How would you deal with this situation?

make Luigi go first.

Give it wings and put some Koopa Troopas in the question blocks.

I LOVE MARIO MAKER!

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>>323036879
He won't, he's too scared.

>>323036717
I move to the side avoiding him.

360 no scope

jump on it.

1. Run into it and again and again until I Game Over.
2. Quit video games entirely.
3. Many years later, get addicted to Bejeweled.
4. A few years after that, complain about sexism in gaming culture.

I hit the A button

>>323039508
To be fair, those jewels are bigoted as fuck.

The other rocks aren't good enough to be represented in video games!? Only the attractive ones??

Shaking my head.

>>323036717
FUCKING MIXELS

Quit because the game hasn't taught me to jump yet, so I have no way to get past.

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Stomp that nigger moonman style.

>>323036717
Hug it until it gives up.

Act smug, jump on top of it, mismatch my landing and then get hit by it instead.
And then never play the game again in shame.
;_;

>>323042634
Please stop

What makes Goombas so deadly? Do they have poison coated skin or does it just works

>>323036717
did you try the sarcasm dialog option?

>>323043670
Mario is a glass canon.

>>323043670
evil magic or something iirc