Can't wait to see niggas get BODIED by Rin.
Six Path Madara definitely.
Any and all forms of Sasuke. I see The Last version being the most popular though, and maybe Dadsuke depending on how many people have seen the Bort movie by the time it comes out.
Let's talk about the true OP motherfucker of the series.
The only thing he was missing was some kind of eyehax to counter Itachi's fucking eyehax, otherwise he would have been unbeatable.
I'll see your loli and raise you mine.
Yes, it will also have plenty of Itachis
What's the deal with all ruined modernish cities?
So it will be just like the Naruto series?
Kishi's new sci-fi series takes place before Naruto.
Kaguya is the protagnist
Actually, all three of them have payed more attention to Sakura than Sauce ever did.
Itachi mentioned her full name when Sasori asked him for intel on the Konoha ninjas
Coolest Guy went on an interdimensional road trip with her
Madara stabbed her and showed surprise to her having the same ability as Tsunade
>tfw your husbando is jobbing every fight
>not maining the absolute best character in the entire series
it sucks his younger version has a better moveset than the older one. UNS2 really went back with the cuhrayze. I know they ain't canon but goddamn these supers were amazing
>Mfw he'll get Leaf Hot Wind again
So what are the story bit DLCs? I heard one was Shikamaru's light novel, is that true?
How could Itachi go back to killing his clan after spending more than 50 years playing house inside of his head?
Come to think of it, how does that genjutsu work?
Did Itachi plan out every day of his married life? Did he design how his kids would look like? Did he fast forward it whenever his waifu got bitchy? Did the sex count?
I'm guessing it's just a very elaborate and powerful way of implanting an idea in someone's head, make them fill in all the blanks or some shit.
But then sharingans rewrite reality and cause-and-effect so who the fuck knows.
Don't know. Looks to be her Awakening.
Doubt Kid Kakashi could subdue a Tailed Beast let alone survive more than five seconds.
It worked because Itachi.
Kishi had a bigger boner for him than he did for even Sasuke. If he hadn't died from ninja cancer no doubt he would have solo'd Madara, and Obito, and Kaguya.
Are people STILL mad about Rin being in over their shit characters?
I never was, though I do wish we could have Himawari too as well as the other new generation kids.
And a fat, fat Anko with a moveset clearly copy-pasted from Chouji's just to piss the fans off.
>that one doujin of her and Nardo
B O D I E D
Can we ask some faggots over /a/ to make a list of Naruto anime episodes where shit actually happens?
I have already read a lot of the manga but I don't want to watch 150fillers.
I wonder if Snapesuke and Salad will have a Combination Ultimate like Dadruto and Burrito.
There was a kai project that was being supported by people with free time but it's dead. There's a torrent floating around with maybe 60 episodes or so picked out, but good luck finding seeders.
Just Narutards seeking refugee from getting kicked out of /a/ as they should be. The anime/manga is shit and the games are okay, but these dumbs niggers only create the threads in /v/ to discuss their shitty shonen anime that they grew up with.
Because the Storm is coming, nigga!
>doing anything with his family
Not just any storm!
lets see, take Kabuto, who is already a medical genius and good enough ninja to begin with, and give him:
a snake with it's own mind coming from his stomach
Jugo's DNA, so he can always stay in sage mode without having to stay still AKA infinite sage mode
Uzumaki DNA, so he can... uh...
Hozuki DNA, so he can become liquid and basically taijutsu won't work on him
Kaguya clan DNA, so he can use his bones
Kidomaru's DNA, so he can use spider webs and spider web accessories
Tatuya's DNA, so he can play the flute and summon demons
Jirobo's DNA, so he can gain even more strength on top of the strength sage mode gives
Sakon and Ukon's DNA, so he can... uh...
immunity to blinding lights and deafening noises
able to see in the dark
Did I miss anything?
>low quality bait
Are you anons even trying anymore?
If you're going to watch Shonen shit at least make it One Piece instead of the god awful trash that is Naruto you dumb nigger. Don't get fooled by these fatasses who probably wore the Naruto headband in their high school.
Kishi came up with the plot and wrote the script, but it's pretty clear it isn't canon. The timeline would be all fucked up for it to be canon since it takes place after Naruto finishes his training on the turtle island.
