NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>>323869789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnCe3kElUCo

>>323869789
>of

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>>323869789
>"Is that...an amulet of Talos you're wearing?!"

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>>323869789
>"I YIELD, I CANNOT BEST YOU!"

>>323870046
should've

've is essentially of

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, CAT

I used to be an adventurer like you.... but the I took an arrow to the knee.

BY AZURA

>>323871196

>>323871196
Except for the part where the "'ve" literally means have. As in "Should have"

>>323871369
lol XD

Someone call the police someone is at my home I live at 13 channing street, new york he is coming up the stairs

HEY ALCHEMIST, WHY DONT YOU WHIP ME UP A QUICK BED EH?

>>323871484
this isnt a skyrim dialogue :o

>>323871369
ツ

>>323871484
i got you senpai

>>323871484
Rest In pepperoni

>>323871484

Oh lol nvm, its just my mommy with some hotpockets XD

>>323871620
TSU ISN'T A FUCKING SMILEY FACE

>So I kicked 'im in the head 'til he was dead. Har har.

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>>323869789
"YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD"

>>323871196
You don't know what the word essential means do you?

Who else /cuckedbythalmor/ here? My wife and her future elvish sons deserve superior, golden, elvish sperm.

>>323871845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG15a7OQ3Pw

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>>323871484
A challenger is near!

Peperony and chease

>>323871868
Half of the characters in Fallout 4?

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

>>323871719
卐

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>>323872057

Redguards>Argonians>Bretons>wood elves>nords>dark elves>khajjit>orcs>high elves

Real world:
Whites>native americans>asians>blacks>arabs

Objectively correct.

>>323869789
CAN'T

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>>323872340
>No Imperial

>>323872340
>wood elves
>that high up
everything else here is pretty accurate

"Hey buddy boy, hear you're swift on your feet. How about you fast me a couple of potions while you keep that spell away from me"

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>>323869789
LISTEN WELL, SLUT, I'M JARL BALGRUUF AND I BE-

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Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

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>>323871484
>mfw this is my address
>mfw I DO hear someone coming up the

>>323875337
I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>323871406
But phonetically, there's no distinction, hence why people often fail to distinguish in their typing.

Don't be a morphology pedant, it's boring~ n_n

>>323876294
Beat me to it

>>323871719
Sure looks like one to me~ n_n

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>>323871484
I can't say I'm surprised someone has broken and entered your house..

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>become the hero of one faction or the other
>save the world
>have every glowing magical op piece of gear
>random mook tries to mug you

>Install mods
>Mod the mods
>Rape everyone, even the children
>NPCs rape each other in combat
>NPCs will fuck corpses
>Find the game a lot more enjoyable

>>323877407

Aim big or go home

>>323877116
Jesus Christ, kill yourself.

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>>323871196
>>323877116

>>323869789
Why have you come here?

>>323879069
*of

>>323877116
fuck off evan

>"I YEILD"
>.....
>"LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE"

>>323878792
Kill myself for not letting a minor orthographic deviation cuck me lol~ n_n?

>>323881334
>baiting on an identifiable text board

For what purpose?

>>323882513
Prescriptivism needs to be stamped out whenever it rears its boring head~ n_n

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>>323882747

>>323882834
You...wanna...hook me?

Am I being hooked?

I don't understnad~ n_m

>>323883209
Look at this, guys, we got a master baiter over here.

fuck you for calling "using correct grammar and spelling" prescriptivism

>>323883320
That's literally what it's called. There is no singular universal correct mode of English use. Even in formal contexts, the preferences for syntax and orthography vary.

This has been consistently true throughout the history of the language. Policing form when content is clearly read regardless is the worst kind of pedantry, and I won't stand for it~ n_n

>>323876235
the home invader took the time to select an image and to post, but didn't bother to finish the sentence

fucking rude

>>323883726
Furthermore, it's worth noting that prescriptive English is simply born of an effort to integrate one particular regional/class-based dialect from England with Latin grammar, so that it may be more readily taught in public schools/be better regarded on the international stage.

It is literally the dialect of Romance-language cucked bourgie beta Londoners who wanted to play with the big yurup. Defending it as more correct than any other dialect, or any mutation of form, is the most pathetic and beta of acts~ n_n

>>323883726
Let me fuck you

IT'S ALMOST HAHVESTING SEASON

>>323883726

I know your a bait, and a dude, and everything wrong with tripfaggots....but god damn if I don't have respect for your vernacular.

>>323883986
I'm neither but ty this linguistics degree's gotta be useful for something~ n_n

I YIELD I YIELD

>>323884092
Plz

>>323883934
Tell me how~ n_n

>>323875053
BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN'

>>323883986
>tripfaggots
*namefag

>>323884708
Do you have a steam account~ n_n

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>>323871134
*walk away*
>he starts attacking you again

>>323885052
Yes! What's yrs? I'll add!
Gotta admit tho - waiting on a new mobo to be delivered, so I won't be able to play much for the next 2-3 business days (estimated)~ n_n

>>323885238
nm- deathspiece

>>323885238
http://steamcommunity.com/id/notcompletelystupid

>>323885238
STAR_

>>323885238
Jerma985

>>323883920
Even so, I feel that "should of" is wrong and shouldn't become the normal spelling.

I'm not so sure prescriptivism is a bad thing. Letting people spell things however they want leads to confusion more often than not.

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>>323885448
:<

mine's jesuseleven anyway

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>its a destruction mage

>>323885819
Can't find yours, here just go to mine. http://steamcommunity.com/id/notcompletelystupid

>>323885803
And yet, were you in any way confused by what the poster intended by saying 'of' instead of 'have'?

Honestly, individually enforcing your preferences on others isn't going to have any bearing on whether or not its going to be adopted as the default parlance. You either accept and adapt, or remain mute and cranky. These are yr choices~ n_n

Prescriptivism has its place - and certainly can help to limit ambiguity in the right contexts - but policing an informal discussion with some presumed notion of correct usage is just sillie. In my experience, most people do it because they either assume that using a standard dialect is interchangeable with displaying intelligence - which it isn't - or because the person doing the 'correcting' has been badgered by some other prescriptivist with and axe to grind in the past.

Either way, demanding it says a lot more about the person insisting upon it than it does the original speaker/poster being corrected.

>>323872340
>native americans over asians

>people who never developed iron
>eat their horses to extinction
>then claimed to live in harmony with nature

>>323869789
>should of
>should have

which is it?