Can we have one of these threads? Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though, I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
>>322957081
>5 or 6
>>322957081
I don't get it. Also what are those? They look nice for in my ass.
>>322957987
>How to spot a casual
>>322959001
Vibrators. Starfox 64 would vibrate the rumble pack like crazy, and many people on /v/ stuck it in their crotch when they were little kids playing the game, because holy shit it felt amazing.
>>322958914
Yes. So far it's a rule everyone has been paying attention to.
>>322959252
I mean like, what brand?
>>322957081
Do those actually feel good? I sure do love stimulating my perineum.
>>322958504
haha whats the link to that game again?
I actually beat chistopher robin but gaddamn
>>322959445
>I sure do love stimulating my perineum
I do too, especially after my ex used to do that when giving handjobs. Do vibrators on it work well? I've been single for over a year so I could do with some excitement in my life.
>>322959723
I ride the edge of the bathroom sink while masterbating.
>>322957081
>I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
>by creating a Reddit thread
>>322959673
> FISHER PRICE
If it isn't too easy casuls wont like it
this is how I see these games
I can't be the only one that plays the game like this.
>>322964825
Of course you're not, why the hell would you ever think that?
>>322964825
>cuck the living shit out of my neighbor's wife
>impregnate her with 6 children
>making him raise my children
>invite them over for a dinner
>trap neighbor inside the walls of my house
>slowly dies of hunger and restlessness
>eventually dies
>watch my mistress try to raise 6 children without a job until social services takes half of them away and she moves
>>322965575
so, what?
you got what you expected?
>>322965708
I'm just into area 3. This game is crushing my soul. Father daughter shit is my kryptonite
>>322966482
I'll never get tired of this joke.
>>322966949
I don't get it desuI only ever played the first one
>>322966212
Because the potato part?
CoD 2 wasn't that bad desu, it was an average shooter and the campaign wasn't as stupid as the ones that come out now. Multiplayer was decent, but nothing spectacular.
CoD 3 had a good single-player (as far as I remember it) if you want to check it out, but it wasn't released on PC sadly.
>>322967045
I only expected it to be shit because of the stigma CoD has. I was dead wrong, CoD2 is one of the best FPS games I've ever played so far.
>>322957081
>>322967018
You know that Jensen joke about "never asking for this?". There's a scene in the game were he said he wanted pizza but his friend gave him waffles instead. It's a reddit joke
I miss when there was one image on the bottom instead of 12 images of memes and pepes and stupid shit.
>>322957081
>>322967018
Game might look like pizza on the oustide, not the waffles of the classic, but inside it's waffles.
>>322967308
This, it's why I made mine as simple as possible
>>322967308
If you're upset about multiple images on the bottom, make your own subreddit where you can control your arbitrary bullshit, Anon
>>322967506
Hello, Reddit!
>>322967463
I fucking love 30 Rock
>>322967163
I'd say that CoD turned to shit when MW2 was released, the single-player was shite, with a very unmemorable story about treason and reharshing characters, plus the multi-player was stupidly unbalanced.
CoD 1 + United Offensive is another great game, a good experience about WW2 FPS games. Check Medal of Honor and Return to Castle Wolfenstein too.
>>322967506
hilarious
post more facebook frogs
>>322967357
Why do people complain about chromatic aberration when you just turn it off?
These threads were good until people started clogging the bottom panel with thousands of wacky random inside jokes that are as funny as a tumor
>>322968023
this, you can really differentiate who loves Movie 43 and who actually has humor in these threads
>>322957081
this is reddit
>>322967992
You can't turn if off.
>>322966482
Took me a minute
>>322968504
I just loved RTC2 when I was a kid.
God, thanks a lot dad for installing this game on our Win98 PC, it really brings me back memories from better times.
>>322968504
I never knew how to make roller coasters that crashed. Every time I tried it said the track was incomplete
Still a great game if you don't want to kill your guests
>>322957081
Should have said just one or two.
>>322959926
lmfao
>>322957081
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though
Nah
>>322969839
>that image
God no, what the fuck are you doing. It's terrible.
>>322969994
Call the cops
>>322959590
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>322965856
is it anygood iv owned it for a year or 2 but never installed
>>322966361
Klaus was best boy
>>322958504
ok anon, I bit. I thought it was going to be a little faggot kiddy game.