>Kishi wrote the story
Wow, that's awesome!
It still doesn't change the fact it's non-canon. Itachi and Shisui didn't perfect their Susanoos, either, despite them being designed, submitted, and approved by Kishi.
None of the movies are canon. And even if for some really horrible reason Road to Ninja WAS canon it takes place in a weird alternate universe that no one knows about and was only revisited in filler arcs of the anime. So even in-universe it's non-canon, because it takes place in a different timeline.
>why are there video game threads on my video game board
Fuck off, just because it's naruto it doesn't give you a free shitposting pass.
>BUT NARUTO ISN'T VIDYA
It is when a Storm game comes out faggot. Deal with it. Don't you have a Witcher 3 thread to shit up? or a MGSV Chapter 3 thread to make?
Huge amounts of chakra which combined with his infinite Sage Mode pretty much means infinite chakra
He could use that attack that traps opponents in an earth dome and drains chakra from them
>sakon and ukon's DNA
Means he can bind his cells to other people and basically assimilate them into himself, which is how he was able to "summon" the bodies of the Sound 4 in the first place
>did I miss anything
He could make the ground literally come to life and gain a will of its own to beat the fuck out of just you.
Even if he is injured or loses a limb he can just shed his skin like Orochimaru and come out brand new.
Fast enough to avoid and attack both Itachi and Sasuke while they were using Sharingan.
What was your anime club like? Mine was full of cringey lardasses with a passion for Naruto. Escaped that shit the next day to realize I don't want to be associated with these people.
pre-time skip OP is god status 4ever
post TS has been rocky, but there's definitely some great shit and i'm very excited about zou/the summit after that huge ass new chapter
skip fishman island entirely, all you need to know is luffy pissed off Big Mom and there's a summit meeting in a few days
punk hazard is fine, dressrosa goes on a bit too long but looking back it was worth all the buildup and introductions and they make sense at the end, and zou so far is excellent
in terms of power/style? not even close
in terms of personality, he's just kind of "hero guy" but he has his moments.
worst mugi has always and forever will be chopper, YES even during enies lobby he was trash
the konoha was founded by black people them racist fucking ninjas were to ignorant so us blacks literally took the high ground and went to live in the mountains where those crackers couldn't oppress us
my only problem with doffy became apparent in the actual fight with luffy, and it's that the string fruit just does too much
at least the Op-Op fruit has some sort of reason behind most of the stuff it does, but why can he make string clones that literally cannot be differentiated? why is his string so dense zoro can't cut it? why is it sharper than any blade seen to date? why can he heal himself with string?
of course hes the most powerful, hes the captain and he has some interesting abilities.
the problem is his personality as you stated. the sterotypical always hungry and sleeping gimmick is the absolute worst
>"where is luffy we need him!"
"he is sleeping/ just waking up XD"
STRAW HAT GIMMICK TIER LIST
USOPP (EXCEPT THOSE RARE MOMENTS WHERE IT ENTERS THE STORY)
SANJI (EXCEPT THAT TIME HE ALMOST DIED FROM BLOOD LOSS)
JESUS CHRIST MAKE IT STOP TIER
Am I the only one?
>There won't be a The Last outfit for choji
Haku is a girl in my heart
i love nami tho, especially pre-TS nami
and brook is my second least favorite straw hat just because they've literally never let him do anything and his power is neat as fuck
oda actually does that a lot and it's my least favorite element of OP by far. he designs these great characters with cool, unique powers, and then he just has everything be won by zoro and luffy anyway. it sucks. the day robin or nami or brook get a real ass fight is the day i become a happy man
RED EYED MENACE
the character? because he's the joblord supreme
his gimmick? because just like brook, it wore super old and they haven't gone anywhere with it since return to sabaody
i still have high hopes for him, ESPECIALLY with the most recent chapter/reveal
No, Sakura is not a cuck, despite everyone believing she'd be when Gaiden first released. Sarada is Sasuke and Sakura's biological child. Karin only assisted in delivering Sarada. Karin also gave Sarada her glasses and kept her umbilical cord (something something culture shit something something). Karin sees herself as Sarada's godmother and both Sakura and Karin are friends. Yes, Sasuke is officially married to Sakura. Blah blah blah, shit parenting, blah blah, sakura is still a cuck, blah.
