Are we are living in an age where video games are getting so ingrained in children that they can't find any enjoyment growing up without a game involved or what
The point here being that society has low standards.
Does anyone care about home world anymore? Can we have a thread where we talk about a game that's not weeb and not e celeb?
Thoughts? Predictions? Excitement?
>Any year above 10
>Minecraft is still relevant.
at least most nintendo girls are human, who could get off to literal squares rubbing against eachother
hell i could probably make one of these videos just by pushing two cardboard boxes together
It's not necessarily video games or Minecraft, it's just severe social ineptitude to the point of not being able to relate to other human beings on even the most primal level.
You know all those 80s/early 90s kids who grew up watching all those cartoons full of talking animals and turned out to be furries as adults? Same reason. If they'd of had Minecraft back then they'd be jerking off to block people right now too.
It's basically what happens when parents decide to not engage with their kid at all or provide them with social stimuli and instead lets the tv/video games/etc solely raise their kid for them.
>years from now the weird fetish here won't be furry or loli but minecraft and block people porn
If these kids are getting off to blocks imagine what sort of shit they will be into years down the road if this is the starting point for them.
I started off with monster girls about 12 years ago and I'm into some pretty weird shit now, I can only imagine they will turn out to be worse than kitchen tile guy.
The difference between Minecraft and [your first fap] is that the former isn't even remotely visually nor sexually appealing.
Lara has big tits, Misty has a slender figure and wears tight clothes. Minecraft has cubes and bad textures.
>instead of anons replying THICK at girl image posts they find attractive they'll post PRISMATIC
>if you don't subscribe, then you're not cool
I hope video games crash and burn in a river of flame.
i think this is funny more than anything. people can jack off to whatever gets them going, but man, this in particular is a hoot.
It's because if you Google "porn" the very first result is PornHub.
Parents don't supervise their internet use and give them tablets and smartphones at way too early an age. So when they hear the word "porn" for the first time and find out what it is, they Google it and Google is happy to oblige.
I know that the first time I heard of porn was when I was 12 or so and had just started middle school. Unfortunately my parents were poor so we didn't have internet access until well into my late teens so as much as I wanted to experience it for myself as a kid I couldn't.
I mean I've seen some pics of sexualized creepers and skeletons where they're monstergirls or just animes in hoodies or whatever the fuck but this is on a whole 'nother level.
Many years ago, you were masturbating to this /v/
whats the difference?
>trolled hard minecraft
I can't fucking breathe.
Minecraft is just so popular that kind of thing is natural.
The other day while looking for chubby girls I ended up playing some kind of rpgmaker game about this guy's adventures in minecraft. Aside from being about the developer being kidnapped while his OCs rescue him it was a pretty good game. Combat was pretty well balanced, each character has their own unique gimmick, and the battle sprites are actually incredibly good looking.
The fetish stuff was pretty okay if you like weight gain and stuffing. Also the chubby creeper girl was pretty cute, probably because she was a girl and not a green dick.
I've jerked off to minecraft porn once but it was only because the girl was getting gangbanged by animals and shit with tons of cum everywhere. She didn't even look blocky like >>324327373
you know, I don't mind people jerking it to minecraft porn.
I've seen some cute pictures of hot anime babes wearing creeper hoodies, for example. I'd probably masturbate to that too.
And hell, even for a more blocky approach I've seen some kinda hot stuff drawn by gashi-gashi.
But if this is what the average kid looking up minecraft porn is jerking their little baby dick off too, then god help us all.
>funny meme boy
>how to install mods
>steve raping some creeper
Kids these days are so fucked up
>this is the shit we have in 2016
>no fucking AI or cool robot things
>but yes on blocky porn
The jews did this
This is gonna be like that fucking girlgaming website again isn't it.
I fucking knew january or february this shit would be on my eye's doorstep again. I hate this goddamn time of fucking year.
>Hard edges literally cannot be attractive to our brains.
You should see some of the shit people online are attracted to. People can be attracted to literally anything. And I do mean anything.
The oculus rift exists now.
And robotics are coming along. We have robots that can walk fairly well. They will be reliable soon enough. You can talk to your phone and TV now, and it listens. Everyone can buy a reasonably priced flying device now. It's coming, anon. Don't panic.
What if kids start off with shit so that they can work their way up? If you find the best at an early age, the only way is down.
Man, I get that people get off to porn of the cartoons for some reason; but Brady Bunch?
The difference is that despite graphical limitations, that's obviously meant to represent a busty curvaceous woman. Furthermore there was plenty of FMV art of her to let you know what she was supposed to look like.
There's a big difference between that and fucking blocks that can't be anything but blocks.
Hey, that's exactly how I spelled Masturbating when I was 9.
If jerking it to blocks is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I missed this /b/. I missed the time where we can look up other sad fucked up internet communities and laugh instead of getting riled up and insulted over nothing.
