Can we have one of these threads? Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though, I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
Vibrators. Starfox 64 would vibrate the rumble pack like crazy, and many people on /v/ stuck it in their crotch when they were little kids playing the game, because holy shit it felt amazing.
Yes. So far it's a rule everyone has been paying attention to.
>I sure do love stimulating my perineum
I do too, especially after my ex used to do that when giving handjobs. Do vibrators on it work well? I've been single for over a year so I could do with some excitement in my life.
> FISHER PRICE
If it isn't too easy casuls wont like it
I can't be the only one that plays the game like this.
>cuck the living shit out of my neighbor's wife
>impregnate her with 6 children
>making him raise my children
>invite them over for a dinner
>trap neighbor inside the walls of my house
>slowly dies of hunger and restlessness
>watch my mistress try to raise 6 children without a job until social services takes half of them away and she moves
Because the potato part?
CoD 2 wasn't that bad desu, it was an average shooter and the campaign wasn't as stupid as the ones that come out now. Multiplayer was decent, but nothing spectacular.
CoD 3 had a good single-player (as far as I remember it) if you want to check it out, but it wasn't released on PC sadly.
Game might look like pizza on the oustide, not the waffles of the classic, but inside it's waffles.
I'd say that CoD turned to shit when MW2 was released, the single-player was shite, with a very unmemorable story about treason and reharshing characters, plus the multi-player was stupidly unbalanced.
CoD 1 + United Offensive is another great game, a good experience about WW2 FPS games. Check Medal of Honor and Return to Castle Wolfenstein too.
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though
God no, what the fuck are you doing. It's terrible.
>mfw reading the colour out of space right now
More of a focused joke. Riviera and Knights in the Nightmare are in the same canon and everything, so the comparison is more fun that way.
Only the original Mass Effect has come close, was definitely influenced by it to a degree. Too bad we aren't likely to ever get a Space Captain simulator of that or SC2's caliber again.
That was the first thing I did when I got my 360 controller for PC a couple of years ago. You can set Xpadder to trigger the rumble with any button.
Never thought I could feel pure rage like that.
IDENTITY STEALINGBITCH TOKOOOOOOOOOO
If there's one thing the game does well, is lead you into complete denial throughout the entire thing. It even tries to warn you multiple times, but
I still thought I was going to rescue her in the end.
Best Lovecraft short by far, its just so much more ominous than all of his others. Its the lack of monster that does it for me, you can't run or hide because you're not being chased.
>you will never
dieand hallucinate you marry your dead waifu
I'LL FIND THE
I SWEAR IT ON MY LIFE TOKO WHENEVER KNS3 GETS RELEASED AND TL'D
>you'll never get a Pathologic-type game with an Innsmouth-esque story
I recomend The Temple and The Music of Erich Zann, often overlooked and underrated compared to his more known works.
>You'll never play a Lovecraftian deconstruction of an Uncharted-esque romp as your "everyman" action hero avatar is slowly but surely stripped of his sanity and status as a reliable power fantasy conduit for the player.
I love going into games thinking they're shit and they turn out amazing
>CoD 3 has a good single player
compared to 2 its pretty lackluster, although it had some of the best MP maps ever made for a shooter, if it got a PC port people might stop shitting on it because its a meme and see those glorious wide open maps
make the last panel me crying and there you go
i thought it was a reference to those arches you go through in the first level
>the thought of the mother and her son communicating through screams while locked up in the attic
>the thought of the family being unable to move away as the land and animals around them lose all natural properties
>the thought of having haunted dreams forever more due to the cosmic gas mind raping you
>the thought of the well water infecting the new reservoir and helping the ayys spread
Anybody here play Technobabylon? Worth the buckaroos?
Eh, Toko wasn't that great anyways.
Give twin killing the other was the sexy as fuck.
She was my favorite.
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though, I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
What is this new meme?
Time to trigger OP.
The one that was going out all the time was the one used CQC to counter the other one who was jelly she was going out so much and tried to strangle her, right?
So the one you fell in love with and shit is the one who lived correct?
not that anon but i got it in a humble bundle i bought for a dif game. i installed it randomly much later and it was easily the best game out of the whole bundle. its pretty good imo. surprised me.
>No FLCL in "got"
2/10 see me after class.
In the first game the emphasis on exploration, inter species diplomacy, humanity's place in the cosmos and the threat its facing is reminiscent of SC2 which was most likely a huge influence on it.
Too bad they fucked it up Mass Effect 2 and onward. I refuse to even finish those or even consider them valid sequels, they're so different and totally missed the point.
I was spoiled about this long before I managed to get a copy.
I didn't even finish it. Seemed pointless, since I already kinda knew what was gonna happen.
Really annoying, game was pretty decent too.
I don't get it.
I seriously can't understand how you were able to enjoy this game.
I'm not bashing on you for doing so, but I seriously cannot fathom what you liked about this.
