>But first, let's talk about parallel universes
I generally feel bad for chibi because it's not his fault he's retarded, but this is too much.
I unironically believe this is the greatest pieces of performance art of all time.
>it's not his fault he's retarded
Damn nigger, that's a goodass joke
>being an autist excuses being a retard
Guess that's why you post here, huh?
This fucking guy
basically there's a glitch where if you get into a fight while in the air you'll get extra height when you exit the fight, the jump he had to make needed to have him get it exact at the apex of the jump, instead he lost height by jumping too soon, so he shouldn't have been able to make the jump so what he actually did was use hacks to make himself able to levitate and jumo again
You don't get it,
which isn't suprising, autist
Being autistic isn't immediately a get out of jail free card for when you act like an idiot. Having brain issues doesn't excuse every stupid thing you do, and you have to think about improving yourself instead of leaning on your disability to wave away blame.
It's like how people would post those kids performing in their talent show, as a band, and they weren't even bad for real; they also weren't great, but it became a stupid meme for people to keep posting it over and over and over again. It doesn't even have to fit the context of the thread.
Chibi's a dick to his mom
>Spend 9 months pregnant
>Dream of everything that the child you've created will accomplish
>It grows up to be Chibi
His poor mom
>tfw watched the whole video
>that explanation for half jumps
>charging up for 24 hours
>The fucking Scuttlebug
I love this shit
His math and shit makes Gameme Theory look like a kindergartener
We do it to feel better about ourselves by mocking those who carry exaggerated versions of our own perceived inadequacies
We all have some Chibi inside us, as unfortunate as that sounds
Why do autists have this slight lisp to their inflection? Chibi and Koek here both do it, it's almost indicative, as if your voice changes a little from lack of social interaction
I have it too sometimes and it scares me
autist-written scripts are very obvious, autists have a very particular way of speaking
if you remember today's best of /v/ thread, do you remember that one girl that autistic anon invited to his home? that's the kind of shit I mean
I don't like how autism is the go-to word for dedication. There should be a real definition and cutoff point so people don't accidentally become autistic for putting effort into something.
>particular way of speaking
here's an example of raging autism
>For my avatar I'll be using the Colo Claw Fish
Speed running is cool. The players who do it are usually good at the game in an impressive way. It's how it went from being some weirdoes on a website like Speed Demos Archive, where I only would read about the game and the run itself, to now it's being streamed and put in every thread on /v/
Oh god i remember watching the original, such cancer. His commentary is so bad.
>For those who arent familiar with this game, we know he cheated because of several reasons.
>1. The curtains closed extremely late, which is a sign of Gecko use.
>2. There was no jump noise after the encounter, so he obviously levitated.
>3. There was no reaction to getting the trick first try, which would normally be extremely surprising.
>4. He built up the run a bunch on twitter, claiming "WR Attempts" with a PB an hour and a half behind record. He also said that he "felt like this run would make him proud."
So yeah, this is obviously an extremely unacceptable thing to do, lying about it not once, but TWICE. Not sure what the repercussions will be, Ill leave that up to the community.
>is now running a speedrunning marathon
Jesus fucking christ
I watched the whole thing
Three and four only add context, there is absolutely no reason these couldn't have happened at the same time as a legitimate run.
Only one and two are actual evidence, but it's pretty fucking convincing.
I'm not defending Chibi, the guy's a spaz and a pervert, but man that Tasmalleo guy comes off as such an autist.
"So I will analyze this later and conclude with more information later."
Like he's the authority on speed runs or something.
He explains all these things. Scuttlebug raising, parralel universe. But never once does he explain why the fuck they help him beat the game without pressing buttons.
His speech impediment combined with his obsession over the game (and willingness to pay money for people to reproduce a bug) does suggest some kind of legitimate medical autism
dude used hacks to make a super hard jump in a speed run of Paper Mario Thousand year door, immediately got called on using hacks and got banned from the speed runner community or something
>believing some random nerd on the phone over your own son
>you will never be 25 and have your parents be so disappointed in you that they threaten to take away your video games at 3AM
I'm so glad that even before I moved out my parents didn't give a shit about me staying up until 7 AM. I wonder if parents who do shit like this to their children are partly to blame for how the kids end up.
