Aliens land on Earth and ask you to show them the one video game

xcom

Destroy All Humans

E.T.

Goblet Grotto

Hatred

>>323364306
Big Rigs

>>323364306

why, my peenus weanus, of course :)

command and conquer
rad alert
yuris revenge

Bloodborne
actually i'll show them undertale so they'll destroy our planet, i hate you guys

expert 100 man challenges in Mario Maker

>>323364306
ayy

Undertale

>>323365082

11 posts, impressive

________ayy

>>323364306
Super Mario World

>>323365058
>>323365181
>show the aliens undertale
>they herald it as the greatest video game in the universe
>alien journalists shill it universally while sipping on starbucks and getting blowjobs by toby fox

>>323364306
Honestly Tetris.

>>323364306
Banjo-Tooie. Xbox version.

File: cackling.gif (297KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 500x281px

>>323365298

File: image.gif (961KB, 530x377px) Image search: [Google]

961KB, 530x377px

>>323364306

File: yes.png (1KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 128x128px

>>323364783

>>323364406
Underrated post

>>323365542
even the developers admit that game was flawed m8

File: toby fox.jpg (70KB, 600x804px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x804px

>>323365298
He looks like he'd enjoy that alien dick

>>323364306
I would show them Tetris. Mainly because a lot of shit in video games is intuitive to us because of culture and modern society, but tetris and it's rules are so perfect, they're probably universally intuitive.

>>323365670
Insh'allah, Bradford(pbuh) is great and guides us in our holiest of jihad against the ayys and ayy-sympathisers.

File: 1.png (89KB, 300x354px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 300x354px

>>323364306

File: 3.png (87KB, 300x354px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 300x354px

>

File: 4.png (142KB, 435x439px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 435x439px

>>323366348

File: fear.png (2KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 128x128px

>>323366065
>>323366209
>>323366487

space invaders

>>323365402
>>323366016
Stop stealing from Matthewmatosis.

File: who is there.png (3KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 128x128px

>>323366982

>>323364306

Mass Effect

>>323366982
>Matthewmatosis

Who dat?

Tetris is just that basic of a game, and is more entertaining than something like pong. Tetris on the NES was literally the first interaction I had with video games when I was a little kid, and my first instinct when I played it is that I had to fit them all together. I had no idea that when you made a solid line you got points, its just that when you an open spot and you control the fall of a weird shape, the first thing most people would think is that you have to fit the shapes in the open spots

They've given untrained crows wooden shapes and slots to place them in, and out of pure curiosity and in search for entertainment, the crows would put the correct shapes int he correct slots.

I tell em to fuck off because they're fags, and all of our games are shit.

>>323365670
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO

>>323365670
Viglio Confido
Remove Xeno