I played the demo, instantly realized that the way Max used her powers made 0 sense unless you REALLY stretched it using multiverse theory, uninstalled, looked up a playthrough 'cause I wanted to know where the story went, found nothing of worth.
Seriously, I'd love to hear why you like this. I haven't found an answer yet.
>In the first game the emphasis on exploration, inter species diplomacy, humanity's place in the cosmos
Emphasis is a bit of a strong word since few of your choices even deal with those things and few still have any actual impact. Also from what I recall, planet exploration differed only between 3 different climates and the planets themselves were geographically indistinguishable.
You didn't play it nigga. The merit of the game is the emotional ride, also
it makes me feel like I had the life I should of had during high school instead of just being bullied and shutting myself in from everyone.
Emphasis on the presentation of the elements I was talking about. Star Control 2 is actually more limited in choices, assets and outcomes, yet is arguably superior of the two in making you feel like you're making your mark in the cosmos.
I just don't get how people can look past that many flaws and focus on so few good aspects.
But hey, if you like it, good for you.
My high school years were far better than my elementary school years. I fucking hated elementary school.
I'll agree with this to a degree but when the guy who ferries you around turned on me at the last moment and I instinctively shot him to stop him, some legit feels were had. I thought he was my dude.
It just felt like the game had a very engaging story, I liked the characters and how they progressed (even if it wasn't much).
If you take the time travel thing seriously, it's pretty shit, but if you can look past that and just accept it as a plot device, it ain't that bad, there're some good puzzles as well.
People criticize the writing for being shit, but imo it's pretty realistic. I mean, it's a game about teenagers, of course they're gonna say some cringy shit.
Should I reinstall and play through it at some point? The story had an interesting concept and
I like visual novelsbut I just couldn't get past the fucking indie teen movie dialogue
They're indie teens
They're gonna talk like indie teens
Suck it up and be glad they're not retarded conservative whales gabbing about Netflix and how they should try to remember to go to church more often
Sometimes the game will do something cute. I remember screwing up the fishing minigame so many times for a quest, that it eventually just cutscened and gave me the fish. Then a while later, I did figure out the wonky fishing controls.
Please don't post Spore related images on /v/. Some of us are hyper-sensitive and sore about what should have been an incredible game.
Not him, but that Paper Mario one is quite possibly the worst I've ever seen. It's the epitome of the overblown, unfunny, tryhard mess that these threads are infamous for.
How far are you? If you've done at least one puzzle as part of the group and don't like it then it's not for you, but I'd give it until at least then. I absolutely adore the game, but understand that that type of game is not everyone's cup of tea, and that's fine.
I'm a fan of the occasional casual puzzle game on Steam. I started up SpaceChem hearing it would be difficult and thought, "Well, the first few puzzles ought to be easy and enjoyable."
One of these days I'll go back and try the first puzzle again, one of these days...
so, did Roland reached enlightenment?
was Schrödinger a form of Brahman?
or was another Seraph from another dimension?
why did Jenna told "don't worry" to Fred?
No, what's shit is your taste.
Journey isn't deep at all, nor does it try to be. It's just a very pretty exploration game with a simple backstory.
It's easily and measurably the most beautiful game I've ever seen.
I have done like 3 of the escape the room puzzles. I just went through a number door from the big hospital room. Am I very far?
The game play is kinda hand holdy but I like a good story so if the story is going to be worth it I'll just plow through
tried to keep it simple, but the one with all the clusterfuck of images summed up my experience better.
My first time doing one of these. Wish there was a PC version just so I could watch that beautiful countryside in HD.
To be fair if you shot someone because you were told to that probably would make you a bad person
Hundreds of NPCs, one European voice actor.
THE BEST visuals and sound together. Widespread 5/5 reviews.
But it released on the same day as Duke Nukem Forever and was overshadowed by the trash it was, and CoE was niche already.
Here let's use our ability to examine context clues and find out for ourselves!
>obviously fence is made of relatively solid metal
This fence was probably damaged BEFORE this person found it like this! Possibly from a fallen over pole or something very similar to create such a narrow, but deep dent. This person found it and had the bright idea to pose his own head onto the area to make it appear as if he had fallen on it and caused the damage! When realistically, this wouldn't be humanly possible without extensive head trauma unless he were wolverine.
why has no one called out this faggot for trying way too hard to fit in and being completely wrong
I take it way too seriously, need to get the new PGA tour
Game wasn't bad but not the greatest either. T'was alright mane.
Protip: don't type in hatred feeling into the google imagesearch, unless you want to see a dead body with the entrails hanging out and head ripped apart
>wild FEEL appeared!
lots of sad moments, character deaths, etc
lunar whale, space exploration
>giorgio "aliens" tsoukalos
>goku and vegeta
cecil and kain's rivalry leading to bromance by the end
golbez and the
"cecil, I am your brother"reveal
what the fuck does the angry pig symbolize?
Terrible art style. All the girls look the same.
Plus basing it on real life little girls is super creepy.
Herd the krauts kept bugging Lera bout this game which is why she left vk.