Look anon that girl has round boobs and a round ass and looks similiar to a human, what these kids are doing this they are literally masturbating to nude minecraft skins "fucking" each other
using gashi-gashi art is fucking cheating, that guy could make me masturbate to anything.
remember when this was just a neat little game on /v/ about playing with blocks and you could talk to notch in the threads and it was just a cool thing with a cult following and
>there are pre-teens RIGHT NOW yanking to this
THIS IS WHAT NOSTRADAMUS WAS TALKING ABOUT
WHY DID YOU NOT PREVENT THIS
>Kids getting into porn
>Everyone here freaks the fuck out
Don't even pretend you weren't jacking it to ZONE animations or the hot girls in whatever games you had growing up. This is the same thing.
>that one twilek porn digital playground did
Yes anon but we jacked off the thing that were human shaped, thing that looked like a human. These kids are masturbating to fucking geometric shapes. Even sonic porn isn't this bad.
>5 year old nephew visits for the weekend
>ask him what he wants to be when he grows up
>tells me he wants to be a minecraft youtuber
>spends the entire weekend watching minecraft letsplays
this ones for the brits
>kids nowadays are growing up with full, completely unrestricted and unmonitored access to the internet on mobile devices like the 3DS from the point they're able to read
this is fucking disturbing and worries me for the future, this technology is unlike anything that has ever existed before
at any given time on the internet, you're just a search and a click away from seeing that GIF of a guy shitting on a baby
the power to find anything is too much for kids to handle and parents are totally ignorant
Spoons are a natural shape anon, and just because japs are all squinty doesn't make everyone else bug-eyed you goddamn chink.
I bet you don't even know about our spoon trees, I bet you think we make them out of fucking metal or something.
They didn't have another word for muslim?
games replaced cartoons
>It's basically what happens when parents decide to not engage with their kid at all or provide them with social stimuli and instead lets the tv/video games/etc solely raise their kid for them.
this, so much this
>UK getting culturally enriched so hard they have to enter a search term for their own region just to find porn they like
If the designs were changed to non-blocks I wouldn't have a problem. A normal (for 2D) woman getting raped by a zombie and a creeper rendered as some kind of writhing four-legged penis monster is understandable, but keeping the block aesthetic is just... I don't get it. It's like getting off to super deformed characters only moreso.
last two before I go back to video games
saving the best for last
Why the fuck is pornhub filled with so much meme shit?
I remember going to boobs.com with a friend and immediately exiting once the page finally loaded
More like a whole NETHER level! HAHAHAHA!
you can find more of them here http://www.pornhub.com/insights
God damn I'll have to visit sometime
>Have to spend a few weeks in Mobile because of my job
>Everyone is black
>no one posted the best one yet
Thing is, anon, the "90's kids" were basically the last generation to not be surrounded by technology.
They grew up in a time where the internet had yet to really become popular, and tech was still in its early days. Sure, over time they started adapting to tech as it developed, but from here on out, all future generations will be practically surrounded by smartphones/computers/etc.
The only, ONLY hope for them is that, since their parents adapted to technology, that hopefully those parents will be able to guide these children.
It's still a harrowing thought.
Not having imagination
shitty excuse is shitty also...you people are pretty much finding Rule 34 one of the pilars of the internet and probably one of the few things 4chan actually likes wrong?
holy fuck /v/ just holy fuck...
>THERE'S 65+ YEAR OLD PEOPLE JACKING IT OFF TO PONIES
>Republic of the Congo on-par with Spain and France
>People used to fap to low poly models
>New we got SFM for high quality porn
>People resort to fapping to cubes anyways
We have regressed
>TFW Smelling my first vagina has ruined women for me
I smelled my first vagina and it stunk just like an arm pit - extremely sour!!
Now everytime I think about women, even cute girls a distinct smell of arm pit throws me off.
What the fuck do I do to get over this so I can go back to loving women?
Also, I can't enjoy anime either because I imagine the smelly vaginas of all the girls in the animes.
Fuck, losing my virginity was supposed to be a good thing...
>smelly wife feet
What the fuck. What's even the pool this is coming from? Is it all just Kim Jong-un's person computer?
>americans don't have to search for america because the internet is american
Eh, I was searching for hentai of things like pokemon and the simpsons when I was 10 in 2001, I'd say even quote unquote 90's kids grew up with the ability to find fucked up porn with ease.
Although I'm not sure if I fall into that category since I wasn't born before the 90s.
>You also masturbated to shit back then, you are not better than them :)
Are people seriously arguing pic related is the same as literal cubes with bad textures or we are simply flooded by kids?
have you seen the American Dad porn parody?
it's fucking comedic gold.
>minecraft hard drilling
>lets play minecraft
>how is masturbating to children weird?
Why men who browse porn love traps so much?
Stop, I don't want 4chan to be responsible for the next term like brony again, giving them a banner to fly will make the problem even worse
Well it's not a hard-and-fast
HAHArule or anything, just that, nowadays, the internet is basically ubiquitous, and not as much of a niche thing as it was years ago.
My main point was that from here on out, kids are gonna be exposed to a LOT of fucking weird stuff due to their uninhibited ability to browse the internet.