I THOUGHT WRONG FUCK THAT GAME
>>322970249
i dont think so
>>322971581
January 2014 says hello
>>322962152
Found the idiot
>>322970487
Fug that episode
>>322967363
Fuck yeah this game was amazing
>>322971581
Replaying.
Up to Rabbit.
What the fuck is with those throws.
>>322969207
>he didn't know about power start stations
>or making the slow ass rides go down a hill so much and make a sharp turn the cart flies off
yeah ok bro
>>322962162
that's for the second one
>>322957987
Arrrgghh this so much
Will we ever get a proper fucking space captain simulator with deep interactive choices
>>322972680
Star Control 2 was released a very long time ago.
>>322967363
One of the first games I got for the N64, truly a masterpieceSomeone is going to say the version on x console is better, I just know it
>>322970376
Fuck this shit
>>322972998
>Play Undertale
>Expected Riviera
what?
>>322973445
He expected a RPG but got a RPG that's also a SHMUP.
>>322973871
>tfw couldn't save Kate
How big of a role in later episodes does she play if you were able to stop her?
>>322962580
>mfw reading the colour out of space right now
>>322973445
More of a focused joke. Riviera and Knights in the Nightmare are in the same canon and everything, so the comparison is more fun that way.
>>322967045
German hand grenades were referred as "potato mashers"
>>322974986
>not wanting gay suffering in your gaymes
>>322972598
No I dont. I keep trying to build one in custom design but can't leave a track out or it won't work. Too bad there's no tutorial for it
>>322972776
Yeah...
Only the original Mass Effect has come close, was definitely influenced by it to a degree. Too bad we aren't likely to ever get a Space Captain simulator of that or SC2's caliber again.
>>322959252
That was the first thing I did when I got my 360 controller for PC a couple of years ago. You can set Xpadder to trigger the rumble with any button.
>>322962162
>Stomp a necro for a minute straight just to hear Isaac shout MOTHER... FUCKER... DIE... FUCK
What a game
>>322975870
Did you play the first ten minutes or something?
>>322975923
steam says 2 hours
its not a shitty game, but its a game held back by its own gameplay, so to speak.
Never thought I could feel pure rage like that.
>>322974342
>>322976151
FUKC
FUCK
FUCK
UFKC
FUCK
PSYCHOTICIDENTITY STEALINGBITCHTOKOOOOOOOOOO
>>322967163
Seinfield effect.
They basically create so many mechanics, and everyone copies it, making the original look like cliche.
>>322976391
If there's one thing the game does well, is lead you into complete denial throughout the entire thing. It even tries to warn you multiple times, butI still thought I was going to rescue her in the end.
Absolute despair.
>>322957081
>>322974267
Best Lovecraft short by far, its just so much more ominous than all of his others. Its the lack of monster that does it for me, you can't run or hide because you're not being chased.
>>322976687
>you will neverdieandhallucinate you marry your dead waifu
I'LL FIND THEKID
I SWEAR IT ON MY LIFE TOKO WHENEVER KNS3 GETS RELEASED AND TL'D
>>322962580
>you'll never get a Pathologic-type game with an Innsmouth-esque story
>>322976734
I recomend The Temple and The Music of Erich Zann, often overlooked and underrated compared to his more known works.
>no template yet
Someone pls?
>>322978104
odds are if you can't make yours out of the many posted here, your picture is going to be shit anyways
>>322978104
Are you retarded?
>>322977536
>You'll never play a Lovecraftian deconstruction of an Uncharted-esque romp as your "everyman" action hero avatar is slowly but surely stripped of his sanity and status as a reliable power fantasy conduit for the player.
>>322978104
Step 1. Stop being a dumbass
Step 2. Delete the images
Step 3. Put your own images in instead
I love going into games thinking they're shit and they turn out amazing
>>322959417
Brand is Lelo
Not sure how I know that ~ha ha!
>>322967045
>CoD 3 has a good single player
compared to 2 its pretty lackluster, although it had some of the best MP maps ever made for a shooter, if it got a PC port people might stop shitting on it because its a meme and see those glorious wide open maps
I'm probably just bad
>>322977573
seconding The Music of Erich Zann, fucking love that story and it rarely gets mentioned
>>322973871
make the last panel me crying and there you go
>>322978285
I did play The Evil Within, and it was fucking terrible.
>>322978104
>open ms paint
>type 9 words
>make 2 lines
>bullseye
>>322959001
>>322959252
>>322975723
i thought it was a reference to those arches you go through in the first level
>>322957081
oh boy its one of those
not too many pics folks it upsets my autism!
