PPMD's pornstar ex is friends with Mang0s cow girlfriend and they went out and then she tried and stab PP's ex over Mang0 apparently.
Not that anon but,
one of Mango's gf friends, who is also a camwhore/pornstar, came to visit. Apparently shit went down and Mango's gf started assaulting her friend because she thought she had slept with Mango. Now Mango might not go to Genesis, probably because of it. If you scroll down enough on her twitter, you should be able to find more info:
Marth and Doc
Their relationship was before her new career. Apperantly in the pic with her and PP they "Smash and chilled"
PP still got that booty call.
Just got this for 60 bucks so I can have it by Friday, was it worth?
Set up a tech workout regime
It's just as pathetic as it sounds
You also need someone to play with, the more the merrier. Tech practice is good but fundamentals and actual play is way more crucial.
You can see in locals how many people can do fucking amazing tech, multishines, whatever, but once they have to play against an actual person they just get fucked.
favorite legal is dreamland and non legal is onett and pokefloats
favorite music is fountain of dreams and any of the mother music
Best item is mr.saturn and anyone who thinks otherwise is a complete fucking idiot.
Marth and Sheik
Final Destination (trained there the most)
Fountain of Dreams
It's hard, first you just have to learn how to play a solid neutral. Melee is about going for unsafe options, that's how things happen in the first place. It's just about knowing when to be aggressive and when to be defensive.
IN terms of recovery. Well, one of the things HMW mentioned is that it's usually stupid to use your jump right away. Saving that is one of the most important parts of recovering.
I guess I'm more trying to break bad habits.
Like in my head I know that I need to save my jump, but I always jump right away in a match anyway.
I know it's a matter of practice, but I'm wondering if there are any tricks to make it easier.
I know that you can get killed every time you roll on 20XX, for jumps on thing I did was, instead of spaming jump, I spammed up-air, which is a move with low lag for my main so I get out of the falling state (forgot the name) without losing my jump.
i want my husbando to win his first SSS tonight
So what is the fucking mango story and his stupid feminist girlfriend? I keep reading about it, can anyone greentext it?
Also maybe some twitter posts or what the fuck is this PPMD-ex-girlfriend is a pornstar shit about?
Outside the retarded memes like ganon players and muh 20XX they can be fucking gold
I remember one time a while ago in melee hell I called mangos kid a retard for eating microphones on stream and his sjw landwhale white trash gf actually messaged me personally and told me I was being "appalling and disgusting" and crossing a line for "calling an infant retarded" as if 9/11 and holocaust jokes are okay
Glad that stupid bitch got what was coming to her. Hope she gets BLACKED in prison
If I get hit to the side really hard, will jumping right away give me more total distance towards the stage? I feel like it saves me from getting KOed off the side but I've been told not to jump right away, so maybe I'm imagining it?
SD Remix, look it up.
Wouldn't think so. have you seen how some people die even after jumping when hit off-stage? That's because you still have momentum going that way, if you jump forward when still having the momentum backwards you won't actually advance that far as opposed of falling first and the jumping later.
>mfw fgc shitters think we want their approval or some shit
apparently WEstballz is pulling out his Fox for Genesis, how fucked is he?
>tfw leffen had 3 tournies that he won kinda luckily and is now considered almost the best
>People actually think he's Armada's kryptonite
That's the whole problem with you faggots, you only remember whatever media tells you is right.
>I'm a smash 4 player but want to also get into melee
>Dust of my old gamecube and start playing
>After a while realize just how different melee is to smash 4
Does anyone have any tips to help with the transition from one game to another
He's my main
learn dashdancing and wavedashing
short-hop fair, wavedash downtilts and dashdance to bait a grab are some of your best tools in the neutral.
Also learn how to chain grab spacies
just play it and get used to the controls first. theres endless videos/guides online to help with tech. start with movement and l canceling and go from there. 20XX pack is also really, really useful.
Don't play your main, play someone else to learn. A lot of people say to play your main while trying to learn but all that did for me was fuck me up in both games.
