Well? What is your excuse, /v/?

>>323590658
They don't have my gender as a choice

>>323590658
I am a straight female even though I was born male.

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I pick the character than looks cooler.

Fuck what you think

I always pick my gender.

Why is it that Americans use the word "gender" when they really mean "sex"?

Is America so puritan that you're not even allowed to use the word "sex" in a context where children might see it?

My gender is fluid, where are the water kids?

>>323590658
I choose the same as mine provided the male doesn't look fucking stupid
read: BW2 is the only time I picked female
but really, who cares about this shit?

Can I be an attack helicopter?

>>323590658
Joke's on you, I actually play as Lucas on the Sinnoh games.

Is this the American booklet? Does the European one have this same bullshit?

Or vice versa if I'm wrong

>>323591015
>america
>puritan

>>323590658
I want to be a lesbian loli.

That's an edit, right? Like, just...uuuhhhghh....like, I don't even....my head is full of FUCK. Like, do you even...come ON...can we not?

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>>323590658
haruka's harukas

I played Dawn in all the Sinnoh games because Lucas looks gay as fuck.

>>323591235
I checked it and Platinum. It does say that indeed.
Platinum says "don't be afraid to choose your gender, it doesn't affect the story!".

>>323590890
This.

I've been a boy in every pokemon game except Black 2 because he looked like shit.

>>323591416
Oh my

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>Doesn't just recommend to always pick the cutest character

>>323591606
This, what the fuck is that hair

>>323591346
I CAN'T right now

>>323591578
>Platinum says "don't be afraid to choose your gender, it doesn't affect the story!".
Well Platinum was an improvement in every way

>>323590658
excuse me shitlord. but i dont identifies as a male or female. you need to have your privilege checked.

>>323591416
This is shopped, right? There's not player customization in ORAS. She shouldn't have the blue bow or black tank

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>Watching these closet cock suckers do mental gymnastics to convince themselves they arent gay as shit

>>323591815
it's a mod, literally the pinnacle of 3ds hacking.

>>323591015
they are literally synonymous, why does it matter?

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>>323590765
[spolier] triggered

>Boy
>Girl
>No Eldritch Abomination option

>>323590658
In a video game, whatever, but in a TTRPG nooooooo thank you

>>323590658
>No matter which one you choose, there is no difference in the story.

Why is this allowed

>>323592494
What do you mean? Why would trainer gender matter for Pokemon?

>>323591951
Sex is biological
Gender is social

>>323592708
Outside of talking about sociology or trannies, the distinction does not matter.

>>323592708
>>>Tumblr

>>323592494
Because it doesn't matter. Why would it matter? Do you want speshul snowflaek options if you're a girl, yeah you picked the girl ya da best traina in all da land, EMPOWERMENT! WOOOOOO.

Shut the fuck up, gender choices should never matter whatsoever and be for purely cosmetic reasons only.

>>323592597
>>323592907
then what is the fucking point of including it in the first place? and if you really are going to try to argue that it's purely an aesthetic choice, then why the fuck wouldn't those lazy bastards include more than two fucking sprites

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>>323591015
pretty much. Think of the children!

>>323593092
>lazy bastards
Well yeah, this is Game "Iwata single handedly saved us from getting canned" Freak.

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>>323593335
>Disney XD

I always play the dude though. Girls are for repeat playthroughs. I always picked gold though for the Johto games, the female design in He/Ss is retarded.

why is it recommended, why would they even write it?

for online play so people will know i'm a girl?

>>323590658
Because I like to masturbate to Hikari.

>>323593718
>repeat playthroughs
>in a game with one save file

>>323592805
Different cultures have different gender roles, whats considered manly or girly is not universal, but a man is a man and a woman is a woman because of their biology.
>>323592806
Faggot

>>323590997
which one do you pick though

>>323590658
Where is my option for "straight male that occasionally likes to dress up as a cute girl"

They should do it like in Undertale: Call the character by xyr name, say child or person.
Make other male, female and gender neutral characters offer romances to yours.

>>323593092
Because not everyone wants to play as a little boy Anon, plenty of girls play Pokemon too, let them play as a girl if they want. Why should it matter anyways?

Are you saying the inclusion is a bad thing solely because there is no difference in playing as a girl or a boy? Again, it doesn't matter, there shouldn't be a difference. The only difference I can even possibly thing of are use of pronouns and the Ferris Wheel stuff in Gen 5.