>>322978584
The Evil Within wasn't Lovecraft. It was Gorecraft at best.
>>322978041
venus is pretty damn hot
my favorite character to use in portable ops plus
>>322978624
pretty smooth flyin Fox
>>322976734
>the thought of the mother and her son communicating through screams while locked up in the attic
>the thought of the family being unable to move away as the land and animals around them lose all natural properties
>the thought of having haunted dreams forever more due to the cosmic gas mind raping you
>the thought of the well water infecting the new reservoir and helping the ayys spread
Anybody here play Technobabylon? Worth the buckaroos?
>>322976687
>>322977002
Eh, Toko wasn't that great anyways.
Give twin killing the other was the sexy as fuck.
She was my favorite.
>>322970376
i got to owl, fuck that shit
>>322957081
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though, I'd like to keep the Reddit in this thread to a minimum.
What is this new meme?
Time to trigger OP.
>>322962580
TCofS was amazing.
>>322978978
+ Keith David
+ Nolan North
Shit was SO cash.
>>322978959
Karen?
FUCK her.
Bitch killed Yuka for fucks sake, stupid CUNT.
>>322975575
>Mass Effect has come close
>>322976274
i didn't ask for this
itt: people post and nobody replies
>>322979204
The one that was going out all the time was the one used CQC to counter the other one who was jelly she was going out so much and tried to strangle her, right?
So the one you fell in love with and shit is the one who lived correct?
>>322971970
>january 2014
>>322970380
not that anon but i got it in a humble bundle i bought for a dif game. i installed it randomly much later and it was easily the best game out of the whole bundle. its pretty good imo. surprised me.
>>322958504
>No FLCL in "got"
2/10 see me after class.
>>322972504
lel
I get it's cute, is it any good?
>>322979208
In the first game the emphasis on exploration, inter species diplomacy, humanity's place in the cosmos and the threat its facing is reminiscent of SC2 which was most likely a huge influence on it.
Too bad they fucked it up Mass Effect 2 and onward. I refuse to even finish those or even consider them valid sequels, they're so different and totally missed the point.
>>322966935
I was spoiled about this long before I managed to get a copy.
I didn't even finish it. Seemed pointless, since I already kinda knew what was gonna happen.
Really annoying, game was pretty decent too.
>>322964825
my sides
>>322970487
Max, could you make me a sandwich?
>>322976238
This
>>322962580
Fixed
>>322973871
>>322970487
I don't get it.
I seriously can't understand how you were able to enjoy this game.
I'm not bashing on you for doing so, but I seriously cannot fathom what you liked about this.
I played the demo, instantly realized that the way Max used her powers made 0 sense unless you REALLY stretched it using multiverse theory, uninstalled, looked up a playthrough 'cause I wanted to know where the story went, found nothing of worth.
Seriously, I'd love to hear why you like this. I haven't found an answer yet.
>>322979539
Yeah, haven't you finished the game? They make it very clear which one is which on the second playthrough.
>>322978754
Why is there a catgirl? There aren't any catgirls in Paper Mario.
>>322979845
>In the first game the emphasis on exploration, inter species diplomacy, humanity's place in the cosmos
Emphasis is a bit of a strong word since few of your choices even deal with those things and few still have any actual impact. Also from what I recall, planet exploration differed only between 3 different climates and the planets themselves were geographically indistinguishable.
>>322980354
Truly the only notable aspect of the worst Souls game to date
Fucking love Solatorobo.
>>322980584
thats ms. mowz you fucking retard
>>322979885
agreed, cave story fucking sucks
>>322964825
There are other ways?
>>322980502
You didn't play it nigga. The merit of the game is the emotional ride, alsoit makes me feel like I had the life I should of had during high school instead of just being bullied and shutting myself in from everyone.
>>322980756
Emphasis on the presentation of the elements I was talking about. Star Control 2 is actually more limited in choices, assets and outcomes, yet is arguably superior of the two in making you feel like you're making your mark in the cosmos.
>>322957081
>>322980502
The characters were written like actual people is what I enjoyed the most out of it.
>>322981361
I just don't get how people can look past that many flaws and focus on so few good aspects.
But hey, if you like it, good for you.My high school years were far better than my elementary school years. I fucking hated elementary school.
>>322981694
Eh, I can see where you're coming from, but I disagree.