Boruto in Engrish sounds like Bolt, which is a reference to Nei's name meaning Screw. Also Jiraiya's name meaning Young Thunder.
Plus Bolt=lightning bolt=Flying Thunder God technique of Minato's.
Boruto is meant to sound like Naruto but also like "bolt" because Neji, Boruto's dead uncle, means "screw". Like, the thing you put into a piece of wood.
Sarada is just the Japanese pronunciation of salada, though.
Team Guy's Big Trouble in Little China when?
crackas always distort the history
Wait till you see my dick Im'ma beat that pussy up DESS
A mixture of Uchiha super racism and my husbando
I don't care niggas, it's still burrito.
Holy shit what happened to naruto.
Naruto's son's name is Boruto, or in English Bolt. It's a reference to Minato and Neji's.
Sasuke's daughter's name is Sarada, or Salad in English. It's a reference to a Goddess.
Salad, Sasuke was hungry at the time.
all aboard to /ss/cest train!
Kakashi was the worst fucking teacher in the show.
>Played favorites and only taught Sasuke jutsus
>didn't teach Naruto Flying Rajin or Rasengan for some fuck off reason
>didn't kick some sense into Sasuake to stop his decent into edge
Good person, shit teacher.
Nothing, Naruto achieved every single one of his dreams.
If character names are where you think Naruto went to shit you're dead wrong. Naruto peaked at the Land of Waves arc and never got any better than that. By the timeskip it was at a steady decline and by the Pain fight it was basically in freefall. The Akatsuki gradually being revealed and making everyone realize they were actually really fucking lame ended up being the framework for the series ending so terribly.
According to the wiki: Sarada (サラダ) is the Japanese pronunciation of the Portuguese word "salada". Her name is also derived from Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of knowledge. It is also the name of Sarada Devi; wife and spiritual counterpart of Ramakrishna.
But fuck all that. Salad amirite?
It's already a fact that a Itachi filler is going to play right after the current one. But there is a lot of confusion over whether there will be filler after it since a lot of misinformation is going around. Word is that there is going to be a Kaguya filler even though there are arguments that it is canon material.
>The Akatsuki gradually being revealed and making everyone realize they were actually really fucking lame ended up being the framework for the series ending so terribly.
Remember how hyped they were and all the theories going around about them and their origins? Especially the so-called "Leader"?
>Banned on /a/
>Everyone in Konoha
When you've mastered cloning and other genetic shit like that biological sex kinda goes out the window.
Oh, I remember. I was there. I lived it.
>Pein is Naruto's brother!
Akatsuki was never cooler than when it was just Itachi and Kisame in their coats along with the rest of the shadow council.
you know I'm glad she isn't a cuck because a stupid bitch who treated you like you were never good enough and then gets knocked up by that drifter type chad and ends up a single mom on tinder is exactly what she deserved
she wanted his dick she got it
IT'S CURRENT YEAR
Well, I mean the only reason Sasuke left is because he's the only one who can track down the ayyliens using his Rinnegan.
Sakura, Naruto, and the rest of the Kages agreed to it. Otherwise they'd have no intel on when the "threat greater than Kaguya would arrive" and who that threat was.
>she wanted his dick she got it
Until proven otherwise I am going with the explanation of her going over the edge at seeing all the other girls settling down and happy, trying to peep in on them making love, then deciding she's had enough of this shit, tracking down Sausage, spiking his food and raping the ever loving shit out of him.
something tells me that kid is a test-tube baby
I dont think Orochi would actually let someone defile his body. Poor kid is prolly gonna have a crisis when he learns about all the horrible shit his dad did.
>Genjutsu started off being smokescreens and mirrors
>You'd still have to shank a dude while he'd think you were a bowl of oats
>DINDU NUFFIN chapters later, Danzo tricks himself into believing he's not dead when he's killed. And then he does it again.
Tobirama was right.
>implying Mitsuki doesn't know all the shit that he did
if theres a hole theres a way
>I dont think Orochi would actually let someone defile his body
It is simple, anon.
>still in male host
>rape captive prisoner/tell her that the price of her going free is fucking him and bearing the child
>once she's preggers he takes over the body so he can experience the wonder of motherhood
Once you are willing to do sick shit like necromancy and using other people as hosts, there are brand new horizons for fucked up shit.
