>RPG >House of a married couple >They have separated beds

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>american rpg

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>>323336423
>RPG
>Home of three brothers
>One king size bed

>>323336624

>it's 2015

Hits close to home actually. I don't know if my parents are still married, I don't have the heart to ask honestly but they still live in the same house and pay bills. They haven't slept in the same bed since 2006 when we got our own home, my dad claimed the entire basement and my mom took the first floor master bedroom. Oldest brother lives upstairs on the second floor, him and his wife argue constantly but I work my two jobs so I can avoid being around my family.

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>rpg
>house of a married couple
>they are children
I think it was secret of mana.

>>323338689
>his dad is a literal basement dweller
LMAOing @ you're life

That's actually really sad. My parents got divorced when I was 14, I thought it was an awful thing for them to do, but they both ended up being a lot happier afterwards. Sometimes sticking it out just isn't for the best.

>>323336624
>american RPG
>married couple have 3 beds

>>323338689
And for anyone wondering, my parents are Hispanic. Apparently this whole mess came from when my mom thought my dad was fucking hookers, as he's a truck driver and away for days or weeks on end. I'm not 100% that is why and I really just try to keep my head out of family issues, I need to focus on myself and my vidya.

>>323336423

Does it remind you of your parents, OP? Ever get the feeling that you are the reason they grew apart?

>>323339294
Nah, I doubt it.

If my dad had a problem with me plowing that ass he'd have spoken up. He's a cuck, not a coward.

>>323338689
>>323339250
My grandparents don't sleep in the same bed, these days, and they've been married 61 years, and their marriage is fine. For a lot of couples, they just want to sleep, and they don't want to be bothered by another person's noises and presence. My grandfather was a trucker, too, for a while.

>>323339498

Reverse macho postering, with a preemtive Oedipus strike. Interesting...

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>>323336423
>Pokémon
>Home of you and your mother
>One bed in the whole house

>>323339923
She spent all of her nights over at Gary's.

>>323336423
>rpg
>house of a married couple
>their beds are two separate beds put together instead of one whole bed

>>323336423
My parents have been in separate rooms for a number of years now

>>323340119

Does it make you feel guilty? Like you are the only reason they put up with eachother?

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>RPG
>man lives with small dragon or a fairy
>only one bed

>>323338689
Some couples just dont sleep together. My mom snores worse than that snoreplane video, and my dad has night thrashes where he kicks violently.

Me and my last boyfriend didn't rarely sleep together in the same place because I cant stand being spooned while someone breaths on my neck all night. Preferences.

>Rpg
>you count the NPCs and the available houses
>it doesn't add up

>>323340323
I'm the youngest, there were 3 others before me. They long since realized that they are far too intertwined and old to do anything but wait it out until they die. Seeing as they both have been smoking for 35+ years, not many years left.

>game lets you get married
>you actually share a bed with your wife

>>323340732
>game lets you get married
>you actually share a bed with your wife, Jamal, and Tyrone
What? She has needs, and you're always out adventuring...

>>323340323
STOP STEALING MY NAME FROM OTHER THREADS

>RPG
>Capital city consist of 10 buildings and a wall

>>323340943
fallout new vegas was so underwhelming

>>323340584
two men dont make a couple you degenerate

>>323340837
>tiny little farming community
>out adventuring
This only conceivably happens if you marry that gold-digger in the bottom of a pond that doesn't even live with you.

Ever slept with another person? They're big, obnoxious, and take all the covers. Sleeping close is nice at first, then things get sticky and sweaty. People are unpleasant.

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>>323339923
>You and your mom share the same bed

>>323340584
LONDON

>>323341029
>implying implications of implied manhood

Anon pls No penis or tumblr woman here

>>323340584
>boyfriend
gays not welcome here

>>323340876

How long have you've been feeling as if people on the internet are trying to steal your identity?

>>323340943
>playing rpg without save anywhere feature on PC
>it fucking crashes when you're nearly done with a super long and boring generic cavern dungeon

This ALWAYS fucking happens. In fact it just happened to me while I was playing Grandia 2 Anniversary just moments ago. This game LITERALLY never crashed on my Dreamcast.

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>>323341029

>>323341215
Since I started browsing this site 32 minutes ago

>>323341058
>not relishing your partner's scent
>not enjoying the subtle, rhythmic pressure of their chest heaving as they breathe
>not wanting to die when they rip a massive fart in their sleep

>>323341058
Get a bigger bed.

>>323341151
There are no girls on /v/.
If you think you're a girl, you're wrong.
Case closed.

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>>323341667
ok.

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>RPG
>House of a married couple
>They're fighting in the other room

>>323341058
I cuddle with my gf until she falls asleep, then I create my own space, sleeping on my back and both arms spread out.

King size beds are patrician tier.

>>323340465
What game does this?

>>323342365
None actually, the closest I can think of is Guardians Crusade where the knight and the fairy totally want to fuck but don't. She acts like a wife to him all the time.

>>323342052
really wish more games did this. i cannot think of one, not even one. this is something that happens, even apocalyptic era videogames don't have shit like this like the people wouldnt be frustrated as fuck

>>323342665
>blessed with a small penis
>in the universe without fairies
Fugg.

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>No bathrooms at all
>Or there is a bathroom and the number of people in the vicinity far exceed what those pipes can safely handle

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>>323342816
It does in some H games

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>RPG
>you leave home and go on an adventure

>>323342816
Couples arguing would more likely happen with those living in a quaint village or modern town. Arguing with a significant other, or anyone who provides you safety and food, in a wasteland is signing your own death warrant.

>>323342874
>blessed

>>323342986
>Or there are far more many bathrooms than you could possible need
>3 npc in town
>bathrooms with 16 stalls, 20 bidets and a communal hole in the ground
and the kicker
>all of the toilets are dirty

>>323343272
>a game where you quit your job, divorce your wife and go treasure hunting

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>RPG
>House of a married couple
>They don't have any beds

>>323343610
It's perfect for fucking fairies, which are objectively the best girls.

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>>323343746
yeah yeah, we all know about pic related.

>>323343746
Hello jontron.

>>323343872
>fairies
>best girls
Not when lamias or succubi exist.
Or gynoids.

>>323343892
>Taito
How the mighty have fallen

>>323343717
When has this ever happened? Designated shitting streets are far more likely in vidya than actual restrooms.

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>>323336423
They do that so you know you aren't getting cucked when you rape the wife. It would be weird if there was any thought that she wasn't pure before you.

>>323344046
>lamias
Not objectively bad taste, but I could never get behind it.
>succubi
Succ your soul out through your dick? No thanks.
>gynoids
Maybe with artificial intelligence, otherwise it's just a fancy onahole and you're a bad person.

>>323344323
>Maybe
Of course with artificial intelligence, what's the point otherwise?

>>323342365
Lunar

>>323344467
Terrible people would do terrible things to a permanently innocent robotfu.

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>>323342874
>average penis size in the world of cavernous vaginas

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>be farmer in game
>get married
>Child is a big part of the game
>didn't raise him right so he chooses to not inherit the farm

>>323345841
>raised him so that he chooses to live in the wider world beyond your shit farm only good for banana seeds
>this is bad somehow

>>323342816
DX:HR

The whole lack of bed thing is mostly in JRPGs, and that's because most of them don't even own beds. They're used to sleeping on their individual futons.