>>323007203 Or even worse >Get utterly destroyed in a DM or through banter >just spams their shitty binds I don't see why people do this. It reminds me of some autist putting their hands over their ears and just screaming to hide the fact that they got burned badly
>brb smoke I HATE THIS SHIT! Even when I was a smoker back in college I never interrupted a game to go smoke. Then again I didn't give a fuck and smoked in my apartment. Not like anyone ever gets their deposit back anyway.
>>323007112 Im that guy. >sees flanking oppertunity >goes around and strikes from the back >team keeps jacking off and do not bask into the tactical advantage >enemy turns to the flanking player and kills him >you shouldent have gone alone
>deal the most damage in the team. >everyone is at low health as they finally kill you >camp slacker finishes them off one by one and gets all the kills >camp slacker also claims all the rewards and you get nothing
>playing Project Reality >squad moving in to secure flag >one guy decides to flank on his own >dies >"MEDIC!" >"Wait, there are still enemies around. You've got 5 minutes don't worry." >... >"MEDIC! I need a medic! I'm down!" >"Just wait." >... >"Alright, call out locally so I can get to you" >"Medic!" >"... call out locally so I can hear you, where are you?" >"Medic, I'm right here next to the wall!" >"Call out using local voice" >"Medic!" >still not using local voice >squad gets wiped >"Medic!" >"There's no one left, stop calling for a medic." >"Wow! I asked for medic this entire time and nobody came!" >... >"Alright guys, let's spawn in on this location" >He spawns on the other side of the map
>>323008908 It's not the same kind of immersion you get from self-inserting but it's fun in it's own way. You get to create and shape an attractive female into a character that is just the way you want her to be.
I get this when I type in Red Orchestra servers. 90% of the time I'm either first or second on the team in points. Its always that guy getting shafted by AI so he's got like five kills at the end of the match.
>work your ass off on winning a match while your team sucks absolute dick and is complete deadweight >thrice the score the second guy in my team has >literally drained by the time we finish >my team starts commenting EZ GG once we finish
>>323011565 >guys im flanking >wait till friendlies initiate >doesnt happen cause they are slacking >enemy notices they are being flanked or enemy slacker comes from his spawn >dies without doing anyting >would have atleast taken a few if initiated
>tf2 pub >BLU team is not pushing the cart at all >Like they run past it to get more kills "Hey, someone get on the cart" >get on the cart after no one else does >I leave the front lines for like 1 minute and everyone on my team does >they don't get on the cart at all >we lose "Guys we should focus on objectives more" "OMG its a pub no one cares about the objective."
>>323008919 >streak 40 >team almost breaks 90 with opponent at 60 >guy steps in my way >dies >get kicked cause of teamkilling >messages me later >"wow thanks faggot we lost because of you" I've stopped playing online vidya.
>chivalry >get auto balanced with no indication I was auto balanced >freak out when some Mason scum is right next to me and hit him >as I swung realized my arm was Mason >apologize in chat >KICK HIM HE TKS
>>323010331 That's nothing. One of my friends declares our loss or win in the warmup round in CS:GO. Of course at any point in the match if we are losing, he will say >SEE I FUCKING TOLD YOU!? LETS GIVE UP I hate playing with him but somehow enjoy his autism
>Playing with friend MKX >Beat him >Tell him how to punish certain attacks to give him a chance against me >Takes advice >Beats me >"wow you fuckin suck" >Play again >Beat him since I wasn't playing at max skill I can play at >perfect and he only hit me a little the second round >tell him he sucks and to git gud >we haven't talked in days I swear he's a fucking autist or something
>>323017473 I used to be friends with an autistic prick (though I didn't know back then I learned a few years later from someone he told) >Let's call him D >So D and I would play halo 3 online >We'd go into rumble pit (free for all) and play >Sometimes he would win >Sometimes I would win >But here's the difference >he actually worked hard to win >I just have good reflexes and control so I can aim for the head if the sensitivity is right >So D being the autist thought he was the only good halo player >flaunting how he could beat me to people at our school >At first I didn't care since I was actually invited to parties since I was chill >But after we fell out he would call me shit at halo >Since I hated him and most of my friends at the time were geeks I wanted a 1v1 >We went to my house because I had two tv's >we invited friends over and had a 1v1 infront of people >first to win 5 games cont.
