>Music playing through someones mic
>baby constantly crying in the background
>constant breathing and moving around
>never says anything at all
>only words are the occasional muttering of oh shit or oh fuck
Literally why even have a mic.
>Music playing through someones mic
>I start singing along
>Everyone joins in
>its fucking moonman
>the guy who is playing it is named moonman
>everyone in game is getting really pissed at him
>my friends and i make sure they can't votekick him
>it becomes a mission to protect moonman so that his music can last as long as possible in a round
>1 guy is screaming at someone else in background
>Another is blasting shitty lil' wayne music
>2 white kids that sound 6 are screaming "NIGGA" this "NIGGER" that
>Some guy is audibly "jacking off", probably just clapping his fucking hands
>Another guy is just breathing through his mouth and all you hear is "huuuuuuh, hhhhhuuuuuhhhh"
I don't really have a picture to describe my face when I enter a lobby like that.
>little program included that cracks the game
>the craziest chiptunes start playing when you open it
>Rave music playing through someones mic
>Installing a pirated game
>200 DECIBEL CHIPTUNE
>Music playing through
While it does seem unnatural, people force audible laughter frequently. If someone isn't looking at you and they say something you find funny it's socially normal to laugh audibly when maybe it only made you grin. It communicates to the person that you found it funny.
It is NO DIFFERENT than typing "lol" etc. They serve the same function. It gives the person a way to perceive your appreciation when they otherwise couldn't.
No. I am so post-post-post-meta proxy ironic at this point I'm not sure whats real nor not anymore. My vision is getting blurry and I feel my brain just shutting down.
Dont cry for me, I am already dead.
>10-minute long Hitler speech playing through someone's mic
> Playing Rainbow Six Siege
> Start talking to a guy
> He seems pretty sound
> Play for like 20 minutes
> Suddenly he just gets really clingy
> Starts introducing me to people (like literal fucking family coming on the Mic)
> Tells everyone that I'm his friend
> Spends 15 minutes talking about how he has a book where he writes down different renditions of Palpatines weird "Kill'im" line in Star Wars 3 where Anakin kills Dooku (eg "Shrimp for the barby? Bah, grill'em)
> Starts asking for my full name and where I live
> Make my excuses and leave forever.
>play good game
>guy on team asks you to make a clan with him
>nah thanks I like to play solo
>he insists later on via PMs
>see him in another match three days later
>he doesn't say a word
>someone is loud over mic
>some other idiot won't shut up because he is complaining about or responding to the first guy instead of muting him
>have to mute him too
Why don't people utilize the mute function? its in every game?
> Join match of fight game
> lose 1 round then guy puts his mic on to shit talk
> Win 1 round and he was making excuses as he gets raped
> about to win game, you hear mic cutoff, and he quits
god I fucking hate those kinds of people.
I had a friend that would message me after a round that this was "too easy". After that, he lost a round, and then he started messaging me excuses: "I'm not even trying, I'm just messing around cause it's so easy", and dumb shit like that.
What is the deal with these people, it's not like I'm going to think less of you if you do bad, holy shit.
>friends start joining in
>votekicks against me fails due to friends
>begin votekicking our teammates
>enemy team gets autobalanced to our half empty team
>kick them as they are autobalanced
>server turns into a dead shithole within 20 minutes of us joining
While I understand that it's retarded, I feel like it helps show that you enjoy someone's presence. If some guy was just hilarious and nobody laughed, that guy would have no feedback to know if he's annoying or funny. That's how you make friends after all. Some do abuse that but I accept it in general.
Yeah. I just send a smiley face now when they rage on me since that makes them rage even more. But mics on fighting games are fucking cancer to me. Rarely do I find a mic player who isn't some shit talker.