>>322978517
i hope your'e not saying anything bad about bgate.
i would sex that gaym if i cud.
>>322978754
>yfw there'll never be another game like TYD
>>322974117
None, literally the only choice that has any impact is the last one you make. 2 endings, both are disappointing.
>>322977536
I'll agree with this to a degree but when the guy who ferries you around turned on me at the last moment and I instinctively shot him to stop him, some legit feels were had. I thought he was my dude.
>>322981929
Nah I love it, I'm just saying I have to reload every five steps
>>322962438
Just finished playing this. Couldn't be truer.
>>322981728
It just felt like the game had a very engaging story, I liked the characters and how they progressed (even if it wasn't much).
If you take the time travel thing seriously, it's pretty shit, but if you can look past that and just accept it as a plot device, it ain't that bad, there're some good puzzles as well.
People criticize the writing for being shit, but imo it's pretty realistic. I mean, it's a game about teenagers, of course they're gonna say some cringy shit.
>>322970380
>owned for years and never installed
thank you steamshits for this gift of dumbassery
>>322981694
Should I reinstall and play through it at some point? The story had an interesting concept andI like visual novelsbut I just couldn't get past the fucking indie teen movie dialogue
>>322982963
They're indie teens
They're gonna talk like indie teens
Suck it up and be glad they're not retarded conservative whales gabbing about Netflix and how they should try to remember to go to church more often
>>322977713
>>322971581
this fucking game rn
>>322980735
nah it was pretty much what you expected but with too much effort in emulating past works.
>>322976238
At least it's less handhold-y than Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess
>>322961374
intrigued...
>>322967363
MAH NIGGA
Played this on PC when I was a kid, it was GOATY shit
>>322979052
Barkley 2 whenI even backed them on kickstarter
>>322983139
That's fair. I'll play it some point soon
>>322966482
kek. underated post.
>>322966935
Sometimes the game will do something cute. I remember screwing up the fishing minigame so many times for a quest, that it eventually just cutscened and gave me the fish. Then a while later, I did figure out the wonky fishing controls.
>>322984001
OC
>>322984791
maximum bait
>>322984885
kek
>>322983870
>tfw Jellybattle got taken down
>>322980261
y-you too, Chloe
>>322985332
>the ending to SOMA
shit man
>>322985423
Please don't post Spore related images on /v/. Some of us are hyper-sensitive and sore about what should have been an incredible game.
>>322985423
/v/ truly managed to find a way to wrench enjoyment from one of the biggest disappointments in gaming.
>>322985703
>>322985928
This.
Finished it 2 days ago. Not the best game out there but it's worth a try.
Im so annoyed we wont get Zero until 2017
>>322982339
What?
Just how can anybody be so bad at such an easy game?
>>322986389
People still get triggered byfun? Holy shit anon calm down. Wait, did you just spend time doing that image? Autism.
>>322984661
whats wrong with jump kicks?
>>322986718
>defending that terrible, terrible PM:TTYD image
It is far and away the shittiest in this thread.
>>322980305
nice
>>322986389
why are you so angry at a picture on the internet?
Do you have autism?
>>322957081
>>322961374
I'm playing 999 right now and I really am having a hard time getting into it. Is is worth completing?
>>322987153
Not him, but that Paper Mario one is quite possibly the worst I've ever seen. It's the epitome of the overblown, unfunny, tryhard mess that these threads are infamous for.
>>322987467
Fuck thats much better than mine
>>322987564
How far are you? If you've done at least one puzzle as part of the group and don't like it then it's not for you, but I'd give it until at least then. I absolutely adore the game, but understand that that type of game is not everyone's cup of tea, and that's fine.
>>322978174
Why would you think that? Amazing game btw.
>>32298730
Ho shiet, what game is this?
>>322978174
>>322987796
>>322958504
whats that bottom right image in what i got?
I love it.
>>322987985
>not HELLO, IS THIS THING ON?
>>322988130
>taking long enough in battles to hear the lyrics
>>322966482
I dont get it
>>322987613
>not him
you're not fooling anyone.
>>322987963
>people who weren't born when NGE came out can post now
End my suffering
>>322987056
>I hate fun
Whatever you say. Guess what? You can contribute with your own.
>>322978521
Thirding The Music of Erich Zann. Easily top 3 for me.
OC
>>322963710
God I love this game,
It was shit.
>>322987613
I agree my fellow self.
