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>be excite for Dragons dogma >working since 6am to 6pm

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>be excite for Dragons dogma
>working since 6am to 6pm
>finally get home ready to install
>at the moment it finished downloading normie friend calls me
>asks if I wanna go to this party
>tell him no nervously saying just wanna stay home and play games
>calls me a fag outcast and forces me to come
>been at this shitty normie party since 7pm

>mfw all I wanna do is play DD

I hope your weekend started off better guys.
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>>324112861
Wow you're such a beta male. Grow a pair.
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>being friends with normies
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>>324112861
Fucking leave you dumbass. Your not being forced to stay
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>>324112861
Conceal your power level, dammit. Never say you're going to play games.
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should've told them to fuck off, anon.
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>>324112861
Anon you are the normie.
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>>324112861
>forces me to come
dumbass normie
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>>324113202
who is this semen savant?
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>>324114117
fem pepe
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>party Starting a 7pm

Sounds like a dud
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>>324114117
Tsuyu from Boku no Hero Academia. Shounen Manga series getting an anime later this year. Actually really enjoyable and worth a read. Think Young Avengers with a dash of Dragon Ball or Naruto.
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>>324112861
How about you tell him to fuck off and stop being friends with assholes who don't respect that you want to be alone. Christ, you're a pussy.
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>>324112861
You can always play games at a later time but it's nice to have a friend or two. Don't listen to these morons. Having no friends sucks.
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>>324112861
should give him a blowjob as a prank haha
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>>324114297
does she have frog feet?
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I played Bloodborne with a friend and then went to a party. Ended up wrestling/dancing with another friend in the basement and eventually he fell down, bringing me with him. Now I'm gonna have black eye in the morning since I hit my face on the concrete floor. So I think my weekend has started off worse than yours.
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>>324114632
I'm not sure if they're shoes or not.
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How can you be that much of a pussy? No one can force you to do anything. That person doesn't sound like a "friend".
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>>324112861
should have just told him to fuck off instead of being a bitch
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>>324112861
>calls me a fag outcast and forces me to come
and you loved every minute of your humiliation
why don't you fuck your friend already?
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>>324114117
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>>324115219
Aside from the "fag outcast" part he sounds like he's trying to help OP in his own way. He probably thinks he'll be happier this way.
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>>324113297
>>324113272
>>324112962
>>324112861
>us special snowflake geek gamers, amirite?
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>>324112861
>claims to be not a normalfag
>Has a job
>Has friends
>Goes to a party

I hate to break it to you but you are a normalfag.
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>>324115357
Normie needs to learn a hard lesson then that not everyone is happy at social events. OP, go full autism then leave so they know better than to invite you again.
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GET LAID YOU FAGGET. Pick up some hot chick.
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If you're not confident enough in your own decisions of course you're gonna get walked over.

Grow up.
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>>324112861
>>"No"
That's it op, that's all it takes.
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>>324115556
>not everyone is happy at social events.
Maybe OP would be.
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>>324112861
>forces you to come
Grow a fucking spine and say no.
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>>324112861
>Not saying you are sick and being done with it
You fucked up OP
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>>324115746
People who are happy at parties don't post long green texts on /v/ huddled over their phone at the party.
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>>324114717
>Implying that's not a good thing
Wrestling grappling sparring and all that shit is the best even if you get fucked up.
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>>324112861
epic blogpost op xDD
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>>324112861
Why?
The game is completely average.
It's a clear 6/10.
Jesus christ /v/, you have some of shittiest taste in vidya i've seen on the internet.
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>>324115823
IQDB failed me bruh what's the sauce
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>>324115881
Only OP could have known it would go down like that. So it all comes back down to his willingness to say "no."
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>>324116007
Anasheya.

She has a dick.
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That doujin with the frog girl was pretty nice. Made me curious about the original manga
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I had friends come to my house when I was 13 playing WoW when it first came out. Running as Tank for Scholomance.
They were mad I refused their invites to hang out with them to ride bikes and fuck around in the near by woods.

They turned off my computer, I swore at them and demanded they leave.
Never again did they bother me when I said I was playing video games and would meet them another time.

Fast forward well over 10 years, I'd do it all again if I could.
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>>324115419
>us "amirite?" posters, rite ladies ;)?
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>>324116730
>Made me curious about the original manga
If you haven't already investigated, you should know she's a secondary character at best.

They spread the love of characters better than a lot of mangas, but she still doesn't get a lot of spotlight.
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Stupid sexy frog poster
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>>324117184
Y-you too.
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Op here with update.

