>push X to defecate

>[HATE PLUMBING]

DESIGNATED

You are a man now

WE

>hey
>let's take these cool settings
>and waste them on sidescrollers nobody cares about

I fucking hate this company

>>323159547
India isn't a cool setting

>>323159281
>>323159390
>>323159404
>>323159449
>>323159458
>steal all the wealth from an entire region, slumping its growth
>"th-they are uncivilized, they deserved it"

Nice self-fulfilling prophecy. I wish your jew conspiracies were real so they could end your genepool.

>>323159618
But Russian Revolution is.

>>323159547
Nothing in India would be "cool" for AC. China would have been good but they can still do a 3D game

Going super far back to Ancient Egypt shows they are still okay with going low-technology

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>>323159618
Why? Because /pol/ told you so? What's a cool setting for you?

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>>323159618
Sorry nobody wants to use your mom as a setting LMAO

>>323159691
This to be honest :/

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>>323159758
fukin savage

>>323159758
god damn

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>>323159758
savage

>>323159758
ebin

I hope that they have a mission where you designate the home street of a local Templar leader as an public shitting street.

>>323159691
>>323159691
>implying
No, that's because the gap because those with money and common sense and those without is fucking huge
>Govt spends $5 million to set up toilets
> nobody in India gives a shit about them except to make them into shrines

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>>323159758
I don't get it, but I need to be in this in case it's an ebpic screencap. Let me get my reaction image....

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>>323159691
>it's whitey's fault we're (literally in this case) shit
every time

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>>323159758

>>323160063
Oh, let me rephrase:
>steal all the wealth from an entire region in the course of two centuries, long-term slumping its growth
>expect it to catch up in a few decades, while you're still negatively interfering
>"th-they are uncivilized, they deserved it"

Shut the actual fuck up?

>>323160135
Fuck off Coogan, you're such a try-hard. The Trip is the only good thing you've ever done.

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>>323159691
>>323160143

>WE WUZ KINGS, DA WHITES STOLE FROM US
>b-buh, homogeneous white history never existed! Everywhere ALWAYS met modern diversity quotas!

>ITT people don't know how rad the muhgals were

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>>323160143
>>323160393
>HEY GUYS STRAWMAN GUYS

>W-We were occupying India, but never took anything from them,
>Th-They were just that stupid for not successfully revolting against us and successfully restructuring their economic model to an economy rivaling ours
>We worked hard inside our own borders to prosper, then went off to culturally enrich other countries

See, I can do that too.

>>323160391
>he doesn't like The Day Today
>he doesn't like I'm Alan Partridge
>he doesn't like Alpha Papa

Disgusting. Get out. Now. Don't fucking reply to me again unless you're apologising for being a fucking pleb.

>>323159691
This

Americans are imperialist pigs desu senpaitachi

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>>323159758
hoooooooooooly shit

>>323160778
I apologize for being a fucking pleb

>>323160920
Thank you anon.

>>323159758
Yeah? Well they would have used your mom, but everybody has played with her already.

>>323160750
Tell me a single world potency that didn't resort to colonialism and morally dubious practices.

>>323160920
Cheeky fuck. I did no such thing.

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>>323161136
holy fuck

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>>323161136
>>323159758
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE BURNER GOT FUCKING BURNED.

>>323161136
oooooooooooh

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>>323159743

Fucking Carthage!

GIVE ME CARTHAGE DAMN IT!

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DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

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>>323161760
>wanting a meme city destroyed beyond recognition

Top kek.

>>323161136
Jesus fuck that was good.

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>>323161210
>appeal to popularity

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>>323159758
OHHHHH FUCK

>>323161887

>a meme city

Fuck off. I want to experience the destruction of Carthage from the view of one of its citizens and I'd happily sacrifice even a Japanese setting for it.

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>the PooPoo toilet witch is one of the bosses

>synchronized shitting

>>323161136
At least my mom's functional.

>>323159691
Please. Plenty of other places in the world have humans who don't drink and bathe in rivers that have corpses and feces in them. India is a special kind of retarded.

Even people in fucking undeveloped Africa have better hygiene standards.

Also, fuck off thinking it's just white people. You realize most of the ABSOLUTE RICHEST people in India are fucking Indian right? And they live like royalty, and several of them are completely unaware of the living conditions near the Ganges.

>>323161945
The guy who burned him was better.

>>323162142
Fair enough mate, I was just messin' la, just a bit of banter.

