, Kim.

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>bottle of Pepsi
Oh gee I don't know

>>324353585
my pc

have it be like a city builder game only you run a prebuilt shop you are constantly upgrading PCs for whiny gamers bitching about miner bottlenecks instead of your constituency bitching about miner bottlenecks

>chapstick

you play as a make-up artist for a japanese idol corporation where the game-play is a split between an interactive beauty-game and a VN.

the first part is the beauty game. depending on the song and what it's about and how the stage is designed, you have to bring out the idol's beauty in comparison to the surroundings and not have it clash or contrast harshly with them.

the second part is the VN. there are a bunch of idols you do make-up for, and while you take your time doing the make-up you talk to them and find out they all have baggage of some sort. you can build relationships with the idols and help them deal with internal struggles both in the moment as they talk to you and outside in friendly get-togethers on your free times.

there are multiple endings depending on the number of idols, how good your rapport with them is, and how well you did their make-up (which will certainly have an effect on the success of their videos, concerts, etc).

>>324353585
>shower door
uh... portal 3?

>Random girls Tartan Scarf.

Some action/platform game where the scarf is the life bar and power indicator. No hud and say 30's aesthetic.

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>>324356487

>Headphones
In a near future music has been banned by the world government due to its nature of influencing people. You play as a teenager who finds an old MP3 player in your attic and now must use the power of music to bring people together and uncover the truth of the corruption of the new world government.

>nothing
A PS4 game

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>mr pibb
Its a doom clone where you burp at zombies to turn them into humans
When you pick up a health item, your character screams
>PUT IT IN YOUR HEAD

>>324353585
Wait hold up.

My Mum is to my left, which qualifies as an object because she's a woman.

I guess it's a pretty huge open world game with a variety of different monsters inhabiting the vast world. Very difficult to survive in.
Many mysteries await.

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>>324353585
>arizona ice tea.

one of those 0.99 games you find on steam that you didn't expect to enjoy as much as you did.

>>324357115
Go away Yung Lean.

Vaporwave is a meme and you're a MEEMEE.

>A copy of Super Mario 64
A game about an Italian plumber who wants to stop an evil turtle dragon from imprisioning the princess. But along the way something goes wrong and now he is stuck in a parallel universe where he can't see anything and must go thru a truly terrifying journey to make it back home and save the princess.

>surge protecting power bar

You play as a tiny man who lives and works inside a power bar. His is very lonely and drinks. He spends his days dynamically altering connections inside to increase efficiency based on the shifting output needs. His work is dangerous, as it is easy to be electrocuted if you are not careful. Sometimes a power surge comes and it is all he can do to keep things under control.

>>324357334
>must go thru a truly terrifying journey
A mario level made by some neet with nothing better to do but make the most technically infuriating level

>>324356068
>>324356234
>>324356328
>bottle
Get a brita filter and a tall glass, faggot.

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>>324357217
I've been drinking Arizona for years before vapourwave ever was a thing.

I don't even LIVE in Arizona.

>>324353585
>dumbbell
you are a sentient dumbbell and you fight crime

>>324353585
>my dick was already in my hand when I saw this thread
my dick is a stealth based game in which my dick is regularly tricks its overlord to beat my dick up for hours a day relentlessly looking at loli doujin hentai. My dick must avoid all 3d pig women that might try to harm my dick.

>>324353585
>my bank statement
money management?

>Muh dick

It's short and unfulfilling

>>324356328
I also have water bottle

>>324357513
>keeping an open glass of water sitting at your table all day
But dust, anon.

>>324357739
>>324357989
Why are your dicks to the left of you? Are they your fuccbois dicks?

>>324358036
Dust won't kill you anon. Well, unless you live in a real shithole that has asbestos flakes raining down making it feel like living in a 3rd world snow globe.

>>324357513
>Keeping a glass of water near your computer

Why would you do this

>>324357513

>Not having two large bottles that you fill with the filtered water so you can keep one in the fridge to chill while you drink the other, and refill+swap them as needed

It's like you hate drinking cold water or something.

>little cup of coffee
The name of this.game is : 1 man 1 cup
the goal is about drink all coffee but someone gave a piece of shit into. u need to dodge them

>a blanket
I dunno what it would be about but its bound to be comfy

> glass
You play as a bouncer and travel around the world working for different bars. It would be a beat'em up third person fighting game where you fuck up rowdy drunk people, and sometimes other bouncers in the rough world of bar politics.

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>>324358145

>>324353585
>A wall
Trump Simulator 2016?

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>>324358036
>takes all day to drink a glass of water
Nigga, drink your 2L.

>>324358145
I'm an adult and don't spill my drinks.