>CP is only illegal because real kids get harmed in making it
Spain has the best tastes. Amateur pron is the best. And casting couch is pretty good, because it's like a blend of amateur and industry. The girls are still new, so there is a candid feeling to the videos.
Having lived in kentucky my entire life, let me just say there's only three types of people here. Wife beating white trash, normalfags that argue about basketball all day, and colossal weeaboos.
since this is an off-topic thread, I thought I'd ask here because I've been wondering.
why do ugly people continue living? wouldn't you just look in the mirror and think, "man, I'm really fucking ugly. why even live?"
>hoover over the other post
>the word weird stays on the same place but changes from yellow to white.
>Japan has the most elderly people watching porn
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Then again, that might just be the rapidly aging population thing that's going on over there.
>Liking those thick disgusting manarms
>Not instead going for glorious maid
They must be very skilled at concealing their power level because I've only seen the first two.
The idea of a big redneck guys kicking back and watching something like Puni Puni Poemy does make me pretty happy.
Because not everyone in the world is shallow enough to put looks above everything so being ugly doesn't mean you're forever alone. I for one don't care about looks, as long as the guy can make me laugh and smile.
If you're American we are in the same boat.
I mean, we actually have a positive population growth and births in each category of race, but we are going to have to stop social security because there are ~2 workers to every old person, as opposed to a healthy 40 when social security was started.
Virginia doesn't surprise me after I did some research, but Kentucky is a bit weird
Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah, it is weird that the internet will be to kids now like TV was to kids 20 years ago, where it permeates everything. Although I think everyone from my age to like 1998 was able to spend most of their childhood without being constantly connected, I'm sure the majority have been seeing fucked up things on the internet since age 8.
How long will it be before /v/ is full of blockfuckers?
Would probably boil down to the Oedipus Complex and a disconnect from the real world merging into one big psychological issue.
>work at a restaurant
>kids sit on their tablets while parents talk
>parents occasionally encourage kids to go explore or play
>they always just wander over to the stairs, sit down, and get out their phones
>sometimes see 3 or 4 kids on the stairs, not sitting together or talking, just on phones
If I kept my phone on me and taking pictures of kids wasn't creepy I'd take a pic that would get me so many (You)s lamenting the next generation
Well I live in TJ so I don't know, maybe it's a border thing.
>wanting a pegasister as a gf
No man, you don't want that shit, trust me, I dated an ex brony girl for like 6 months
so basically this is all le 4chan and or reddit le meme shit
why am i not surprised....
>hurr durr why my kid google expand le dong?
>is he fuck even monkeyz?
You would have to be between 10 and 13 to find this shit attractive.
So give it about 4 years before 17 year old anons start dripping in block porn unironically. 7 years for a full turn over and acceptance.
The rules state "Videogames and Videogame culture". This topic is ostensibly "Videogame culture".
>Implying minecraft can't be sexy
Stop pretending this is any different from your regular porn or those SFM porn videos.
You do know that talking animal cartoons were a minority compared to all the action shit meant to sell toys, right?
>thinking this is the same with this;
I know an autistic (literally, he was identified last year) 13 year old who probably picked up that term watching minecraft videos.
every single fucking time he gets in trouble for anything or is mad at something he calls it 'trolling'. Like he has no idea what it actually means, just uses it for everything.
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.
The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.
They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.
Crystal children’s auras aren't specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn't in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.
The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
>recreating pixel art
You know that's not what people talk about when they mention Minecraft. Stop splitting hairs.
nigga i think you had the wrong paragraph copied
>implying you wouldn't a minecraft girl
That slow fill paint tool reminded me of Kid Pix, baby's first photoshop/MSpaint. I either drew mazes with the line tool to fill like this, or slowly drew Megaman battles between robot masters with the brushes that had particle effects.
Thanks for posting this.
He must have been on to something. Are you looking at all of these porn searches? In every one, older women are the most popular searches. MILFs, Moms, Step Moms. Dudes seem to really be into older female figures.
Well I'm not gonna go too deep into it but anyways
>nice artist, knows how to draw
>nice and quiet
>she tells me she was an ex member of a brony club
>of all the male members she was one of the two females (we're talking it was during high school so she was probably 15)
>literally every story she had was about drama
>her friends were almost borderline autistic, alongside being 4chan irl memers
>turns out she's a big center of attention
>tells me one time she went to a sleepover with 4 guys of the group (they invited the rest but didn't go)
>no sex happened (but I found this weird either way)
>caused more drama, brpnies take sides between both girls (another bitch she always complained about and herself)
I want to believe she really didn't care for the attention, but it's the same "girl in a boys club" story, she says she doesn't need attention, but obviously does (she's now in one of those wacky facebook ironic meme groups, where, surprise surprise, is also the center of attention). So no, I wouldn't really go for a brony gf. I'm also skipping her hard life but it's really not worth mentioning. If a girl is in a group of mal adjusted neckbeards (that most of the time double as furries) she wuill probably crave more attention than you could ever give her