I have asked this before, but I'm going to keep asking it until I get the answer: has he ever told why he chose that nickname, Chibi? It sounds horribly unfitting for him.
He did. Used a press L to levitate code to pull off a trick first try which even the only person who was able to do it on console couldn't do consistently.
At that point he responses completely nonchalantly despite there being only one other person who ran the game being able to pull off the trick.
He gets more and more cringy with every post. Just like my myspace page back in middle school.
You think someone as old as him would have learned some self awareness and know when to stop posting like I did.
So he went ahead with his cheat without checking who was watching him?
I don't have "her" pic here, but "she" looks about as convincing as a girl as Cosmo here.
But I have to hand Chibi one thing: he's right about the fact that associating with him is one of the worst things you can do unless you explicitly want to get ripped by the internets.
>following these people around on the internet
It's like celebrity gossip between females but somehow worse
chibi speedruns ttyd
gets to a part where there's an exploit allowing you to skip shit if you do a jump right
chibi uses an action replay code press l or r to do some shit that makes him not do that jump but still lets him do that exploit
tries to pass it off as naturally doing the exploit, hence "I like that jump"
one of the viewers knows his shit and calls out chibi on his bullshit, lets him know that he's analyzing the tapes
whatever credibility chibi had is now circling the bowl
So basically in the game one you get out of an encounter with an enemy there's a very brief window in which you can jump again that require perfect timing. Using this you can get up onto a ledge in one area that shaves about a good 15 minutes off the run time. The basic gist of the trick is you use one of your partners to trigger an enemy encounter just as you reach the peak of your jump and then exit the battle and if your timing is right you can "double jump" and get onto the ledge.
The thing is the timing is so precise that's incredibly hard to pull off consistently, not even by the guy who discovered it in the first place. So most people who run the game don't even bother going for it because it's just a waste of time and you have to be insanely lucky to actually pull it off. Chibi streamed himself doing a run and got to that part and pulled off the trick on his first try. The guy who discovered the trick in the first place happened to be watching at the time and called him out on it. Instead of coming clean and saying he used a double jump cheat or even trying to play it off by saying he was just practicing or doing a theory run or some shit, he lied about it twice before finally admitting he cheated.
This is Chibi, anon. It was even more retarded than that.
Apparently he was hyping the run up for a while before that 'WR attempts' etc. He was practically begging for malleo to be watching.
The trick is basically two frame perfect jumps in a row and it's like an hour into the run. His reaction? 'Meh'.
True, if his cheated run had been WR time and submitted for it, I'm sure that everyone would have inspected with a microscope just because Chibi is, well, not the guy you expect to break any records.
However, if that cheating run wouldn't have reached WR times, nobody would have inspected it and Chibi would have got away scott-free.
>dressing up on a camping trip
figures /fa/ would have 0 sense about anything even remotely rugged, not to mention their fashion sense is suspect as well but let's leave that alone
He's handsome enough that he can get away with wearing what he likes. That is a luxury not enjoyed by the pasty, scrawny people who haunt /fa/.
When you have a good body, you don't have to worry so much about how you cover it.
>got caught cheating an incredibly hard to do glitch by the guy who discovered the glitch
>held a mock funeral STREAM ONLINE for a man he never met, and sang on stream
>took an $8000 loan to donate to yooka laylee so he could voice what will probably be an incredibly small part
>compares the loan to people taking out loans for college, honestly thinks this will start his voice acting career
>doesn't even have a nice voice
>cucked on stream
Has he reached Anthony Burch levels yet?
>took an $8000 loan to donate to yooka laylee so he could voice what will probably be an incredibly small part
>compares the loan to people taking out loans for college, honestly thinks this will start his voice acting career
Not up on my eceleb drama. What the fuck is this all about?
She looks a lot better here, assuming this is actually her.
this I bet these dudes hate on people that watch Kardashians not knowing they're worse
Literally what it sounds like. He took out a fucking $8000 loan so he could donate to a kickstarter and get the reward of voice acting a part in the game.
And he honestly believes paying his way into the game like this is the start of his voice acting career
>Got BTFO in SGDQ by other sperg
>He never scored even thought the event was full of sluts
>Got ridiculed by his mom in his online stream
At least he's kinda selfaware unlike Anthony.
>>Got ridiculed by his mom in his online stream
I never understand why he didn't stop the stream, or at the very least mute his mic. I mean I don't agree with his mom telling him he can't be up all night when he has a job, but she was fucking roasting him over other disgusting shit
>you said you would clean your sheets
>"They aren't dirty!"
>They're turning yellow! And there's food in your sheets!
>Chibi just stays silent
>tfw chibi got a date with Emmy Rossum and you can't even look a girl in the eyes
I saw his Iwata mock-funeral yesterday, that was Chris Chan levels of autism
>when he started singing
Pretty she she has a vagina. Although she does have some more unflattering images.
