Even the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom knows her place is in the kitchen.
Sigurd is shit.
Oh, fuck. First this retard was drawing Daisy with a weird head and saggy tits, but now he's doing it to Peach. And you tasteless morons will keep on posting it as if it wasn't unnerving as fuck.
When it comes to Peach at the beach, how did we go from this...
>not cooking yourself
>not cooking with your SO
How does it feel having to depend on someone else or missing out the fun of cooking something with your loved one?
niggers like you deserve less superior bitches like this
I cook for myself, familia
No better feeling than doing shit yourself.
Even if i only really know how to make italian dishes
Cooking with somebody is more fun than cooking for somebody.
But then again it depends on personality and chemistry.
Me and my wife should take part in some kind of competition one day because we work so well together tbqh
But that won't make my hunger go away.
>wanting to bang the generic blonde human
shit taste familia
>All the porn of Peach is her being a big tittied bimbo slut with a huge ass
Where's all the cute innocent Peach?
Even the Queen of the Koopa Kingdom knows her place is crushing the skulls of the weak.
>You will never go on a date with Peach
>She will never give you a chaste kiss on the cheek
>She will never invite you into the castle
>You will never watch movies with her on the sofa while she rests her head on your chest
>You will never have slow, loving cuddlesex with her under the covers with the lights off.
There's a reason I got out of bed, but I can't remember what it was.
At leats post one of the good zeldas. Why does everyone like TP zelda? She gives up her kingdom without a fight and stays locked in her tower for 99% of the game. Get possed by gannondorf and then is a horrible shot with a bow during the horseback fight.
Use ST or HW zelda or even tetra.
He is good at drawing feet.
Maybe he didn't want to hide those delicious feet by drawing hands on top of them.
We all want Midna to be our friend anon, we all do.
Perfect ladylikeness. It's hard to improve on nailing feminity so spot on.
Though it has been done by one.
This one didn't have Bowser and it's great. Maybe the best.
>This is how Peach keeps her ass limber for Smash Bros
Can't help imagining yourself spanking dat ass and watching it jiggle out of control?
Don't have it; don't know if it exists. I thought minus8 did a new flash and then I heard he retired (depressing) so I don't think it's his.
>no fap anything
Just do it when you feel like it.
Hnnng, I just wanna hump that shit, dude.
Legitimately the best ass in gaming.
>This one didn't have Bowser and it's great.
Which is why you're gonna post the sauce now right
She's got a rump I have the need to pump.
Nigga she's playing sports, you don't do that in a floor length dress.
Or she could be a big enough bimbo that she likes wearing it short whenever she can get away with it. But that's crazy talk.
You will never dress in a pink dress and look cute
Feels horrible. It's all I want to do.
She's brunette so she stands out from the constant blonde Zelda incarnations. And in TP's defense at least she tried to help her people and even helped Link fight Ganondorf in the end. Most Zelda's don't even do that much.
>Most Zelda's don't even do that much.
Absolute bullocks. In the games where she isn't captured she's always doing something. In fact, the one time she tries to not do anything (spirit tracks) is the one time she's forced to do something.
>Playing Mario Maker with brother
>Cute and sexy Peach thread unmolested by newfag janitors
Life is good right now.
>Football instead of watching Genesis 3 now that Smash 64 is finally over.
Apparently we're not allowed to have Kantai threads that are cute and sexy too, despite being video games. I'm happy with Peach at least.
How corrupted do you like your pretty pink princesses?
I've never been huge into Smash after 64. Plus competitive Smash sounds awful to me.
More power to you for enjoying it though.
Why does Peach look so amazing in a ponytail?
It gets pretty hype. Thanks though.
I fucking love it when a ponytail has some thickness, and the more the better.
Rosetta does too. I think it's just because you so rarely see them that it's a treat when they wear one.
Plus ponytails are just nice.
I get it, I just like a koopa lady to actually look like a koopa lady, too. I enjoy both.
It's the contrast between the body and the personality that's attractive to me there, you dig?
help me /v/ my lust for peach grows every single day and i get genuinely sad knowing that i will NEVER EVER fuck Peach
Are we dead? Please don't say we are.
>tfw no Peach gf ever
Better post a link to the full at least, google shits itself when it comes to crops.
There's an easy way around that, you know.
Just add &safe=off to the end of the google search link.
Wow, you learn new things all the time. Thanks.
Lots of mods to be a girly girl and dresses out there.
I just hope people start using that instead of asking for sauce all the damn time.
Needs to be a public post on the front page.
>tfw all I want is good, cute art of Peach on the toilet
If you loved large animals sitting on you why don't you just became a scale at the zoo?