>>323017778 I get pissed when the entire team goes like 0/3-5 and I get 4 kills and 4 deaths, is that okay? Like top one or two slots on the team and everyone else gets like 200 points, can I complain then? Please?
>>323017987 >We're both set up >Loadouts are normal >We got our friends to choose maps 1 at a time >They didn't have a bias >1st game he wins >He's talking trash at me calling me shit and whatever >got to me >Let's go >Beats me again >2-0 to him >fuck, what's happening >3-0 >but then it hit me >His weakness >Start trash talking back talking about his ginger hair and spot filled face >3-1 >3-2 >3-3 >start saying this real mean shit >he has no friends >All that >about to make this boy suicidal >5-3 was the final score >I'm talking shit to him as he's taking his xbox into his bag >Crowned the king of halo 3 >fast forward many years later >see him on the street >completely ignores me >kek shit story, only got a C in english I've got a few more stories but they're not that good
>>323001113 >enemy player appears out of nowhere >shoot them >"wow omg i was friendly" >don't care >kill them several other times throughout the match >"wow dude you must have a hard on for me or something LOL" >keep going >"omg seriously STOP its not funny anymore" >keep going >"WTF ADMIN ADMIN PLS BAN THIS GUY"
Fuck you TF2. As if this "friendly" shit in a game about killing each other wasn't bad enough, when people whine about "tryhards" or whatever I just can't resist fucking with them.
Also this video is a fucking joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMlsSecuzE8
>>323018427 I like to have unbalanced teams in halo like me vs two people since if I got the drop on them I would get two points whereas if they got the drop on me, they would only get one point. It was a great way to pretend to be better than everyone else. Either my friends were really nice or they never caught on since 1v1 or 2v2 I would nearly always lose.
I'm so glad I quit dota. Tribes is still pretty fun aside from the level 50 fags running around. I've put in mad hours across 3 years and am only level 30. How the FUCK does someone play that mostly dead game enough to get to 40, let alone 50? And the worst part is most of them aren't nearly good enough relative to the hours they'd have to put in to get that far. It triggers my tism something fierce.
>>323018427 You should have said "Hey, you're that kid I destroyed in Halo!" as if you had completely forgotten and were surprised. I know he would have fucking been so pissed for the entire week if you did.
>>323019251 Just press ctrl+s, it generates 2 spoiler tags. I discovered it by accident when I wrote a long post because I have a habit of pressing ctrl+s every 5 minutes because I'm so used to the old days of my work crashing on me
>>323019387 FUCK that would have been insult to injury damn it, maybe if I see him again >>323019412 >>323019510 oh that's really helpful thanks guys The halo 3 forge was the most fun I had when I was younger, Reach was okay and 4 I'd lost interest I think. I'm more into fighting games now If I'm honest, Reflexes and all that
>>323019557 Being friendly basically means you stand around doing taunts and high fives and whatever other gay shit with the enemy team ad infinitum. It might be fun for a minute or so but people spend entire matches doing it. If you kill one of these people it makes you a "tryhard". I don't know, I just wanted to play TF2.
>3/6/25 >woooooow fucking useless teammate, you did fuck all!!! >look at him 5/10/3 >call him out >team is just as retarded and takes his side for whatever fucking reason
no you faggots, without me we wouldn't be winning, i place the fucking wards/sentries, i bought the courier and upgraded it, im the one who setup those fucking kills you managed to snag from more deserving heroes.
>>322999889 >team is winning in the first few minutes >score between teams evens up afterwards >"gg just surrender" >keeps bringing up surrender vote as much as possible >starts telling teammates to commit suicide and to "eat sh!t" online multiplayer games are so bad sometimes
>>323019820 You just don't get thanked by the people who appreciate you. Its easier to be like "You're a retard" than "I sincerely appreciate the work you put in to contribute to our victory in this match!"
