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For all those wizards out there. what was your last game before hit wizard status?
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>>324332986
>implying /v/irginity isn't just a meme
Y-You're not really a virgin, right anon?
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Diablo 3?
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>>324334242
>YFW hookers don't count
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>>324334564
>stooping that low
>ever
>even as a joke
Wow. Maybe it is true. Shocking desu.
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>>324334786
feminist detected
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>>324334242
turn 30 in a couple months. and i'm just sitting here playing Persona 4 golden
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>31, kissless/dateless
>closet homo living downtown in a liberal city
I have literally zero excuse
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>work takes most of my free time away
>always tired
>barely time for vidya or hobbies
>make enough money to just get by
>women only want walking wallets that ejaculate money all the time

meh
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>>324335038
A lot of girls just want someone who will treat them like they matter. That does take time though, and probably a bit of money. Hardly have to be a walking wallet though.

You seem a little bit too cynical, love. Maybe you should just go out and talk to some people, rather than preemptively giving up.
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>>324332986
Playing BF: Hardline at the time. It has a surprisingly beefy single player campaign for a modern shooter.
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>>324334564
They better fucking count.
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>>324335557
Anon they don't count.

It's not having sex, it's making love.
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>>324335421
>Hardly have to be a walking wallet though.

Your naivety is cute anon.
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>>324335421
Women are the Jews of humanity
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>>324335640
what do you mean they don't count? if you had sex then you have sex. there is no grey area here.
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>>324335642
>>324335710
I have a girlfriend. She doesn't expect much from me in terms of money, and that's good because I've got none. It's about finding the right kind of people, I guess.
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do the japanese gyaru whores count?

if so then i get laid quite often
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>women only want free money and kids
>tfw don't have money and absolutely do not want kids ever

I wish I were gay at this point but nothing about the male body is appealing.
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>>324335856
You're right but you're only going to get shitposting replies about how you're wrong.
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>>324335038
Could always lower your standards, I haven't paid any money towards dates and gotten laid a few times. Take a bitch for a walk, bitches love walks.
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24 year old kissless virgin

I barely acknowledge attractive women any more. Kind of just given up at this point.

At least my dog loves me.
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>>324336015
I wish I was a girl tbqh, but with the same brain I have now.

>masturbate every single day 3 times to JAV
>touch my boobs

I want to die
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>>324336109
That's alright.

>>324336219
Make female friends. Always a great start. You probably won't get a girlfriend out of it, but you'll start getting used to talking to them, find out what they like, etc. If you ask - and you're lucky - they might hook you up with one of their friends.
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>tfw too shy to make friends

Don't waste those high school / college years in your basement on the internet, /v/, even if you manage to graduate and gain a career you don't have a lot of time to develop a social life and things only get worse after college.
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I'm not a wizard yet.

I'll be one soon enough though.
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>>324336470
Even if by some miracle a chick was interested in me, I wouldn't want to subject the poor girl to my shitty life.

I think I'd rather be alone than impose my shittiness on some poor innocent person, especially when they could be with someone worthwhile instead.
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>>324335421

>Just go out and talk to people

This ranks only slightly behind "just be yourself" and "cheer up" as the most unhelpful bullshit advice ever.
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>>324332986
oh shitttt, dude, DESERT STRIKE starcraft 2 lmao, i was 23

amazing thread man
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>tfw less than 4 years away from wizardry

Not even daily faps can keep me content now. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

Who am I kidding? I don't even have the balls to go to a whore. See you space wizards[/spoilers]
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>>324336972
There are some girls out there with lives as bad as yours, with no self worth. They need you.

>>324337101
Why are you not capable of finding people with similar interests to talk to?
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>>324336734
>college years
I really enjoyed them. Shame so many of the people I bonded with are international. Nearly all of them went beyond my reach went they either went home to their home countries or left to go work somewhere else.

Workplace bonding just isn't the same. It's never as personal. Half the times, it feels like people just show up to booze.
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Getting closer to wizardry and am about to finish my degree, feels like I get less social the older I get. I get along with the people around but most of my relationships are pretty shallow. The worst part is that I'm super comfortable being like this. I think I'm just a natural hermit, I should just probably embrace it at this point.