He's right, though. If you were even a little interested, you'd probably play catchup yourself instead of looking for an on the fly summary of the last couple hundred chapters which you probably won't understand without context anyway.
In shot, don't be a nigger.
>despite all the shit he's pulled he is still on relatively good speaking terms with Nardo and Sauce.
The absolute madman
>mfw Kishi is such a fucking hack he can't even do death right.
Actually, everyone hates sakura and the kid being karins and she's only raising it was pretty damned cold blooded.
Also would have ensured that she would have stayed the partially interesting character she was in the gaiden.
Then the movie hit and it just all went to fucking shit. Boruto's boring ass takes center stage orochimaru's improbable crotch spawn out of nowhere and she's become sakara 2.0 wasted potential edition.
Was hoping she'd ditch that retarded super strength shit and at least pick up the wierd inner sakara thing and broken genjutsu talent she's supposed to have.
Even only be able to use two of the tomoe to do low level stuff and enhance her genjutsu.
just play the games and read chapter 699, 700, gaiden and boruto one shot
but if you want to read further read the boruto manga and mitsuki one shot that is going to come this spring
4th Hokage (Yondaime)
The 4th is actually quite like the Itachi that we've been described to so far. He is nice on the outside and all but he is actually very uneasy with his position. On one hand, he has a duty to protect the village; on the other hand he feels the village puts a limit on his growing power. so during the raid of Kyubi( Nine Tails), 4th sealed the fox in the belly of his son Naruto and left the village with his wife and founded Akatsuki. when the battle is over, and the 3rd saw the seal (and 4th instructions?), he mistakenly thought 4th used the forbidden technique and died. The whole village believing in the 3rd, and the legend of 4th lived on.
Naruto's mother, 3rd daughter. Loving mother and loyal wife. She left her new born son with tears. later, she became a member of Akatsuki group. rank #8.
After the 4th left Konoha, he sends invitations for the 3 most potential shinobi in the village. Orochimaru, Jiraya and Itachi. Orochimaru accepted immediately, but Jiraya and Itachi refused. 4th doesn't want to go against the will of his old sensei, but he did not give up on young Itachi. (there is a time lag between inviting Oro and Itachi) The 4th threatens to kill the Uchiha clan, Itachi still wont give in. thus 4th sends #2 ranked Akatsuki "White Tiger"(White Fang) to murder most of Uchiha clan. Seeing that he is no match to Akatsuki, Itachi agreed to join if "white tiger" would spare Sasuke. Itachi want his brother to became stronger than him, thus lied about the family's death, hoping to let Sasuke's anger to become his strength. Itachi then joined Akatsuki as #3, Orochimaru as #5.
Itachi (Any of them, idc)
Orochimaru's leaving Konoha was strongly objected by Jiraya. Jiraya always believed he could save Orochimaru, finally tipped the 3rd about Oro's secrect place, hoping his sensai would finally talk him out of it. (this is the same event that was shown in the anime, Oro left village long before Kyubi's attack) In Akatsuki, Orochimaru never trusted Itachi's loyalty with the group, and always was bitter about his being #5. He told 4th about Itachi's real loyalty does not lie with Akatsuki. 4th told Orochimaru if you have the power of Sharingan, then i'll believe you. Orochimaru then challenges Itachi but lost to Sharingan. He then left the group.
Sasuke did not really turn evil. He only wanted to pocess more power. Sasuke's sharingan became more powerfull and eventually killed orochimaru with the help of Kabuto. In the end Sasuke killed Itachi and finally found out the truth, and was send again into despair.
Kakashi died in the battle with "White Tiger" while protecting Gai-sensei.(Lee's sensei)
Naruto's final battle is with his father, the legendary "Yellow Flash", the 4th Hokage. Naruto defeated 4th with the help from his mother (died while protecting Naruto, but wounded 4th).In the end, naruto became Hokage as he wished.
Sakura became Tsunade's student. Gaara became Kazekage of sand village. Hinata and Naruto got together, so is Shikamaru and Temari. (some are told by manga already)
if he gets put on Boruto's group its probablly going to be a arc
>one day while on a dangerous mission
>"hey Mitsuki my dad said you dad wanted to destroy this village, take over the world and take sasukes virginity"
>"dad is it true"
>"yes uhhh sorry"
>" :(... why didnt you tell me! >:("
>now I will become evil just like my dad was! dont try to stop me Boruto!
