Why didn't you get a 3DS yet?
It's ok if you are going outside and play on commute like the Japs. But if you ONLY play it at home like insecure Muricunt anyway, then get a home console and large fucking screen
Literally all kiddie simple bitch shit
>press forward and press A for jump
>keep the forward button pressed and hit A for jump
The 3DS is a piece of shit. The screen is ridiculously dim and low res, it's literally impossible to play it outside because the screen is not bright enough and you can't see shit on it, and don't even get me started on the fucking 3D effect, it's totally worthless (and think about it, if they made it just "2D" from the get go it could have been twice as powerful, it could have been possible for it to output at the same res as the shitting Vita or have noticeably better graphics and framerates in all games). On top of that it has several build defects (not sure if they are fixed on newer models), mine had the issue where the bottom screen scratches the top screen after you close it several times without placing a piece of cloth between the two screens (of course Nintendo being a bunch of fuckers don't replace it under warranty even though there was nothing in the instruction manual telling me I should have placed a cloth between the screens while closing, which is retarded anyway and I shouldn't have to do that), and then the L and R buttons are way too fragile, mine are both broken and I took maniacal care of the piece of shit. My fucking PSP1000 not only has a better looking screen (and it can be played outside too because it isn't as dim), but all the buttons work perfectly to this day.
Since the system itself is so shit and it gave me much buyer's remorse, as soon as it was piratable I modded it and played pretty much all the "good" games it had to offer, and they were mediocre at best. The only actually good games that I enjoyed and would consider GOOD were the two Zelda N64 rehashes mostly because I'm a huge nostalgiafag. 3D Land, ALBW, Kid Icarus, Bravely Default, etc, all mediocre to bad games.