>Let's genocide everyone in our way to get to a place that we arent even sure it exists!
>a different setting using the same mechanics ("spiritual successor")
>prequel showing the history of the ancient patapons
>Hurr le story is le done so le stop making le games XD
That's not how it works dumbfuck, it's an industry, if there's profit to be made, they'll squeeze another game in. Publishers don't stop making games because THE STORY IS DONE.
>play patapon, use 100% brainpower synchronizing my entire being to the rhythm of the game, breathing blinking heartbeat
>mum comes in and talks to you
This was my issue with the game
Yep, it's a game similar to Pikmin, where you indirectly control several units, plus there is rhythm involved.
Should I have said lemmings instead of Pikmin? Would that not have triggered you?
>No Ape Escape
>No anything colorful full of neat gameplay
Then people ask me why I stopped bothering with Sony products.
i do play them on ppsspp, anon.
it's fantastic as hell.
finished all 3 and i keep coming back to grind for 2,
in 3 to combat some bosses you need to get online help cause massively inflated hp and damage on bosses.
PATA PON DON! CHAKA!
https://youtu.be/YJFjNwnuYiY best song coming through
God I hated this fucker
>yfw when fighting this nightmare for the first time.
Jesus Christmas this thing was terrifying. Especially the
>kacchindonga kills hatapon
>kacchindonga dies while the mission failed screen plays
>the boss is howl's moving castle
3 was completely based around multiplayer, so it was a blast for me with 3 buddies.
>Patapon thread actually managed to stay up this long
Post best units
Aaand forgot the picture.
Also, I heard Patapon 3's final boss was good but I never played that.
>trying to navigate through this fucking place
Did I just suck shit at the game?
>implying you wouldn't a fish.
Also she's the fucking princess.
But that's just what Sony does.
Release a new IP, see if it's successful, then milk it until it dies.
We had 3 patapon games in 4 years, the last one didn't sell as good, franchise died.
Those are some nice rare patapons you have, shame if anything was to devour them.
What minigame were you best at?
What minigame made kicked your ass?
It's been a while, but I remember being a master at the alloy anvil. Can't remember which one gave me so much trouble.
Tree one was easy
The fucking vegetable farmer one was easy until the part where you have to catch the vegetables, had no idea how to do that.
Mountain one was easy
The chef one was easy
The one you posted was probably the hardest
Hope you've brought a magnifying glass.
>search for "patapon meden" in google images
>8th pic is porn
>he didn't get the good ending
>army of violent, angry, naked lolis chucking spears and shit at everything
I don't think my penis can take much more punishment anon, please stop.
Is the a character in video games with a harder life than makoton.
>Loses friend in war.
>killed after he sells his soul
>revived in 2 but is controlled by mask.
>dies while trying to break free
>revived as ragewolf
>cucked by uberhero
>killed by comrade dark heros
>tfw both Patapon and LocoRoco are kill
Are there even any games that are kind of like patapon?
Crypt of the Necrodancer is pretty similar in formula, using rhythm to fight hordes of enemies and move around the map.
Loved that game but beating it with aria is too much for me, the devs also went way overboard with the difficulty if you wanted to 100% the game
Pata 2 was great, but holy shit the engrish confused me so fucking much as a child
>"Here's [X] to come on out!"
I'm sure most people that actually tried patapon love it, but I guess it doesn't have any mass appeal due to it's art style, weird mechanics and being a bit unforgiving as well.
It still makes me sad that there will never be a 4th game.
I'm still pissed off that Sony hasn't ported PSP DLC to the Vita. I can't play any of the Patapon 3 DLC and it's FREE.
why not punch in some locoroco or patapon games on the vita? the west loved those games,
plus they are fun and it whouldnt be hard to improve or punch in more features
gravity rush was the playstation made game of the sistem and if i heard right it wasnt bad in gameplay and sales...
still ,some patapon or locoroco would do lots of good on vita