I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE PALADINS ARE EVIL!
>implying that arthas wasn't a gender fluid demi-boy
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no... It's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but its a matter of thyme before they turn into the unedible.
This entire citrella must be peeled.
How can you even cook that? There's got to be some other whey.
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
Arthas, you just can't...
*Ding* It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you? Get out of my kitchen.
You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.
>suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
>Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you're still my superior as a paladin.
Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there's something about the plague I should know. ...Oh no, it's already begun. These people may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!
Uther: This entire city must be purged.
Arthas: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!
Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.
Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.
Arthas: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Uther?
Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.
Jaina: Uther! You can't just--
Uther: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you... get out of his sight.
Arthas: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.
Arthas: I'm sorry, Jaina. You can't watch me do this.
Arthas is GOAT warcraft character
>wiling to do things necessary that others don't have the stomach to do
>cares about his men even after turning into the Lich King he still cares about his citizens
>is bros with Kel'thuzad and Anub'arak
>almost kills BlindMcEdgeworth and lets him live just to humiliate him
>erases the original lich king through sheer willpower
>the only reason he dies is because of Dues Ex Machina
>oh no, we're too late
>these arthases have all been infected
>they may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn... into the arthas
>They may look al dente now
every single time
>then i must concider this an act of Arthas
You now realize that Arthas is basically Anakin but done right.
He was the greatest chef in Lordaeron, a wise Paladin and he was a good friend.
It was basically a merge of Arthas and Ner'zhul's minds. Arthas didn't "erase" Ner'zhul, and he still exists within the Frozen Throne and the helm, albeit weak. He barely has control over Bolvar.
>mfw chainmail in WoW is just criss-crossed strands of metal, in a net-pattern
>That blast came from the Necropolis..
>That thing is operational!
>Elric of Melniboné is a 1972 fantasy novel by Michael Moorcock. It is the first original full-length novel to feature Elric, the last emperor of the stagnating island civilisation of Melniboné who wields the cursed, soul-drinking sword Stormbringer.
>Gets rid of ARMED extremist religious group.
>gets rid of corruption
>makes sure the hutt cartel can't operate in the empire
>Chases smugglers down.
>Employs people with massive and ambitious projects
>Cities actually prosper under his rule.
Even if we don't count the EUSheev did nothing wrong.
>I feel ecchi
what did he mean by this
>Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
>Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
reminder she has lost her home, her sanity.
old god dick juice inc for her anon
Fellow humans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
My father, the king, is no more! Whatever symbols of unity and protection he once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation wrought by the Orcish invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Burning Legion. We have seen first hand our friends and loved ones consumed by that nightmarish Scourge. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow human, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident monarchs have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole capitulating only to a single throne, and from that throne I shall watch over you. From this day forward let no human make war upon any other human, let no Paladin agency conspire against this new beginning, and let no man consort with inhuman powers, and to all the enemies of humanity: seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!