Click the link below to subscribe to my blog.
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The best part about becoming a wizard is accepting yourself. Embrace it anon.
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>>324339397
The best part about not becoming a wizard is having someone else accept you. Embrace THEM anon.
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>>324339570

>Someone who is expecting to be a wizard
>finding someone to embrace

It isn't by choice someone becomes a wizard
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I'm surprised no one made a greentext story about someone getting a wizard cake for their 30th birthday.
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>>324339897
Fight against it damnit. Stop expecting everyone to give up on you just because you have.

>>324339932
Well it hasn't happened yet. Everyone knows greentext stories have to be true.
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>>324340184

Life ain't a romcom anon. Some people will never find another person to be with. Its just the way things are. Learning to accept the world as it is instead of fighting against the features that cannot be altered is a sign of maturity.
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>>324339932
>wake up
>hit full wizard status
>go to work
>coworkers buy me lunch
No cake was had.

If I were to have one, it would be one of those green tea cakes.
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>>324339209
Go live in the mountains and become the mysterious side character who saves the protagonist after they have an accident on a snowy road.
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>>324340647
It can change though, anon. Giving up on yourself is not a sign of maturity, it's a sign of defeatism. You're breaking my heart.
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The only wizard power you really gain is the uncanny, superhuman ability to get slightly bitter when flipping through your relatives' Facebook posts with their spouses and kids as they grow older.
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>>324341878
>Facebook
Anon you're doing that to yourself. Stop looking at Facebook you twat.
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I believe it was Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Curtain Call.

Great game.
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>>324341026
Sounds dope. Is there a mountain area with fiber optic?
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>>324341878
Jokes on you I already have that power
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>fat
>spending all my time wanking
>still somehow get a girl as a teen and have a kid with her
>years later she's in another country, with three more kids, whil I'm still fat and wanking
>girls send me photos of their boobs and want to fuck at cons
I literally have no idea what's so hard about getting women. Just be yourself, don't spill any spaghetti and have your own opinion - they'll want to fuck anyone besides their boyfriends who spend all the time at work.

Even so, I still have 2 more years to wizard status, even if I didn't fuck, but from my experience - better to fuck a hooker when you're younger and get done with this whole stress of "I have to put my penis or I'm not a man" or it'll get harder. I mean, if I didn't fuck my ex I had a kid with, I bet I'd be even more autistic and unsocial.
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yo know speaking of wizards and such, ┬┐is there a game where i can be an all powerfull wizard and travel trough worlds and spacetime? like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I
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>>324335856
Hahahaha nigger just you wait until your relationship gets more serious, in which you're required to get a house, transport, bill payments, possible future child costs. She'll be expecting a fuck ton more out of you than 'I care about her'
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>>324344089
We've been married and living together for three years, no kids in sight unless she wants to adopt, since I'm sterile. We're not putting away much of anything into savings, but we're making it just fine, thanks.

This isn't some casual college 'I wuv u' shit.
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>>324344089
Shit, I dropped the ball.
>married
This is what I get for being casual.
Sorry for trying to inspire you guys.
I'm as shit out of luck as you.
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>>324341235

But I haven't given up on myself. I've just accepted that who I am, who I want to be, is not particularly attractive. I don't want to rush around doing things I don't want to do to impress people. I want to work my job, make enough money that I can come home to a comfortable apartment and play video games and shitpost in my spare time.

If, by some miracle, someone falls into my lap during that routine, I wouldn't turn them down. I just doubt the possibility of such an event happening, and don't feel the need to force a change in order to increase its liklihood.

I am content. Contentment is not the happiness you see on television, but it sure beats being miserable.
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>>324344706
I just want to save someone from becoming me.

Just once.
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>>324345590

You've come to the wrong place then. You need to intervene before they're in high school. Friendless people at that point will likely continue to be friendless, barring some kind of massive change.

The number one way to meet new people, and therefore a potential partner, is through friends. There is no substitute for having a support base of at least acquaintances.
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