Just pick up a new character and work on l cancels. After that, shffl. Those are the primary things you need to learn, you don't need wavedashing when you start out, it will only hurt you at first. When you start to apply shffling and start to combo, but need to reach someone faster, then you start wavedashing. L cancelling is much more important.
Mangos mom said Mango wasn't going to Genesis then said she was kidding. Then Mango said it was 50/50 him going to Genesis. But two nights ago Mangos wife tried to stab PPMDs pornstar ex because she thought she was coming on to Mango.
Holy fucking shit Mango's girlfriend is a fucking psycho. Flys her "best friend out" making all kinds of excuses about her being a literal whore pornstar slut waste of human being, next day she gets jelly because she's hot, accuses her friend of fucking Mango and then tries to fucking kill her while tweeting she's a filthy whore.
Like....literally fucking crazy. Anyone surprised she's a feminist?
>There are people that play smash 4 and melee at the same time
>People respond to them and say they also play smash 4 and melee
Holy fuck how can you play melee and even remotely enjoy smash 4. You cannot possibly be this much of a fucking retard.
the only thing Hugo can do is be the best Samus out there.
he'll never be top 10 again. People like Plup, Westballz, Axe are just on an entire different plane and are closer to the gods than the next level below them
He has potential imo, he's just shit under pressure and has been going downhill since he lost to Chu. He needs a secondary, too. I believe in Samus as much as I believe in Peach, they are okay but some match ups are way to hard.
>Stop liking things I don't like!
I don't even play Tr4sh but fucking kill yourself. People can like what they want.
I used to play Smash 4 a while ago. It's not that bad, Ryu and DK are really fun, but I'd never choose it over Melee, it feels so fucking limitant. Like the game is stopping me from being good.
Hello reddit. :^)
but no. Anyone who's ever met him will agree. The only people who like to hate on him are neets who have never been outside because mango seems too normal for them. Pro tip he's an idiot savant and is neet in his heart where it counts.
No, they can't. People that like Lady Gaga are objectively retards. Same with smash 4. Smash 4 is literally one of those games that change the whole industry into something casual, something really, really bad.
That's not what I am talking about.
>It's not that bad
>It's okay if you like modern feminism, people can like what they want
/v/ is not my main board and I am apparently not as secondary as you faggots. Holy shit this place literally became reddit. Good thing it's not my main board.
You shouldn't feel sorry for him, have you ever actually listened to him? He's obviously very smart he's just a complete stoner/drunkard. He doesn't take anything seriously because if he did his world might fall apart.
yeah, he is.
But he has no interest in keeping up with the character, he only uses it in very fringe matchups. Hugo has the most well-rounded Samus but his punish game is severely lacking.
What are you so triggered about m8?
>trying to learn to double laser with Fox
>normally jump with X
>have to jump with Y to double laser easily
>length of thumb makes jump with Y uncomfortable
This was me, also
>play with my friends on Venom
>Launch Ice Climber Popo into the sky.
>Nana was no where to be seen; KO'd earlier
>suddenly Nana screen slams, alongside more screaming
>My friend loses another life, his final life
Well designed game, Meleefags.
That's all up to you. I think Sheik is better to learn than Marth for new players. It teaches you tech chasing, pretty easy combos, and you won't rely a ton on smash attacks. Ultimately you play who you find to be the most fun.
However for l cancelling, use Links Dair. Or just Ganondorf. Just to get a feel. When you have that down then you can pick whoever feels the best to you. Also, l cancelling has different timings based on if you hit someone or not, that includes when you hit their shield. So do it a bit later when you hit someone. I think you're supposed to hit it 7 frames or so before hitting the ground. If you have your shield up when you hit the ground, you're holding it too long. You don't need to completely press the triggers to do it.
No, good taste friend. May the god of misfires and wavedashing come to you fellow weegee.
