What am I in for?

>>323021425

Despair

>>323021425

Happiness

>>323021425
Accurate simulation of life in a Slavic country.

Papers

To print out a paper with all the details, shit was handy and surprisingly entertaining.

>>323021482
This
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How the fuck do you even get money in this game
My family always dies and there's always a guy blowing shit up even with correct papers

>>323021425
boredom

Multitasking and eye for detail simulator with 10/10 simple story. Also >>323021482

You're in for the secret society has you assassinate your boss

>>323021425

Suprisingly good logic/puzzle game but with annoying "art style" (aka shity gfx)

>>323021696
Git good.
It's not hard to get by if you're fast.

>>323021696
You can't stop the bombers. You just have to do your job well and look out for opportunities to make some extra cash.

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You're in for him

>>323021883
You are a tremendous faggot.
I'd tell you to go play Crysis, but that's probably too ugly and outdated for a weenie like you by now.

Greatness

>>323022013

Yes, yes, we all seen that you are epitome of artsy and so ahead of everyone in terms of aesthetics. It has been noted and now you can come back to smearing shit on the wall for your latest art project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY#t=310

>>323021425
Shit. Get your money back while you still can.

>>323022549
>Not wanting hyper realism that will become outdated and be considered ugly in 2 years in every game makes you pretencious
Get a load of this fucking moron.

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>>323021761
>le simulator meme

ha ha fucking classic keks

>>323022549
You are the cancer that is killing video games.
Thanks to faggots like you 90% of video game budgets are wasted on graphics instead of actually making games enjoyable.

>>323022878

>Not liking fuzzy pixels is asking for hyper realism!

You were saying something about fucking moron, m8?

>>323023238
>fuzzy pixels
TOP FUCKING KEK
You don't even know what a pixel is, do you, shit for brains?

>>323023238
They are not fuzzy. They are crisp.

>>323021425
sexism and transphobia the game

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>>323023417
>what is pixel opacity

DENIED

DETAINED

DENIED

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Mind fuck