>God updates the universe
>Updates cause rendering errors
Haha what a great joke OP. Like, pretending reality is a video game and God or Jesus is a dev is such a novel idea. That's hilarious.
>In this update we're putting "Donald Trump" in the White House!
>Get your questing hats on people as there's a whole new questline around the newly built wall on the border with mexico!
Hey guys, so I joined this guild called <FLAVORTOWN> but all we do is go around different restaurants eating food. I think my guy has developed an eating disorder due to it...
The mod's really need to sort out the european server; it should be at capacity but more people keep connecting.
Oh and the uk server fucked up the weather again, it rains 10 times more than it should.
>There are people
>IN THIS THREAD
>STILL not at heaven tier
Jesus Christ I bet you idiots are still at hell tier you fucking casuals
Is repenting really that hard? It took me like two tries
When the fuck are they gonna patch the alcohol bug that fucks up your controls? Shit's annoying.
>mfw I backed the Arabia kickstarter before they announced it was a conquest civ
I'm so sorry everyone.
look guys sonic but hes in real life
am i doing it right?
>PVP is impossible now in premier servers due to all the players having OP weapons
>If you want to PVP, you have to go to shithole servers with the Africa or South America setting
Its kind of interesting how Kim_Jong_3 managed to farm enough resources for his tiny private server to get a nuke, though.
>PVP is impossible now in premier servers
Remember in the American server guns available for you to buy as soon as you turn 18. From there it's just going to a ghetto channel on popular city hub an iniating a random event with one of the local clans.
>He doesn't have a feminine dick
Seriously? How the hell am I ever gonna get 100 percent completion on this thing? It costs all of my money just to get to another country, let alone another continent.
>tfw you lost the random character creation roll
>born Asian but not a girl