This is fucking gay /v/, what do you do when your roommate who's house you live in takes his shit for granted with your stuff?
I bought myself an xbox one, because i thought it'd be fun to play on my spare time, 3 months later, my roommate treats it like it's his machine because my TV broke and it's hooked up to his...
He fucking stays on my console all fucking day, and when i get off work and get a chance to play he asks me if he can play again in an hour or two, even though he's been on it all day...
and in the off chance i dont care to play, it doesnt matter he'll play from like 5-2am on my own console, but here's the BEST part...
so i'm dead tired after work, so i don't even bother fighting with him to get on my own fucking console, i go to bed, but i can hear him playing my xbox one till about 4am PST....
It's 8am the next morning, I have the day off work, I wake up to finally be able to have some fun on my console, i get up throw my house coat on, brew up a coffee and go to take a piss...
Well you know what's coming /v/.... Roommate throws his clothes on, and before i can even finish flushing and washing my hands I can hear the console starting up and oh-so familiar game titles music, and its him rushing to my console before I can even have a chance...
Last straw, this morning, I just lost it, I went out grabbed the console from the unit, pulled the plugs, took it out on the pavement and smashed the fuck out of it, and my roommate freaked out so bad with his autistic behavior that he said i'm kicked out (for smashing my own console which he was hoarding from me)
so now i look for a new place to rent, oh and this roommate is older than me by a year (26)
what a fucking gay world we live in....
:o Like I Never seen such a thing, what kind of adult runs out to bogart a persons belonging from them, because they "get to it first" even though it isn't there's. That gives them the right to be an assumptious autistic?! Well no more! Fuck that.
so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you and do what they want with your stuff? Well i'm not, I'm out an Xbox One and pissed, but it had to be done to set an example.
>I went out grabbed the console from the unit, pulled the plugs, took it out on the pavement and smashed the fuck out of it, and my roommate freaked out so bad with his autistic behavior
No, he freaked out with YOUR autistic behavior.
You deserve it for buying x1 anyway
how am I a faggot, all I did was defend my honor, from this monster-faggot who wanted to impose his rule upon me, m'lord.
Wait OP, let me get this straight...
>OP has Xbone
>hook it up to roommates
>roommates starts playing all the time
>no time for OP to vidya
>instead of asking roommate to use his TV to play OP's xbone OP spergs out and kills his own xbone
>somehow roommate is an asshole
Maybe you shoulda just talked about it before you went and got yourself kicked out you fucking weirdo
>so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you and do what they want with your stuff? Well i'm not,
Wrong. You're exactly that kind of person. You literally waited until you had a mental breakdown and destroyed your Xbox. You're a walking embodiment of being a giant fucking spineless pussy
>Roommate throws his clothes on
So do Americans sleep naked, get up and get dressed to sit around the house? And what the fuck is a house coat?
>so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you
Except that's literally what you did, until you threw an autistic fit rather than just take it and put it in your own room where he can't use it
> I'm out an Xbox One
Because of your autistic fit. How hard would it have been to just buy a new tv? They're fucking dirt cheap
calling me mentally ill, and a spineless pussy because i'm non-confrontational, then you all preach to me like you're the opposite, most of you, if not all are even more pussy so all of you shut the fuck up you hypocritical pieces of shit.
......also you guys fell for bait :D
This was a simulated test provided by the BBC Network, thank you for your participation, now please seat yourself, faggots.
>"Hey bro, its my day off, I'd really like to enjoy my console, as I've hardly spent any time on it lately."
>"Fair enough, here you go."
>"Fuck off fag, I got on it first."
>"Okay, well since it isn't your console and I paid for it I'll keep it in my room from now on."
Its that easy.
And nothing of value was lost. Smash your head against the pavement next time you faggot.
no, destroying your own property in protest of someone else´s misbehavior is beta as beta gets.
confronting him about the fact that he almost exclusively uses your machine although the time should most logically be divided up 50/50 would have been "alpha", but that is only if you are dumb enough to subscribe to the whole "alpha/beta" determination of humans, i.e. are an idiot who doesn´t knwo a lick about psychology.
