I have a theory there are only 3 people posting on /v/, you me and that guy called Anonymous who sure posts a lot. Oh wait given this is _FOUR_chan there is that 4th poster (see where I'm going with this?) I almost forgot, the one who name/tripfags.
>>323056863 >the enemies in bloodborne respawn every time it loads because it's a differant dream every time >you're constantly making adjustments to the dream, pulling an INCEPTION heist job by somehow extracting items/knowledge you didn't have before >it's harder and harder to progress or get anything good because you have to go really deep in the dream state to do anything worthwhile >it doesnt matter anyway >none of this matters >you "wake up" when you turn the game off
Daily reminder to retards believing Squall is dead theory:
Squall doesn't die at the end of disc 1 he died during the opening FMV from the wound he got from taking Seifer's gunblade to his head when he got distracted from the battle by daydreaming about random fields and women.
Think about it, the story takes on a dream-like quality that centers itself on Squall and everything Squall has ever wanted way before the end of disc 1: -Squall is considered to be the best student at Balamb Garden -He has a sexy teacher who is trying to get into his pants -He passes the SeeD graduation exam instead of Seifer, a much more experienced and potentially superior rival. -Fighting the sorceress with two people as a new seed when the entire organization of SeeD is supposed to train the few dozen who had already made that rank to kill her. -Etc...
The world of dark souls exists in a group of cycles, first the dragons ruled then humans came along and fucked shit up. They found a way to fuck the cycle by burning all of their souls and restarting from the beginning of the age of fire, and choosing the dark lord ending breaks the cycle and leads to the abyss taking over in place of the age of fire, also the abyss is made of pure humanity and the more humans die the larger it becomes.
You actually died before FF8 came out, and FF8 was the game you always wanted to play, but was never able to. Actually, there are no video games. You died before video games existed, and video games are what you always wanted, but never had. NO WAIT, this whole universe is a dream thought of by some creature, and we are all just apart of it, representing it's various emotions and desires.
>>323059943 My money is on Rinoa, I doubt Jar Jar is able to cling on side of Balamb Garden with two fingers while Galbadia Garden is constantly crashing Balamb Garden at full speed.
>Asura's Wrath, MonHun, and Street Fighter are all within the same universe Not quite shitty considering the DLC to Asura's Wrath has SF all over it. MonHun is mostly going by how the demon drug "increases Attack power, bestowing the strength of Asura himself on user"
>>323056863 Megaman and the robotmasters aren't men because they have no robot penises, but they are being taunted by Roll and Splash Woman who got vibrating vaginas (Dr. Light, THAT GENIUS!), so they all formed a misogynistic cult that excludes all female robots.
>>323056863 The reason Sly will never have a fifth game is due to the gang not being able to properly execute any sort of heist for any Egyptian timed pieces and them not knowing wich time periods sly could have gone to.
Fuck you Sanzaru, goddamit, I know what position you were in, but still.
Street fighter takes place in a universe where sign language is expressed through a series of punches and kicks, and all "street fights" are actually just intense verbal debates. This is why old friends greet each other by fighting.
Tony Hawk is actually in a coma after a skateboarding accident. That's why him and all of his skateboarding buddies are doing crazy tricks in closed off environments. He imagines new worlds and new buddies like Spider-Man, Gene Simmons, Jango Fett and that guy from Jackass. He also imagines an adult son who is also a skateboarder like his Dad.
In THPS 5, he has been taken off life support and about to die so that's why it's so glitchy and erratic.
Nothing in the Dark Souls universe is real. You're just a regular warrior who's on the verge of dying, and all that he sees in-game is just dreams/hallucinations from the deathly coma he's in. All that magik shit, dragons, gods and whatever is just thing that emerged from his imagination, since legends and religion were more believable in the middle-ages.
Basically Dark Souls is the video game equivalent of Jacob's ladder.
>>323056863 EarthBound of Super Nintendo Entertainment System...is theoreticallly possible. ...STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
>>323056863 Skyrim is just a story being told about the Nerevarine's return from Akavir. The real shit goes that he reformed the Blades to take down Alduin and harness the power of dragons so the Dunmer could return to Morrowind stronger than ever. The entire Red Year and what came after was an exercise in humility for the Dunmer people. He negotiated a peace between the Stormies and the Imps to face everyone's common enemy, the Dominion. It's canon because it's my c0da.
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