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ITT: Retarded vidya weapon designs.

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ITT: Retarded vidya weapon designs.
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>>323438559
Pic not related of course.
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Where's the trigger?
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>>323438848
the silver chain is the trigger
it's like a toilet
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>>323438796
Fuck off, the only way this shit could get more retarded is if it was the size of a fucking door.
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>>323439167
Yeah no, gunblades are real.
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>>323439240
no they're not
sword/gun hybrids existed, and were mostly novelties

this thing however is NOT a sword/gun hybrid
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>>323438559
pic not related
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>>323439379
>>323438796
underrated post
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>>323438559
What, the gunsword is cool as fuck.
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>>323438848
it doesn't have one because it's a low poly model and they couldn't be bothered
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>>323439314
Gunblades are real and practical, be more underage.
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>design a hybrid gun and sword
>barely works as a sword because of retarded handle design
>has no function as s gun whatsoever
SASUGA AMANO
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>>323438796
>>323439379
>>323439478
*unsheathes katana*
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>>323439605
See >>323439584

It works perfectly well because they actually exist
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>>323438559
You just don't get it OP.

You pull the trigger and the energy from the bullet is transferred into the sword blade instead of propelling the bullet. This makes the sword vibrate so fast that it can cut through almost anything, like a light saber.
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>>323439584
>>323439663
Nigga that's just a retarded novelty weapon.
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>>323439742
Sword with a gun wins

Gun with a sword has no way to actually shoot
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>>323439751
Then why design it as a fucking revolver?
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>>323439793
No it's a real practical weapon.
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>>323439892
Prove it without you typing out an essay as to how you think it's practical.
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>>323439751
That's fucking retarded. There's no way shooting the blade will cause any sort of vibration that could improve it's cutting ability.

Just admit it, it's only real purpose is to look cool which it horribly failed at.
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If I wanted a gun with a blade, why wouldn't I just use a bayonet?
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>>323439751
Problem is the resonating frequency would most likely destroy the sword
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>>323439871
Why not?

>>323440020
You don't shoot the blade, tard. The bullet goes off inside the chamber but doesn't go anywhere.
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>>323439983
Because it exists and you can only buy it from weapon stores and must have a license, therefore it is a practical weapon.
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this dumbass thing isnt even sharp, and with the way the guards are positioned around the handle, they would hit your wrist before you could actually point the "blade" of this thing towards the floor.
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>>323440095
that's not the only problem
that thing is basically "compound wrist fracture: the weapon"
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>>323438559
This is from a game where one of the characters uses a wrist-mounted dog launcher.
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>>323439751
A Sawzall is more efficient than that turd
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>>323440147
It's a magic weapon, don't try to explain it.
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>>323440143
just because something exists doesn't make it practical mate
it just makes it exist
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>>323440143
Existing =/= Being practical in an actual fight

Also the liscense thing applies to pretty much every kind of firearm in the U.S.
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>>323440147
You've never held a sword before, have you?

Also a Keyblade forms a blade of energy around it which is what slices things, that shape is just a physical manifestation but it transforms.
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>>323440112
>The bullet goes off inside the chamber but doesn't go anywhere
That still wouldn't produce any vibration that would improve the cutting ability of the blade.
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>>323439813
Why would the gun with a sword not be able to control its own trigger?
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>>323440248
Yes it does.

>>323440307
It's useful as both a gun and a blade, so yes it is, it's a mercenaries tool.
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>>323438559
Fallout_3_Combat_Shotgun.jpg
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>>323438559
For the longest time I thought there was an attack to shoot the Blade.
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>>323440143
>literally a shitty unbalanced sword and a shitty unbalanced gun combined into one exceptionally shitty and unbalanced package
>practical

pick 1 and only one you fucking block head.
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>>323440441
if it works as a gun its not related to the op's pic, because that thing simply doesn't work as a gun ever
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Can you admit something is retarded and still absolutely love it?
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>>323440372
>You've never held a sword before, have you?
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feast your eyes on this beauty
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>>323438559
ITT: Morons try to explain fantasy with real life physics
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>>323440626
>ima post in this thread about how i dont like it
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>>323440535
It does
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>B-but how would it work?
>There's no way it would be practical!
>What's even the point of it?
You guys are the cancer that's killing everything good that ever existed. It's a fucking made up weapon in a fantasy setting with magic, monsters and time-travel, yet you niggers complain about a fucking sword with a gun attached to it.

And no you faggots who try and justify it are just as bad. It's a fucking gunsword. It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to look cool. Now fuck off.

/thread.
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>>323440565
Have at thee!
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>>323440792
>/thread in your own post
>2016
wew lad we must be new here
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>>323440792
>it's supposed to look cool

Well it doesn't.
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Even Nomura said it was stupid in hindsight.
OK, so why is it a GUNblade? They load it with some sort of ammunition, then pull the trigger to "do more damage." Problem one, how? Any kind of gas emission would fuck something up. Blowing back would scorch your hands, blowing forward would jerk the blade up. Vibration is stupid, try cutting a steak while spazzing your hand out.
Problem two, the blade. It might not be so bad if it was shorter, but with the offset handle and the unorhtodox grip required to use the trigger, you would fuck your arm up. Take a butcher knife, ducttape a plank of wood on the end, then hold it like you're slicing something on a plate and try swinging that bad boy. You just destroyed your wrist.
Problem three, the look. It looks fucking stupid. The rule of cool only works if it's cool, like a tiger on a robots chest. This is a combination of a stupid looking gun and a stupid looking sword, with one of those stupid looking wallet chains that kid always had.
FF8 has some stupid designs, but the gundblade takes the cake.
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>>323440852
Best weapon design I've ever seen, no homo
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reminder that impractical cool shit like this exists
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>>323440778
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>>323440372
>not using a household item and imagining it was sword
You never had a childhood did you?
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