>>323162469
>>323161136
>>323159758
This is an 18+ board. Reported.

>>323160313
Those resources are still there and they're still shit. The rest of Asia suffered from colonial aggression as well, but they stopped whining and got on with it. Now the non-muslim parts are European economy tier.

>>323162469
Too weak too weak

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>>323159758
FUCKING DESTROYED

>>323159691
WE

>>323163760
>typical guy replies to a terrible 'burn'
>the guy gets burnt worse

This is why /v/ sucks, but, le reply for ebpic screencap.

>>323163834
WUZ

>>323163890
RAJS

>>323159691

>When the brits left, they took their toilets, sewers and driving instructors with them!

every time, patel

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Britain united it and ended the millennia of warfare. This is a fact. India did not exist as a single political entity, ever. The significant drop in """"""""""""India""""""""" GDP by global comparison (which is an estimate based on every prince state combined, which coincidentally includes the areas now known as Pakistan, so already it's grossly incorrect) is 90% more because 1. The industrial revolution significantly boosted European and American economies 2. this in turn massive reduced the demand for staple resources from major non-european countries 3. Mughal empire in the north finished collapsing, which naturally had economic consequences completely unrelated to European interference

>>323159691
POO IN LOO

>>323163552
Oh, so "stopped whining and got on with it" means social revolution, because that's what happened in China.

Silly Indians, why aren't you revolting?

>>323165278
>India did not exist as a single political entity,
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurya_Empire
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gupta_Empire

HUR DUR POOO IN LOO
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indus_Valley_Civilisation

Learn some history you fucking pleb

>>323165926
>>323159691
>>323159281

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>>323165926
>>323159691
>>323159281
defend this

>>323159281

Ghandi would be a Templar, right?

Considering his racism, and classism, and non-violent approach, him being an assassin would make no sense.

>>323166632
He'll be a peaceful assassin lol

>>323165278
>Empire Defense Force
Niall Ferguson pls

It's like the other games, but instead of there being haystacks everywhere, there are piles of shit

>>323166729
HE CAN BORE THEM TO DEATH

>>323159281
The gamers will get bored with AC one day, right?

RIGHT?

>>323165926
Check yourself before you rek yourself, both kerela and tamilnadu were never a part of those empires.

>>323159691
Not a britbong, doesn't apply to me

Are these sidescrollers good/worth it at all?

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>>323159404
SHITTING

>>323169430
>Stealth around pretty historical city
>Meet random historical figures from that period
>Do some cool assassinations

It's the most inoffensive and solid formula, it just werks.

I've played every main annual release since AC1 and I doubt I'll stop playing them.

>>323159281
When the fuck is this coming out?

I liked China

>>323172258
Yeah, but sometimes oversaturation may damage a game. Thus normally one would leave a series to rest for a while and do something else because when you churn out a game constantly sequel after sequel, then stupid shit may cause it to screw up big time.

Then again AAA companies never try to take the risk of investing into something new because that may backfire spectacularly.

>>323162185
Why does the witch boo in the loo

>>323159281
The should do a Ancient Greek version with the option to play the war in Troy.

>Use [E] to use the loo
>Press [F] repeatedly to not defecate

>>323172076
STREET

>>323165926
>none of them encompassed the whole of India and had other entities in the region who opposed them
woah

>>323159691

I love this. Just like the whites were stealing all the wealth in South Africa, and stole all those cities which are doing 100% better now that they were kicked out, right?

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>>323159758
DESTROYED

>>323165926
I'm not apologizing and you're not getting my money, ever. I had nothing to do with it, move on with your fucking life and stop blaming your own shortcomings on others. China and Japan have moved on and they shit all over your shitty country's economy.

>>323169430
None have sold any remotely close to 3 because 3 was terrible and made people bored of it.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qda9THg9l6g
>>323159281
WHY DID THE INDIAN LEARN STEALTH? SO HE COULD SNEAK INTO THE BATHROOM!

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>>323159281
>>323159390
>>323159404

>>323177215
>rat chef by filthy frank in recommended videos

kek

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>>323159758

>>323172995
They're way beyond oversaturation now, it's completely nailed down to a very rigid formula with only slight mechanical changes and the addition of one or two new things.

It's a series I can count on 100% to be a solid enjoyable open world experience from beginning to end, even with the slightly weird changes in Syndicate I got used to it within an hour and had a blast right through.

If it ain't broke don't fix it.