>>322972814
its too bad this gamer in unpirateable i would love to play its singleplayer
>>322984094
I'm a fan of the occasional casual puzzle game on Steam. I started up SpaceChem hearing it would be difficult and thought, "Well, the first few puzzles ought to be easy and enjoyable."
One of these days I'll go back and try the first puzzle again, one of these days...
>>322988402
I have. For one I'm OP. For two, get a mod to check how many posts I have in this thread, how many images I've posted.
so, did Roland reached enlightenment?
was Schrödinger a form of Brahman?
or was another Seraph from another dimension?
why did Jenna told "don't worry" to Fred?
>>322988858
No, what's shit is your taste.Journey isn't deep at all, nor does it try to be. It's just a very pretty exploration game with a simple backstory.
It's easily and measurably the most beautiful game I've ever seen.
>>322987721
I have done like 3 of the escape the room puzzles. I just went through a number door from the big hospital room. Am I very far?
The game play is kinda hand holdy but I like a good story so if the story is going to be worth it I'll just plow through
>>322978207
oh jesus i hated that io caught him cause he looked funny and released him when i realized he was shitty and continued to be so all his life
>>322989819
>Am I very far?
Somewhat, but the game forces you to do multiple playthroughs to get it all, hell it's nearly impossible to get the true ending in only 2. Honestly up to you.
>>322989746
Can you please explain your "What I expected" image
>>322978868
take out actually it is uneeded and sounds autistic while reading it
>>322989979
pellet-dodger
>>322989951
Thanks for the info anon. I'll finish the first play through and then determine if I should do more or not.
>>322969457
>nations struggle to remember allies
nothing could describe LUCT more precisely than that
>>322988858
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but you're retarded
>>322986203
>expecting it to be shit
I sometimes wonder how many people played Ar Nosurge without ever playing Ar Tonelico
tried to keep it simple, but the one with all the clusterfuck of images summed up my experience better.
>>322984885
if beyonce was white no one would find her even the smallest bit attractive bitch got one FUCKED up face
>>322990864
My dick became hardvery hard
My first time doing one of these. Wish there was a PC version just so I could watch that beautiful countryside in HD.
>>322990864
The only games that deserve clusterfuck images are games that are actually clusterfucks
E.Y.E is definitely the clusterfuck of all clusterfucks
>>322991725
that video clip runs at way too high of a framerate bro
>>322991725
That was a really fucking good movie.
I'm not talking about Avatar.
>>322962438
'bum fights' watched that shit with my parents back in 2004 when i was like 11. shit was uncomfortable when they made one hobo suck the other one off.
>>322966482
mild kek
>>322977536
To be fair if you shot someone because you were told to that probably would make you a bad person
>>322989607
You ever play Child of Eden?
>>322991937
edge of tomorrow is a real fucking good movie
so is oblivion
I love Tom Cruise in those movies.
>>322992481sauce on that top left image in "What I got"?
>>322957081
Hundreds of NPCs, one European voice actor.
>>322992830
anon no...
>>322992518
Can't say I have, no, but I've heard that it has amazing visuals.
>>322993171
why is the illuminati triangle from that disney channel cartoon in that game?
>>322993264
MONY
Such a fun game. Wish it was still here.
>>322993263
THE BEST visuals and sound together. Widespread 5/5 reviews.
But it released on the same day as Duke Nukem Forever and was overshadowed by the trash it was, and CoE was niche already.
>>322991117
Ok, I've got to ask. What happened with the guy and the rail?
>>322984548
What anime is that?
>>322994168
>>322978532
kek
>>322994068
Here let's use our ability to examine context clues and find out for ourselves!
>obviously fence is made of relatively solid metal
This fence was probably damaged BEFORE this person found it like this! Possibly from a fallen over pole or something very similar to create such a narrow, but deep dent. This person found it and had the bright idea to pose his own head onto the area to make it appear as if he had fallen on it and caused the damage! When realistically, this wouldn't be humanly possible without extensive head trauma unless he were wolverine.
>>322964825
Why would you think you were alone with that? I feel weird when I dont play it that way.
>>322994359
way to take all the fun out of life
>>322957081
Rumble is possibly the stupidest video game gimmick that ever caught on.
>>322994538
EX DEE FAMIRY
>>322994090
>implying Peg Knights aren't unstoppable rape machines with a few levels under their belt
>>322994538
>you must be fun at parties
>>322978358
>Generic indie 2D game #18271
Those are Western indie games. Japanese Doujin tend to be a lot more interesting.
