>japs now selling horse piss to desperate weebs
>best friend is a woman who regularly runs and squats and wears shorts 90% of the time
she knows it kills me too and she teases me all the time if she catches me glancing at her but GODDAMN I CAN'T STOP
You know what to do.
Renekton has the best hips in video games!
>want to buy best mama's onahole
>comes with a scent/lotion bottle of her's