Just started watching, but holy shit that hair MacD
>hit Luigi with some shit, last stock, he's over 100%
>You're ready for this faggot to not make it back
>Side B once, nothing happens
>Side B second time, you try to be smart and jump just in case
>It missfires and because you jumped it hits you at your 60% last stock and kills you
Why do I always jump into it? Fucking hell Luigi I hate you, faggot.
He's absolutely not wrong. Plup has ridiculous combos and Hugo doesnt. Hugo is also content to play out the neutral 700 times because he knows he can. Do you have anymore insight than "no"?
Your entire argument is "His neutral is better". That's just a wrong statement you lay down as fact.
>I believe everything some faggot on the commentary says
No. If any of you fags think you can be the best Samus in the World without anyone even coming close even though your neutral is not top notch you know absolutely nothing about the game.
your personaly opinion doesn't decide what the matchup is
So how is gay sex?
'That's just a wrong statement.'
Yeah, no. Just watch this video of Hugs explaining how he destroys Leffen at Press Start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZTEFvi5E_4
Everything he does is based off crispy reads in neutral and safe approach options. Compare it to Plup, whose offensive game is way riskier but obviously has paid more dividends.
stitches are fucking bullshit
>Weston will never disrespect you in bracket in a Falco ditto
>tfw he wins SSS and then Genesis 3 and still cleans up in time for dinner with the senpai
I do because i understand they are both different meta's
It's not hard to transition and
So you can go fuck yourself
>You will never be as stylish as S2J
well sorry not all of us are pros like you.
I'm just a humble peach main that destroys my local falcomaster and still gets stomped on by swaggy falcon #739
My friends and I are all skilless scrubs; we're familiar with the tourney scene but we mostly just drop random tech words while fucking around (we're idiots) and i only play seriously about 20% of the time, the other 80% is fishing for backthrow suicides as Kirby.
It's the fucking greatest goddamn
especially when alcohol is involved
>this entire post
Why do people who scream "GO BACK TO REDDIT" always sound exactly like their a 13-year-old from reddit?
>pick up melee last week, go with marth
>perfecting the shffls
>zeroing in the chaingrabs and tech chases
holy fuck this game is satisfying
Please don't pretend you get free knees all day against good players as a falcon, otherwise he would be the best character in the game. Knee may not be a high tech skill move but setting it up and getting it is not free.
one thing i'll never understand about Melee is that Fox's trophy says that "his speed is offset by low firepower," implying that even though he's very fast, he's not very strong.
Yet, Fox has some of the best, quickest, and most reliable KO moves in the game
Is there any melee player more fun to watch than Weston "Westballz" Dennis?
Question, when you were a kid, how did you hear Falco/Fox's line when they win?
I heard it as "eesan kapee."
I mean I agree that Knee isn't broken, but it is pretty free. Everything combos into it and it's deceptively safe on shield. Even weak knee combos into it. I think maybe every single one of his moves sans specials combos into it, and raw knee is good too.
I'd go with Falcon. I main Luigi and use him for every tournament and weekly I go to, but when I train I find it's useful to use falcon to practice SHFFL and other tech that doesn't apply to Luigi. Falcon covers all the basics you need when learning.
>Still watching SSS
>Regular day tomorrow
Doesn't help that I"m sick as sin
You're fucking retarded. Knee combos into knee which is death. If it was half as "safe" as you think it would be spammed. It's never safe on shield unless you space it max range while simultaneously fading away after you hit a shield.
I'm at work. I'll give a full response later if you want. His good guy love everybody "personality" is a persona. He is your average neet who hates people and hates being around people.
Not with good DI and at certain percents. Low to low mid sure, but you also have to deal with amsah techs. And it is super safe if you crossup shield with it, or if you simply space it in front you can beat shield grab or oos shit. It's not as difficult as you make it sound.
I asked him to get a drink after a tournament and he shrugged it off, kind of like a 'fuck you' to one of his biggest fans. I thought he had somewhere to go, but later that night I learned he went home and was streaming on Twitch that same night. He just blew me off because he's an antisocial dick.
