Playing music through the mic

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>Anything that isn't their shitty voice to begin with through the mic

>>322996402
God what is it with people like this? Have they not heard of the fucking mute button. You can't even make out what music or song it is most of the time because it just sounds like a crackly, distorted mess.

>Baby crying in the background.

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>Guy tries to talk on mic
>Children screaming in the background

>You can hear screaming parents in the background

>That brief moment of madness in a mic enabled lobby where everyone is making dumb noises and playing music

I love it

>>322996569
>tumblr_inline_mlsmixbZGo1(...).gif
fuck off fag

you're going to listen to my japanese psychadelia and you're going to like it faggot

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>They use a voice modulator

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>Guy goes insane over the mic

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>>322996402
>That guy who's pretending to be getting a blowjob off his girlfriend by moaning into the mic and saying shit like "Yeah, just like baby"

We know you're full of shit, m8.

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>be only one alive against 5
>turn on ipod
>play britney spears "gimme more"
>clutch the shit out of the round and do a moonwalk before defusing
>whole team applauses

git gud scrubs and just mute me, stop trying to get attention by calling for a vote or telling others to mute me. fucking attention whores.

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>that kid whose voice still hadn't dropped and refused to speak on the mic because it "hurt to speak from singing deathmetal too much"

>>322997064
Hello Reddit!

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>>322996402
>Talking on mic
>Suddenly starts to echo

WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT! ;_;

>>322997267
>Hello Reddit!
Hello reddit

>>322997306
>>>322997267 (You)
>>Hello Reddit!
>Hello reddit
Hello Reddit!

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>spamming the modded sound bites

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>They start vacuuming while the mic is still on

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>>322996402
>mfw i do this after a few rounds of CSGO
so much better than just alt f4ing

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>>322997373
Goodbye reddit

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>think I have an ok voice, but nothing special
>everyone says I have a good voice and should do lets plays, streams etc.
I don't get it, I think I sound like a fucking dweeb.

>>322997267
Hello tumblr!

>tfw too stupid to figure out how to play audio through my mic without having to use some 3rd party program and without having a sound card

>>322996876
>figure out whole to get crystal clear audio through the mic with using that shitty ass hldj
>people actually want to listen to your music
>people pressing f2 denying the votekick

feels good to be a good dj.

>>322997615
post voice

>>322997139
>That one guy who's either getting an extremely sloppy blowjob or having his insect problem dealt with by a small army of anteaters
>He isn't using push to talk

>>322997615
you want some affirmation from anonymous people on /v/?

pathetic, go back to facebook.

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>having a "gamer" girl in the server

>>322997875
tiny hand or huge ass?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a2rgFWD6pY

>>322997923
small hand and large ass

>>322997615
You can't just say shit like that without actually posting your voice.
Don't be a fag it's not like posting your voice will have any negative impact other than maybe us confirming that you do indeed sound like a dweeb.

>>322997616
Hello darkness

>>322998030
Hello officer

>>322998030
Ah, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again.

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>tfw you think you sound annoying.

>>322997705
>read how to play audio through mic on some forum
>say just to set your default recording device to sound mixer and should work fine
>it doesn't work at all after I set steam to use the mixer as the input device

I just want to play porn sounds over the mic. Is that too much to ask

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>>322998283
>tfw you think you sound annoying, but then you record yourself and find out you sound pretty average.

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>>322997085
>Trannie in the mumble group, using a voice modulator to sound more feminine.
>One day, they come into the server and the modulator's turned off.
>Bunch of people start laughing and pointing it out.
>Admin starts kicking people for "transphobia".
Oh man, Team Fortress 2 had some of the best communities.

> play with a friend of a friend every now and then
> assume he's normal, never think much about him
> we finally get on mic
> it's a girl
>sounds like a Southern ham beast
> she's constantly fighting with her family

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>Eating on the microphone loudly like a fat pig
FUCKING STOP THIS YOU FAT SHITS.

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>You and all your siblings have the same stupid inflection
In casual conversation it seriously sounds like we're a bunch of bad actors, it's fucking weird and I hate it.
Though my sisters have it worse.

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>>322998373
>tfw you have a heavy accent in English and your first langauge

>>322998283
>Think I sound annoying but wonder if its just my own self consciousness and anxiety making me thing that
>Mention it one time in a group
>Everyone agrees my voice is sort of off tone
>Never speak again

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>tfw your friends tell you to get into voice acting

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>>322998373
>be short shrimpy skinny little chinese guy in real life
>sound like an real american soldier with a commanding voice

I think I have too much testosterone, my dick shouldn't be 8 inches.

>bong noises

>>322999103
>my dick shouldn't be 8 inches
good because it isnt

>>322999103
>m-muh dick

>>322999089
Why don't you?
I mean you don't have to do anything professionally but you can advertise your services online, just do any project that comes your way.
Might not make a ton of dosh but it'd be a neat hobby.

>>322999428
>>322999507
>white bois insecure that an asian guy gots a big dick

nothing baits harder than making fun of a white guy's dick.

>>322999549
I doubt I'm that good and I wouldn't know where to start anyway.

>>322999103

bro you're using the wrong side of the ruler

that's cm

>>322999762
Ricepirate has a few video tutorials on the subject if you're sincerely interested.

>>322999639
okay dong wong you keep telling yourself that

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>>323000053
>dong wong

I chew ice and breathe into the mike just to make people rage. Little kids who start screaming are funny as hell. Several times, I have heard parents yell at them and then they go offline. Funny when they rage and get made to quit by parents.

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>random guy in black ops match plays carnival music through his mic
>mfw trapped in a decrepit building in the middle of berlin with dogs looking for me and a chopper gunner trying to kill me and carnival music is playing the whole time
That was a surreal experience.

>>323000429
This. Little kids are bashed on by so many people but they can be fucking entertaining

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>>322996402
>almost always rap

>its a song request stream

Song request is cancerous.

>>323000959
>stream
you are cancerous

>>323000429

>picking on kids

enjoy your fucked teeth faggot

>loud fun buzzing close by
>shitty music being played through a shoebox
>a woman yelling in portugese in the background
>can hear all of the sound from the players tv
Every fucking time I see anything [BR].

>>322997269
>Hears self echo
>Hear the somber, defeated tone in my voice
I guess sounding like you've lost everything is enough to make people think you're much older

It said that it would reboot in 10 seconds and the screen went black but the power is still on, what do?

>mfw i sound monotone as fuck
When i joined a random gmod build server some kid was mic spamming and harassing other builders. So when i asked if there was a problem, the others start explaining shit and they simgle out the kid doing it. So, i tell them "okay" and the kid starts pleading not to be banned. I decide to play along and simply told him, "give me a moment". He suddenly quits. Nothing but silence for a few moments until people start laughing, asking me if i was admin. I told then i wasn't and i just wanted to know what the ruckus was about and really didnt do anything.

Feels good to be a monotone autist