Whats your excuse, /v/?
Not sure if the guy was legit, but on another chan a person who claimed to be his brother, after begging people to stop talking about chibi, asked me to get both chibi and himself a job after chibi said he applied to the place I worked for. I wasn't for it.
>They're turning yellow!
This is the most pathetic "suicide" attempt I've ever heard of. Obviously just a cry for attention.
The second most pathetic happened at my middle school years ago.
>lunch time, out in the quad
>there's small trees with thin branches
>fat greasy special ed kid approaches one of the trees with a shoelace in land
>wraps one end around his neck
>wraps other around tree
>jumps towards the concrete stairs nearby
>falls on his ass because he didn't even tie shit
He also tried killing himself by jumping down the giant concrete stairs we had
List the best 3 $60 dollar games in steam
I'll give you the most autistic and pathetic one
>meet german girl on omegle
>talk for months
>tell her I'm in love with her
>she says no
>month goes by of arguing, wants to break contact
>made a picture of myself with a belt around my neck and a note to my chest "this is it"
>believes it, I tell her I'm too stupid to do even that
In discussion right now whether we should break contact or not
She sent me a sex selfie which in the end wasn't her but I responded with a picture of me cutting myself
I know it wasn't her because it was a photo of a female friend and her for jokes, the friend told me, she pitied me because I tried to kill myself
It's a fat girl
Jesus Christ, he Tweeted this shit?
He must be legitimately autistic, right?
I've seen a shit ton of these threads lately and not nearly enough DARK ENERGY MOON COLLAR in them.
feel bad for this guy
im an ass so i would just tell her to kick the guy out the door or she fuck herself and im out
but i get how hard it is to speak up when you get your hopes crushed, we all know how it goes
how is it autistic you autist?
when i get asked out by a girl i know to come over for the weekend i dont expect some random faggot to be there already
what are you 12? you expect to a board game and go to sleep at 9pm separate?
I had to reread that post six times to process all the faggotry you're putting that kraut through.
Like its not even funny but sad, you're the king of manchildren. Wear your new title proudly.
>implying Chibi's autism even compares to the worst of SGDQ
How you lack this much self awareness throughout the course of almost 50 minutes is beyond me.
What's even worse, no one told him to be quiet.
I LIKE THAT JUMP qoute?
Is that something he said? Never much looked at his twitch since I am a failing streamer too with only 2000+ views.
Should I stream Cavestory or Undertale to get attention and quite possibly berated?
Come on anon. I think his voice would be perfect for someone like Slippy Toad from Star Fox, or Rosh Penin from Star Wars Jedi Academy.
Fuck that guy, always trying to get you killed
Or maybe because he was focused on trying to keep up the pace and not get distracted? I didn't watch it so maybe he did but "being nonchalant" doesn't seem like a good reason to accuse someone of cheating and weirder things have happened than getting something right on the first time.
My big brother constantly judging me and criticizing me for my interests made me an insecure mess the rest of my life. I should probably thank him for making me more aware of the stupid shit I do though
>best I have been on
So he's had more than one gf? How the hell does such an autistic lying cheating fool like him do it? Don't these women know he embarrassed himself numerous times? Are they giving him sympathy dates?
Man, you need to stop thinking so much. Just give in to your base instincts.
Man, woman, whatever man. The dick is always right.
he's trying to help you and covering it up with playful banter because kindness is forbidden on /v/
you look foreign at best if you're using idioms incorrectly; there's nothing wrong with learning the correct usage of the language you're speaking, unless you seriously intend to appear uneducated
Way ahead of you
>Be Quiet incident
>Cheat Run incident
>Dark Energy Moon Collar
>Laundry/Hands suicide attempt
>Mom Berating Stream incident
>Iwata Stream Funeral incident
>Cucked By Girl on stream
>$8000 Loan for Yooka-Laylee
Anything else I'm missing, /v/?
I feel so sorry for kids in the new generation where bullying has zero tolerance.
Bullying is a necessary evil. It creates self awareness and builds character during a crucial point in ones childhood. It lets one know early on what is and isn't acceptable in a public setting.
>>$8000 Loan for Yooka-Laylee
What was that one?
bullying generally goes beyond the acceptable negative social pressure for stigmatized behaviors and is not really necessary for developing social awareness
what actually needs to happen is kids need to stop being coddled and treated like they're special snowflakes who can do no wrong
I was bullied in High school but that didnt stop me.
4chan was what made me cure myself.
I used to have more fun, but at least I will never appear in a cringe compilation ever.
But he's not wearing it here.
>I didn't watch it
then what are you doing nigger? he was found cheating, everyone saw it. he went fucking silent after the jump his face turned to dread, he knew he fucked up.
