What game most accurately simulates what it's like to have a job?

my dick in your mouth 2bh

>>323481769
Papers Please

None of them. Videogames don't make you wake up at 5 in the morning every day. Videogames dont make you bust your ass for 9 hours doing something you hate. And videogames dont pay you less than you're worth

RuneScape

>>323481769
Go stand in your kitchen and move shit around for eight hours. It's pretty much exactly like that regardless of what you do. Your stuff may be heavier or lighter, you may sit down or stand, but either way it's eight hours of doing something you don't wanna do.

>>323482175
someone post that wagecuck comic where the neet is "something of a local celebrity" at the piano bar.

>>323481769
TRAITOR!

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>>323482175
>Videogames dont make you bust your ass for 9 hours doing something you hate
Look at this casual

Farming Simulator

>>323482276
>Having a job is like working out and getting muscles all day long
I don't think so buddy.

>>323482175
Animal Crossing

>>323482519
You're right. I forgot the part where someone keeps telling you that you're doing it too slow and need to get it done faster, then next time they expect you to go even faster, and the goal post keeps being moved forever and ever until you finally fucking die having accomplished nothing of note that will be remembered by literally no one in maybe two generations.

>>323482451
>tfw have a friend who refuses to play anything but League and every time he comes over I get roped into it because otherwise I'm afraid he'll stop coming around all together
>tfw hanging out with him is starting to feel like work and I'm pushing down more and more frustration towards him every day
>tfw afraid I'm going to blow up at him and ruin our friendship one day

Video games can be work, anons.

Trails in the Sky might do it for you.

>>323484228
Tell him you fucking hate league, if he's really your friend he'll find something else to do with you.

EVE Online

>>323481769
MMO genre

>>323481769
Dwarf Fortress.

You're forced to micromanage a shitload of people who don't really care about what you say and are liable to completely ignore you. Any creative outlets you have are subject to extreme, tedious bureaucracies that make it not even worth trying. Lastly, failure is an intrinsic part of the system, and any hope of success is only a pipe dream.

play a UT deathmatch against a bot on the easiest setting and set the score-to-win to 50,000 or something

Papers Please

>>323484395
That's the problem, I'm afraid he'll just fuck off to some girls house or ditch me to hang out with his brother even though I want to hang out with both of them. He's not a bad friend, he's just kind of selfish and self-centered. I've tried talking to him about it but he just doesn't really listen. He's one of like, three friends I have now though so I'm too afraid of being alone to do anything.

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>>323482175
That sounds exactly like most of my MMO experiences.

>>323481769
Go play a video game that gives you achievements for beating it on each difficulty, but play it in order from easiest to hardest. Preferably a game with like nine difficulties. After you get past "Normal" you'll probably be about as prepared to kill yourself as I am when I wake up every day.

>>323484792
Like I said, if he's really your friend, he'll understand that you don't like the game.

I got fucking fed up with MOBAs after 2 years of playing with my friends and finally stopped last year. Sure I lost all of them and I'm all alone now but I couldn't be happier today without having to play that piece of turd everyday.

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>>323481769
ragnarok online x1 server pre trans

grinding for hours with little profit.

>>323484792
>People that play assfaggots are literally assfaggots

surprise anon

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>>323481769
The part of Super Paper Mario where you work in the thing doing menial shit constantly. Until you figure out how to cheat the system and get by doing the minimal amount of work possible.

>>323481769
Desert Bus.