>>324353585
Kim Pines thread?

become a darknet weed vendor
dig elaborate underground growbunkers and evade fed investigation
expand your business
launder bitcoins, forge alliances, who can you trust?
will you stay in the game too long and end up an hero, or will you flee to belize and go out in an alamo style last stand against the cartels

>>324360164
scott pilgrim is the most underrated movie in the last decade

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>>324360164
Can we not?

>plate

a virtual reality game about being a dishwasher in a busy restaurant

>Tv remote
A new Gex game ;_;

>>324353585
ANTI-FUNGAL CREAM

YOU PLAY AS A ROBOT SENT TO A PLANET INFESTED WITH DEATHLY FUNGI AND IT IS YOUR JOB TO SPRAY ANTI-FUNGAL CREAM TO MAKE THE PLANET HABITABLE AGAIN WHILE ALSO BATTLING MUTATED MUSHROOM CREATURES

>>324360243
You mean overrated by faggots and rightfully forgotten by anybody with taste?

>>324360243
it was damn good
but comic kim pine is still superior
>>324360316
got something against kim?

>>324360316
someone shrink her facial features

>>324353585
Half finished bottle of Yingling Lager? Alcoholism simulator.

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>>324353585
>Block of papers
So it's like a platformer, where you are an origami creature. You can take many different forms that will be beneficial in specific situations. But you spend a piece of paper each time you change your form, so don't just change on a whim. As the game progresses you learn many new forms.

>>324353585
A COUCH

YOU are a tiny rat LIVING in a COUCH. You must scavenge snack CRUMBS and collect change to TRADE at the rat STORE. The enemy ant CLAN will try to thwart YOUR efforts. But beware the humans, THEY will try to murder you AND the ants. Can you survive for one WEEK until reinforcements from Pluto ARRIVE?

>>324353585
>CRT TV
A beat em up where your character uses TV as a weapon, i guess

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>>324355810

Some book about the opium war.

So either some cozy Port Royale style game set around Asian trade lanes with a big focus on smuggling. Or a gimped less interesting version of a Total War game.

>>324360534
>Yingling
Its Yuengling you shitter

Fish food
Insaniquarium deluxe was underated

>>324360915
I'm kind of tipsy you fagg0la

>>324360961
Carry on then

>>324353585
You awake in a spooky dark dungeon with a vanilla scented candle, but no match/lighter.

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>>324354213

Some planners, a couple of pens, and an old laptop battery... Seems like a good start for a mystery game

>4 Pack of Lightbulbs

I'm in a Free Roam type RPG where I have to build some cool item with shit that wouldn't actually be seen on it when it's done.

>chinese take away menu

Yazuka 10: Triad Wars 2

>candy wrapper

A game about a wrapper that has to find a piece of candy to wrap itself around.

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>>324353585
>pillow

>>324353585
>stack of work papers

MMORPG

>A collar on a leash...

It's a game sort of like your standard open-world adventure, but when you conscript companions, you literally have to drag them around on a leash. As the group of slaves increases, the chain of slaves following you gets longer and longer, THIS raises liability. As you move through the world, the chance that you might get tied up in them or something might attack the one at the back of the line increases, because the further away from you the last one is, the less situational awareness you have back there.

Maybe like Noby Noby Boy AND/OR classic Snake, but with a standard sword/shield/sorcery thing you see in low-fantasy settings.


And no, you can't simply have one slave and ignore that game mechanic. Getting them through the game is paramount. They become part of you, and you cannot refuse them.

You've got a set of tangled headphones, and you have to get them undone before the song is over. Each level, either the song gets shorter or there are more knots in the headphones, later levels even adding extra things in the mess like nearby plugs or shoelaces you have to untie from your headphones (and bonus points if you can get all of them untied before the song ends too)

>>324361879
>not football manager

>a blanket
The world has gone cold. You are the one who needs to bring warmth to it.

>>324362001
That sounds like a good ass indie game.

>Dog
Woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof.

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.

>>324362079
That's already a game.

>>324362129
Woof woof? Woof...

>>324353585
>almost empty beer bottle

An epic adventure about a person and the deadly struggle involved in getting another beer. Now includes multiple endings, deep dialogue trees, romance options (LGBT and minority friendly) and in-depth character customization.

For only $20, you can unlock the Internet Fun DLC that lets your character just sit there and continue to shitpost on /v/

>coffee cup
You are a detective solving crimes. What makes you different to the rest of the detectives is the fact that some kind of spirit possessed your favorite coffee cup and now every time you drink something out of it the spirit whispers to you, helping you to solve crimes by whispering hints or even telling you what the spirits of the deceased might have seen or know about the crimes.

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>Prawn Crackers, Spicy Flavour

Uh, well you're playing a prawn in the ocean and the goal is to become the biggest and baddest prawn around by the time the net comes in to harvest you and turn you in to a cracker.

