ITT: "That" kid
>"My dad bought me Pokemon Purple, no you can't play it."
>"I unlocked Toad and Wario in Melee! Come over, and I'll show you!"
>"oops, I accidentally wiped my data before you got here"
>play games all day while friend watches me
>here, have a turn
>nah I prefer watching
>this went on until we each got a PC
how is it fun watching me play every single day
>"If the space center has 100 successful test launches you can fly to the moon and catch mewtwo and deoxys!
How is this bad? Do you prefer that dickhead friend who hogs the controller?
>you can play when I die anon
>WAIT THAT TIME DIDNT COUNT
>ONE MORE TRY
>OK JUST ONE MORE ANON I PROMISE
He just enjoyed spending time with you, man. He just wanted to be with you. It didn't matter to him if he played or he didn't. He just wanted to spend some quality time with his bro.
Nah, just kidding. He was probably gay and wanted your dick.
>"Hey, do you wanna play?"
>"Nah I prefer watching"
>mom walks in
>"Anon why don't you ever let your little friend play?"
>"My dad works at Nintendo and he got a free copy of the new Duke Nukem Forever! I can't let you play though. But it's super awesome!"
>friend says it's okay and likes watching
>you get in trouble anyway
Not like it's bad to watch people play a game or just hang out. JTV Gaming blew up into Twitch just from this, except JTV gaming was comfier because people weren't trying so hard to make money from the streams. It was literally just "sup bro, cool game you're playing."
Twitch really ruined some of the comfy charm early streaming had. Follow/Sub notifications are a cancer.
that kid now is dead thanks to the internet
>playing smash bros 64
>winning the game
>friend pretends he was asleep
>dude i fell asleep that didnt count