Hell why include changing clothes and how your character looks in X/Y? It clearly doesn't do anything, but it's still a neat feature for cosmetic reasons.

Stop having a stick up your ass and getting all bent out of shape because fucking Pokemon of all things has had "Are you a boy or girl?" since Crystal.

I want to be a girl so I can be a lesbian.

>>323594008
Somewhere between the loaded gun and the noose.

>>323594008
>next pokemon game
>"who are you again?"
>select character
gender select pops up after

>>323594051
If you were born a man and you identify as a girl, you play the girl.

If you were born a woman and you identify as a boy, you play the boy.

If you were born a man and you identify as a boy, you play the boy.

If you were born a woman and you identify as a girl, you play the girl.

If you were born a man/woman and identify as something that doesn't make any fucking sense, go to a therapist.

>>323590658
But that's what I do, OP.

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>>323593335
I will glaldy like and share, what with all those emoticons in her post sure seems like a hilarious show.

>>323591954
can't spell, eh?

>>323594201
the stick is up my ass not because I don't want girls in games, it's there because gamefreak is too goddamn lazy and/or incompetent to make the role you choose to play irrelevant in a goddamn role playing game

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>>323593335
>Disney XD

memes are taking over

>>323594358
>Identify

if you don't 'identify' as your actual sex. You should probably kill yourself.

I usually pick a dood for things like pokemon anyways; if youre just Blank Slateman then it doesnt matter much for me.

But if im going to be staring at a character and hearing them grunt and groan and die i would much rather hear a qt

And you can try your best to make the perfect qt in character creators and always have a disappointment

>>323594514
I'm normal and I want to kill myself anyway.

>>323591416
>>323591904
I don't want to bother with hacking my 3DS or whatever, but when playable 3DS emulation is a thing in 2019 you can bet I'll be on that shit.

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>>323594358
See, you get it.

Everything has a moderate compromise that can be thought out. Both extremes are just retards running off emotion.

This is no longer about video games, let it die.

>>323593837

>Transfer all your Pokémon to next generation.
>Save file is basically worthless now.
>Delete save file and play the game again.

Wow, such a complicated concept.

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>Not mixing it up every game you play
>>323590890
this to

>>323590658
It's the current year! C'mon!

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He picked a boy

>>323594443
That's what you're upset about? Pokemon has no role-playing mechanics beyond stats existing whatsoever, it has a clear cut and dry system for virtually everything, it's a game for children. I love Pokemon, but it's a game for children man. I doubt their intent is to have grown adults running around role-playing as 10-15 year old kids battling Pokemon like it's Dungeons & Dragons.

What could they seriously add to Pokemon to make you feel like you're role-playing as one gender or the other? I mean really?

>>323590658
I want to be the little girl

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>>323590658
This.

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>>323594514
To be honest family member, while i dont rly give two shits about three shits, i have to kind of agree from an objective veiwpoint

Cisgendered frogs and antelope and ducks seem to be pretty effective; idgaf what people feel they need to do to thenselves but in my humble opinion theyre Living Failures
no malice there bruh

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>>323590658

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>>323594948
Damn, forgot my meme arrow.

>>323595080
>sexualizing a minor

Akhmed pls

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>>323590658
I didnt like his retarded looking hat, so i picked the female. Whoops

>>323595160
Capcom is crazy.

>>323595228
>16
>minor

All the protags in Gen 5 are 16, they mentioned it before the games came out.

>>323595368
dont you have to be over 21 to be considered adult in the US?

>>323595160
I really should go back and play MMBN. I had fond memories playing it, but don't remember anything about the story.

>>323595519
Age of sexual consent is 16 in most states.

>>323595519
While that is true, 16 is legal in most states. Also whoever said the guy that posted the pic was from the US in the first place?

>>323595519
Just 18.

Consent is 16-18 though, depending on state.

Then other stuff unlocks at 21.

All of this is arbitrary and inconsistent as hell. My stance is if you would be tried as an adult in court or sent off to die for oil, you should have all the rights of an adult.

>>323595756
4chan is a US board

Get out Aussie scum

>>323595624
A middle schooler and his mini-Cortona save the world 8 million times, do a better job than the fucking police, barely get the recognition they deserve, and continue to live their middle school life as cheery energetic kids.

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>>323595742
>It's OK to fuck when you're 16.
>But you must be 18 to watch porn!
Does your country have that shit? Mine does.

