>Action/Adventure game >no run button

>You can't jump

>>324054481
Fuck Darksiders.

>>324054523
Fuck Fable.

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>3d game
>no walk animation

>there actually is a run button
>pressing it makes you go even slower, turns out you were toggled on run already

>>324054481
>action adventure
>you spend most of the time solving physics puzzles

>press run button to run
>press run button while running to jump
fucking japs man

>>324054819
Name 73 games that do this

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>>324054591
>Darksiders
>dash and block are the same button

>>324054481
>tfw no older dominant woman to tell my sexual fantasies to and have her wash my mouth out with soap for being dirty

>>324055819
Have you asked your mom?

>>324055819
>>324055991

Have you AsKed DNA?

>>324055991
naw lmao

>>324054481
>FPS game
>Can only run for three seconds because of stamina meter

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>Any RPG ever
>Benched teammates do not gain ANYTHING whatsoever

Also
>Someone dies suddenly from a OHKO move or heavy damage
>Before you can revive them in time, you kill the boss
>That person is now behind in experience

>>324054481
>Putting dangerous chemicals into your childs mouth to teach them a "lesson".
Why is the type of child abuse acceptable?

>>324056602
Cleaning his dirty mouth

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>Analog stick
>There's still a run button

>>324056602
Fuck off SJW die

>>324056602
Their parents did it so it's OK. They did however drop the good things their parents did, because they don't want their child to turn out as bad as they did.
It's the reason why each generation is more fucked up than the last.

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>repeatable quests that wont go away

>>324056602
I agree, they should spank their child like good parents, not put their child in danger.

>>324056557
BREHS...
TFW NO 86 YEAR OLD TO SATISFY THAT ASS

>>324054481
did anyone notice that kid has a fucking ear stud

>>324056936
Nah, we noticed

>Dat skull shape
Probably some britbong

>>324056602
>Dangerous chemicals
It's fucking soap dude. If it's okay to rub around your hands then it's safe to keep in your mouth for a bit. Also, it's not like you're giving it to a baby who's a fucking idiot, it's a little eight year old who learned how to swear.

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>>324057069
>it's safe to keep in your mouth for a bit

>>324056557
The first one is why I don't bother with old JRPGs since even some PS2 games were like that and they really forced the habit of splitting your group up during key moments.

Fortunately, that was the last of it, I haven't see that shit in any JRPGs last gen.

>>324057069
>It's fucking soap dude. If it's okay to rub around your hands then it's safe to keep in your mouth for a bit
c'mon man

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>>324056557
>revive spell gives them less than a quarter health
>everytime you revive them they immediately get killed again

>>324054481
I hate run buttons. Moving the joystick more or less to control whether you run jog or walk is infinitely better.

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>>324057069
>If it's okay to rub around your hands then it's safe to keep in your mouth for a bit.

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>>324057069

>>324057564
>Revive spells have a chance of missing
>Healing spells can be reflected at the enemy
Fucking Dragon Quest, why do I still play you?

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>>324057069
>>If it's okay to rub around your hands then it's safe to keep in your mouth for a bit.

>>324057069
Never have kids

>>324057069
Yeah, put some hand sanitizer in your mouth and tell me how that goes

>>324057587
Imprecise as fuck.

>>324059164
I have, bitter but it cleared up my gingervitis after 2 weeks.

>>324054481
>adventure game
>character just moves fucking fast all the time
>halfway thru the game you accidentally find the sprint button and it's holyfucktoofast4me

>>324059164
Hand sanitizer is really bad for your hands.

>>324057054
No fuck off, we aren't THAT stupid. Besides theres no picture of the queen on the wall.

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>>324057069
underrated post

>>324059839
I heard you are not supposed to use it often.

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>>324059913
>He doesn't follow UK household regulations
OI GET THE WANKER!

>>324060116
Tell that to people in the medical field, using it basically every 5 minutes. I could sell my mom's Mary Kay shit to them.

>>324054481
What the fuck is she doing to that baby?? Who recorded this shit?

>>324060251
I've read it can have a negative effect (I don't remember what kind of effect), but it's rather negligible. The pros far outweigh the cons.

>soap is super toxic and can't be ingested omg death is imminent
Sounds like it's actually kinda harmless.

https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002739.htm

>>324060356
>baby

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>>324060656
It dries out your skin if you do it constantly, can be solved by simply using moisturizer or the varieties that have both anti-bacterial and moisturizing properties.

Pic related, don't want that then moisturize your hands.

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>>324060356
>baby

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>walking
>hold Run/Walk key
>move slower
>you were already "running"