So the friend who brought me here was gonna drop me off home once the party is over. But he blacked out and now a bunch of dude and chicks passed out on the floor and couches and I'm just here on my phone. He was my only ride
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>be excite for Dragons dogma

You had me up until there OP
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>>324117318
What is a cab?
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>>324117318

If I can somehow drag my drunk ass all around the city of Los Angeles and make him home with all my shit intact by 3, you should be able to find someway home.

>>324117620

Or an Uber.
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>normie
You are one.
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>>324112861
>having friends
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>>324117318
take a pic of a passed out girl, any girl will do
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>>324117174
haven't read it yet but do you think there's any chance of a tsuyu spinoff manga? i know she's a popular character.
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>>324117318
Next time, tell your faggot friend that you had just worked 12 hours and just want to relax solo.
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>>324117318
>Blacking out do to booze
Are you 14?
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>>324114297
ah so it's the next meme anime of the yr flavor of the month bullshit
carry on then
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>>324117803
She's surprisingly popular, but only really given her small role. She's still only like 6th most popular character in the comic, IIRC. Plus she's so level headed and calm, I don't think she'd carry a series on her own merits, qt 3.14 or not.

The best we can hope for is the author will take note of how likable she is and increase her role in THIS manga.
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>>324112861
>Not being alpha enough to tell him to eat shit.
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>>324117318
OP you can't be serious. Find some new friends dude. drugs and booze are bad, m'kay. You need some straight-edge, moralfag friends that clown around, make racist remarks, and play dank board games until 2 in the morning with. Make sure one of them is the token black guy for optimal memes.
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>>324112861
OP you're a fucking idiot, you should have just told him that you were going to have a masturbation marathon or some equally TMI shit and your normalfag friend would have backed off
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FUCK IT WAS GOING TO BE MY FIRST GRIFFIN KILL FUCK

Also how do you remove an armored cyclops helmet? The few times I fought them the helmet just came off when I mount their face but other times it won't come off even after I hit the helmet many times.

And is magic the only quick way to rid of Chimeras? Because the lion head seems pretty resilient to my Fighter attacks.
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>>324117318
Time to get walking then.
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>>324112861
So, if he "forced" you to suck his dick, I guess you'd do that too? Grow up and stand up for yourself if you don't want to go. You were taught not to respond to peer pressure as a child, right?
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>>324117318
Jesus christ. If, only an hour and a half later everyone is passed out, at least now you have ammo to decline any future invites. Just remind your mates of this snoozefest and your ass is socially covered.
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>>324112861
Dude, come up with a lie, holy shit. Telling a normie you have to play videogames is like telling your mom you'll clean your room later; she isn't going to buy it.

Say you got roped into doing something at work, or even promised your folks you'd help them rearrange furniture or some shit. Hell, even just say "Can't, got some shit to do," and tell him it's none of his business if he presses for details.

HELL, just say "I worked all day and I'm too fucking tired for a party"
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>>324117318
Take one of the girls into a bedroom and fuck her.
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Op here again

Some random dude woke up trying to wake up an chit chat this super drunk girl. I think she ain't waking up
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A high quality My Hero Academia game would be fantastic.
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>>324119908
He's literally going to rape her if you don't tell him to fuck off and leave her alone. I'm 100% serious.
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>>324119908
take pics of the girl duh
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>>324120067
at least then he might provide decent pics for the thread
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>>324120067
>He's literally going to rape her
This

Help him out and get lucky too.
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>>324119908
Don't get involved.
But prepare yourself - go cook a big bowl of eggs.
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>want to go to a party and have fun with friends
>stuck at home and have to play fucking video games and watch anime instead

I like those things, but I've been stuck in the mountains for over six months without a job and it's getting old.
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>>324120667
Get a GF.
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>>324112951
/thread
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>>324117318
get a fucking taxi you pleb.
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>>324120524
>him
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>>324120067
>Rape
>Getting piss drunk at a party full of teens/20s guys you don't know

No anon, she wanted the sex.

No woman is so sexually self unaware that they would do so and not think there was a pretty damn good chance that someone would touch them at the very least, penetration being possible.