>Have you ever heard the story of Darth Anon the cucked? He was so perverse, so autistic that he could masturbate for days, he could even masturbate to dicks... Without being a homo
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a normie
>show yourself to be a bad, untrustworthy person
>surprised when you get ostracized
At least if he was super rich people would still pretend he's not an asshole, but he doesn't even have that going for him.
Yeah, people totally want to do things for people they don't like. If bullying solved the problem, no-one would be autistic. It just causes fear, paranoia, and that anying thing people like me do where they try to hard to impress people.
I know that this is just a bait, but I sure would have wanted to see someone tell that to that one boy who was in elementary school at the same time as me and had a bad case of rosacea in his face. The bullying started within 30 seconds once the other kids first saw him.
Someone explain to me how he got "cucked live on stream"? What, was she just getting railed in background while he cheated at speedrunning?
>Act like a faggot
>People bully you
>Stop acting like a faggot
And this is how it should work. But then!
>People keep bullying you because you once acted like a faggot and act like you never stopped doing what you did wrong
And that's where it turns to shit.
Retards who defend bullying have never been bullied.
Simply "stop acting like a faggot" doesn't work. People bully to get under your skin and then laugh as your being taken away in cuffs for threatening to shoot up the school.
The only tried and true method to stop bullying is to make them swallow their teeth.
Unless it's a group of bullies, then you're just better off switching schools.
Ive been bullied and it helped me
If i didnt then i wouldnt have my own taste on how life sucks and it isnt a hugbox
I do think that bullying can get extreme some times but its still worth to have
I think a big problem with bullying in schools is that you get punished for standing up for yourself and fighting back
>kid is picking on you
>start fighting back to protect yourself
>get the exact same punishment as the bully who started it
The punishment system is fucking retarded. You're supposed to just stand there and let him beat the shit out of you until a teacher shows up unless you want to get in trouble
Bullying may help some, but the reality is that it goes too far too often.
What actually needs to be done is remove the prissy "EVERYBODY'S A WINNER" coddling that bred people like Chibi.
Growing up I remember hating this policy, the only problem is kids will start interpreting certain physical harassment such as simple battery (which shouldn't justify hitting another student) as assaults and claim they were only defending themselves.
This, right here.
I'll support bullying if the bullied kid is allowed to fight back with no consequences. If picking on some kid could result in you getting your shit kicked in and only you being the one getting punished? You'd see a lot less of it.
this is honestly one of the bigger problems with bullying. it's become a little better now that everyone records everyone and bullied people who stand up for themselves get a lot of support online when the videos leak.
HOWEVER, not standing up to yourself because "they'll punish me" is part of why you're being bullied.
When I finally fought back against a bully in middle school I got a couple days off school, my parents did not punish me at all, and I was never bullied again Actually I was praised as a bad ass by all my classmates. It was worth it.
I remember a kid who constantly got pushed around by others, everyone called him a weakling and a wuss. Once he finally got fed up with all that and punched one bully's nose hard enough for it to bleed, they just started calling him madman and continued harassing, this time they just stopped doing it alone and always had posse along.
I was bullied when I hang out with people (aka normie behaviour)
It caused me to become a social outcast who had no friends and I actively push people away. I was never bullied again.
I wasn't bullied actually. I'm just saying the system is encouraging kids to let themselves be bullied.
Especially considering the school won't do shit unless they have proof the kid is picking on you
im 22 years old gramps
What's it like being a relic still posting on an anime image board that's supposed to be about video games?
Teacher here, in my experiences kids who just sit back and take the bullying while letting me or admin handle it often go through bullying much more than the kids who fight back or just tell their aggressor to STFU. Most bullies are huge pussies and only do it because their home life is shit, most stop it if their victim pushes back.
No, obviously tell them to fuck off if they're being stupid/weird.
The problem is people go too far.
They don't understand that moderation is something to be exercised outside of substance abuse.
They figure "no half measures" and beat a kid the point where he can't pick himself off of the ground as opposed to a simple slap to the head.
>get bullied by a group of four
>stand up for myself verbally, not physically since it'd be a 1vs4
>fuck it up because i have never been a good talker
>they just laugh at me even more
>tfw chibi's older brother ron died after pushing chibi out of the way of of truck, and being crushed between the truck and a car because chibi had wandered into the middle of the road while looking at a bird
I love this entire scene.
>you will never respond to someone asking if you fucked your gf yet that you haven't, but you'll fuck them
>she will never say she's too classy to fuck you to your face
>you will never sit in silence painfully afterwards
I like to add that you really, really need to do the favor and kill
that hesitation in your heart. Just tell her how you feel, man. If you don't do it, you'll look back in 30 years and you will never be able to respectyourself.
all of the good people were either killed off or unable to pass on their genes due to being cucked by hard asses. Literally 90% of the population has some shitbag for an ancestor who ruined everything.
