>God updates the universe >Updates cause rendering errors

>>323105051
>Todd Howard is god

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Haha what a great joke OP. Like, pretending reality is a video game and God or Jesus is a dev is such a novel idea. That's hilarious.

>>323105051

I'm playing on male mode right now. Any tips?

>>323105556
>playing on easy
Try playing trans you shitlord

>patch 2.016
>In this update we're putting "Donald Trump" in the White House!
>Get your questing hats on people as there's a whole new questline around the newly built wall on the border with mexico!

>>323105349
>I had fun once, it was awful

>>323105556
Min max for int and charisma
You can forget int if you have money or luck

>>323105843
>No event putting it up, it's just there
Why am I even still subbed?

>>323105712
>playing on hard
Try playing on non-binary half wolf half horse otherkin night-gender

>>323105556
it doesnt get any easier.

>>323105712

Trans? pfft I bet you can't even main a Genderfluid demi-boy. Gitgud

>>323105954

Otherkin might be cool early/mid game but it is fucking useless late game, who the hell even wants to party with that when they're deep into the NY stock exchange instance?

>>323105903
I said it was hilarious. I'm just happy we have unique, original content that isn't just cheap jokes that are rehashed on /r/gaming.

Jesus is OP.

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Hey guys, so I joined this guild called <FLAVORTOWN> but all we do is go around different restaurants eating food. I think my guy has developed an eating disorder due to it...

help?

The mod's really need to sort out the european server; it should be at capacity but more people keep connecting.

Oh and the uk server fucked up the weather again, it rains 10 times more than it should.

You know that God isn't real right?

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>There are people
>IN THIS THREAD
>STILL not at heaven tier
Jesus Christ I bet you idiots are still at hell tier you fucking casuals
Is repenting really that hard? It took me like two tries

>>323106405
I agree, it's nice we have new threads and not the same rehashed threads from 6+ years ago.

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When the fuck are they gonna patch the alcohol bug that fucks up your controls? Shit's annoying.

>>323109989

The grind is too fucking much.

>>323105051
daily reminder threads like these are literally reddit
>>>https://www.reddit.com/r/outside

>>323110270
>Complaining about grinding
Git Gud
The rep rewards you get for it makes it one of the most time efficient things to grind, and the rewards when you get to Heaven are HUGE

>>323109989
>being an easy modo faggot

Anyone know how to grind for money better? I'm only making 10 good an hour, its fucking shit

>>323110379
You would know you Reddit loving faggot

>>323110379
Go make a better thread then if your an expert on making good thread, oh wait you can't because your a faggot just like the rest of us.

>>323110676
How can you even get money?

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>mfw I backed the Arabia kickstarter before they announced it was a conquest civ
I'm so sorry everyone.

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look guys sonic but hes in real life

am i doing it right?

>PVP is impossible now in premier servers due to all the players having OP weapons
>If you want to PVP, you have to go to shithole servers with the Africa or South America setting

Its kind of interesting how Kim_Jong_3 managed to farm enough resources for his tiny private server to get a nuke, though.

>>323105051
>florida

>>323112539
>PVP is impossible now in premier servers
Remember in the American server guns available for you to buy as soon as you turn 18. From there it's just going to a ghetto channel on popular city hub an iniating a random event with one of the local clans.

>>323113062
it's "oniichan" you idiot

>>323113376
It's whatever I say it is bitch.

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>He doesn't have a feminine dick

>no partner found error still hasnt been fixed
>more than 30% of the population has this error

WHEN IS THE UPDATE!?

>>323113694
It's whatever I tell your mom it is, nerdboy.

>>323113753
>dick
>feminine
Pick one

>recently added the ability to swap genders
>tons of bugs half working piece of shit
>people still keep paying for it anyway

You'd think they would test this shit.

>>323105954
>he doesn't play disabled

>>323113694
No you are wrong you faggot and oneechan is older sister

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Seriously? How the hell am I ever gonna get 100 percent completion on this thing? It costs all of my money just to get to another country, let alone another continent.

In this thread, RNG the game

What is even worst is the fact that if you fucked up early game your fucked for good

No retries or anything

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>>323113753
>tfw you lost the random character creation roll
>born Asian but not a girl
>no rerolls

Fuck

>>323116151
At least you didn't roll black

>>323115246
>No retries
>he didn't pick Hindu Class