>>322970249
but your image is wrong, anon
>>322967307
why has no one called out this faggot for trying way too hard to fit in and being completely wrong
>>322988356
I wasn't born when it came out but I've watched it.
People need to get their shit together here.
>>322969994
I fucking loved the mako.
>>322987963 (You)
Terrible bate
>>322996848
I thought someone would as well.
>>322967234
>What I got: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1MuvvS_xSw
>>322997775
compared to the first 2 call of juarez games it was a piece of shit
>>322966453
Wait until you get to the ending, or Joyful's ending. You will fucking collapse.
I actually take >>322987613 back.
>>322998747 Congrats on winning the award for the worst image ever created on /v/. You earned it.
>>322989607
>Measurably
Too obvious
>>322988858
Yeah it was pretty fucking dull, that was the day I started taking /v/ recommendations with a bucket of salt
I take it way too seriously, need to get the new PGA tour
>>322984952
It looks like Freud's cigar is shooting a lazer.
>>322996775
yumi a shit
>>323000001
>>323000000
so close
>>322967363
This. You are muh
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>>323000927
What?
>>322987305
What game is this?
Okay then.
Game wasn't bad but not the greatest either. T'was alright mane.
Protip: don't type in hatred feeling into the google imagesearch, unless you want to see a dead body with the entrails hanging out and head ripped apart
>>322988101
Fucking fantastic game. Only part that annoys me is how half of the story is focused on Kat wanting to have a boyfriend.
>>322963259
>wild FEEL appeared!
lots of sad moments, character deaths, etc
>star trek
lunar whale, space exploration
>giorgio "aliens" tsoukalos
the lunarians
>goku and vegeta
cecil and kain's rivalry leading to bromance by the end
>darth vader
golbez and the"cecil, I am your brother"reveal
>angry pig
???
what the fuck does the angry pig symbolize?
>>323002012
>unless you want to see a dead body with the entrails hanging out and head ripped apart
>tfw I did
The fuck is wrong with people to put such a image on google?
>>322978506
they have a distinctive style.
>>323002227
Doesn't google filter that shit or are the fruitloops there at HQ too busy being lazy?
>>322997437
Terrible art style. All the girls look the same.
Plus basing it on real life little girls is super creepy.
Herd the krauts kept bugging Lera bout this game which is why she left vk.
>>323002820
No,they didn't even filter it.
get it?
>>323003047
So...you expected tits and got rused?
>>322957987
lol what a pleb
>>322967363
This was better on N64.
>>322981904
not bad
>>322957081
I feel like it was disappointing but I can't really remember why
Sorry for the blank space in the bottom panel, not sure how that happened
>>322980584
There's also the girl Boo with cat ears, she had bunny ears in the japanese version.
>>322980502
>I googled a plot summary for this game and it didn't affect me, how can anyone enjoy it?
I haven't played that game and don't intend to but you have to recognize how retarded that sounds
>>322979741
>picture is NGE
>comment says FLCL
Well... you're close...
>>322983474
Undertale is nothing like Earthbound. It's not a wacky RPG. It's a fucking guilt simulator.
>>322966212
POTATO MASHER, RUUUUN
also:MCGREGORRRR
>>323006351
10/10
>>322993090
Oh come on, be a pal
>>322985332
>SOMA
I wasn't expecting even a fraction of what that game made me feel.
I went in expecting a slightly less good Amnesia mixed with Bioshock, but that's not what I got at all.
I actually wish that it had been a walking simulator with puzzles and no monsters, the monsters just felt forced and unneeded.
Top tier game though, I don't know why it didn't get more of a reaction from /v/
>>323002196
Anyone know where I can find a torrent for this?
>>323002196
One scat scene is fine
Gotta broaden the appeal, sure
But uh
I get the impression that Starless has far more than one scene
>>322966935
I played this game when I was tired as hell and almost falling asleep, it only exacerbated the sadness
Fresh OC
>>322966935
I did manage to avoid spoilers and it hit me pretty hard when I got to NG+ and suddenly enemy speech had subtitles. Though ending D didn't really make sense to me.
>>323003987
Great game. Mirrors Edge + Dead Island good times
>>322983505
it was the beginning of the end.