If she cared she'd go with a friend that wasn't going to get shitfaced, or not get shitfaced herself, then again everyone at that party was probably a light weight psuedo chad.
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>dragons dogma
>good
biggest joke in this thread
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>>324112861
you shouldve said: i'd rather stay home and play my autistic video games than to go to your boring parties
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I want to fuck that frog
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>>324117978
Most of the r34 stuff is her. I'm okay with this
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>>324112861
No one believes your story for a second OP
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>>324121923
Post the picture at least, you chump
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>>324116330
good
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>>324112951
Thread should have really ended here desu senpais
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>>324112861
Parties suck. It's always just a bunch of annoying drunks. They're even more pointless when you're in a serious relationship. I'd much rather stay home and just do what I want. Sometimes we have "parties" at our apartment but it's never more than like 7-8 people and we just play cards or video games and drink. Much more fun than large, shitty parties.
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>>324116758
I once chased my friends out of my house with a pocket knife for something like that when I was 12 or so. Fuck em.
My last friend moved across the country a few months ago. I miss him. I miss them all.
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OP here again

The dude stopped hitting on the girl when she passed out, but now he's talking to me. He keeps winking and mentioning privacy.
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You can still scavenge this thread into something entertaining OP, post pics of the passed out girls and at least make it worth our time.
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>>324122312
Just have sex with him and get it over with, Christ.
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>>324117318

Is this what Americans do at parties?

>But he blacked out
> a bunch of dude and chicks passed out on the floor and couches

Seriously, is this normal? Do you guys slurp roofies by choice? Are you 12?

I can drink like 4 Liter beer, puke once and party on afterwards. Passing out is for babies.
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>>324119542
They'd just blame him for not drinking as much as they did and call him a pussy for it.
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>>324122312
Anon here your still a fucking faggot
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>>324122312
He's going to rape her while you leave.

It's not a big deal, but it's going to probably happen.

Just ignore him and sit in a corner, or get a ride away from the party (Uber, taxi, etc).

If your friend might get raped and you actually care, then stay, if not just go who cares.
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>>324112861
>mfw I'm playing DD right now with my wife's son
Sure sucks to be you, OP.
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>>324122412
As an American, that's not how all Americans are, there are tons of lightweights for sure though, especially at parties like that. There shouldn't be but there are. I generally drink 2-4L of wine before I'm where I want to be, a bit happy. I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out so I don't understand how people really get to that point.
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>>324122312
>tfw OP gon get raped
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>>324122312
accept his fucking offer you dumb cuck, it's the only intimate interaction you'll get for a while

protip: this is a troll thread
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>>324121735
>Teens
>Not retards
C'mon son
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>>324122592
Please don't use best girl for your shitty memes.
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>>324122642
Not that retarded.
I mean do you really know any girl that by high school isn't sexually aware?

They are definitely stupid though, to the point where it would be easier to assume that they want it than to assume that they legitimately don't know about the dangers they're facing, they definitely do.

I guarantee you that same girl has reposted more facebook 'rape is never okay' stories than there are posts in this thread.
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>>324112861
>I can't go because of some superficial reason, please talk me into
Could have said that you lost your limb, fag.
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>>324112861
Just politely tell him no?
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If you don't know anyone there, and no one knows you.
Shit on the floor near a doorway so someone steps in it.
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>>324117915
it really isn't...
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>>324122916
Shit all over the coats
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>>324122916
>>324122959
Shit everywhere
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>>324117915
It's got some legitimate depth to it, but it's for the most part as you've said, since most of those animes do but most people miss it.
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nice blog posts, normalfaggots

gtfo
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>>324122412
probably a lightweight party.
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>normies
Why not just say normalfag you fucking queers
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>>324123650
it's a meme you dip
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>>324123676
you're a fucking meme nigger
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>>324123650
That language is problematic you retarded nigger.
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Sorry man, I gotta
>Clean my apartment up
>Fix some stuff around the house
>Run some errands

There is an endless list of excuses and you chose to tell him you're busy playing video games?
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>>324122312
It's a fraud that's not me.

Anyway the dude and girl started getting pretty hot with each other. Tho I don't think she knows what she's doing. I got akward to I'm hiding out in the bathroom playing some shitty mobile games. It's 5am and I just wanna go home
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>>324123650
more letters, baby
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>>324123726
I'm not a nigger you fucking dog eating smog breathing cock sucking chink
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>>324123771
>not staying and wanking to it
maximum beta

anyway just call a cab or something
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>>324123771
that bathroom is disgusting. leave OP. either walk home, get a cab, or go back in the main room and get a threesome going
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>>324123771
>not takin pics
ok im outta here, OP is a pussy faggot
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>some faggot with a nigger name kills you
fuckig hate these wigger faggot pieces of shit and they're always from Chicago
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>>324123771
>Pants down ass on seat
>In THAT bathroom
Jesus christ, leave.

That thing is fucking dirty as hell, did you at least find some bleach based product and clean the seat first? You could contract STDs sitting on that you know?
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>>324123771
>>324119908
>unmade bed
>people sleeping on literal mattresses
>fat latina
>people passed out
>the state of that fucking bathroom
OP why are you hanging out with heroin addicts man
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>>324123771
>tfw beta as fuck sitting on the can playing video games
made my night op
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