I love supports. I play carry sometimes and other times hard support and nothing in-between so I have an appreciation for supports.
>>323019925 TF2 was a lot of fun until it went full JUST with f2p and microtrannies up the wazoo. That brought in a torrent of kids that are always retarded but sometimes rich and always buy the newest emotes/hats/whatever. It also introduced the concept of friendlies, tryhards, etc. It sucks to see a game I loved playing so much all those years ago become a cesspool of bullshit where all I can do is be a "tryhard griefer".
>>323020248 Then the game isn't conveying any kind of accurate shooting experience. Why even play a shooter if you aren't going to put up sights when you're going to shoot? Everything about Counterstrike seems like cancer to me.
>>323020170 >>323020572 I think ADS is fine. It's a trade-off that you have to consider in your strategy. "Do I want increased accuracy at the cost of speed and field of view, do I want to keep myself mobile at the cost of a possible miss?"
>>323020667 I've only played a single game of Dota to be honest, and I got disconnected immediately and spent ten minutes trying to reconnect while listening to my friend (who invited me to play) convinced the other players not to rage at me. He was pretty good at the game so the lobby MMR was probably way too high for a new player. He kicked ass and was the best player in the lobby, but I fed as Dark Seer about 12 times because I was laning against a Brood Mother (I had no clue what any of this meant at the time, I watch Dota a fair bit though so I'm thinking about taking another shot at playing the game). Just wanted to let you know that supports are cool, tactics are half of Dota, and as a support you're executing most of that, while also contributing to the half of the match that is execution.
>>323021009 >Throwing grenades across the map >Claustrophobic maps >Tiny passageways you get sniped down 100% of the time and have no chance of penetrating because peeking is death >No fucking sprint >No aiming down the fucking sights >No fucking gameplay except shooty rooty bang and tooty whoops I died try again 14 more times before I get a turn as the side that's going to win 90% of the rounds
>>323019820 It's even worse if you're one of those heroes who tends to die a lot but by dying accomplishes a lot for their team. Like a Clockwerk or Tusk who sacrifices himself to save the carry in a gank, or a Bounty Hunter scouting ahead and walking into a 5 man gank so that the rest of your team isn't walking into it.
>>323021065 yeah, dota takes some time to learn and soak in the knowledge of each hero and other nuances of the game.
for sure though when you played with your friend the MMR was probs inflated pretty high. i remember i used to play with an Aussie who was 1k mmr higher than me at the time, i thought he was a god because he played Invoker and pudge all the time with exceptional K/D/A. but we always played with his raging black friend who always tilted the match.
pretty much the reason i play Support is because they made it my duty, but ya know how it is, someones gotta do it.
>>323021491 The single defining mechanic of Counterstrike is corners. Someone holds still around a corner and shoots when someone tries to peek the corner. You repeat this forever for as long as you play the game. This is not an interesting mechanic.
Without being able to increase your accuracy or move quickly to avoid being shot by a laserbeam the game literally devolves into 1. Peek Corner 2. Get shot or get lucky and shoot the other guy
I've never played a game of CS, just a few deathmatches. The core game mechanics are inferior to other shooters.
>>323021621 This was years and years ago and yeah he was probably a more skilled player but back then I hated him and wanted to make him feel like shit. He worked hard to be good at the game and when the halo match came he was beating me in game and was shouting insults at me, so I beat him in the meta game. that's it really. Not that I wasn't good at the game, all the games were pretty close if I remember right
True, theres definitely not enough variables going on in them small easily coverable maps, so it all comes down to aiming with super accurate weapons
And if you get into CS now and have the effort/skills to start playing against the better people you'll quickly realize you are 20 years too late and these people possibly have a decade of experience over you
>Some kid tries to get chummy with the mods and ends up being annoying because of it Oh man. Let me tell you, this one time on a Garry's Mod server, this 11 year old kid was just being a randumb little fucker, so everybody just started getting on him, even the people who didn't have mics were just bringing the heat on this poor kid.