>>323001514
Orgasm Girl, a notoriously difficult H flash game on newgrounds
Even harder than the Ucogi blowjob game imo, at least I was able to finish that
>>322957081
Fresh OC
>>322969994
Is the Star Trek picture in the first row taking into account that it's taken from a stupid incoherent scene from a terrible movie that failed to preserve the appeal of the series it was based on?
I guess if nothing else it fits with the fact that ME was the last game Bioware made before being absorbed by EA (I believe?), just like Nemesis was the last Star Trek movie before the series died.
Aside from that: pretty much spot-on, concise and accurate.
>>323007783
you can get the censored version with most of the scat taken out, but you would then be a bitch who spends all day whining about censorship then advocating it when you can't handle feces
>>323009027
Why would you expect cute anime girls from Bloodborne?
>>323007251
Frictional Games' marketing department failed and /v/ dismissed it as "yet another Alien Isolation". Pretty sad.
>>322962438
So true.
>>322990009
Fuck, the game gets brutal quickly. The crafting system and hidden areas are top notch though! Probably one of my favorite shooters besides Nuclear Throne.
>>323010621
Which is weird cause /v/ was really into the ARG
>>323007647
got it
http://www.anime-sharing.com/forum/torrents-47/5-%5B150512%5D-%5Bjast-usa%5D-starless%EF%BC%9A-nymphomaniacs-paradise-restoration-patch-%5Benglish%5D-%5Bh-game%5D-358769/
>>323007647
>>323007783
That game is so warped and twisted, it will corrupt you. Stay away. I don't even know why I got the uncensored version if I was Ctrl-fast-forwarding through anything that looked like scat would occur.Google erogedownload
>>322981542
Explain the prostitution?
>>323013221
Not him, but since it also says "voice actor desperately trying to save career" I'd wager that it's meant to imply that the voice actor is "prostituting" himself. I don't really know the context though.
>>322974986
What's this meme of putting the ue4 logo in everything? It's not a bad engine at all.
>>323014595
Why do you take for granted that they're criticizing U4?
>>322978538
Should be a picture of the sniper sticking their barrel down the enemy's throat and still missing
>>322984442
>can you spare me 0 credits to ease their wretched lives?
everytime
>>322984442
Unironically,there's a Xbox softmod pack that is named SID 5 Pimped.
>Posting in a dead thread
>>322986195
ought to try sleeping dogs
>>322958752
Unfortunate, I had such high hopes for this game.
>>323016216
you oughtn't
>>323016604
But it's great.
>>322975723
oh hey that looks like a nice sex face lets check it out
>NTR
NTR cant be that bad
and then I saw that ending, I cant handle this man I was about to go to bed but I cant now
I feel violated
>>323002196
>Scat
I can handle it, but gross
>cum recycling
pls no
>pregnant woman raped by horse
>dicks getting chopped off
>literally fucking a man to death
>SO MUCH FUCKING SCAT
nope
>>323017197
>>323007783
>>323011940
Im excited yet also terrified of what I may witness while stroking it
>>323017476
Honestly ill be impressed if you can stroke it to this game after the first 30 minutes
>>323017308
>Earthbound
>Undertale
mfw
>>322958504
>>322957081
>Please limit it to 5 or 6 images on the bottom though
How about just one?
>>323017308
Excellent bait.
It's funny how LOL threads are about /v/ bashing "comic artists" for being too exaggerated and using too many words but when it's time for them to make WEG threads most of the results are a huge mess.
>>323018347
I firmly believe that the idiots who keep shoving a fuckton of unfunny and unnecessary bullshit into the bottom square are literally redditors..
>>322985332
That part when you wake up in the new body and you yourself talk for the first time in the next room
>>322993338
>superhero themes assfaggots
That's just combining shit with cancer.
>>322992769
>>322991937
They're both mediocre movies for mediocre people such as yourself
>>323018505
>you can't really tell how funny the post is unless you see how everyone else reacts to it
Jesus Christ why hasn't anyone gassed these people
>>323009317
He was expecting to hunt mostly or only beasts like werewolves and shit
>>323005634
Switch the "expected" and "got" then you have my experience.
>>322988858
It wasn't a bad game, it was just very sub-par. Many other games do what is does better, but to its merit it does cut away all the usual bullshit to leave nothing but what makes a video game a video game. For this reason I'm glad I supported it and I'm glad it did well.
>>322979573
>expected retarded nonsense
>got retarded nonsense
What's the problem?
>>323002143
symbolizes a shit game
>>322984268
You got best waifu?