Tl,dr: Yes, you did pussy out like a faggot and you are mostl likely also pretty dumb.
>So do Americans sleep naked
I sleep naked. I like the feel of soft sheets against my body. But obviously if there are other people in the house I need to get dressed when I wake up
>what the fuck is a house coat
You got me there. Maybe he means a robe?
>so you're the kind of person who lets your friends walk all over you and do what they want with your stuff? Well i'm not
yes you are you autistic fuck
why not try saying:
>hey, i'm gonna go on the xbox
(if he says no)
>fuck off its my xbox
11 actually? why you still typing in my troll post got nothing better to do homo?
Everyone in this thread, please GTFO, it's mine, and now that you all got trolled and humiliated please vacate, otherwise please take a moment to read the message in this picture I Have included for your pleasure:
>I just pretended to be retarded guiz!
You didn't have the stones to confront your roommate and you acted like a petulant child. He was inconsiderate but you were not without fault. Next time talk it out rather than breaking your fucking console like a neanderthal.
Should have bought a ps4 since it suits your faggot nature. Also it has no games so your roommate would have been bored as fuck and would have left it for you to play shitty japanese games.
I have a roommate, last time I checked I own a three story house, thanks for the update anon, now please go commit suicide :)
We don't need a history lesson on how to be a w
>pretending this didn't really happen and even though anonymous you're still ashamed and self-concious enough to post an excuse
autism people... autism never changes
Sounds like you never complained about it at all, and were really passive about him using it. That's cool for him, but if you actually cared you should have said something instead of going full retard. Also you made it sound like you were bumming at his house since you couldn't afford your own tv, and he so easily kicked you out. You can pick up a shitty 60hz 30 inch 1080p tv for less than $200, and it will play console games just fine.
>When the truly autistic wish to believe so hard, that they convince themselves that a shitpost was a disguised #seriouspost.
War, War never changes, and neither does this individuals levels of retardation.
Please enjoy sucking penis in whatever psychiatric ward you're put in in the near future anon.
Good day, peasant. I wish to reply to you no further.
Here is a rope to help you out
The faggotry in this entire thread is strong.
OP, and the anons falling for it.
Only retarded think you did was that you destroyed your console. You should have just unplugged it and take it from that retard.
Or give that console me, I'd be happy to take it.
>what the fuck is a house coat
Yep, it's a robe, we say it in Canada as well.
You call me autistic and yet you continue to argue with me? What does that make you? Stick and stones can hurt Mah bones but Worlds, why they'll never hurt me dear child of mine. I love you all like a mother loves it's mother dontcha see? THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEO RUDDDDY
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So you guys figure out your arguing with a 10 year old yet, man you guys are fucking retarded, i still ive with my Daddy
That's what you get for purchasing an Xbox. At least you did the right thing and destroyed it.
All I really got out of that is that you smashed a console that you bought with your own money.
So, uh, congrats on that. I wish that I was ballin' hard enough to be able to do that so freely.
same person and you guys are arguing with this autistic, yup all of /v/ is fucking retarded, going back to /a/ with news of this event in /v/.
I know this is like the best thing that happens in /v/ a day, but try to take it calm guys.
I'll be sure to let everyone on /a/ know how faggy people are in /v/, but i'm sure they know that already, since most of you are virgin filth that's possibly worse than the OP himself.
Anyways I shall return now to /a/ none the less to inform them of these autistic events that have occurred in none other than /v/
OP Here, thanks for being trolled fags.
Boredom has reached maximum levels, aborting thread now that i've gotten what i want out of it xD
Later virgin filth. Gonna go fuck my girlfriend and do a couple rails of cocaine. Have fun at school kids, don't forget to close the door behind me, it gets dark in here alone. Or just go kill yourselves like you know you should, I care not what you do now.
"Playa has left the game."
>Anonymous getting trolled this hard by an obvious troll who outted himself
Reddit fag here, even we're not that cancerous. Guess all the oldfags must have left this place after GG.
OP here that guy wasn't me so fuck off.