The final cutscene is a person eating the prawn crackers and when he gets to the one that's mostly made out of you, his reaction will determine your score.

>>324353585
IT'S A MOBILE GAME
ABOUT PLAYING MOBILE GAMES
>My phone is charging to my left

>Shower Curtain

A puzzle game where you are stuck in a shower curtain but the shower curtain is alive

>im next to a wall
portal. fuck you.

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>>324353585
A wall, it's always a fucking wall! Every fucking time you guys go "pick left" it's going to be a wall

>Make a game out of it
>Trump simulator?

>>324353585
>a few oreos on a paper napkin
You are but one sentient oreo and you must travel throughout the house in search of your brethren to steal their cream stuffing to become the ultimate stuffed oreo to be eaten by your master.
Oreo Simulator 2016, it will make tons of profit because of the simulator meme.

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>can of 7 up

Hmmmmmm

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Vape.

Game based around the whole "cloud chasing" thing

>have to control breathing
>have to be wear of temp of battery/coils
>goal is to have the biggest vapour cloud
>licensed gear with relative stats.
>get to customise your build with name brand equipment
>dripper building minigame with coil winding and cotton wicking.
>maybe dlc skins for vape

Collectors edition comes with branded vape/rda

a jug with strawberry milkshake.

I don't know, some cute VN with anime girls and shit?

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>>324353803

>PS4

Neptunia

>>324364747
sick

>>324353585
>My face

Depression Quest

>A tower cabinet with games inside
Gauntlet

a small kettle

i guess youd boil a kettle at some point

>>324353585
>hot cup of coffee that burnt my hand when i grabbed it
A game about WAKE ME UP INSIDE and not being able to wake up.

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>>324353585
>a fedora
Witcher 3 it is.

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>>324364747
Or maybe the character has a super vape that gives him vape cloud based powers from the flavors. Don't forget a revolver like flavor changer for those powers

>Clouds that chokes enemies
>Make cloud platforms
>Shoot a projectile cloud
>Cloud snake
>Cloud to Make an escape
>Hypnotize enemies
etc.

>>324366985
>3D platformer with cloud based powers
holy shit I think your onto something

>blanket
You must get something at the end of the stage but you gotta use the blanket in order to be undetected by the demons. So...a stealrh game i guess

>Yogurt
Dunno?

>Portable disk drive

Something something Tron

A crushed mountain dew can
The game would be like pepsi man only it's made to donate to cripple charities

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>>324353585
>PS3
>PSP
>PSV
Here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperdimension_Neptunia

>Infinite Jest

Uhh, it's a tennis and rehabilitation simulator.

>green tea
You own a tea shop and work your way to spread your green tea ways until complete global saturation

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>>324353585
>A wooden Christmas nutcracker I've forgot to put away

LEFT INJURED AND UNCONSCIOUS AFTER A FIERY CONFLICT, OLD CHERRY ASHWOOD IS STUCK BEHIND ENEMY LINES. ASHWOOD SKULKS ABOUT THE BUTTERNUT TERRITORY, SURVIVING IN THE WILD, FENDING FOR HIMSELF AND SACKING ENEMY OUTPOSTS.

ARMED WITH ONLY HIS RIFLE, BAYONET AND HIS POWERFUL BITING STRENGTH, CHERRY WILL BE SURE TO CRACK SOME OF THESE NUTS ON HIS WAY BACK HOME.

>>324353585
>sleeping brother

Mario already did it.

>eczema cream
A game where you have to apply the cream to irritated areas on some dude's skin to stop him from clawing it off in his sleep, but he does it anyway.

>>324353585
>wallet
Steam Sale Simulator

>>324353585
>smartphone
a downgraded game made by ubisoft about hacking

>>324353585
>headphones with broken mic
You play as a father who has headphones connected to the phone and phone is dialing his daughter who is on the other side of the drowning train in a tunnel. Your goal is to reach out to her while all you can do is listen how she is afraid and not even sure if you are alive and going to rescue her.

>>324353585
>heater
Uh, you warm stuff up?

>>324360659
That sounds pretty cool. Not my kind of game since that kind of shit will just irritate and annoy me, unless maybe all of the levels are real short, but I'd say you have a good idea there. I can't imagine it hasn't already been done before.

>>324353585
the only thing to my left is a wall

>hat
It's a class based multiplayer FPS with a cartoony artstyle

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>>324353585
>fridge
>Tactical Refridgerators Action 2 :Stay Frosty Edition

>>324355471
its a defense game but also like besieged, with online multiplayer

>>324355672
RUN BITCH RUUUUUN.
every game

>workmate
Game about being a needy cunt who doesn't know English.

I'll pass on grabbing her.