ProTip: If you play games at 30FPS, you should get cancer and die.

>all the shitty console ports with 30fps locks he exposed himself to gave him cancer
;_;

Anyone else really want to die but too scared to kill themselves?

>>323395954
I feel you, one of these days we'll just have to do it

>>323395954
>>323396862
Don't anons I love you <3 <3 <3

>>323393656
agreed

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>>323396862
i just keep putting it off like i put off everything else

>>323393656
>tfw mom might have cancer and die

I wish this place didn't remind me so much

>>323395954
The uncertainty of what comes after life is what keeps me from achieving death. It always baffles me how people that have committed suicide never asked themselves, "What if it's worse?"

>>323399745
I feel ya, man. My mom was diagnosed when I was 3 and passed after I turned 5. One of the only memories I have of her is crying in the bathroom mirror the day after she got chemo, when she shaved her hair. My dad was hugging her and also crying. They didn't know I was watching. I get that everything's sacred and I'm not about to tell people they can't make cancer jokes, but I just can't. It still strikes me pretty hard.

>>323395954
i don't know

i want to die but i'm also scared by how final it is. the one thing i find comforting about death is that nothing that i manage to fuck up will matter in 100 years and i don't know if i'm ready to stop fucking things up yet

>>323400210
nothing's sacred*

>>323399952
They have, actually.

Sometimes, people fall off bridges to kill themselves. Some of them succeed, some of them don't.

They performed a study on people who jumped off the Golden Gate bridge and survived.

100% of them said the instant their hands left the rail, they regretted it.

>>323400436
“I instantly realized that everything in my life that I’d thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped.”

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>>323400436
>tfw everyone who has ever committed suicide never really wanted to die
>All of those lost and trapped souls that have been obliterated from the face of the earth

Fuck dude

>>323400436
>>323400674
Last I recalled someone looked into the source on this and couldn't find one.

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I know this isn't /tv/ but why did he represent Brendan Dassey as his lawyer?

>>323400436
they only regretted it because they didnt die
a moment of clarity isnt worth several decades of pain and depression, might as well just end it

>>323400896
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1129714/

>>323401079
>several decades of pain and depression

The only thing making it that way is you. Never delude yourself into thinking otherwise.

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>>323393656
I won't; cancer spreads at 60 frames per second.

Can someone help me? I get 30fps on league no matter what setting I use, I have a GTX 960, 430psu, AMD Phenom II X4 965 BE, 8GB RAM.

League is the only game where this happens.

>>323401450
i don't mean to insult you, but are you sure your monitor is plugged into your gpu and not your motherboard?

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>all these faggots talking about wanting to kill themselves

Just do it already, you won't be missed.

>>323401079
No, they regretted it the instant their suicide attempt was irreversible.

They knew death was the answer, until the instant they couldn't take it back. and then they realized death was an extreme solution to what ended up being comparatively small problems.

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>>323399581
I know that feel

and you gonna get it, everything under 40fps make your eyes stress

>>323393656

>caring about how other people play their james

>>323401092
Did you read that article? It says that all six people interviewed described the fall as tranquil and peaceful.

>>323401974
absolutely
>league is the only game where this happens

like literally every other game is fine, games which are way more graphically intensive.

Is the afterlife 30 or 60 fps?

>look at my memes
>I'm so elitist
>I'm so funny

>>323402627
>what is oxygen deprivation

>>323402789
Sure, but completely different than instantly regretting the attempt. The article says they all had spiritual rebounds afterwards, but nothing during the act aside from 3 of the 6 knowing they wouldn't die

>>323402627
That's because your brain releases dmt when you know you're going to die