Pic related is you.
sad thing is OP was an oldfag. seen same dude make that post like 4 years ago, except with xbox 360. he's a seasoned troll not to be trifled with, unbeknownst to you all. We're all lucky he left and he came out unscathed.
This thread was a good chuckle, op is a real piece of shit. Just kill yourself, you're too far gone. The amount of time it would take for people to try to fix your trainwreck of a brain they could save a dozen actually valuable lives.
OP left you retards lol, i was in here trolling too I admit, but none of these people are the OP and neither am I.. haha, I wish I Had OP's trolling skills though, fuck he pissed people off. I suck compared to him :(
Jesus, this is the most insecure, self-unaware and socially retarded OP I have seen in a while.
I'm trying to figure out if the tryhard responses are more cringe worthy than the original story
umm pretty sure OP is gone, why are you still responding in a serious manner (evn though he was trolling to begin with) now it's just a bunch of trolls arguing and people like you who still don't know what the fuck this threads turned into
don't think he wants to be fixed, I think he's just looking to spread his sickness, incase you haven't realized that. And you sir are helping him do just that.
You dumb asses are just encouraging him more.
and you think there's any shred of proof to his story, there's nobody that fucked in the head, and I hope there isn't because that's the kind of person who ends up on the news for killing a bunch of innocent people, and you guys just laughing at it before it happens.
You guys are faggots anon, for overthinking things, OP is just a troll who made up a story, to get you all ruffled up and freaking out. He's Tony-Tan if you guys don't remember, you're either too young to have been on 4chan at the time or don't know a real troll. He's the real deal son.
Real story to be told but boring to read.
>3 years ago
>had a roommate who was a dickface to almost everyone and was indiferent with me
>one day he was going though my stuff like he was trying to put something back
>he had my silver psp3000 in hand and was all fucked up
>I start to build up anger after seeing him with my now broken psp
>he tries to calm mw down and say it was an accident
>I threw a punch at him and broke his nose on accident
>with tears of pain in his eyes said sorry and walked away to a near hospital for the nose
>I clamed down after 5 min and went to check where he was messing around and found a pretty mint PSPgo with a sticky note on the screen that said "sorry"
>it had all my games in it since he managed to backup everything to it
>he came home after 2 and a half hours and I we both apologized and I thank him for the replacement
>he said it was his and found it on his mothers house laying around in its box after he went on a panic trying to find a new psp and remembered he had one
After that we became friends and up to this day we visit eachother and play games. Funny enough we found out we lived a hour away from each other
i dont know how many of you newfags migrated here from leddit in 2014 (im guessing every single one of you) but "merely pretending to be retarded" used to be an artform that we would call "trolling." consider yourselves duped, bamboozled and smackeldorfed you fucking gumps.
ahhh this is great, regardless of the OP being here or not in actuality, there is infact other anon trolls pretending to be OP and making their own responses, the CANCER is SPREADING!!!!
>there's nobody that fucked in the head
Really? Because Nick Bates masturbates with poop, smears shit on the walls, literally never brushes his teeth to the point that they are rotting out of his mouth, and molested his sister. I think OP being autistic is completely possible
>OP is just a troll who made up a story, to get you all ruffled up and freaking out
He's an autist trying to save face, and no ones freaking out, we're laughing
your OP was brilliantly crafted, and watching the reaction was beautiful, however you posting this and admitting it already makes you a faggot
unless this is someone else pretending to be op just to cause even more of a ruse
There are 3527 posters, they all have to be the same person, you guys are so delusional you don't even realize how deluded you are, I think y'all are the ones who need to have your broken brains checked you sick child molesters.
>type like a retard
>act like an aspie
>too beta to kick him off
make like a tree and kill yourself
so this is how /v/ is nowadays... damn i'm getting too old for this shit
Half the people in here are from /a/ and shitposting in /v/ to make it look worse, so i guess you're fine with this. im indifferent to this all, but i do agree /v/ is filled with autistic children more-so than any other board on 4chan. OP proves it, and all the people who responded to him especially prove it.