>tfw no porn of those valley girl fauns
We'll never see either of them ever again
>"You're gonna make me very angry and you won't like me when I'm angry!"
>replaying Spyro 2 and managing to do all the shit idiot child me couldn't
>turtle soup shit
>terrible fucking camera, ground feels like ice, takes me a good five tries but I get it done
>no trouble with the trolley, get it in two tries, wonder how I ever found it difficult
>lava lizards, easy as shit once you figure out that they hatch in a certain pattern, only problem is not running into the cavemen
>alchemist is fucking bullshit, he goes in the most roundabout path imaginable and the earthshapers hit you from a mile away and typically faster than you attack them, can even damage you after you've hit them
I still managed all of it, I thought the worst was over.
And then I went into that cave in Magma Cone where Hunter is.
I don't want to keep playing.
The sweet sweet smell of freshy filtered casual
I can't fucking handle it.
Spyro fucking phases through the shit half the time, and even if Hunter comes to a complete stop to catch them I can't keep up with him.
I feel like I'd have more of a chance if the fucking camera wasn't wedged up Spyro's ass, I can't see the area well enough to see where the crystals will pop out.
1 is the best
Fastest gameplay, not bogged down by story and lame minigames/cutscenes/characters, best levels
It's not as comfy as 2 but I personally like how Spyro is so isolated
What a pity. I could give you advice on how to beat it. For a small fee of course.
Not that anon but I've recently been replaying 1 and the controls for Spyro feels shit, like he feels sluggish in comparison to 2 and 3. Level-wise, game is still strong and more challenging to collect stuff as the levels are far bigger.
>the most "kids game" of them all
They're all games for kids, anon...
all you have to do is follow him and swipe the thing before he grabs it. You know that he pauses momentarily, so why haven't you figured that out yet?
Did any of you ever play Muppets Monster Adventure? It was basically a clone of Spyro but shockingly not shit.
The timed puzzles in that game made me resent every single timed mission in any game ever. There was basically no margin for error.
I can still hear them.
Taunting me in their cacophony of wordless shrieks and jests. No visible motivation beyond my pain.
I'm with you on this, 2 was my fave and 3 was pretty much just more of 2, so they are equal tier imo.
I only ever played 1 in the Crash Bandicoot game, when you entered the demo cheat code on the title screen. Picked it up after HS and while it has awesome levels, I just can't quite get used to the less polished controls.
A Next gen version would never work because the dev team would have to spend too much time making it look good
The only way it would succeed is in keeping a low poly count so the art is much simpler
>Next gen version of spyro
>The Legend of Spyro is only good if you can deal with a God of War style gameplay. Other than that, It's all shit.
ANB: Reatively decent, gets repetitive near the end of the game
TEN: Sonic 06 Difficulty
DotD: Really Well
Are any of the games beyond the original three worth playing? I liked 1 and 2 the most. 3 was okay but had too many alternate characters for my liking. Definitely not as bad as the drop in quality Crash had on the third game though.
>tfw ted went to your high school
Ted what's happening to insomniac