>tired after a tourney, some random dude comes up to you and asks to go out for drinks, just want to go home and play vidya, politely decline
>He's an antisocial NEET! Fuck that guy!
You're the worst kind of person
From watching him over the course of these last two years. He doesn't even realize that's why he gets so tired.
No. But keep what I said in mind when you watch him. You may start to think the same.
You are a huuuuge douche and I don't know if you were trying to pretend to be me or if your story is real. Either way you're a douche dude.
>Doesn't want to get a drink with some random guy proclaiming himself as "one of your biggest fans."
>That guy goes on to shit talk you on an Indonesian space trading forum
I probably wouldn't want to get a drink with you either ya creeper.
It's like you think he has any sort of obligation to do anything with you. If he doesn't know you, it's 100% cool and acceptable for him to say "nah" and go home.
>one of his biggest fans
Christ you sound creepy.
Bro you have no idea his situation.
Don't just sling shit on him because you didn't consider half of it.
You're a random guy coming up to him asking to have drinks after, he doesn't know you, he's probably somewhat tired, being 'antisocial' isn't the same as being someone who might not like bars, or to drink particularly or the peer pressure that comes with it. He might be someone who is largely an introvert but only shows extroverted tendencies when considering his passion (the game he plays).
There's a million other reasons too, he could have had to take a shit, he could have a problem with something specific to your proposal due to the past.
I don't even know who ppmd is I just saw this ridiculous post and this kind of thing for some reason triggers faggots who ask ANY celebrity (especially B listers and down as they believe that person NEEDS them for some reason) to go 'have a drink' or go 'do something'.
Mango slept with a porn star, his gf tracked her down and murdered her with a pocket knife. Mango has to win Genesis in order to have enough money for bail. Leffen has vowed to defeat him and donate his winnings to the prosecution for the best lawyer available.
Never claimed to be his biggest fan. Have met him once. Didn't ask him out on a date.
Someone has an opinion on the internet! Better flip shit. Naw dude. Just calling it like I see it.
Hey, it's not like I needed him to hang out with me. I should have been more specific, he did not just say 'No, thanks, I don't drink' or 'Hey, not really feeling it'. He specifically evaded the situation by claiming he had to be somewhere else. So maybe I am weird or creepy but it just felt like a personal spear in the gut when I later learned he went home was chatting to his thousands of followers later on Twitch.
If it's an opinion, then don't try to pass it off as fact.
Also, PPMD is going through depression, as stated in his interviews and tweets. You can't exactly to be mostly positive
Streaming is kind of like his job, post tournament streams probably bring in a lot of viewers. He didn't HAVE to stream but it was a lot more beneficial to him to go streaming than it was to go hang out with a random stranger.
This is what happens when you don't respond to FGC shitters.
A very good Melee thread.
You're fucking retarded if you think something like that can be a "fact." I'm not his ex gf. I don't know the ins and outs of his life. I see him pretend to be nice and love everyone and then be completely out of energy even if he doesn't play. If you've ever known anyone who was an introvert you'd know they get their energy sapped by being around people.
I've been depressed. He may very well be depressed on top of this. But look at your own life. Have you ever known anyone who was depressed for 3 years who didn't off themselves?
>press a rhythmically
Yeah, you're probably right. If it happened to you i'm not sure you'd feel the same though. Imagine if your hero turned you down in the most appropriate context possible to ever hang out with him.
Shit lol, forgot to mention Mango didn't sleep with anybody.
And btw for anyone wondering, winning G3 ain't going to be enough. 1st prize is around $18,000. Bail money is $50,000.
He said on his stream he has around 40k, he has to win to get the rest of it.
Obviously he didn't admit to sleeping with her but if you read between the lines it's pretty damn obvious that he did.
His original statement doesn't say that g3 would cover bail explicity. Just that he needed it for bail. He could be exactly 18k short for all you know.
Also leffen didn't vow to defeat him and give his money to the DA. learn to spot a joke guy lol.