The end result was this kid sobbing really hard into the mic while he's playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4fyhzS3UM on repeat. I think there's a youtube video of it, and if you could track it down I'd be the happiest anon on /v/.
>>323007414 >ability on cooldown >ally dies to something stupid >"OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU USE ABILITY X???" >tell him it was on cd >"NO FUCK YOU I CHECKED, REPORTED" >tell him ability came off cd like 2s after he died >"STOP LYING I CHECKED, ALL REPORT ANON"
>enjoy a little competitive Pokemon from time to time >x and y come out, can't afford them right away so I pick them up about a month after release >chilling with my mate, levelling my in-game guys in the E4 >mate's friend turns up, 3ds in hand, asking for a battle >mate's already told me that this guy spent a week breeding the 'ultimate smogon team' >I havent even snagged a 6iv ditto at this point >anyway this guy demands a battle from me >sure, I guess >team preview >see talonflame, greninja, aegislash, ferrothorn, and kangaskhan, and one other >sent out malamar and 6-0 his ass with contrary superpower + king's shield giving me another +2 attack >he actually tries to blame the fact that my in game team isn't cuntpasted from smogon and that's why he lost >breed a serious team a month or so later and challenge him to a best of three rematch >back-to-back 6-0s >haven't heard a pokemon-related peep from him since
>>323022042 I never said it was lame to put in effort, I was just more focused on studies. Videogames were just a passtime for me. I just didn't put as much effort in halo as he did. Like he would go straight home after school and play non stop And I have grown out of it, But he started calling me a names and stuff, and being young you can't just walk away from that, so I fought back. To be honest it's his fault. If he can talk shit but not take it then whatever It's not like it matters, I just thought I'd share the story man
>>323020638 >Goal isn't the most kills, but instead it's objective based >Win >"WOOOW! You suck! Your K/D is shit!" "But I won though" >"NO! You suck because my K/D is better than yours!" "But I won" >"FUCK YOU FAG YOU SUCK!"
>>323022229 I'm just unhappy the game is so popular. It doesn't make any sense to me, its like an FPS version of WoW. The mechanics are all shit that any 5 man studio can recreate in a week, with obvious flaws that don't get fixed to pander to a core fanbase that spends thousands of dollars on weapon skins. Its silly.
Its personal because I bought the game and have so few hours in it. The game is on the best-sellers constantly. It defies all logic. And yes I'm being a fag.
>>323022159 >>323022159 You're calling a guy who can wrap his head around simple concepts like being things he's not in a video game autistic, while you argue that you're incapable of comprehending that shit.
>playing TF2 >snipers hitting you from across the realm, spies always backstabbing and killing you in one hit if you look in one direction for too long, and Pyros just not fucking forgiving anyone >get killed >it's an assist kill >type in chat ''wooow it took two of you to kill me''
>>323021748 >what are grenades? >what are smokes? >what is team play? There are solutions to the problems you face. You sound like someone complaining in fighting games that spamming hadokens isn't fun and there is no way around them. But there is.
>>323022420 Competitive Pokemon is non-existent among friends because it doesn't take long for the alpha autist to show their dominance. Someone IS going to be better than the rest of the group, and nobody will want to play with them, and the urge to continue playing Pokemon with maximum autism breeding and team building will just die outright. Not even on purpose; people will just not want to do it anymore.
My friends and I insist on spur of the moment custom rules to prevent the whole perfect ivs/nature/move sets because goddamn it's exhausting. I understand it, and I like online battles with strangers/other 4chan users with my suped up purpose built team, but shit like "Only Pokemon from Routes X, Y, and Z" or "Draw an type out of the hat, that's your mandatory type" makes battling with friends way more entertaining.
Not trying to shit on competitive, but for some reason once you do it with friends it loses its fun and becomes a chore.