>He thought that if he took the collar of he would die
>So you're saying he was a big guy
I was lucky enough to experience high school with phones that were just smart enough to take pictures. Getting your girlfriends nudes, saving them, then when she breaks up with you because she's such a bitch you send them to her dad.
what a time to be alive
I feel so awful for the parents of children like this. Nobody deserves to try and unconditionally love something this terrible.
how did this man hold a straight face during the phone call
you're just upset because of his female gf, delete this thread now
Work, video games. I'm not saying I'm the model son, but I'm not 25 and driving my parents insane.
My dad is a total jew, and I make more money than him so as far as he's concerned I turned out well.
>I wonder if parents who do shit like this to their children are partly to blame for how the kids end up.
Everyone has a chance to make whatever they want of themselves. Even if his parents deliberately raised him in the worst way possible, it is still each individual's responsibility for how they end up. But, people don't understand that nobody really owes anyone else anything. Just because you're born, that doesn't mean you have to go along with whatever society expects of you.
oh so that's what she was thinking
>okay so I have to do a half-press here to go into a PU and then activate the Scuttlebug
I love the same 4 tired jokes being repeated everytime we have these threads.
It's the new KOTH online threads or those stggs videos that /v/ has drained any sense of humor out of by repeating them daily.
and what a mighty fine dick that is. though cosmo had a nice package too, as evidenced in that video where he wagged it back and forth in his short skirt on stream.
his chubby dick poked out from under his skirt, hes uncut btw
Glitch where you can jump again after you encounter an enemy in mid-air. He uses it to get up on a ledge he shouldn't be able to reach. However, even with that glitch, its impossible to reach that ledge unless you are at the absolute apex of your jump, but he makes the jump anyway despite losing some height and he gets caught cheating.
Right after he makes it he says I like that JUMP!"
>Mom offers email to receive her son's dick pics
>Mom acknowledges Chibi's weird fetishes, including wanting to have sex with a man in front of an underaged girl
White peoples s crazy
Imagine having a son and being able to have an heir to your lineage, and he ends up speedrunning into the wee hours of the morning when he isn't working a dead end job.
>mom complains about yellow bedsheets with food in them
nah man you gotta do it like this
what a surprise that she dumped him the next day LOL
>he builds up speed for 12 FUCKING HOURS
Holy fuck, is this the power of autism?
Adam_AK and Joshimuz will forever stay the best
>calling the dark collar stupid
>what if all this happened because he took the collar off?
Adam_AK's 30 hour age of empires run was amazing
>going in full panic mode over this
It might be illegal, but it's a fucking dick pic. He's over 18 so he's not producing "child porn". Plus why the fuck are you trusting some Randy? I know your son is an autist but Jesus woman, have some common sense
This is the most mortifyingly impressive thing I've ever seen. Even the video production and graphs and shit are top-notch. Jesus fucking Christ, this nigga could work at NASA if he could channel this level of autism to something other than Mario.
>a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority.
"legal age" doesn't mean jack shit since it's different in different countries. Once you're 16+ you stop being a child
Would you consider a 9 year old an adult just because in Cucklakistan they fuck when they're 9?
I want to make fun of him for being a fucking autist but I can't, it's too impressive
for all of you saying how he should get a research or programming job, how much of this was his own research/findings though? he articulates well, sure, but keep in mind actually finding shit out like this (in any game) is pretty much a collaborative effort. i wouldn't be surprised if a group of 5-10 people all contributed to the PU stuff, maybe 2-3 people about how room activation works with the scuttlebug. this guy just twisted the knobs and pulled the levers to get it to work just right for this stage, which still would take time and effort, but i feel thats all it would need, time and effort and comprehending the source material.
idk, the US? do you think he meant tractors or shit?
This shit can't be real, this is beyond autism
threadly reminder that chibi's older brother ron died while saving chibi's life when he pushes chibi out of the path of a truck because chibi wandered into the road while looking at a bird
Yeah but taking the time of understanding the material and pulling the levers is an enormous effort. Compounded by the fact he makes a 25 minute video (with good production values) describing exactly whats happening. Sure he didnt figure it out himself, but his effort for something so simple (0.5 A press stage clear in a mario 64 map) is insane
it just shows a dedication a /v/irgin will never have
>because chibi wandered into the road while looking at a bird
Autism from birth
It could be worse.
I won't turn into him r-right?