>they stop him and tell him not to be evil like his dad all he needs are friends.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TOO~
at least CC2 fixed that shit by her using ninja tools during combo and added fire style ,itachi's shrunken technique, and lighting/chidori shit when doing HULK SMASH UJ
Yondaime didn't die actually after sealing Kyuubi. Sandaime thought so
because he disappeared, so he assumed by sealing it, he died. They released the story board to be read for the fans in japan
Akatsuki wants the Juinchurikki for the "effort of self-sacrifce"~
Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi so that he could go get it later after
creating Akatsuki. Again, you don't have to believe this, but it what's
going to happen, so anticipate it. and there are some question that
haven't been answer like:
What happened to Rin?
Who was really in that third casket that Orochimaru was about summon?
What happens to Kisame, Deidara and Zetsu?
The Total of Nine Akatsuki Members are:
2. White Fang
8. Yondaime's Wife
Didn't you realize? The ultimate jutsu Orochi completed was literally plot convenience.
This man made five "legendary weapons" and a "Mask of the Nardo Clan" keygen poof out of nowhere.
And then he made a child poof out of nowhere.
After he made himself poof out of nowhere.
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to the village tomorrow.
>Mitsuki isn't going full evil because he has hots for Boruto like Kaworu had for Shinji
The Uzumaki are proficient in Sealing Techniques. So, they had a mask to summon the reaper. Minato and half of Kurama was sealed in its stomach. Hiruzen brought Hashirama and Tobirama along with him after fighting Orochimaru. With that knowledge, Orochimaru and co. visit an Uzumaki shrine and take the mask. Tobi had attached 5 Zetsu to Sasuke which Orochimaru lured out to be used as sacrifices for his and the Hokages new bodies. Orochimaru cuts open his stomach and the reaper does the same, releasing the Hokages' souls. Orochimaru jacks a Zetsu's body and uses the rest to summon the Hokages.
This was something someone threw around as a "spoiler" for the series a long time ago.
But I for some reason can't help but like the idea of Minato and Sakumo conspiring together as antagonist. Sakumo would have hit Kakashi harder than Obito.
To be fair, Base Izanagi was fine. Giving up a magic eye permanently to rewrite reality ONCE was pretty okay. It's when you load up an arm full of those suckers and become God is when it becomes not okay.
That fight was so rage inducing.
>Danzo spends he entire fight getting slapped around and wastes his entire jutsu when any other skilled user would have beaten Sasuke with only one use of Izanagi
Chakra is literally magic when it comes to medical stuff.
Watching Madara rip Kakashi's eye out, pop it into his empty eye socket, and have it become functional in the span of five seconds was the best.
My waifu is kaguya
Kaguya isn't a cuck i hope.
No but i love kaguya.
She's the best.
Fellow kaguya brother.
I don't know but maybe he produces asexually, i hope kaguya doesn't because i want to have a sexually active relationship with her.
He's so edgy, i am not like that.
I've been watching some Naruto fights just now and somethings been bugging me for years really.
Itachi couldn't kill his little brother because he loved him so much, ok sure.
But he could cut down his parents and not give a dam? Really? With all the bullshit that goes on in this series, I would have been more understanding if he found some sort of forbidden genjutsu that erases memories and cast it on them and then dropped them off in some way off village.
his parents were adults who refused to budge on the coup de grace
They even were proud of him regardless of being on different sides
And it still made him cry
hes the hero the leaf needed but didnt deserve
>Might "The Great" Guy
>in a wheel chair
Damn Kishimoto. Its depressing just thinking about his day to day life. Especially because he was such an energetic and active Guy before it all happened. No more rival battles with Kakashi. Well they still could but, I mean, what would they do? Just sad.
Sasuke was a little kid, he wasn't planning on killing everyone in the leaf back then. His parents were. Itachi's whole diatribe was to try and prevent Sasuke from becoming like his vengeful brethren.
Did you read/watch Naruto at all?