>furry fox joins the game >no one in the server speaks english >no one can understand the little shit but me >try to talk to him (pretty sure it's a kid pretending to be a girl) >somehow everything becomes a literal warzone
>>323022538 pic related >>323022609 Grenades are not fun. Grenade spam is generally a huge complaint in most games when such a thing exists. Not so in counterstrike despite it featuring so prominently.
Learning the pixel perfect grenade throws is so pointless yet effective it inspires methods of gameplay so utterly tedious that counterstrike turned into a tactical shooter. >>323023091 I also think fighting games are pretty shit. Mostly that one game with the three characters you choose and then ten seconds in one player gets trapped against a wall and gets stunlocked to death.
>playing 3DS against a friend >the fucking thing is not only hurting my hands, but it's also hot, literally covered with fucking sweat, I just can't hold it without feeling like I'm going to tear the skin off my hand >lose >friend calls me a sore loser for saying ''my hands were sweaty!''
>>323023408 >Mostly that one game with the three characters you choose and then ten seconds in one player gets trapped against a wall and gets stunlocked to death. But that's just wrong. Holy shit. It looks like you complain about games because you are actually shit at them.
>>323023452 there are tons of new players in CS:GO. All those veterans are at higher ranks anyway.
>>323023226 I agree with this completely. I recently got into full autismo breeding (for fun) and know that I could beat anyone I know purely based on statistics. There's no way that you can beat a guy with average stats 40 higher than yours (really its 100 higher in key stats due to EV training and 70 higher average when picking pokes with the best base stats available)
Your custom rules sound nice, in the newer games there are enough pokemon to keep things fresh.
When people in a MMOs say "lol first time here xD" upon entering a dungeon.
What it means is "I'm a lazy piece of shit who can't play my class and you can't criticise me because it's my first time in here". What it should mean is "I'm new to this dungeon so give me a heads up if anything special comes up".
Makes me lose my shit every time someone says it and then plays like a retard.
>>323023328 Now I understand where you're going with this but let's just say a 5 man DMG team matches with a 4xDMG + Global (all random queue)- the most likely outcome is that the random team wins.
I understand that you're talking about the top ranks but the overwhelming majority of the playerbase is going to benefit more from individually good players rather than a good team without that skill on their side (keeping the parts separate with no middle ground to make the example easy). But then again, why would you play cs at all if you're a low rank shitter.
>>323023747 Not true from my experience. Me and my friends play CS almost daily. Usually we do 5 man premades but sometimes we are only 3. Having 5 people is way more useful than 3. No amount of personal skill will make the difference when we have 5 people who all know what to do, how to tell info and have dedicated roles.
>>323023695 The custom rules fucking save playing Pokemon with friends. Competitive nature in games is nice, but there are enough "le wind genies of balance" images floating around /vp/ to show why it may be slightly problematic.
>>323024575 I'm a global but I have a dmg smurf which I use to play with friends since I want to keep my global account global. When I use that account I'd say probably 2/5 games I get matched with a smurf or two on the other team. Which, isn't all that bad when you're a good smurf yourself, but I can't imagine the frustration of getting absolutely plowed down in that manner without somebody to stop it.
>>323024406 I've pulled off that stuff a lot when awping, not as consistently sure, but it's not that hard if you have a bit of muscle memory, a sensitivity of at least 30cm/360 degrees and train a bit in aim maps or DM. I'm not the biggest CS player either, 1.2k hours in and fluctuating between LEM and SMFC.
>>323025213 Ego was probably too big >>323025904 No, there is no excuse for being shit when its under your control. Go to bed, don't smoke, don't drink. Do that shit and play WoW or a singleplayer game, don't force other people to conform to your inebriated playing in a multiplayer game making the experience worse for everyone else.
>friends and I do late night tf2 >go to valve servers and join the losing team so we can help >turn the game and win many times >guy on previously winning team goes spectator >joins our team >starts shit talking his old team >calls them scrubs >friend calls him out on team switching >initiate vote kick >he gets kicked >we all laugh
You're complaining about this but not the fact that you can take upwards of 8 bullets and still run and shoot without any hindrance? Or weapons magically appearing from the sky? Or bomb defuse? Bunny hopping?
