it's yours, Mr. Nick...are you going to take responsibility?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hx8WTHcie0
How do I know this is really mine?

>>322969816
I've been locked under your desk for two weeks. You bought me the pregnancy test. You broke my hymen and fucked my vagina with the proof blood as lube, but you were drunk and don't remember this.

>>322970078
>but you were drunk and don't remember this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_TIs5-7aTo

If I don't remember this, then why would I buy you the pregnancy test? That's an action only a man who's worried he got someone pregnant would do.

>>322970790
We can look at the security cameras you're not afraid of. You kept me locked under surveillance forever. Who am I to say why a drunk man does anything? You brought it to the office and told me to urinate on ti.

Pregnant loli is the best

Reminder that marrying or having a nonprofessional relationship with a Fey ends badly.

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>Maya will never love you as much as she loves burgers

>>322972315
I thought the appeal of lolis was that they can't get pregnant?

The whole "Mr. Nick" thing always freaked me out since my name is Nick. I guess it must be like someone named Zach playing Deadly Premonition.

>>322972719
But she likes noodles, not hamburgers.

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>>322973682
She's eating a hamburger right there, pal.

I refuse to play the most recent Phoenix Wright game because of how old Pearl looks.

>>322973682
She likes both ramen and burgers

>>322974482
I know that feeling.

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the cutest

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>>322974956
she's shut a shit

>>322972834
That's what makes it double hot.