Here's a little part of the summary from Kakashi Hiden:
>Even though his leg is in a cast, Guy remains as fast as ever, allowing him to evade Rahyō's ice-augmented physical attacks. He is even able to deliver some successful kicks, though has difficulty disguising the pain it causes him. He brings out his Sōshūga in order to engage Rahyō, but watching his own rapid swinging of Sōshūga causes his motion-sickness to return. Rather than be debilitated by it, Guy turns it into a fighting style he calls Seasickness Fist.
But those were his PARENTS.
Say the government comes to you and says "Hey Anon, your parent's are secretly terrorist and they plan on bombing this children's hospital while the president visits. We need you to kill them. But I guess you can let your little sibling live."
Would you really just kill them and seemingly be okay? Dude seemed more upset when his buttbuddy Shushi died.
>would turn cancer into a fighting style confirmed
What a truly wonderful bastard.
Man. Being a shinobi sounds awful no matter how you slice it.
You could be one of the legendary ones, spurred on by some tragic event in your past like losing a loved one or horrific torture and have to fight these crazy fuckers who blow up towns for weird ideals
Or you could be a nameless fucker who shows up once and does one thing that never works, but this ups your odds of dying by like a million.
The ramen guy...he's the real winner.
>have to fight these crazy fuckers who blow up towns for weird ideals
Obito: "My Crush died and now I want to end the world!"
Madara: "My bff betrayed me and now I want to change the world!"
Black Zetsu: "I want my mommy to come back and take the world as hers again!"
Orochimaru: "I want to a boy's body so I can know EVERYTHING!"
Kabuto: I don't know myself! Sacrifices must be made until I know who I am!"
Nagato: My best friend died right in front of me! I won't rest until everybody knows the pain I felt!
Hidan: "Praise my God! Let me bathe the world in everyone's blood in his holy honer!
Sasori: "My puppets are top quality shit!"
Deidara: My art is fucking glorious! I'll kill anyone who mocks it!"
Kisame: "Life was rough. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there."
You got that right.
That was the villain from the Shikamaru novel who did that.
Leadership in Nardo's world is given to feudal lords, and the mercenary vassal city states of ninja decide their leaderships with nepotism and sheer power.
That why they got the short end of the stick. It would be pretty hard to make them sympathetic like most of the other villains. You can make up bullshit that Kakuzu's greed stems from emptiness, like tryinjg to fill a void or something but Hidan's whole gig seems like just a lust for constant violence. I don't think you can rationalize that out of him.
The show had far too many sympathetic villains anyway. Hidan is in a violent cult and is batshit crazy. Once in a while that is pretty good, if used well enough.
Just for a laugh Naruto could have tried to Talk no Jutsu him too down, inspiring him to form the Reformed Church of Crazed Bloody Murderers.
You can argue that Hidan kills because it was what he was raised to do. His backstory in one of the games revealed that the village he came from used to be a shinobi village but eventually became a tourist spot and stopped using shinobi. So he was raised as a shinobi then was pretty much out of a job, so he said fuck this shit, killed some niggas, and then left.
But he was also just kind of an asshole.
Kishi can just retcon that and say Hidan was just brainwashed by the Jashin cult at a young age.
I remember in a databook a long time ago that said Tobirama was a light hearted guy with a sense of humor. Although Kishi didn't write that up himself.
>Tobirama:"Hey Hashirama, how many Uchiha's does it take to screw in a Light Bulb?
>Hashirama: "Tobirama, not this again...
>Tobirama: "None, because they shouldn't be involved in manual task like that or else they'll wage war against the Light Bulb production companies because one of there dumb relatives broke their neck trying to screw it in."
>Hashirama: "Brother, that is enou-
>Tobirama: "No Uchiha is ever going to be fit to be Hokage, Hashirama! It's just a fact!"
Besides costumes etc? No one is sure, but there was a leak apparently on Steam that seemed to suggest that the story segments agdded would be based on the light novels, Shikamaru's and Gaara's to be precise.
Burrito stuff will likely be unused so that any future games can have them.
I'd absolutely love to see some more The Last era content though. There's cutesy shit with Nardo and Hinata, as well as the other girls putting the pressure on their men to step their game up and the shenanigans to be had with that, but beyond that that particular time, after the restoration of the war's damage while establishing the Ninja UN, political stuff, maybe a bit of world and character building could be great, either in the games or as anime filler. I'm a sucker for that kind of stuff.