But you bet he went home that night and told all his viewers he loves them and appreciates them and they should hang out at the next tourney.
Mango is really really dumb. He could absolutely be that daft.
mfw she's still yelling after 15 minutes
>I've been depressed. He may very well be depressed on top of this
You realize there are other conditions outside depression that make people tired right? Poor diet, poor exercise of organs, poor sleep pattern, poor genetics, narcolepsy.
You're making correlations from your perspective of things, is it so baffling to imagine people getting tired naturally>
> I see him pretend to be nice and love everyone
You're going to have to substantiate this or it's serious projection, opinion or not.
Also no introvert is an open book or read the same as all others. Plenty of introverts can be around people like themselves and feel almost extroverted interacting with them, it's when they're around people they don't know or have something in common with they have to expend energy to connect with and experience mental fatigue.
Depression exists on a spectrum, suicidal thoughts and tendencies are a symptom of depression on the far end of the spectrum but most people just live with their depression like a chronic ilness.
Eh, Mango's kind of being a buster the past few months. People said that was going to change at EVO where he would win, but then he lost to HBox and got 5th.
At least he won Paragon.
>not having read the latest updates on the story
I have some bad news for you guys.
The good news is Mango will definitely be at Genesis because if he doesn't win she's doing 25 to life.
Jesus christ. Ppmd kreygasm. Are you happy now? Follow the scene for a few years and form your own opinion instead of just swallowing whatever jizz lands nearest to your mouth.
I agree that it's a spectrum and I agree that it never goes away. I disagree with the notion someone is "depressed" if they've never thought about ending it but
This guy is right. We aren't mind readers.
Not sure if you're trying to fool people or are dumb. Check the "murdered" girls twitter. She's still posting.
Whoooooaaa. One bad year doesn't make you a buster for 2 years. Also mango has more major wins in his worst year than hbox has in his life. Let's let that sink in before we shitpost.
>jesus christ. Ppmd kreygasm. Are you happy now? Follow the scene for a few years and form your own opinion instead of just swallowing whatever jizz lands nearest to your mouth.
Not him but i got my own opinion on him, however unlike you i don't try to pass that opinion off as fact.
>PPMD's ex-gf is a porn star
>Mangos gf accused her of seducing Mango to sleep with him
>he didn't but she still got pissed
>tried to kill the pornstar
>she failed and the porn star snitched
>Mangos gf us now in jail for attempted murder, bail is 50K
> So guys the truth is out! I'm not a badass! If you try to cut me I'll just snitch. My face is too pretty to get injured desu
Piece it together.
No, but the pornstar apparently tried to seduce him according to mango's gf, who is now in jail.
keep in mind this was tweeted by her after this tweet, so they were friends, but then bad things happened.
lauren couldn't kill anyone. it wasn't attempted murder you fuck.
white trash girl assaults a 10/10 pretty girl and this is what happens. the beautiful people of this world are protected with piles of money
Nothing now, she was saying shit like 'i hope all you virgins in the chat kill yourselves', and was banning people for saying 'grill' or even just posting the HeyGuys emote. Also making fun of people with micropenises.
Sauce? I can't find anything but attempted murder is almost always associated with a weapon.
I would be mad at my bitch not the nigger. Also if it actually happened I would murder my bitch, not the nigger.
Nintendo turned into such losers...they used to make challenging games, but now leave it up to their customers to make their games challenging (aka mario maker).
Mario maker is literally the only good thing they have come out with on the wii.
>attempted murder is almost always associated with a weapon.
>If you try to cut me I'll just snitch. My face is too pretty to get injured desu
seems like she went at her with a knife dude
>You don't go after someone with a weapon without knowing they are guilty
you do if you're a trainwreck who's convinced you're right, like most girls in cases of infidelity.
Honestly it's really hard to buy a Wii U. Saving up money is no problem, it's convincing myself to buy it that is. I don't want to buy a console for just one game, even if that game's Smash 4.