>playing MGS 5 for the first time >can't even fap

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You can't recreate perfection in the digital medium with something as pedestrian as the FOX Engine.

Lazy power fantasies kill my boner

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No they literally could not have gotten a prettier woman.

>>323823330
>playing MGS 5 for the first time
>every mission takes 20-30 minutes
>every mission end up getting caught and going loud
help why do i suck so bad

>>323823330
Because ugly horse face

I like her because she looks like a girl I had a crush on in high school

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JUICE

>>323823330
I never played MGSV but I thought Quiet was fucking ugly. Does she just grow on you or something? Or are people fapping to her to be ironic? Her real life actress is okay, certainly not a 10/10 in my opinion, but her game model looks horribly off compared to the source.

>>323823330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwD_73oR4ME

>>323823713
she looks so much better in this than her photoshoped photos

Joosten only looks good with 10 pounds of makeup on. That's why Quiet is ugly as fuck. Fight me, nerds.

>Clothing suffocates her
Then why does she wear clothing at all?

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>>323824391
Hello Reddit

I thought Quiet looked alright and Joosten has a horse face

>You will never be as cute as the Joos
Why live?

>>323824175
Have you ever been around a real life person

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>>323823552
>>323823713
>>323824451
she was a mistake

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>>323824606
>You will never have a Qt Joost Gf.

>>323823330
So, is her power phasing or just going invisible?

Because it's really inconsistently demonstrated.

>>323824675
Yes. I'm at work right now.

I just fail to see how people fap to her in game appearance when they butchered her source.

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>>323824923
She's mediocre in the game and straight up ugly compared to Stefanie.
She constantly has this uggo mouthbreather face and a weird blockhead with plastic looking skin, I can't believe they spent all that money on scanning actors and hyping the Fox Engine and that was the result.

She's got niggerlips and buck teeth

vomitchan.jpg

>>323825190
Quiet's a soldier. 10s aren't exactly biting at the lip to enlist.

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>>323825190
>She's mediocre in the game and straight up ugly compared to Stefanie.

Pretty much. In game model suffers from the plastic and grease problem current gen graphics seem to have trouble with.

>>323824908
>>323824908
Isn't she like Superman or something?

>>323825190
Jesus she literally perfect.

No amount of processing power will be able to render a goddess like that.

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>>323825950

>>323825950
I'm pretty sure you could, just not in real time

>>323825482
If you want actual privacy don't use cuckcuckgo. Use startpage.com, ixquick.com, and searx.me.

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>>323826017
>>323826031

Don't get banned bros, the hambeast mods are still salty all these months later.

>>323823825
You need to be more patient, watch the guards movements, reflex is your friend. Use smoke/stun grenades if you have real trouble

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>>323825950

>>323826105

I got the pic from /v/ some time ago, calm down.

>>323826892
>calm down

I'm not mad or anything.

>>323825190
This. Her weird double chin and weak ass first chin in the game really kill it. Like, she's way better looking in the game, what the fuck happened during the conversion?

Do you think Joos has cosplayed secretly as Quiet, fapping while looking at herself in a mirror?

>>323826238
She has gained some weight

>>323823330
Now you regret your words and deeds

>>323823330
agreed, her face doesn't even resemble joosten's, the physics on her tits were awful, if they were going to put a female character into the game purely for erotic value they should have at least given her a nice ass

also disappointing that she had no back story and we could only give her two different outfits

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bravo Kojima

>>323829547
honestly, i don't understand how they fucked up this badly
i mean, D-horse looked really good in game, so why couldn't they make a second horse that looked similarly good? this one is just awful

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>>323830510
What the fuck is that thing

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joost pic # 084241
Rarity: 33%

>>323830076
I bet you like retarded munchkin looking bitches with basketballs for heads like Selena Gomez.

>>323823330
If I want to fap I fap to porn. Quiet was hot enough, who cares. D Dog was the best battle buddy anyway.

>>323830597
a woman, i know you have been seeing so many animu girls that you forgot how they looked but dont worry we are here for you

>>323830510
>Quiet is just Joosten without makeup and with a default/resting or angry face during mocap

>>323830749
is that her pussy

>>323831647
>without makeup
umm, what?

>>323830749
Do you have a rare joost Pepe?

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>>323831647
Eh I'm still not sure, Quiet's fucking head doesn't even seem to be the same shape, for example Quiet seems to have no chin

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>>323831825
Stefanie herself likes this one

>>323832005
I'm stealing thanks senpai

>>323823330
Quiet was a mistake.

Everything about her is shit.

They should have just had a younger Sniper Wolf or something.