>>322963259
It's funny because the game isn't anywhere near as good as this image says it is.
Then again that's these threads in a nutshell.
>>322992830
>>322993090
I think the artist is oyster. I think. Can't find the actual doujin, but the one or two uses of this image with a hint of sauce mention him, and it's all fucked up mind break stuff so the quote fits.
I'm sorry
>>322986971
You can't brace yourself on the ground, and hence get less force exerted on the door.
>>322984551
>Call of Duty Advanced Warfare 2
More like Titanfall 2 desu
>>323022824
>entering a 260 character password to carry equipment to the sequel
>>323022824
I don't remember there being that many swords, anon
>>322992190
your parents sound cool
My body was (not) ready.
>>323022284
Does look a little like Oyster
does a lot of really good rape/mind break content
>>323024990
that's not accurate at all
>>323025150
Sauce on that Mettaton pic?
>>322976734
It's an amazing story for it's time too. He actually managed to capture the fear of radiation that would be prevalent during the early stages of the Cold War, as well as the fear of pesticides and chemicals that came after the release of Rachel Carson's Silent Spring. Lovecraft was on fucking point decades before these fears not only became a reality, but also not dissimilar to what he has written.
>>323025150
Wait what? Sans and Papyrus are supposed to be in a relationship? I thought they were just bros for life.
>>323026092
Whoa whoa, hold the phone, they made a sequel to fish poking sim 2007 and no one told me?
>>323002108
Uhhh what game did you play? Because none of that happens you gnat's ass dingle-berry.
>>323004070
>I've eaten more shit than you, that makes me superior
>>323025765
No they are brothers, Tumblrina's just sexualize them as well as every other fucking character including the 8 year old protagonist
>>322965575
Bad Company was great. The second one wasn't quite the same, but still fun to play.
>>323025150
>humantale
>muh diversity= varying brown with two white trannies
>completely ignores central asians, south east asians, pacific islanders, injuns, etc.
>>323028282
>Every RPG ever
This is the exact same shit ignorant retards parrot to shit on an entire genre they now almost nothing about.
But otherwise you're spot on.
>>322994168
Berserk. You should read the manga.
>>322988356
Holy shit that's what I'm watching right now. no spoilerinos pls
>What I played
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
>What I expected
Quality hunting time
>What I got
Rajang Hunter 4 Ultimate
>>323029169
>>322983731
>he didn't play as a warrior princess
You will never know the glory ofcalling in your falcon to gouge out a man's eyes after he interrupts your fencing tournament.
>Following rules
>>322994090
>That Cavalier stats
>>323030603
Shit does that actually happen? I have this game on the backlog but everything I hear makes it sound better and betteraside from something to do with a naval battle, don't know the details but apparently shits fucked
>>323007251
I think it's because there wasn't any reason for it to be controversial. The game didn't get super popular and shilled by youtube shitters like Amnesia did. There also really isn't much to discuss besides feels and the game ends pretty solidly and doesn't really demand any kind of plot speculation. Those who were interested bought it and enjoyed it and that's it.
>>322987686
Clever.
>>323031267
>Shit does that actually happen?
Only if you do a series of immensely autistic things in a specific order. Your first several attempts will be pretty princess simulator, now with extra death.
>something to do with a naval battle
Easily the most stressful part you are forced to deal with, but there's much more challenging stuff that can happen.Don't look up guides, just let it happen or you won't have fun.Brin is best girl.
>>323031631
>Don't look up guides, just let it happen or you won't have fun.
That's the plan, I've heard seeing the infinitely asinine ways you can get you qt daughteru killed as you fumble around blind is half the fun.
>>323031818
Let me just tell you this. If you don't think you will need a skill to survive a certain check, you are wrong. Every single skill has the potential to save your pathetic life. Even decoration.
>>323031267
If you play like a Princess Maker, you WILL be disappointed; however, if you play it like an Adventure game, It's 4/5 bretty gud.
There are a lot of endings (the Achievemnts are there to keep track of which Endings you've already done) so you WILL keep shifting your stats every now and then.
If you're aiming for survival, there are a bunch of useless skills; If you're aiming for a specific ending, however, there are skills that you must raise
>>323031953
>If you're aiming for a specific ending, however, there are skills that you must raise
And sometimes people you have toother anon don't looklet die for your own selfish ends. I-I'm sorry dad.
>>323032347
Post the Why picture where King Dad said Everyone Dies