Yep. Another KOTOR thread. Let's go.
>marry sue combat system
>space jesus is cannon
>putting my 7 inch dick in the handmaiden is cannon
>Revan understood snacks!
>KOTOR is popular again on /v/ necause of Episode 7
>Visas would gladly chocke on your cock and have you charge up her loading ramp
>tfw no KOTOR 3
>pretend TOR didn't happen
>Saturday morning cartoon villian
>fuck the droid planet
>Vaklu did nothing wrong
>Carth is bro-tier
>Apathy is death
>Daily Kreia quotes
>KOTOR 2 is better than KOTOR 1
>Influence lost: Kreia
>Jedi Counselor is weak in KOTOR 1 meme
>"Hurr durr, I ask for tips and guides for KOTOR on /v/, because I'm too stupid to realize the game is over a decade old, and there are tons of in-depth guides written about it already."
>In game you are either a benovelent Saint, or a psycho edgelord who kicks stray dogs
>tfw you will never first Mission
>tfw there is no good porn of Mission
>female Jedi Exile
>You have failed me.
>not playing as a big dick Jedi Guardian meme
>Stealth is completely useless tough
>KOTOR 1 offers you several different ways to build up your main character, and different styles of playing, yet the final boss is immune to like 70% of the things you could ever possibly throw at him, and if you don't conform to the right build, you're basically fucked
>or you'll have to hit and run like a little bitch and pray you don't get one shotted (also goes for the rest of the game really)
>"Hey! There is an upcoming encounter behind that corner with some trash mobs. I'd better set up some mines on strategic spots and lure then into a trap" - Said literally no one ever
>"G0-T0! Yes, finally! He's an ideal choice for my party!" - said literally no one ever
>Ohhhh myyyyy gaaaaaaaadd......
>tfw I don't want to leave the Telos cantina and progress the main quest because I'm addicted to the jam
>Carefully plan a Jedi Guardian/Weapon Master build that is OP as fuck
>I legitly feel bad for all enemies now. I one shot bosses. It's not even funny anymore.
Fuck KOTOR 2. I'm never playing it again.
Fucking /v/ told me it was good now with the restored content mod, except it added absolutely nothing at all to the quality of the experience.
>Visas sounds like a credit card
>AK-47. I see what you did there.
>Davick is gay with an inferiority complex, and Calo Nord is an overcompensating manlet. They hate u cuz they jelly.
>The Restored Content mod isn't that good T.B.H.
>Bastilla is the biggest cock hungry slut in the Galaxy
>Don't even get me started on Mira...
>I WANT TO OVER-RAPE THAT SLUTTY RED HEAD'S PUSSY INTO OBLIVION!!!!
>If you're doing a light side playtrough, the entire game alternates between exciting action and being the group's therapist who has to put up with their long and boring stories.
>The swoop races surprisingly don't suck.
>tfw I have to grind credits by playing pazaak over and over again
>tfw you cannot relax and enjoy the game, because you have to loot every container and talk to every NPC on the map and make sure you don't miss a thing
>I never really noticed before there are plenty of black people in this game
>SPACE JESUS IS CANNON. PERIOD.
>Meetra Surik? Literally who?
>Are you SUPPOSED TO like Nar Shadaa?
>The planet feels like walking around /b/