You just discovered an alternate version of yourself. What video

The ___sex___ game

>>323087183
Why would we play video games if we can just fuck each other and shitpost on /v/ all day?

Cave explorer.

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All the games I ever wanted to play in multiplayer and the self exploration game.

>>323087183

Doesn't matter, it would end in us killing eachother, or ourselves, if there is a difference.

>>323087183

What the fuck is that white border around Paper Peach? Is she a fucking sticker now? Fuck that shit.

>>323087183
MarioKart, with knifes

We play the "I'm harvesting the things that work better on you than myself" game. It's like a game of chess, which of us can harvest the other first.

Anyone have that "My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins" picture?

>>323087183
MEN OF WAR ASSUALT SQUAD
>finnally someone who likes rts as much as i do

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>>323090804

>>323087183
We flip a coin to see who wears the skirt and take it from there

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>>323090804
>>323092164

>>323087183
We play Melee but matches always end in a draw

If I kill my alternate reality seeks clone, is there some kind of quickening where I gain his strength?

>>323092859
no, just immeasurable guilt

>see my own clone
>notice how ugly he is and how he talks like a complete retard
>realize he's literally me
>realize this must be how others think of me
>kill myself

Mario 3D World and Wonderful 101

I will be nice to play with someone on my level for once.

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>>323092164
>>323092536
Imitators OUT

Anything, competitive or co-op doesn't matter, I'd be a total bro to myself.

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Be honest /v/, would you suck your clone's dick?

>>323092859
THAT'S THE QUICKENING MY BOY

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Would sex with your clone be considered incest or masturbation?

>>323093280
It'd be fucking another dude.

>>323087183
If it's female, I know myself well enough that I'd want to try fucking at least once, but we'd both be awkward as hell about it. We probably share what alternate universe vidya we have.

If it's male, the latter and we discuss that feel when no gf.

>>323087183
Is said alternate version female? This is very important.

>>323087183
HEAVYMACHINEgun the first four Metal Slug games, then play 6 just so that we can play as Ralf and Clark.

Then fuck each other.

System Shock 2 and DOOM, since all my friends are afraid of old PC games for some reason

Anal

>>323087183
Smash. I'm at that awkward phase where I'm a bit better than my friends but way bellow top tier, so there's really no one to face and have much fun with. So obviously I'd be the perfect challenge

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Definitely Street Fighter or any fighting game l'm good at. l've always wanted to fight against myself and see how'd l fair.

oh boi, nuclear throne and towerclimb and spelunky and all those other roguelites i love so much but none of my friends can keep up when we play co-op

we're gonna have a blast friendo this is the time of our lives

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Stack in Dota so there's one less slot being taken by a potential retard.

>>323093205
Absolutely.
Also analingus.

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>>323093613

Same here but with Street Fighter. All my friends are okay-good but not my level. I'm no where near Justin Wong level but l win local tournaments here in my city. I would love to fight myself.

>>323093661
But then there'd be two slots taken up by actual retards.

>>323093205
Yes.

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>>323093956

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>>323093532
>boot up SS2
>argue over why the fuck co-op's not functioning for two hours
>through 16+ hotfixes you both manage to spawn into the von braun
>immediately start fighting over pickup cyber modules
>one of you goes dead-alive like a fucking faggot and crashes the game

I'd trade the next tasty burrito that comes into my life wholesale for this experience to come to me.

>>323093639
I think this would come down to which one wins the first set, then the other just goes on tilt and loses every consecutive match.

>>323094110
>implying cyber modules matter when you have literally double the firepower

>>323094264
yeah, you'd be really discouraged to find out you had the inferior genes

or...?

>>323094362
nigga i want a laser rapier NOW, not in fuckin recreational although that is the best deck

>>323087183
Screw that. We make a LP channel and call it "Myself and I Play".

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>>323087183
Dude
What if you were like the one in the left
The sticker one
You think you're all normal with your level of detail
Then you meet a you that is like 10x more detail
Like what would I be like with more detail

I'd play Divinity: Original Sin with myself. I could tolerate his playstyle, at least.

>>323092859
Fuck off Jet Li

>>323088372
>knifes

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All of the couch coop games in my library like Battleblock, Castle Crashers, Lethal League, etc.
steam friends just aren't the same

>>323087183
Wouldn't a alternate version of me not being interested or playing video games?
He or She would be a total normie and succesful.
;_;

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>>323091621
I like how you think, I would be all over that Wargame: Red Dragon with myself.

>>323093205
Do you really have to ask?

Minecraft.
Pokemon.
Smash Bros.
Doom.

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>Implying I wouldn't argue with myself

>>323088105

It's an indicator that she's 2 dimensional

It'll look fucking weird otherwise

They chose white over black because it's easier to distinguish clones

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>Get my own 2D clone

>My girlfriend see's this

>Starts dating my 2D Clone

>Tell her why

>Because 2D > 3DPD

>>323093205
No, that's fucking gay. We'd cuddle on the bed instead.

Motherfucker, you are hard to look at.
>Same to you, Rocky Dennis.
You don't wanna play anything, do you?
>Fuck no. I hate multiplayer.
You really are me. Now get lost, your face is making me ill.
>You mean your face.
Whatever.