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>>323593679
>>323594505
Disney XD has been around since 2009, newfaggots.

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>>323593335
>Disney XD

>>323595742
>>323595756
>>323595845
if you are 16, you can only consent to people to the age of 18 right?

>>323595854
I'm from the US Anon, just pointing out that maybe the guy that posted it isn't from the US. Also Australia isn't the only other country in the world, let alone that posts on 4chan.
>>323595870
The US has weird arbitrary rules in place. Even for the states where 16 is legal, if you have over a 3 year age gap, it's considered statutory rape of a minor, for whatever stupid reason.

But to answer your question, yes, we have that as well.

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>>323595080
>He's so lonely he masturbates to cartoons

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>>323593679
>>323594505
>>323596001
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_XD

Retards.

>>323596075
Again, depends on state. It might be if you are 16/17 then you can only consent up to 21 in some states, or you just need parent's permissionlmao, that has to be awkward in others.

>>323595868
Well that bit yeah, but I was talkign about Wily's Lackeys. Only thing i remember I really remember is Megaman.exe is Lan's brother Hub

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>>323594505
>>323593679
>can't tell if people still don't know that's the actual name of the channel block or baiting

>>323595361
Trannies aren't a big deal in Japan, they are even in childen stuff, see Birdo.

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>>323591954
>>323592323
Telltale rpg ?

>>323594948
>>323595080
Jesus christ. Imagine. There are people who think she's not best Pokegirl. I don't understand.

>>323596001
>tfw the last canon addition to the EVA series (rebuild shit notwithstanding) is a ps2 dating sim

I just finished rewatching EVA a couple days ago, i really like it even if it is the most anime shit ever

>>323595972
>>323596235
It's a meme you dips.

>>323590658
Oh fuck off. Gender isn't a binary thing and can change.

>>323592708
You know the guy that pushed that made an experiment that failed right? He raised a boy as a girl and the boy grew up to reject his identity as female and live as the man he is.
Then he killed himself.

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>>323590658
Dawn was the canon protagonist in Sinnoh region anyways. So that's my excuse.

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>>323596202
>he's so retarded that he doesn't even know what site he's on

>>323597459
merely

pretending

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I'll pick whoever makes my dick hardest and you can't stop me!

>>323597601
>lewd this close to official art
how rare

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>He doesn't play pokemon reborn

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>>323598370

>>323594358
>implying identifying as the the opposite gender makes any sense

>>323598104
Ah, I see you are a mystery dungeon fan!

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>>323595368
Girls always like to say how they are 2 years older mentally so she is really 18

>>323590658
The last time I played a Pokemon game I didn't have a choice.

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since like emerald version they've made the male trainers hideous and the female trainers so cute. Of course I want to play as the girl.

>>323591416
>haruka's harukas
My sides

>>323598573
>neither
Lel

>>323597067
desu Hilbert is the best designed male protag
Hilda is best female, ofc

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>>323590658
I have agp and want to be the little girl.

>>323590658
hell no, that chick is styling the fuck on that dude

>>323590867
I think that's being a faggot in denial.

>>323593335
What seems to be the problem here? Were the boys touching each other during the sleepover?

>>323590658
Dawn wishes she were a boy. So both of us are males and it's perfectly fine for me to pick her.

>>323590658
Dawn's Platinum design is literal perfection.
Why would I chose anything else?

>>323591015
Because those mean two different things
(You)

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>>323599731
Do you still?

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>>323594948
I wanna lick her thighs and her ass like crazy.
Fucking Touko, man.

>>323593335
Fucking hell, this is why I never got to have any friends as a kid

>>323590658
if i'm gonna stare at my characters ass all day it might as well be female

>>323601123
I disagree.

>>323590658
I only picked the girl during my second playthrough of a Pokemon game.

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>>323593335
>Being a Christfag in Current year: The state

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FRLG - Boy
Emerald - Boy
Platinum - Girl
HGSS - Boy
BW - Boy
BW2 - 50/50
XY - Girl

>>323604396
I feel bad for them, as I would feel bad for any delusional person who would still believe in fairy tales with the same amount of credibility as Santa Claus. I wish there was a way to help them sort things out inside their heads, but maybe it is their only way of copping out with a cruel and painful world they can't accept.

>>323604947
I was raised as a Christ-fag and it tends to bring you more pain and guilt than anything.
Jumped off that train when I was around 12/13. Cute girls and idols have brought me more healing than religion ever did.