>you will never have a cool older brother that teaches you to play nirvana songs, and chibi did, but killed his because he'd rather look at birds
Maybe I'll go on an online game and roleplay as a cute German girl with an accent who has a crush on you.
And then I'll cuck you for a big, strong tank.
>I doubt you'd be willing to look for actual help.
Actually I'm in my second year of psychology lol
Doing pretty well in therapy exercises lmao
I don't give up
She blocked me on whatsapp but not yet on skype, trying to convince her to unblock, I think I'm doing pretty well
Turned out she had a bf during the months we talked but he cheated on her (big surprise she's fat) so they broke up
We actually don't live that far apart but she keeps insisting I go on with my life and find someone else, tries to give me hope "this is gonna be your year" etc etc but I keep going lol
I thought cheating was expected of speedrunners in this day and age
Witch is a pretty sad thing when you think about it.
I reflexively buried my head in my hands in shame for this man.
I'm getting secondhand shame from this cringe, fucking HELP ME
Someone send this thread to the twitch link in this:
Chibi is lurking ask him to chat with us
>his mom nonstop yelling about how people are nonstop harassing his household with phone calls, ordering him pizza
>he tells his friend he has to go
>friend says it's okay and that they can talk about it later, obviously knows it's awkward and stupid to discuss this over stream
>chibi keeps fucking discussing it
It's his own fault. The only thing is mom is wrong about is telling him he can't stay up as late as he wants when he has a job. But him having disgusting fucking sheets, and other things is all on him
If you read about the german girl stuff
Here's something to cheer you up lmao
Last thing I sent, pic included obv
>let's just continue please
> on whatsapp, like I said, no more bullshit
>I didn't do anymore bullshit this year, not until you suddenly started saying bye again and I won't anymore
>I'm telling you seriously
>unblock again pls, no bullshit, just fun, I won't write so much anymore, just sometimes or when you want to, I fuckin swear, really
>just do it
lmfao too funny
Why is this over twitter and not text?
>guy applies for job
>type his name into google to check around
>stumble across all his autism
What would you do if you were the hiring manager /v/?
He has a pretty good relationship with his mother if they can have a four-minute argument about something as personal as religion and end it with one person conceding and both exchanging "I love yous."
oh boy I was about to post that one.
Have this other one instead:
It's what passes for smooth talking in an autists mind
>Cheats so he can do a near impossible glitch one other dude has managed
>thinks "I like that jump" is a believable reaction if he had done the jump legitly
>Those "slap" sounds
Jesus, sounded like he got his head slammed into the table.
This was how it officially was supposed to happen at my school, but really if there was a big fight between two boys the teachers understood that it was usually the end of trouble and just let it go.
I remember beating the shit out of some cunt who sucker punched me after school, and the teachers who saw it just turned a blind eye.
>Something amazing that its almost impossible to do
>no emotions at all
>"i like that jump"
How the fuck are these people not completely self aware at all given times? Fucking pining over girls like a maniac, sending dick pics and expecting no god damn consequences, keeping your fucking stream on when your mom roasts the shit out of you.
I'm spergy as fuck and I still control my power level completely as soon as I interact with people outside of my group of friends.
Why doesn't he just fucking stop?
he can't be making any significant amount of money from streaming speedruns
How can he still be doing this to himself after all the shit that's been thrown at him?
why is that still the cutest smug anime gif i've ever seen
He has invested all of his time and passion into this hobby for fucking ages, and he fucked himself. But it's too late. He doesn't know how to do anything else. He doesn't have any other interests or talents.
>Using a method to beat the game the fastest in a speed run is considered cheating
>This is cheating when in some games you literally jump through walls and skip half of the game to speed run
I don't get what's so wrong. Unless he was using a copy of the game that is used to cheat I don't see what he did wrong.
>put in "warp to last level" cheat in action replay
>i am now literally the fastest speedrunner
The exploits speedrunners use are very specific, and need very precise timing to do correctly, it takes all the fun out of it if you just use cheat codes to win
Is there a more based speedrunner than CGN?
The games where you jump through a wall to skip half the game are due to bugs in the game's own programming. He used a third party code injector (An action replay code in this case) to alter how the game works to give him an edge. He's using tools when doing a non-tool assisted run.
Chibi, you're a fucking retard. Speedrunning, albeit a completely shit and autistic passtime, was the only thing you had and you blew it.
Please kill yourself
>when you nut but she still shocking
>Chibi's in this thread right now
Shut it down, lads. He'll kick our asses.
at least we know now that he wasn't joking or doing a parody when he made that dark moon energy collar video
he legit wears a collar as a sexual fetish
fucking mentally ill degenerate
Hey Chibi, is pic related still tmyour greatest nemesis? How did you end up choosing that name for yourself?
This all is important, and we really need answers in this sub.