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Stabbed through the chest,
and fell off the side,
Chewie is screaming
Rey's bout to cry
I'm Han Solo
I'm Han Solo
I'm Han Solo
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>>323375817
top zoz
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>Her name is Rey Mixer
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>>323375817
Let's be honest here, outside of Finn's Poe's bromance, Chewie shooting Kylo in the gut with his bowcaster was the best part of the movie.
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>>323379735
The First Order was the best part of the movie, excluding Kylo Crybabby Solo.

Why the fuck is the series even named Star Wars?
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>>323379994
Okay the stormtroopers were pretty good too because they actually had personalities.
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>>323380214
>That opening
>Hux's Starkiller speech
>Starkiller Base fires

...all gone. There is literally no reason to watch VIII apart from Luke, but he's just going to be Yoda. No depth, no actual writing. Just more generic dialogue and flashing lights paired with awful choreography.

Fucking hell, how did a Michael Bay 1977 equivalent become a "cultural phenomenon"?
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>>323380682
In sure there's still a fleet of there somewhere.
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>tfw the carbonite is gone
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>yfw the carbonite's not gone
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>>323380682
>comparing lucas to michael bay
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>>323375817
I feel so awful forlaughing
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>>323375817
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>>323381661

>thinking that's an insult

On lucas' s BEST day he WISHES he was half the director michael bay is.
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>>323386208
Man, Harrison Ford was handsome.
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>>323375817
Imagine if there was a prequel where you just watch Harrison Ford turning into a complete wash up and eventually fucking some random bitch who gives birth to Kylo.
It's kinda fucked up the implications they give for Han in the Force Awakens
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>>323386949
>some random bitch who gives birth to Kylo
>random
Are you fucking retarded?
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I'm so happy that it's over now.
The pain is gone.
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>>323375817
Best use of a horrible game I've ever seen.
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>>323386949

>some random bitch

Dude
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Never watched a star wars movie before. Watched this one because I wanted to have some fun with my family for once

Why does a good bunch of the internet shit on the movie? At its WORST the movie is still pretty good even if

>R2D2 activates out of fucking nowhere because "lol plot's gotta advance"
>"yeah I had luke's saber here just because"
>a random ship in the middle of fucking nowhere turns out to be han's ship OH SO CONVENIENTLY
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>>323386949

>fucking some random bitch

Toppest of keks
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>>323388456
Hans was looking for the girl.
The yellow little alien was friends with Hans and luke
R2d2 was activated by Luke
there you go, retard
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>>323386949
Jesus you never even watched the movie.
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>>323388967
Guess I'm just dumb as a sack of bricks then

regardless, my question stands
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>>323380682
Star Wars exists to sell merchandise. That's all it ever was and all it ever will be.
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>>323388456
it's probably the most jewish movie produced in the last two decades
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>Why does a good bunch of the internet shit on the movie? At its WORST the movie is still pretty good even if

>323388456

Because unfortunately theres no containment board for idiots.
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>>323389772
Meant for
>>323389169
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>>323389772
There is, it's called /v/
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>>323390589
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>>323379417
Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: /pol/'s right again!
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>>323375817
And this was one of the 360's Only exclusives that year.

Shows what happens when Microsoft gets full of itself.
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>>323389214
this.

Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace sucked so hard because they introduced a whole bunch of new characters to sell as merchandising.
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