>>323027785 There's quite a few people in the thread, but I've mentioned that the Source engine in general is shit and I hate it. It isn't conducive to enabling good gaming experiences, people have fun in spite of the engine's flaws. I hope Source 2 is completely different. When it isn't, I hope it fails horribly and people stop buying Valve games. When that doesn't happen, I'll cry to myself and play no Valve games.
>>323008919 >playing bf3 >trying to supress filthy capitalists inside the metro station with glorious PKP >unloading that weapon like a fucking bayworker >teammate stands infront of me >dies, obviously >"OMG WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOOT ME?!"
>Peruvian player >keeps talking on Spanish even though no one else speaks Spanish >tell him in English that no fucking one understands what he's saying >he keeps talking in Spanish >resort to telling him the same, but in Spanish I'm actually Spaniard >his retarded ass can still not comprehend the concept of someone not knowing Spanish What the fuck, man, this gets me angrier than anything else, even more than when Russians do it, most probably because I can actually understand what they say most the time. Doesn't help that I'm a huge grammar nazi in Spanish and all Peruvians are illiterate.
>I was taught that school was the most important thing from an early age >Just fucked around at school my whole school career >Came home and played shitloads of Halo and stuff with my friends >Full ride
I could have rolled either of you fuckers, and then calculated the viscosity of your peasant tears.
That said, you're the one who truly lost that game by stooping to his level
>saying gg at any point except the end of the game >insulting your team >blaming your team for losing >shouting orders and being butthurt when people ignore them >Russkiy est?)) / Seid ihr Deutsch?^^ >noob weapon lol go play tetris >pussy why you run away from fight noob
>the enemy team approaches you alone >decide I just go down in a blaze of glory, running is pointless now >fuck their shit up and kill every last one of them >giggle to myself and type "damn guys that was fun, please come again" >taste the salt through the screen
>>323024730 I go jungling sometimes because I hate sharing exp and last hits. It sucks when you have two guys in a lane who both think they are the carry. I always play a support, jungler or a roamer because I am sick of fighting over last hits. It's not fun and you'll end up losing every time.
>kill enemy team with littlebird in bf4 with out getting shot down >"wow fag you need to use the helicopter to kill us noob" >mfw they send up their own heli with repair guys and heatseeking missiles >mfw i shoot the pilot and the two repair guys jump instead of taking control >mfw i air switch to their helicopter and blow up our team's >the butthurt when they realize we now have 2 littlebirds
>>322999030 >little russian kid: anon gimme awp >ignore him >he keeps going >round starts >starts kniving me and throwing a hissy fit >tell him to fuck off and shoot him once >calls me and like everyone else in the game a noob like 50 times Why are these kids allowed to play video games?
>>323017136 >Get MKX >Beat story mode >Start getting kinda gud >buddy and I search for KOTH >Find one: "for noobs by noobs" >Join >The king has over 1500 matches >Plays GM Sub Zero and crystalline Tremor >None of us have even played 50 matches >mfw
>>323048793 also >new player joins server >the first thing he does is play music or scream into the microphone >WOW I WAS PERMAMUTED WITHOUT WARNING Might continue with >starts spamming chat >gag them >communicates by changing their name
>Play SMITE >Use Bacchus (Magical melee tank) >Be as aggressive as I can to let my partner get some kills >He never follow me >He never try to push with me >After 20min of this I just get pissed and get the kills for the jungler and for my ass >Somehow he get pissed at me for taking "HIS" kills even though he never followed me >He ragequit >mfw
>>323033468 >germans have my favorite guns but full of no fun allowed wehraboos >russians are more laid back but almost always get destroyed at least I can always piss off other americans by pretending to be japanese in rising storm.
>be support >deal the most damage by far, leave enemies with little health when I die >my team for some reason can't kill them at 5% of HP >team loses >"wow dude you only killed 4, you suck, delete your game"
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